/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10426706]

"(Muffled) I just don't know why I can't keep off the pounds"

[Anonymous No.10426713]

What's the little pad in the corner? Looks a bit small for a whale scale.

[Anonymous No.10426743]

Dr kino in the house

[Anonymous No.10426931]

>>10426706
you're just retaining fluids

[Anonymous No.10427738]

>>10426706
>>>/tv/
post a stream tho i've never seen this but i want to

[Anonymous No.10427780]

>>10426706
do americans really not wear shoes in public areas?

[Anonymous No.10427781]

>>10426706
People like this are an embarrassment to Whites.

[Anonymous No.10427797]

>>10426706
You have massive bones is all. Especially your stomach bone.

[Anonymous No.10427816]

>>10427780
Her feet are too fat for shoes.

[Anonymous No.10428005]

For you

[Anonymous No.10428467]

>>10428005
Kek'd heartily, thank you

[Anonymous No.10428550]

POP OFF JAMES!

[Anonymous No.10428566]

>>10428467
POP OFF JAMES!

[Anonymous No.10428605]

>>10426713
It is the scale.

[Anonymous No.10428611]

[Anonymous No.10428620]

>>10428611
K I N O

[Anonymous No.10428627]

At least it hasn't fused to the couch yet so it still has a chance.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1371640/Morbidly-obese-man-fused-chair-sat-years-dies-hospital.html

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[Anonymous No.10428631]

>>10428627
There was one in Florida too from about 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.10428639]

Both, very sad. They became infused to their couches, they were sitting in the same position for so long that their skin grew into the couches and chairs. It's weird bizarroworld shit.

[Anonymous No.10428646]

Instead of helping them, their children enabled them.

[Anonymous No.10428914]

>>10426706
mfw im 170kg

[Anonymous No.10428953]

>>10428627
Honestly now... HOW does this happen?

[Anonymous No.10428962]

For how much would you let her sit on your face /ck/?

[Anonymous No.10428968]

>>10428627
>had a gf when he was fused to his own shit
fucking how? did he have legendary bantz?

[Anonymous No.10428983]

>>10428467
I just fucking dropped ten pounds in two weeks
POP OFF JAMES!!

[Anonymous No.10429014]

>>10428914
Ugh, so glad I don't have to take the bus anymore. Every fucking time, some motherfucker bigger than a goddamn house would plop down beside me.

[Anonymous No.10429047]

>>10428953
>Paramedics were called to the home by the man's girlfriend after she found him unconscious.

>She admitted to medics she had been feeding him by hand since he got too big to get up.

That's how. The enablers are almost worse imo.

[Anonymous No.10429076]

As a male RN, who consistently gets assigned to the fatties, the ladies complain they can't handle the weight, as if I'm some kind of fucking superman, this would not even be the worst person I've ever seen. I feel bad for the LPNs and the sorry fucks that do even lower tier work. We've had several custodians quit over the wretched smells they have to deal with when disposing of human waste.

[Anonymous No.10429085]

>>10426931
yes, yes, it appears Niagara falls has been contained.

[Anonymous No.10429089]

>>10426706

>Enjoy thing in moderation
>Don't overeat everyday
>Drink plenty of water
>Exercise

It's not hard to do.

[Anonymous No.10429237]

>>10428968
A feeder, most likely.

[Anonymous No.10429251]

>>10428467
POP OFF JAMES!

[Anonymous No.10429931]

>>10428467
POP OFF JAMES!

[Anonymous No.10430447]

>>10428550
>>10428566
>>10428983
>>10429251
>>10429931
It's too late, he's already got in

[Anonymous No.10430453]

>>10429014
>sitting
easiest way to take bed bugs home, friendo

it's worse when you're standing somewhere away from all the open space and some random motherfucker still comes over to stand near you

[Anonymous No.10430461]

People who get that big inevitably have mental issues. Mentally healthy people might become overweight but they'd reel themselves in before they reached that size.
This level of obesity is reserved for those with depression and obsessive disorders, and possibly some degree of retardation.

[Anonymous No.10430486]

>>10428627
>He had a gf
>>10428631
I had a female patient in a similar state once. She wasn't particularly fat, though. She was schizophrenic and I guess she had just decided not to leave that sofa. Not for food and not for the toilet. Family must have been feeding her.
But yeah, there was no real distinction between her skin and the upholstery and nasty rotten patches of both had to be removed to get her out of the thing and to the hospital.
She eventually died. I was amazed she lived as long as she did. Constantly soaked in her own piss and shit for years. Her body must have been working incredibly hard at limiting the infections to the soaked parts that were fused with the sofa. Eventually something got through and she died of sepsis.
It's not a smell one forgets.

[Anonymous No.10430489]

>>10428646
It's not as easy as you think. These people are often experts at manipulating their loved ones and making them feel guilty.
I know it's popular for folks to go "the wife killed him with that fried food" afterwards but truth is that the wife was being controlled like a damn puppet. It's often an abusive relationship and the fat person is the abuser.
It's easy to stand outside of it and judge but things are usually a little more complicated when you take a closer look.

[Anonymous No.10430504]

>>10428467
POP OFF JAMES

[Anonymous No.10430507]

>>10429047
>admitted
I guess they think she should have left him there to starve.
Shitty manipulative "journalism" like this is how people like you end up having such a hateful and ignorant opinion. The fat fuck in the chair is the only person with any blame here. The girlfriend had a boyfriend who couldn't stand on his own legs so she brought him food. How the fuck does that make her a bad person?
As I said in the other post, he was probably a manipulative asshole who either guilted her or threatened her into bringing him snack foods.
Inb4 some genius goes "hurrr threatened? He couldn't have done anything to her". I know that and you know that, but hearing these things from someone you love can trump logic in people. Chances are the gf wasn't too bright and maybe has her own problems with depression or abandonment issues.

>>10429047
>the ladies complain they can't handle the weight
I know this one all too well. Don't let them take advantage of you. Your back is just as easily ruined as theirs and if you're replying on physical strength to move the patients your back is at risk per definition.

[Anonymous No.10430511]

>>10428467
POP OF JAMES YOU FUCK I JUST STARTED LOOSING WEIGHT

[Anonymous No.10430722]

>>10430461
>so large that you can't function as a normal fucking human
ACTUALLY humans were meant to poo on the ground this whole toilet thing was never natural ergo if you use a toilet you're not functioning as a normal human being.

[Anonymous No.10430731]

>>10428467
POP OFF JAMES!

[Anonymous No.10430744]

>>10428646
The children were raised in a fucked up environment where they had to take care of the parent, that they act as caregivers makes total sense (the same happens to children of drug addicts, alcoholics, the disabled, etc). It's the partners and other family members who have no excuse, though I think they do it for the benefits and caretaker money, along with whatever feeder fetish they may have.

[Anonymous No.10430849]

>>10428467
POP OFF JAMES

[Anonymous No.10431043]

>>10428611
URGHHHH THICCERRRR

[Anonymous No.10431047]

>>10427780
no but they wear shoes in their own houses

[Anonymous No.10431074]

>>10428467
POP OFF JAMES!

[Anonymous No.10431189]

>>10428467
POP OFF JAMES!

[Anonymous No.10431249]

>>10428467
POP OFF JAMES!

[Anonymous No.10431320]

>>10430722
Wow so I guess health isn't real and you should eat another rack of ribs you fat fuck

[Anonymous No.10431356]

>>10428467
POP OFF JAMES!

[Anonymous No.10431467]

>>10428467
Pop off James!