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10424515 No.10424515 [Reply] [Original]

Ask a pizza delivery driver anything.

I will not answer
>where I live
>which chain

>> No.10424522
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10424522

Do you ever deliver to people that have been naked?

Have you ever been propositioned? Have you ever delivered that extra sausage?

>> No.10424527

>>10424515
What is your favorite flavor ice cream?

>> No.10424528

>>10424515
What's your SSN?

>> No.10424532

>>10424515
https://youtu.be/byeq_JLlb8E

How does this make you feel?

>> No.10424533

>>10424528
Lol you gonna steal the identity of a pizza delivery driver? His credit score is probably 500

>> No.10424535

>>10424533
That's way too high.

>> No.10424537

is porn an accurate documentation of your real life?

>> No.10424546

>>10424527
Yes, I've interrupted sex a couple of times and occasionally women will answer the door in a loose fitting shirt and I will see a nip.

No, but a lot of girls flirt but I reckon that's just an attention thing.

>>10424527
Don't really have one.

>>10424533
I'm around 660. Thanks though, kid. Nothing personell.

>> No.10424551

>>10424532
Okay.

>>10424537
No, but like I said. There are a good number of girls who flirt but it's just to get attention. Sometimes the bigger girls are more aggressive but then they smell the pizza and they leave me alone.

>> No.10424557

Is it true that they'll tamper with your food if you piss them off / don't tip?

>> No.10424560

>>10424557
I can't speak for everyone but I can think of maybe two people in our store who are childish enough to do that.

>> No.10424561

why do you think people care about a basic bitch pizza delivery driver?

>> No.10424571

>>10424561
The guy delivers your pizza, that thing he's done millions of times just for you. You should feel thankful, fatass.

>> No.10424598

>>10424515
Favorite toppings?

Ever had dudes, creepy or not, hit on you?

>> No.10424620

>>10424515
Have you ever poo'd in a loo, and if so did you press the half flush or the full flush button?

>> No.10424621

have you had any gay experience?

>> No.10424668

where do you live?
whats chain do you work for?

>> No.10424682

where don't you live (list every city that you don't live in)
what chains don't you work for (list them all)

>> No.10424686

If I wanted to place an order what area code would I use?
What is the first letter of the place you work?

>> No.10424807

when delivering to an apartment block with over9000 apartments do you take it directly to an apartment or is it customary for people who placed the order to meet you down stairs in the lobby?

>> No.10426862

>>10424515
why not which chain? wed prefer getting the inside scoop on the shit a particular chain pulls.

>> No.10426871

>>10424620
>half flush or the full flush button
what even is this

>> No.10426888

>>10424515
What's your full name?

>> No.10426894

>>10424515
What are you currently studying? Do they reimburse you for gas?

>> No.10426896

>>10424515

If you were filling out a resume and it asked you previous experience, what would you write?

Also where would you be filling this resume out?

>> No.10426898

Have you ever sucked a dick?

>> No.10426899

>>10424515
have you ever slung cum into sauce?

>> No.10426904

>>10424515
Has anyone ever opened the door for you while swinging their dick?

>> No.10426908
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10426908

Ever work with this chick?

>> No.10426909

>>10424571
he does it for money you idiot

>> No.10426917

which chain do you work for

>> No.10426921
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10426921

Why aren't there more pizza delivery chicks that look like this and >>10426908

>> No.10426929

>>10426909
Just a gigalo!

>> No.10426930

>>10424515
Do you put pineapple on your pizza?

>> No.10426933

>>10424515
Do you like extra cheese on your pizza?

>> No.10426932

>>10426930
That's a hanging offence!

>> No.10426940

I think OP is dead or maybe on a delivery, same shit.

>> No.10426964

Village People -Just a Gigolo -1978-Original Music Video [Digital]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RikwC2DRoQE

Cheers!

>> No.10426974

>>10424533
is 500 bad?
i’m at like 150

>> No.10426977

>>10426908
>>10426921
Funny in Cali every single dispensery delivery girl is a hot chick

>> No.10426983

>>10424522
answer this

>> No.10426985

>>10426974
Don't bother with stupid scores unless you're trying to impress people that you don't really give a shit about. I used to work for a company that did scoring and it the actual algorithems were so secret that it was pathetic and disgusting.

>> No.10426994
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10426994

>>10426977
We have them too in NY.

>> No.10426999

Have you ever delivered pizza to a qt trap?

>> No.10427006

>>10426999
here baby, I got a tip for you?

>> No.10427010

>>10424515

What do you do if, NO TIP?

>> No.10427014
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>> No.10427032

>>10427010
Be a professional and deal with it.
There's no reason to commit some federal offence because some twat didn't give a tip. That doesn't mean one can't put them at the bottom of the dellivery list next time.

>> No.10427045

>>10424515
>tx
>pizza hut

>> No.10427047

>>10426994
what a whore

>> No.10427097

>>10426974
150 is impossible. 350 is lower limit. 500 is nigger tier. 750+ is acceptable.

>> No.10427194

>>10427047
Cute whore though, she's probably rate about $3k a night in NYC or LA.

>> No.10427219

>>10427194
Who needs a night. I could be done with her in 5 minutes.

>> No.10427232

>>10424515
do you get impatient with people filling out your tip and signing?
the guy that delivers mine does but i'm dyslexic so what are you supposed to do

>> No.10427248

>>10427194
>cute whore
no such thing
kill yourself

>> No.10427254

>>10427248
what about jodi foster in taxi driver
cute like a kitten, not cute as in sexy
I am no pedo

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>>10424598
I'm not too fond of pizza anymore.

Not hit on me but just too friendly, holding eye-contact too long, inviting me in their house when I'm trying to get the fuck out of there.

>>10424522
I completely forgot to mention I delivered to a hotel once and some guy very obviously wanted me to fuck his wife.

>>10426894
We get paid by distance.

>>10426930
>>10426933
Yeah.

>>10426999
I've delivered to traps but they still had stubble and a 90 degree angle jawlines.

>> No.10427601

>>10426871
meme for yuppies

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10427636

>>10427097
>arbitrarily sets "acceptable" limit probably 2-3 points under his own score
kek