al/ck/ general

[Anonymous No.10418442]

al/ck/ general

getting fired from work and sneaking liquor past grandma edition

how did booze impact your life today

[Anonymous No.10418540]

>every time you get fired for drinking, a Corona™ gets its lime
>when you wake up with terrible terrors and shakes, a Corona™ gets its lime
>that moment when you are ready to end it all, a Corona™ gets its lime.

[Anonymous No.10418556]

>>10418540
t. honest advertiser

needs fewer depictions of healthy social interactions though

[Anonymous No.10418564]

>>10418442
Maybe you all should stop being such sad sacks while drinking yourselves to oblivion?

It's Saturday at 8pm, and I'm just now starting to feel normal. Been cozy all day with my pupper and TV, about to start drinking some more.

[Anonymous No.10418565]

>>10418442
boutta walk to the bar, get drunk, then walk home. Move where you have a bar a few blocks away. It's top tier comfy, and you don't have to uber there, or drive drunk and risk ruining your life.

[Anonymous No.10418582]

>>10418564
In all honesty that's all true but I still enjoy drinking just wanted a depressing start to the thread. My life is pretty much fine, the job was tangential anyway

[Anonymous No.10418586]

>>10418565
I've become a bar fly at my local bar, though my greatest fear is dying and having the obituary say that I was a regular there and having none of them actually remember me. Walking to and fro the bar is top tier comfy I agree.

[Anonymous No.10418607]

>>10418442
>drinking morgans because i am a pleb, not because it goes smoothly with coke and invokes memories of my ex-gfs
>want to go out
>check facebook, nothing is happening
>go back to drinking because i apparently only drink when shit ain't happening

[Anonymous No.10418612]

It sucks. You feel normal but know you aren't.

[Anonymous No.10418622]

>>10418612
delet pls

[Anonymous No.10418627]

>>10418622
Don't reply to me again. I'm actually drunk.

[Anonymous No.10418630]

>>10418627

what did you drink?

[Anonymous No.10418636]

I've been sober since the 2nd. I've made this choice because after a recent hospital stay in January I was put on some meds and have been seeing a psychiatrist. I had been still drinking though and having mental breakdowns every weekend feeling very depressed and suicidal. So, I'm testing myself seeing how I react to my meds sober this month and go from there...

[Anonymous No.10418647]

>>10418565
I live a few blocks away from my favorite bar. All the bartenders know me and my SO, and often lock the doors while we are still inside and drink with us. Comfy af. Although tipping $40 isn't uncommon. I fucking love that place.

I cant get drunk off beer anymore, but drink it anyway. Liquor is so comfy, but I'm trying to limit my intake of that because I'm trying to cut back drinking. Al/ck/ af.

[Anonymous No.10418650]

>>10418630
1/3 cup of rum and upwards of 10 beers. I'm 5'7 female anon and have puked but continue. Can't wait to move out of this cracker box, so soon.

[Anonymous No.10418656]

>>10418650
Why is mentioning your gender necessary? Also who the fuck measures liquor in cups?

[Anonymous No.10418659]

>>10418636
Good job. Just stay away from the sauce.
Advice: I was sober for years from going on a strict regiment doing 70/50/40 pushups every day and going on a walk around my town, which is very small. I also drink two glasses of water every night. In that time I got three girlfriends and made a few new friends just from walking around the town every weekday. Insane how many people missed talking to you since highschool, work, etc.

[Anonymous No.10418673]

>>10418650
>female

are you sure the alcohol isnt interfering with your tranny meds?

[Anonymous No.10418688]

Fellas stop asking me what the best beer is. I tell you guys this all the time! It's Pabst Blue Ribbon of course!

[Anonymous No.10418770]

>>10418656
I think she/he/it mentions it because women have less tolerance to alcohol, just as their livers are half as resistant as men's

[Anonymous No.10418846]

>>10418770
I dont know about that. I know a lot of women that can drink men under the table.

[Anonymous No.10418853]

>>10418442
need an orange flavored beer available in the US
any suggestion alky bros?
t. not an alky but having a hankering for some orange flavored beer rn

[Anonymous No.10418875]

>listening to kanye west's "roses"
>invoking memories of my aunt dying of cancer, she made me the godfather of her only kid
>going to the hospital, entering the room
>she calls for me, "george? do you have my glasses?"
>she is delirious, i walk over and take her hand, she asks how is her son, i tell her i am doing my best to keep his scores up in school
>she thanks me how much i've done for her son while she was sick
>remember how many times she was great to me while i was a kid, or even told my mom off whenever she was rough on me or my brother
>feels immediately fucking hit
>breakdown in tears in front of my family
>eventually flatlines
>mom comes over to hold me
I have no image to describe this feel. During the funeral I broke down in tears again, in public with my mom, sister and grandmother holding me.

[Anonymous No.10418918]

>>10418846
well, yeah, it depends on the tolerance and physical size of the individual, but on average women have less tolerance for alcohol (they get drunk easier, also they tend to have worse hangovers) and they have to drink half as much to develop liver damage, so being an al/ck/ while being a woman puts you in some serious physical health risk

[Anonymous No.10418980]

im uhhhhhhhh
drunk

[Anonymous No.10419042]

>>10418853
settled on pic related
not bad tbqh

[Anonymous No.10419058]

>>10418875
did she drop any good loot

[Anonymous No.10419065]

this >>10419058
mah dude asking the real questions

[Anonymous No.10419076]

These threads promote a shitty cycle of liquer, it's hard but you too can stop the liquer.

[Anonymous No.10419127]

>>10419042
My local stores have all the leinenkugel shit except for Sunset Wheat which is one of my favorite beers. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.10419156]

>>10418980
I'm on my way

[Anonymous No.10419176]

anyone else take benzos as well as drink?


What do you take?

[Anonymous No.10419239]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTq46yOaYWI

I've just spent an hour listening to this on loop while drinking popov, wish it was wine. Anyone else think this is the most beautiful song in the world? Man I miss my grandmother who'd take us to the opera in boston, strokes are the worst thing on earth.

[Anonymous No.10419390]

>>10419176
>anyone else take benzos as well as drink?
ye

>What do you take?
drink and benzos

[Anonymous No.10419458]

Gnome free for months now.
This is a good feeling.
Got a new car, and cut back enough on alc I can actually catch a decent drunk now without so many side effects.

[Anonymous No.10419460]

BRAIN FIRE

[Anonymous No.10419462]

>>10419176
I've never tried it because I don't trust myself enough to mix them.
Although some opiates and drinking is a decent bit of bliss.

[Anonymous No.10419481]

>>10419462

Beer and codeine (cold water extracted) is my go to over the counter mix here in the UK, cant really be fucked going through the channels to get a few roxys or oxys anymore. I take like 800mg of codeine downed with beer though to get a proper buzz on now so I do wonder if I'd be doing less damage to myself just snorting heroin at this point.

[Anonymous No.10419485]

I think I have ulcers. 22 160lbs and have been drinking 750ml a day plus 6-10 sleeping pills.

I'm trying to stop and I've been able to go 1-3 days sober here and there (something I hadn't done since I was 18). But I notice that not only do I not fall asleep until 5:30ish, but about an hour in I wake up in a cold sweat and have nightmarish feelings in my bones, chest, and head. It goes away after 20-30mins and then I can sleep until 8ish.

[Anonymous No.10419565]

>>10419176

I'm getting some Xanax (first time doing a benzo) later this week. I don't trust myself enough to risk drinking since I'm a massive light-weight.

[Anonymous No.10419664]

>>10419565
Don't mix them. You'll wind up running around with your underwear on your head and won't even remember all the fun you had. Stims and booze are the way to go.

[Anonymous No.10419676]

I have 19 units worth of cider every other night (Uk goon) it helps with my anxiety problems and makes me feel like playing videogames etc. It also contributes to me having a horrible beer belly dispite me going to the gym 4 times a week.

[Anonymous No.10419718]

>don't work tomorrow
>can drink all I want as late as I want
This feeling is nearly bringing me to tears.

[Anonymous No.10419762]

Just felt like sharing with you. Here you go!

https://youtu.be/2JxC5jNb3vY

[Anonymous No.10419846]

it's 2AM in Texas, what the FUCK am i supposed to do to get alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10419857]

>>10419846
you're fucked till tomorrow bud

[Anonymous No.10419877]

>>10419857
FUCK, what time does liquor open in tesxas in trhe AM

[Anonymous No.10419878]

from now in get drunk exclusively on vodka and orange udl's. then when you don't have any alcohol just drink orange fanta and trick your brain into thinking that you're drinking alcohol. like a placebo.

[Anonymous No.10419883]

>>10419846
Mouthwash or Vanilla Extract until tomorrow
Or tough it out.

[Anonymous No.10419884]

>>10419857
10:00 I think. Noon to be safe.

[Anonymous No.10419891]

im fucking wastred and pissked off, i wanT MORE ALCOHOL HJEWEEEEEEEEEEEELP

FUCK i have shit to do twwomrrow how do i get alcohol in Texas

[Anonymous No.10419896]

Man I'm watching Cocktail and it really makes me want to tend bar again. I loved getting drunk on the job.

[Anonymous No.10419898]

I went and grabbed dinner( meatloaf glazed with bourbon mustard sauce or something) with a beer and 2 doubles of Titos. Then saw A Quiet Place. Not a bad night, though I'm currently drinking some platinum 7x and trying to forget who I am.

[Anonymous No.10419899]

>>10419891
Drink your piss.

[Anonymous No.10419901]

ok i seriosuly needf advice

anytr>>10419896
get some more alc., at leat your not in COMY TEXAS AMERICA PUSYYY1

[Anonymous No.10419908]

>>10419901
Bitch I absolutely love Texas and I wish I was still there now with their lack of excise taxes and what not. I have had a TABC license for 4 years now and I want to renew it.

What advice do you need?

[Anonymous No.10419917]

>>10418442
Lads, I have a question
>Drink 6-12 units per day
>Black tfo most days
>Start drinking bourbon. feelsgoodman
>See Maple Jim Beam - only 35% abv instead of 40%.
>Dope. I'll try it. Drank a full 750ml of it and didn't even feel that drunk
>Tonight bought a 750 of vanilla Jim Beam to see if it's the same.
>Drank it all in like 6 hrs and don't feel nothing
What gives? Am I a true al/ck/ie now? I don't feel drunk off either bottle and the hangover from the first was minimal

[Anonymous No.10419918]

w>>10419908
I HAVE A FUCKING EXAM OJN TUESDAY

I AM HINGRY

WHY DONT YOU CAReeeee

[Anonymous No.10419922]

fuck it im goingggg to bedd

[Anonymous No.10419925]

>>10419918
I don't care because I graduated from Rice and am back in New York, working until I can find a quality job in Texas to move back down. I wish I was still in Texas desu.

[Anonymous No.10419927]

how to cook the pefect egg to sober ME UP!!!!

[Anonymous No.10419934]

>>10419925
Dude i dont care about your bragging FUCK YOU!. Coolll you went to rick, im literally asking how to get alcohol in TEXAS (an impssonle quest)

you are an insecure smart asshoel. all the peaople the made fu of me whent to rice so fuck ytoiu

[Anonymous No.10419941]

>>10419934
Dude just go to Spec's at 10:00 AM. I sympathize with your problems. Get some fucking Tito's.

[Anonymous No.10419947]

>>10419941
Dude it's past 2AM YOU IDIOT

[Anonymous No.10419950]

i need some more Fuckon eggds to sonber me

[Anonymous No.10419953]

>>10419947
i fucking said go at 10:00 AM you fucking goon. I hate the 2AM deadline as much as anyone else. I love booze. So go fuck yourself in Juarez.

[Anonymous No.10419969]

>>10419917
Can you function on your day to day basis without booze?

If so, you're fine

If not, you're an alky

[Anonymous No.10419973]

>>10419953
You haven't even made a coherent sentence idiot dude I'm trying to get fucking liquor at 2AM so just shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.10419978]

>>10419973
faggot

[Anonymous No.10419986]

>>10419978
FUCK YOU FTRESAK

[Anonymous No.10419993]

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

[Anonymous No.10419998]

If quads you have to move these threads to /r9k/

[Anonymous No.10420027]

>>10419998
rekt

[Anonymous No.10420262]

>>10419998
close but no cigar

[Anonymous No.10420265]

What is going on in this thread

[Anonymous No.10420468]

going on a spending spree. should i get an 89p can or a £1 lottery scratchcard?

[Anonymous No.10420487]

>>10419239

>waking up
>feel like shit
>roomies screaming in foreign language
>checks thread
>put headphones on

thank you anon, you saved my sunday

time to continue le bender

[Anonymous No.10420506]

wat is a unit

[Anonymous No.10420507]

>>10420506
10ml ethanol.

[Anonymous No.10420542]

here is my al/ck/ feel.
>drink a fifth throughout day at work
>get home, drink a bit more, drunk by 11pm
>wake up at 4 after 5 hours of awful sleep filled with withdrawal dreams
>about a half pint of vodka in again
>now almost 6 am
>work again at 11 am

Even though i am comfy now since i got my bottle on my nightstand... i just know things never end well when i get to this point.

[Anonymous No.10420588]

TEA'S GONE COLD I'M WONDERING WHY

[Anonymous No.10420589]

>>10419877
No liquor stores are open on Sundays in Texas

[Anonymous No.10420635]

>>10418540
Why is corona with lime so good lads?

[Anonymous No.10420650]

>>10420589
>buying alcohol on Sunday is illegal
Just dropping into this thread to say Texas needs to be handed over to the actual humans to the south where alcohol isn't considered devil juice. Just make a new border at Oklahoma. Actually for that matter, they can have Oklahoma too.

A lot of problems would be solved that way, on both sides of the border

[Anonymous No.10420744]

>finish work
>time to go home to the old lady
>stop by the local off licence
>buy 6 beers and a 250ml bottle of vodka
>walk down the road a bit, look around, it's dark and no one's looking
>quickly grab the bottle of vodka and do a 3-chug, screw it back and continue walking as if nothing had happened
>do this periodically until home
>get home, quickly enter kitchen where dinner is ready to be reheated, crack open a beer
>"are you drunk?"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.10420887]

>>10419973
Uh bud you aren't one to talk about coherent sentences.

Its now 830 in Texas, which means there might be a bar or a licensed restaurant open. According to the internet you're out of luck for liquor until tomorrow, but you will be able to buy beer or wine at noon.

Good luck you fucking trainwreck

[Anonymous No.10420892]

>>10420744
slippery slope my guy

[Anonymous No.10420942]

>got enough vodka for 3 Days
>Wrestlemania tonight
>order pizza

IM SO STOKED

[Anonymous No.10420988]

>looking for a new house to rent
>find a great place, pics online look amazing, literally heaven
>go to check it out in person
>even better than the pics made it look
>talk to the owner about how much he wants for rent
>"Sir, this is a liquor store"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.10420990]

I would like to get drunk, or at least comfortably buzzed. Recently I have been drinking regularly and still failed to reach that state.

However, my resistance seems to be fairly high and I don't want to fuck up my liver. I'm not sure what to do.

[Anonymous No.10421052]

Mixed way too much at a party last night. Stomach feels like crap

[Anonymous No.10421088]

im just waiting for my parents to die so i can end this pathetic shit life

im only "alive" because i dont want to hurt them

[Anonymous No.10421094]

>sober for six months
>decided to give moderation a shot
>mfw right back where I started

I think I need to give it another shot

[Anonymous No.10421105]

>>10421094
it happens
7 weeks dry for me and I'm about ready to hop back on that horse and see where he wants to go this time

[Anonymous No.10421130]

>>10421105
my suggestion is don't do it, life was better sober, I found myself a girlfriend, had money to go out and do stuff. slept better and was losing weight. now I'm fat and poor again, although I've managed to hide the excessive drinking from the gf, I know I won't be able to keep it up forever, and then she'll leave, they always leave.

just my 2 cents though, we all got our own paths

[Anonymous No.10421179]

How do you have your gin and colas lad?
I love Bombay Sapphire and coke zero, personally.

[Anonymous No.10421197]

>>10421179

sounds absolutely disgusting, sounds like a killer heartburn

[Anonymous No.10421233]

anon was right, i pretty much stopped drinking and now I just eat everything.

[Anonymous No.10421268]

>>10420988
nice facebook wine mom meme

[Anonymous No.10421292]

>>10421088
Stop your fucking pity party and do something then.

[Anonymous No.10421333]

>>10421197
Fuck off, all spirits are better with coke.

[Anonymous No.10421334]

ok guys I'm about to shove 20mg of Ritalin up my asshole and spend the day solving differential equations
wish me luck

[Anonymous No.10421336]

Drinking but the pain won't go away.

[Anonymous No.10421357]

Isn't this meant to be a /ck/ thread? What drinks do you guys like making? You can't just be having straight spirits and beers, that's boring.

[Anonymous No.10421360]

>>10421088
They probably know more about you than you realise so you're hurting them already.
Get a job or a hobby or something. Get off your ass and DO something. I'm not going to tell you to quit drinking but maybe try to drink less.
I know it's not easy.

[Anonymous No.10421366]

>>10421334
>I'm about to shove 20mg of Ritalin up my asshole and spend the day shitposting at lightspeed and then masturbating to the weirdest porn humanly possible for the final 6 hours

Fixed that for you

[Anonymous No.10421368]

>>10418442
>general

[Anonymous No.10421374]

>>10421357
I'm a girl, btw

[Anonymous No.10421404]

booyah

[Anonymous No.10421483]

>>10421374
...

[Anonymous No.10421489]

>tried to subscribe to plumperpass
>can't because their site fucking sucks in billing
Thank you, Plumperpass for not allowing me to give you money. And now that I am soberish, I understand that paying for porn is retarded again.

[Anonymous No.10421535]

>>10419993
>>10420265
a child in texas wants a drink; others console him

[Anonymous No.10421558]

>>10421357
We get it; you don't like these threads.
You can either be a grown up and just hide them or keep bitching until making them gets banned. If that happens the alc posting will happen everywhere instead of in just one containment thread. That would be a real treat, wouldn't it?
I'm sure you're too new to remember what happened when moot shut down /pol/ for a short time. Otherwise I would not have to explain this to you.
(hint; they didn't all just go outside instead of shitposting about politics)

[Anonymous No.10421570]

So having a 6-pack a day of regular beer could be light alcoholism or something starting to get serious?

[Anonymous No.10421603]

I shit my bed damn

[Anonymous No.10421609]

>>10421570
Are we speaking of 500ml and 5% per can/bottle?

[Anonymous No.10421615]

>>10421609
33ml and ~5.5%

[Anonymous No.10421625]

>>10421570
I if you're asking if you have alcoholism you have alcoholism.
It's not about how much you drink. It's about how much you need it.
Interestingly, one of the official medical indicators of alcoholism is taking breaks from drinking to prove that you can.

[Anonymous No.10421655]

>>10421570
Ok I think it's already at least light alcoholism. Even though the amount you are drinking is not that big, I think it is the regular basis that makes it dangerous. It also depends on how you are reacting to the alcohol. Also it depends on if you are drinking in a social situation or not. On a 'bad day', I drink 6x50cl beer in the evening and it feels fucked up to me.

[Anonymous No.10421661]

Five more hours till I can drink.
I have nothing to do today. Gonna be a long 5 hours

[Anonymous No.10421822]

Well, im officially a robot.
In shared housing, rooms a complete mess, probably not enough money for food until I next get paid, no family or friends to talk to, no job prospects, I have no chair or anything, no sofa in the shared housing so Im always in bed, only time I get up is to go to shop then I'm back into bed. Can't sustain this lifestyle for long. Have a meeting Tuesday with my support worker kinda person from court.. And I'm worried I'm gonna have shakes then, I'm drinking now. Fml lads.

[Anonymous No.10421852]

>>10421822
So many of us live this alone, but with internet you have this brief sensation that you're not alone. Cheers, I guess.

[Anonymous No.10421864]

>>10421333
Gin is an exception. I've had gin and coke before because I forgot to pick up tonic water and it's fucking vile.

[Anonymous No.10421908]

>general

hahahahaha you're all fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.10421975]

>>10420990
You need to take a time-out nigga. That's how tolerance work. You build it and you dismantle it.

[Anonymous No.10422009]

>>10419458
What do you mean by gnome?

[Anonymous No.10422122]

Only a few more weeks left on my diet/sobriety kick. For two months I've been away from alcohol with the exception of a couple of cheat days and was able to walk away from the party and the booze.

It feels good, but the diet ends in two weeks, and then there's no restrictions on drinking. Some days I feel like I'm fiending for it, other days I don't care. Anyone else stopped before and tried to slow down? I'm going to try to stop keeping alcohol in my house unless it's very expensive.

[Anonymous No.10422540]

anyone wanna talk on the phone?

[Anonymous No.10422627]

>>10422540
No

[Anonymous No.10422662]

>>10422540
Sure, telegram?

[Anonymous No.10423315]

No liquor today boys. Have an essay due and I don't feel good when I'm drunk and have alot shit to do. I guess I'm not full blown quite yet. I take tests drunk fairly often though.

[Anonymous No.10423354]

I want a church girl that go to church, and read her bible

[Anonymous No.10423364]

>>10423315
Heh, i always chugged a beer before an Accounting exam

[Anonymous No.10423374]

>>10423364
This. I always performed better after the equivalency of 2 bevs.

[Anonymous No.10423421]

>>10422540
seems like a bad idea

[Anonymous No.10423617]

>>10421489
>doesn't post a plumper
Waaa?

[Anonymous No.10423631]

>>10421822
Robots typically don't have trouble with the law. You sound like a failed chad.

[Anonymous No.10423639]

>>10418442
Any of youze guyz like wine? I like red wine. I like how bittersweet it is.

[Anonymous No.10423709]

>>10423617
Fine. The cottage cheese ass also makes it for me.

[Anonymous No.10423736]

>>10421489
>>10423709
It's a shame because some of their porn is awesome. I mean for fatties those women are hot as fuck.

Lost my collection when some nigger stole my HD.

[Anonymous No.10423753]

>drank a 1l bottle of Southern Comfort like it was nothing before bed

[Anonymous No.10423758]

>>10419058

I acvtually lol'd in a public place thanks to this

[Anonymous No.10423819]

>staying over at a friend's place
>can't drink beer because I could piss myself in my sleep

[Anonymous No.10423862]

>>10421625
>Interestingly, one of the official medical indicators of alcoholism is taking breaks from drinking to prove that you can.

If that's some ol' Catch-22 bullshit I don't know what is

[Anonymous No.10423897]

i'm drinking mcCormicks
>>10421625
yeah i've been an alcoholic medically before i started doing this

[Anonymous No.10423979]

>>10423709
Ah man that's not one of the plumper though. One of my favorites wasn't Dani Devine but someone super similar. Dem swanging tits remind me of an ex. Every time I squeezed them together while slamming her I would nut so fast. Watching those nips dance.

>>10423736
He was probably stoked if he found the vids.

[Anonymous No.10423987]

>>10423862
I don't think it's bullshit to be honest. I mean think about it, "Yeah I'm going to not drink for a while to PROVE I can not drink for a while." Makes sense to me, and yes I'm an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.10423998]

>never want to do anything without drinking quite a bit
>haven't bought liquor for the house in a year because it sends my life immediately into hell if I have a bottle on hand
>drink 5% and wine
>takes me an entire day to get drunk enough to feel like doing something or taking interest in something
>it's so late now that it doesn't matter and usually don't end up doing anything anyway
It's fucked.

[Anonymous No.10424002]

>>10423354
Good luck. Best girl I ever had was like that except she stopped going to church sometime before I met her. Sweetest girl ever but I learned from that that they are still going to be like all other women for the most part. You still have to keep them happy and control them. But the sweet disposition and open mind compared to heathen girls is worth it.

[Anonymous No.10424005]

>>10423979
>He was probably stoked if he found the vids.
And I'm sure he had a lot of fun until he tried program that was stored with them. Fucker stole a painting I really liked despite it not being worth 50 bucks and my great grandmothers rolling pin too. I mean he didn't even go for the good shit; although he did get over 250K of media and software.

[Anonymous No.10424006]

>>10423862
>>10423987
Yeah taking a break implies you're going to come back to it. Normal people don't think like that. But normal people are also brainlets and boring.

[Anonymous No.10424028]

What you guys eating with your dranks?

[Anonymous No.10424064]

>>10424006
Yeah I mean normal people suck almost 10/10 times, but as a 10 year alcohol I'd wager many of us are pretty fucked up as people here, we just understand our particular shit.

[Anonymous No.10424066]

>>10418688
I had PBR pale ale yesterday.
Ethereal tier

[Anonymous No.10424079]

>>10424028
I had a beef liver and a piece of bread for dinner tonight. I cooked it well, the flavor was good and it wasn't tough. Wasn't hungry all day today because I was slow playing a 6 pack and had a shit ton to drink last night. I'm drinking wine now even though I know I don't need to.

[Anonymous No.10424138]

>>10424028
I'm eating a chicken and pepper jack sammy. Later tonight gonna have some egg rolls and a pad Thai noodle dish. Aww yee.

[Anonymous No.10424195]

i ended up in a restaurant blitzed, ordered food and a beer, immediately went to their single stall bathroom, nearly passed out, and snapped to because they were banging on the door threatening to call 911

i paid for my untouched food and left in shame

[Anonymous No.10424208]

>>10424195
Oh shit. Glad you made it back safe man. They should have turned you away while you were ordering. You're crazy that you had the nerve to go in and order food kek. Get help and God bless.

[Anonymous No.10424355]

>>10418442
7 days sober.

[Anonymous No.10424379]

>>10424355
Good job, you beat my record of 6. Or was it 5?

[Anonymous No.10424384]

>>10424355
I did 3 days sober till tonight. It actually felt hard breaking my sobriety
I think we can all do it, given that resistance

[Anonymous No.10424409]

think i've been sober about 5 weeks now, working 6 days a week in the middle of nowhere sure helps

[Anonymous No.10424428]

>tfw all your bottles of scotch are empty
>tfw no beer in the house
>tfw out of rum
>tfw you can't decide on what scotch to buy next
Also working late means I'm usually too tired to go to the LCBO at the end of the day, but we'll gloss over that part.

[Anonymous No.10424519]

>>10422540
yes whats is it

[Anonymous No.10424523]

shoould i buy more harda before liqour store closes

[Anonymous No.10424543]

BRANDY
YOU'RE A FINE GIRL

[Anonymous No.10424559]

>>10424523
probably
probably not though

[Anonymous No.10424595]

you guys are fucking sick don't let anyone tell you otherwise alright

[Anonymous No.10424837]

>>10424543
We need a brandy-chan, or is it called brandy-tan?

[Anonymous No.10424941]

If marijuana were legal in your area, would you switch over to just smoking?

[Anonymous No.10424950]

>>10424595
You mean sick as in cool r-right?

[Anonymous No.10424955]

>>10424941
No
I need to destroy myself
Only alcohol or shrooms does that

[Anonymous No.10424958]

>>10424941
Weed is so much stronger than alc and it causes almost opposite effects with your relaxation and social tendencies. It can help people ween off alc but most people don't like it.

[Anonymous No.10424993]

>>10419925

[Anonymous No.10424994]

>>10424958
I smoke to relax not to get high since my mind goes into full blown paranoia mode. I did some research for weed that doesn't make you super high and CBD strains counteract the THC paranoia. They practically sell CBD everywhere now and it's legal in every state. I seem to enjoy vaping my weed pen more than drinking now. I'm coming up on 100 days sober now, just didn't know if you anons would make the switch.

[Anonymous No.10425005]

>>10421088
me too. You aren't alone.

[Anonymous No.10425038]

>>10424994
I see. Would you agree many people say they smoke to relax but in reality they re just doing it for fun? It increases heart rate and a myriad of other things that once the person is recovering from (coming down) allows them to sleep easier the same as someone who exercised vigorously but before then they really weren't physiologically relaxed, they were just stoned. I haven't used any cbd products but I'm sure it would be good for me. After so many years I'm afraid me and thc might be going separate ways. I have to stay really sharp for work and maintain social function and can finally admit weed ruins both things for me.

[Anonymous No.10425104]

I drank for the first time tonight in 3 days.
72 hours since my last drink.

You know what? I didn't really enjoy this.
I hope I remember this feeling tomorrow and all the days after.
I don't like this. I don't like how I feel.
I think I'll stop drinking soon. I hope I remember tomorrow how I feel now

Good night, lads. I hope we make it out.

[Anonymous No.10425184]

>>10425104
>I hope I remember this feeling tomorrow and all the days after.
you will. it won't make a difference.

[Anonymous No.10425197]

>>10425184
>you will. it won't make a difference.
this is unfortunately the truth. the thought "i don't actually like drinking that much" occured to me on the drive to the liquor store tonight

[Anonymous No.10425214]

>>10425197
eh i enjoy it for about an hour. then i black out for a couple days/week and then enjoy a couple days of withdrawals

[Anonymous No.10425223]

I've been thinking about trying inhaling alcohol. Its supposed to get you drunk quick and have stronger effect as it goes straight into your bloodstream from your lungs.
This could save me bunch of money as you can get drunk with less alcohol compared to drinking it.
So, have any of you guys tried this method? I figured one of you degenerates must have.

[Anonymous No.10425224]

>>10425223
it sucks and doesn't actually "save" any alcohol

[Anonymous No.10425238]

>>10425223
>>10425224
could try buttbonging it buds

[Anonymous No.10425261]

Stopped drinking a couple days ago ago and realized I havent taken a shit since then. I'm not sure whether to be happy that I'm not shitting liquid fire or nervous that my ass/digestive system has gone awry.

[Anonymous No.10425267]

>>10425104
It's healthy to accept when you're not enjoying something anymore.

[Anonymous No.10425272]

>>10425261
You drinking enough water? It's easy to become used to constant dehydration when you have alc in you 24/7, you have to learn how to be thirsty again .

[Anonymous No.10425279]

>>10425272
Drinking hot tea and iced tea and I don't feel dehydrated. I'll chug a bunch of water when I wake up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10425286]

>>10419883

Holy shit I'm just now learning about extracts.

This is game changing shit. You can get 80% alcohol extracts ON AMAZON. If you dilute by half you basically have 900mL of 40% alcohol for 10 bucks, delivered to your door.

What the fuck is the catch here, am I crazy?

[Anonymous No.10425290]

>>10425279
You have to drink up to a gallon a day to recover and eat some fiber, veggies mostly. Then the poo shall flow.

[Anonymous No.10425309]

>>10421615

Pretty late to this thread but converting those numbers you're drinking about 11 standard units a day. That's alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.10425310]

>>10419917
you say you blackout on 6-12 units but dont feel drunk off 21?

i dont understand

[Anonymous No.10425356]

i got fucked up today after a few days of relatively responsible drinking. i'm prepared to regret this tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10425436]

God this thread is depressing, I just like drinking a bit. I hope you alcoholics get help

[Anonymous No.10425439]

what are the actual side effects of drinking mouthwash? i'm not desperate enough to try it, i have a huge stash of liquor, i'm just curious. i figured i'd ask here because obviously every medical resource is going to just say "you shouldn't"

[Anonymous No.10425472]

>>10425439
methanol and thus going blind plus a bunch of other shit probably

[Anonymous No.10425503]

evens i get some booze before store closes
odds i take a nap instead

[Anonymous No.10425576]

any britfags in?

[Anonymous No.10425580]

>>10425439
Fluoride should never be ingested.

[Anonymous No.10425602]

>>10425576
Yeah mate. What's up?

[Anonymous No.10425604]

>>10425602
Wanna meet up?

[Anonymous No.10425608]

>>10425602
feeling a tad anxious
you

[Anonymous No.10425611]

Colorado al/ck/ here. I have a question for anyone with first hand experience with withdrawal.

What I do, is drink fast to get drunk, then continue to drink throughout the day to keep a comfortable buzz. I drink strictly spirits (cheap vodka in particular)..

Anyways, the question is, what drinking habits can be used to lessen withdrawal? Meaning, how can I continue to drink, but not get massive withdrawal? I understand that eating, hydration, sleep can help... but about a month in to my binges, all of that goes completely out the window. I am a bit paranoid and drunk now, but good news that the liquor store opens in 3 hours.
All you guys in withdrawal waiting for the shop to be open will be fine. We can make it!

[Anonymous No.10425618]

>>10425604
Where do you live?

>>10425608
Same of course. Alcohol makes everyone's anxiety bad, but I drink to get rid of it.

[Anonymous No.10425642]

>>10418442
got drunk and fucked my ex even thoguh i swore swore swore not to
now shes in my bed and i want to chew my arm off like a trapped animal
shes terrible im fucking weak

[Anonymous No.10425646]

>>10425611
Internet is full of information on this so I won't regurgitate the facts but my personal experience is that I can't taper off because one drink is enough to throw my self-control out the window, so I just suffer through the withdrawals with the help of some Valium.

My only other tip is making sure you get enough thiamine. Eating wholegrains (rice/bread/cereal/pecan nuts) will ensure you reach your requirement. Helps with the psychosis symptoms.

I've never been to Colorado but I wish I could. I love America, never been there though.

[Anonymous No.10425648]

>>10425642
Post a pic of her

[Anonymous No.10425650]

>>10425642
if she's still asleep, go shit the bed, and wipe it all over her ass so she thinks she did it. guaranteed roastie leaves

[Anonymous No.10425653]

>>10425648

[Anonymous No.10425655]

>>10425653
T H I C C

[Anonymous No.10425731]

>>10424409
yes being busy is crucial

[Anonymous No.10425740]

I don't have any classes tomorrow
The temptation is strong

[Anonymous No.10425756]

>>10425653
I saw this pic on page 0 and was about to tell you to clean that fucking place up, then I realised it was in the al/ck/ thread. But still, clean your fucking house up, that's disgusting. Cleaning up your house would be a good way to start cleaning up your life.

[Anonymous No.10425762]

>>10425653
> that desk
> that mouse
> those speakers
> xbox 360

this pic is from the mid 2000's, right?

[Anonymous No.10425849]

>force self to cook meal
>take one bite
>set aside

[Anonymous No.10425911]

Sup guys I'm about to go on a month alcohol binge.(Norwegian tradition)
My question to you guys is, how do I not become hungover after each day of drinking?

[Anonymous No.10425937]

>>10425911
What tradition is that?

[Anonymous No.10425942]

>>10425911
Drink immediately when waking. Obviously.

[Anonymous No.10426106]

>Drink heavily Thursday, Friday and Saturday
>Don't drink at all Sunday seeing as I had an early start today
>No sleep whatsoever, not even a blink just tossing and turning as the hours tick
This is hands down the worst part of drinking second only to bowel dysfunction and pissing problems

[Anonymous No.10426124]

>>10425911
getting hangovers is nature's way of saying that you don't drink enough

[Anonymous No.10426187]

>>10425911
Take NAC (N-Acetyl Cysteine, widely available at any supplement type store or even at grocery stores). It considerably speeds up the rate at which your body metabolizes acetaldehyde into its less toxic byproducts. Most of the sickness and bad effects of alcohol in general are from the buildup of acetaldehyde, so NAC can limit its damage to a large extent.

To deal with the dehydration part of a hangover you just need to remember to drink water throughout the night. Keep a bottle or even a jug of water next to your bed and drink a heap of it before going to sleep.

[Anonymous No.10426738]

how much klonopin/alcohol should one mix at most before it gets too dangerous?

[Anonymous No.10426771]

I have been having trouble recently remembering what really happened and what I dreamed, and sometimes I will try so hard to remember, I'm not sure if the memory is real or something I created by thinking about so much. Anyone else had something like this?

[Anonymous No.10426843]

>>10426771
I have memory loss, both recent and long term. I can barely remember what happened two days ago. In fact I don't remember yesterday all that well.
Shit's freaky

[Anonymous No.10426963]

>>10426771
Recently got a new job, had to curb my drinking a fair bit. Haven't been drinking every day and when I do drink it's six beers at the very most. Well, guess what, this shit still happens to me, and my false memories are even more vivid now.

[Anonymous No.10426973]

>>10426771
I had a dream I was sucking on my friend's finger in the middle of a bar. I couldn't speak to him for ages and when I finally did I realised it was just a dream. Fucking horrible mind tricks man

[Anonymous No.10427500]

My body seems to be violently rejecting alcohol. I’ve ‘relapsed’ twice in two months, but within 10 mins of a drink I suddenly feel red hot and pour with sweat, then throw up until I’m empty and spend the next 8 hours with a nasty fever. Guess I should be pleased, but holy fuck i need a drink right now, I feel fucking suicidal.

[Anonymous No.10427536]

fuck me I just sat drunk through an AA meeting and bought rum on the way home. my life is theatrically grim sometimes

[Anonymous No.10427539]

>>10427536
boo hoo
i'm drinking through an eviction notice
see you under the bridge tonight cocksucker

[Anonymous No.10427559]

>>10427539
shoulda paid them rents fool

[Anonymous No.10427561]

>>10418442
Woke up with a hangover. Tonight is Drunk Souls, the Dark Souls Drinking Game!

[Anonymous No.10427631]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3_bFtaxEn8
tune

[Anonymous No.10427634]

>>10427559
>alc
>income
lol

[Anonymous No.10427705]

>>10425309
if you're going to use "standard units", you have to clarify where you're from. a unit of alcohol in the UK, for example, is smaller than a unit pretty much everywhere else in the world.

[Anonymous No.10427824]

>>10419176
Xanax or Ambien (kind of like a benzo).

[Anonymous No.10427841]

>>10418442
>crave the feeling of getting hammered every day
>get drunk and immediately regret it once i become self-aware of being a wobbly touchy feely retard, and it's not a feeling i can just turn off and be normal again
>have trouble sleeping, wake up feeling like shit the next day
>do it all over again

i want the cycle to end

[Anonymous No.10427880]

anyone else's family drive them to drink? fuck me, i'm in debt to my family, so i'm powerless to escape their constantly taking every opportunity to treat me like shit. "you'll get respect when you've earned it" "how many more years do i have to be treated like shit?" "forever".
the fuck can i do with that?
today they came round to collect money, and spent an hour having a go at me for "foolishly" throwing away a wooden cupboard i had which i didn't like. every single fucking thing i do is just another way for them to have a go at me. just kill me ffs.

[Anonymous No.10427914]

>>10427824
xanax is a benzo, creep

[Anonymous No.10427924]

>>10427880
what kind of debt?

[Anonymous No.10427956]

>>10427924
just years of rent, i had no income after i got ill for years and had to live with them.

[Anonymous No.10427965]

>>10426738
Quite a lot

Benzos + booze isn't nearly as lethal as most people think it is, but that doesn't meant it's safe
If I HAD to give an estimate I'd say 5mg klonopin + .5 liters of liquor is highly unlikely to kill you, but it will almost certainly make you blackout

Most likely you would need +50mg and a full liter of liquor to fatally OD from it

[Anonymous No.10427989]

>>10427956
were you really sick or were you just 'depressed'

[Anonymous No.10427996]

>>10427965
>klonopin
how about diazepam? not wishing to be too morbid, but how much would i need to take? keeping in mind that i used to take like 100mg/day while drunk. and would it be a painless way out? would injecting a shitload of heroin be a less painful death? i've od'd on the shit before and did stop breathing, so guess i was close, and i remember it all being very peaceful and painless. hard to find a reliable, painless method where guns are illegal.
>>10427989
yeah very, why

[Anonymous No.10428008]

>>10427996
I'd rather not give advise for suicide. My other post was just giving a rough estimate of what isn't safe for harm reduction purposes

[Anonymous No.10428023]

well fell of the wagon again. that was fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhx0o3GifpI

[Anonymous No.10428093]

>>10427956
If your family REALLY is your reason that you're drinking and they DON'T have any legal holding on you for the debt. A good family wouldnt hold you in such array of you are truly in need. Leave them and build something new, for your sanity.

[Anonymous No.10428111]

>>10428093
I can’t, they’d just sue me and I’d end up homeless.

[Anonymous No.10428113]

>>10427841
I know that feel...

[Anonymous No.10428140]

Ok. I’m just going to fucking go 100% psychonaut, alcoholic junkie. Poison myself to death and be too sedated to suffer. I just want to be unconscious ALL of the time. Waking up is the worst feeling in the world and I don’t want to do it any more. Thinking I’ll sell absolutely everything I own and buy a mountain of smack, mdma, nitrazepam and... what else? What will just make me either endlessly unconscious or so ruinously high that I may as well be?

[Anonymous No.10428158]

Went to a gig today with a friend. Got drunk and had a good time. Now time to drink myself to sleep before my good mood disappears.

[Anonymous No.10428159]

look at this pathetic shit. guy has his favorite spot. i watched it grow over two weeks

[Anonymous No.10428203]

>>10427996
i would just stop paying them honestly like what are they gonna do? take you to court? they're not landlords and they cant browbeat you for money, they let you live there willingly free of rent. if you were genuinely sick and couldn't work then they're just being fucking evil and you don't need them anyways

[Anonymous No.10428211]

i'm have a burger. and another drink. might pull a david hasselhof.

[Anonymous No.10428239]

>>10428111
how can they sue you? did you have a rental agreement written up? was your name on their lease?

[Anonymous No.10428287]

>>10428239
"judge this dude stayed in our property and said he'd give us money in exchange"
"no"
judge: "yes"

[Anonymous No.10428301]

>>10428159
Thats nothing

[Anonymous No.10428335]

>>10428211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkGUI4bnQbQ

[Anonymous No.10428370]

>>10428287
that's not really how the law works. they have to prove YOU guilty.

to sue you for unpaid rent, there usually has to be your name on a lease somewhere. if they don't have that, then they can't sue you as a landlord over your tenancy. if a landlord doesn't properly draft a lease, the only rights they have are to evict nonleased individuals at any moment. the damages will fall on their behalf for not properly filing a lease agreement with you. word of mouth does not constitute legal bindings in terms of monetary agreements.

the burden of proof is on a landlord for lease agreement, receipts of rental payments, etc. if anything, you may be able to get them on income they're garnishing without proper taxation, as landlords are required to report rental wages, even if you're sharing the same domicile.

i'd honestly just email a lawyer and ask them some questions, because it sounds fishy to me

[Anonymous No.10428407]

>>10419239
That's some good stuff.
Popov is my choice; cheap and effective.
Chased with something carbonated and a cracker or piece of candy.

Been listening to choice James Bond movie scores (not title themes) while writing.

I always wanted to go the opera. I'm jealous, Anon. Miss my grandma, too...

[Anonymous No.10428418]

>>10419485
DTs, man...

I get them, too.

[Anonymous No.10428423]

lads I gave in and made a tinder. all the white girls on here look the same.

[Anonymous No.10428459]

>>10420744
story of my life...
I wised up and dropped the bitch.

[Anonymous No.10428469]

>>10421088
Same here.

Just start a band.
Then when you fail at that you will have some justification.

[Anonymous No.10428477]

>>10428423
just mathced with a girl lads. what do??

[Anonymous No.10428567]

>>10428023
>That why I say, "Hey, man, nice shot. What a good shot, man."

[Anonymous No.10428571]

>>10428140
I think you missed the point of psychonaut, there.

[Anonymous No.10428713]

>>10419058
go away you're drunk

[Anonymous No.10428794]

>tfw that first drink after 3 weeks sober

[Anonymous No.10428803]

Is making the switch to hard liquor because it's cheaper a mistake? I feel like that might be a grim path to start on.

[Anonymous No.10428817]

>>10428803
yes

[Anonymous No.10428837]

>>10428817
Yeah I feel like beer forces you to drink slow and you can't get drunk fast, only problem is the calories. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.10428888]

>>10428837
>beer forces you to drink slow and you can't get drunk fast

try harder fagget

[Anonymous No.10428892]

>>10428837
Use the higher calorie count in beer as a mental deterrent from drinking too much

[Anonymous No.10428986]

>>10428803
I've crunched the numbers and bottom shelf vodka is more than twice as cheap as beer, at least where I live

>Cheap beer (5% ABV)- 30 pack for $20 = $.67 per standard drink
>Plastic jug vodka (80 proof)- 1.75L for $11 = $.28 per standard drink

Worth it in my opinion if you're having money troubles. Not worth it if you're not having money problems. Drinking hard liquor everyday for the past 2 years has probably ruined my stomach lining

[Anonymous No.10429030]

>>10428986
>1.75l for $11
Holy shit I hate living in Ontario. That's like 60 CAD here.

[Anonymous No.10429062]

>>10429030
I always wondered how alkies in nanny states survived

If I lived in Canada I'd probably be distilling my own liquor just to protest greedy gov't taxes

[Anonymous No.10429096]

>>10425104
Doesn't work. This is literally the most normie meme too 'ah you said you'd never drink again last time pal ya mad man ! ! let's have another glass or 8 heheh !'

[Anonymous No.10429120]

>>10425762
Most people with addictions don't care for the latest technology. I used to be massive into PC gaming and just tech in general and I haven't changed my rig in 7 years now and still have a ps3. You got better things to spend your money on like takeaway and booze.

[Anonymous No.10429170]

>>10428477
Lmao I did this. I woke up and instantly had flashbacks to me making a tinder. I was being sick in the toilet whilst trying to desperately delete it. Enjoy the morning son!

[Anonymous No.10429414]

>>10429062
I've been brewing my own beer. Currently got an 8% Belgian style beer that's pretty good. Couldn't afford to drink this much if I didn't make homebrew.

[Anonymous No.10429703]

>tfw frequent stomach pain from drinking straight liquor

Would watering down my vodka help? I would still be drinking the same amount of alcohol either way

[Anonymous No.10429712]

>>10429703
Eat a piece of peanut butter toast and drink water ya retard.

[Anonymous No.10429843]

>>10429703
Probably stomach acid problem or ulcer. You basically gotta stop for a while

[Anonymous No.10429857]

How do I begin enjoy Malt Liquor? Ice cold and sipping it?

[Anonymous No.10429893]

>>10418918
Any sources on that double liver damage bs?

[Anonymous No.10429937]

What do you guys do when you run out of booze?

[Anonymous No.10429951]

>>10429937
look in your bathroom

you're not out of booze

[Anonymous No.10429958]

>>10429951
Fuck you I don't want to do this again

[Anonymous No.10429977]

>>10429958
what's the matter anon?

[Anonymous No.10430014]

>>10428140
try to overdose on weed
with the concentrates and everything it'll probably become possible in our lifetime

[Anonymous No.10430057]

>>10425762
The good news is tapi and tecati never go out of style.

[Anonymous No.10430074]

>>10429062
Having gotten drunk in canada, wat mate? It's like maybe 20% more expensive than the us and that's before you throw in the exchange rate.

[Anonymous No.10430092]

>>10429120
>having a ps3 is considered being old or non-changing or something

[Anonymous No.10430096]

>>10426187
>Keep a bottle or even a jug of water next to your bed and drink a heap of it before going to sleep

T
H
I
S

[Anonymous No.10430112]

>>10426738
ive heard anecdotal stories about people taking absurd amounts of kpins and being fine, as if it's really hard to OD on them. In fact the LD50 of most benzos is wayyyyyy higher than recreational doses
not sure about how alcohol affects that though. The biggest thing would probably be stopping breathing
IV ativan + butt chugging some liquor would probably fuck your shit up

[Anonymous No.10430164]

The Best

and cheap

[Anonymous No.10430171]

>roll through mcdonalds for my daily 2 mcchickens to pad my stomach
>notice large drinks are $1
>how big are they?
>30 oz
>did you just say 13 ounces or 30 ounces?
>30 ounces
>uhhhhh, can i get one of those no ice and 2 cups of like just ice

[Anonymous No.10430294]

>tfw you went on a bender and didn't do anything crazy/embarrasing

is there any better feeling in the world? now I'm morningdrinking and listening to my ex's fav band for feels

[Anonymous No.10430302]

>>10418556
>needs fewer depictions of healthy social interactions though
South Park nailed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_n5nbx0Z9s

[Anonymous No.10430306]

new thred
>>10430231

[Anonymous No.10430496]

>>10429703
milk

[Anonymous No.10431552]

>>10430074
nigga what
maybe at a bar or some shit but when i hear muricans post about handles for close to single digit prices i am green with envy

[Anonymous No.10431860]

>>10430092
Ps3 came out in 2006 you fucking melon

[Anonymous No.10433236]

i feel sick

taper time

[Anonymous No.10433837]

Two 24oz Steel Reserves a day.

You're a slave, anon.

[Anonymous No.10434668]

new thread

>>10434667


new thread

>>10434667

[Anonymous No.10434687]

>>10419176
Ruined my life doing this

[Anonymous No.10435677]

>>10434668
There are three threads up and running

[Anonymous No.10436094]

>>10418442
4 more hours and I can booze it up again. I swear im going to strut on the way home. picture me like this but instead its sweet sweet beer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUh2EYX-RPE

[Anonymous No.10436112]

>>10419058
this nigga

[Anonymous No.10436135]

>>10419953
you fucks bitching about 2 am dont know how lucky you have it. here the cut off is 10 pm and the one packy near me decides there too good to stay open the extra hour. the countdown is real only 3 and half hours left till boozy time. I dont know if its just me but getting wasted at 9 am and watching all the normies getting ready for work fills me with a joy I only had when cutting classes as a young kid.

[Anonymous No.10436150]

>>10424941
in an instant.

[Anonymous No.10436309]

>>10424941
of course.

[Anonymous No.10436461]

>>10424955
you sound like a kid.