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>> No.10414012

WTF is that even? Are those leeches?

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>> No.10414039

I honestly think that anyone who posts jack or eggs video in these threads should get a range ban.

I should get range banned for just talking about them, even in this context.

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>> No.10414070

wat anime is this?

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>> No.10414097

Looks fucking delicious. That fatty gelatinous texture is amazing.
Got to break out the balut too if you're posting baby chicken.

>> No.10414103

fancy steaks are a shitty meme

>> No.10414112

so the 79lb grill only had a bowl of cereal and some toast every day?

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>> No.10414164

>warm water

>> No.10414222
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why is cooking so hard

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>> No.10414264

Cooking classes should be mandatory again for women.

>> No.10414276

I bet she fucks like a fighterjet

>> No.10414278

Jesus Christ how delightful

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>> No.10414470

Ramsay is truly a kinographer

>> No.10414477

i feel physically sick

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>> No.10414793

god I wish that carrot was me

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>> No.10415181

That doesnt look that bad.

>> No.10415207


anyone tried making this?

>> No.10415223

it's probably decent since the ingredients are right, but you might as well cook them properly


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>> No.10415265

My cholesterol hurts

>> No.10415282

>fancy steaks are delicious

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>> No.10415308

I never get what's funny about this.

>> No.10415326

Honestly, I'm just going to guess that you've never had an actually well prepared high quality steak, because high quality steaks cooked right are absolutely amazing.

>> No.10415335

Not that guy but I've eaten at some of the best steak houses in the world. Variety is good and I will not say no to steak, but people who get excited over steak are, guaranteed, the most boring person in the room no matter what.

>> No.10415341

Man, that looks delicious. I bet it tastes like dirty socks.

>> No.10415361

You do realize that the warm water is required because of the yeast right? If you used cold water, the yeast would take much longer to start to multiply, and the rise would take days, not hours.

>> No.10415368

Need to know what is this to stop fearing it. Please, I beg you.

>> No.10415396

Those resemble shipworms, though I'm not sure it's the same species. Despite the name "worm" they are a mollusk, like a clam or oyster. Go look up "shipworm" on wikipedia. That is something very similar.

>> No.10415410

How does she get out without breaking the noodles?

>> No.10415462

Yes, thank you, they're shipworms and they're considered a delicacy in Philippinies, Indonesia and Thailand
>its flavor has been compared to that of milk or oysters

>> No.10415640

This one isn't too bad for tasty standards actually. At least they didn't used 4 cups of cheese.

>> No.10415662

That's the whole webm? What was the fucking point?

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>> No.10415952

the fucking lumps

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>> No.10416429

Yes, the only difficulty with this approach is the amount of water and you have to use a pan in which the pasta completely fits.
The thing is that after the pasta cooking time the water and the other ingriedents (tomatoes, onion, etc) must have formed the sauce. Otherwise your pasta will be either undercooked or overcooked.

>> No.10416474

I like the edgy filename.

>> No.10416480

Can someone please post one of those webms of someone baking a tiny cake or making an omelette on tiny dollhouse stoves?

>> No.10416487

>Mandatory for everyone
Fixed that for you

>> No.10416502

>gummy worms

but why?

>> No.10416522

Why do these kinds of recipes always Spam more meat and more bacon? The classics are good, because they focus on one thing or a combination of one a few, discernible ingredients. What does adding two kinds of salami OVER the ham add here?

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>> No.10416577

If you ever had a good croque, for example you know that adding salami would not add any benefit.

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>> No.10416591

Did they seriously just show us how to make a sandwich?

>> No.10416617

Did you seriously never have that as a kid? Those things were great for parties. The whole point is that it looks like a worm crawling out of the dirt.

>> No.10416618

can't go wrong with nacho cheese, guacamole, sour cream, fajita, and soy bois

>> No.10416632

What does that have to do with the flavor of the steak?

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Mid or feed.

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>> No.10416795

Jesus christ I love ranch but these faggots need to be culled.

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>cooking pesto

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>> No.10416816

no one wants to eat 6 month old chocolate laced with rock candy.

this is one of those stupid ideas carried out without thinking about how useless the final result will be.

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I have both omelette and cake.

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>> No.10416826

Sounds like the exact sort of thing someone is supposed to do in college to stretch the limits of what they learned.

>> No.10416834

What is buffalo sauce?

>> No.10416841

Have you never had freshly squeezed buffalo?

>> No.10416847

this is thoroughly disgusting
cuckold hot sauce

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>> No.10416852

basically hot sauce + butter

>> No.10416853

It's a Shooter sandwich. those dumb blokes

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>black person cooked, did all the work and white person comes and eats it

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>> No.10416897

Dat bcuz wite Bois dont no seasonin

>> No.10416901

It's just lasagna. What's the issue?

>> No.10416906

or you could just bake a lasagna

>> No.10416920

clearly not just a lasagna

>> No.10416923

What did he mean by this?

>> No.10416930

>lasagna dipper
Why not just eat lasagna with marinara sauce on the side?

>> No.10416936

Again, how is it not lasagna?

>> No.10416945

It's a shitty half assed lasagna, except in the shape of a circle. Fucking stupid. Fucking pointless.

>> No.10416956

it's all about the dipping

>> No.10416960

that what she said

>> No.10416982


what if it tastes good

>> No.10416998

Holy shit. Spaghetti and meatballs with Parmesan on top is lasagna.

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then you put too much time into it and could have done it easier by baking a lasagna with marinara sauce on the side

>> No.10417013

lasagna is actually a sandwich

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Congrats, you've figured out that most italian food is a lie.

>> No.10417021

ravioli is both lasagna and a sandwich. Is it the ultimate food?

>> No.10417022

>what if it tastes good
It doesn't.

>> No.10417023


Women opening a coconut.webm

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>> No.10417050

Eating crappy versions of recipes is not "fun," anon. I would say it's the opposite of that.

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I just sit on coconut and it pop open

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>> No.10417070

I love this because it shows brown privilege. How many white people live in rain forests living off fat of land?

>> No.10417086

>living off fat
The vast majority of Americans.

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and then we have to put up with this kind of racist stereotypes.

>> No.10417100


>living off fat of land

Nah. 9/10 chance he lives off of imported rice and canned meat, with local fish thrown in here and there.

>> No.10417108

Thanks fampaitchi.

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>> No.10417175

>drizzeled with semen resembling dipping sauce

hell of a freudian slip
I hope

>> No.10417208

I love your filenames

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>> No.10417245

I remember the first time I saw this, it made me realize sabers are basically just western katanas.

>> No.10417248

Wow this website needs to be purged

>> No.10417277

Wow, it's almost as if it was a college project

>> No.10417289

[citation needed]

>> No.10417291

Pancake faces eat rice, spam, and fish

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>> No.10417326

>has never and would never consider that those recipes are designed to be served to gatherings of people called "friends" and "family."

>> No.10417350

take this (you)
invest it in frogcoin

>> No.10417368

fucking kek
what a lad

>> No.10417396

you did not fix anything, what was said was right.

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>> No.10417415

based torque converter

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why does this make me hard? need more of these. I feel confused.

>> No.10417429

is this a sandwich or a pizza

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>> No.10417443

I would eat this.

>> No.10417454

unironically tasty looking.

>> No.10417614

Didn't answer my question, idiot

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>> No.10417653

Why not just make regular lasagna and eat it like a sandwich?

>> No.10417675

It literally says so in the video, retard. Go watch it again and have your mummy read the captions for you.

>> No.10417918

>go watch it again
Faggot i already watched it to begin with and it didn't say anything about college projects

>> No.10417926
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Fuck you for making me waste 40 seconds doing this.

>> No.10417943

I didnt make you do anything, idiot.

>> No.10417974

agree but that fatty nip shit is like eating a big piece of bacon I hear, not exactly what I'm looking for in a steak

>> No.10418024

why does he put the skewers in the steak then take them

>> No.10418069

>pours precious olive oil on a napkin then coats bowl instead of pouring oil in bowl and using hand to smear it

>> No.10418077

pizza is just an open face sammich

>> No.10418106

A fine dining favorite of Pol Pot I would assume.

>> No.10418112

Shut up poorfag

>> No.10418113

>steak is the fanciest thing I can think of
t. black man from ohio

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>black person
>did all the work
reparations when?

>> No.10418150

thats just a birthdaycake with cream cheese icing

>> No.10418162

What the fuck is up with this guy's accent? I can't decide if he's an anglo trying to do an American accent or vice versa.

>> No.10418172

if those women chefs sat on that coconut it would just go inside them

>> No.10418193

because you have a small penis

>> No.10418196

basically what >>10416852 said, but the traditional version is usually made with Frank's red hot and clarified butter.

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>> No.10418213

I just got back from Italy, and I would guarantee you would be clubbed to death with wine bottles if you served this insult to lasagna.

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>> No.10418229

This reminds me of that webm of the man who eats a live kitten in the same fashion... I've been on this site for way too long now.

>> No.10418251

I never said it was the fanciest at any point, project harder poorfag.

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>> No.10418316
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Imagine moldy smegma cheese

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>> No.10418327

I bet she jets like a fighterfuck

>> No.10418331
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Any good recommendations on where/how to get new material to make into webms? Youtube is inconsistent with finding decent stuff.

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>> No.10418337

how would they get the coconut out without breaking it?

>> No.10418342

god tier

>> No.10418345

they never did :(

>> No.10418346

I bet this is the guy they will use when the inevitable "man vs robot" pizza making challenge comes. The John Henry of Domino's pizza, if you will.

>> No.10418358

i have an erection that could clothesline a cyclist and break his neck

>> No.10418367
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>> No.10418368

>Google it
you don't have access to Google?

>> No.10418379
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>> No.10418397
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>> No.10418403

>Guidos will club you to death for using pasta in non-traditional dishes.
Italy has nothing left to offer, I think we are good to get rid of it now.

>> No.10418408

which part of human would taste best

>> No.10418409

>people eating
more like hipsters eating

>> No.10418420

u mean mann vs machine

>> No.10418421
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I don't know

>> No.10418431
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>> No.10418436

wtf I love tastey webms now

>> No.10418439

Haha le crust cutters
>inb4 obsessed

>> No.10418450

>calls scallions chives

>> No.10418453
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>> No.10418465

>side of watermelon with your buffalo tots
The absolute state of shaka zulus

>> No.10418466

Judging by the nacho and chip monstrosities mexicans make this is pretty much them appropriating the burrito and making it an authentic mexican burrito.

>> No.10418469
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>> No.10418470
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made this the other day, thinking of cutting it a bit shorter, just until where she pulls out the gun and you can see pepin's reaction

>> No.10418473

Is this the new meme

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>> No.10418503

Well that looks as unappetizing as worm filled dirt would look like. Not to sure what they were going for there.

>> No.10418505

>torching with a yellow flame

>> No.10418525

Who's got the lightened Hannibal webms?

>> No.10418536

Someone post the egg man

>> No.10418545

Never heard an irish accent before?

>> No.10418573

Lightened? As in brightness?

>> No.10418580
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>> No.10418589

yes anon, enjoy

>> No.10418641
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no. it should be bannable to post it. enough is enough. meme is ded

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>> No.10418674
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IDK exactly what they did to them but there is a whole set of the Hannibal webms that were altered and look much better.

I have them somewhere but I have no idea where. They aren't in my sorted webm folders. I really need to go through them sort the unsorted ones(pic related)

>> No.10418693

The ones that were posted is how the show actually looks. The ones you are referring to are ones where someone blasted the vivdness and contrast and makes them look like a cheap show from the 80s.

>> No.10418699

>The ones that were posted is how the show actually looks.
No shit. That is why I asked for the altered ones. They were quite popular so I assume someone else has them. They were posted all the time a year or two ago.

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>> No.10418760

Why would you ever use avocado as a substitute for anything?

>> No.10418767

First of all that's not fucking wagyu.
Second of all if that WAS wagyu and they used a fucking blowtorch to cook it they'd be publicly executed.
Third of all why not just use more rice, use bacon and a regular egg instead of these expensive ingredients for a shitty cheap-tasting and looking outcome?

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We are the avocado

>> No.10418778
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Lower your forks and surrender your fats

>> No.10418780
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We will add your culinary nutritional distinctiveness to our own

>> No.10418783
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Your foods will adapt to service us

>> No.10418792
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Resistance is futile.

>> No.10418795
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>> No.10418813


>> No.10418833
File: 2.98 MB, 400x224, eat pork and throw bun out.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10418842
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>> No.10418847

Is it really a bread bowl if you cut it into wedges and eat it like a sandwich, though?

>> No.10418856

But its cute, anon!

>> No.10418863
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>> No.10418870
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How does she move so fast does she have mania or something?

>> No.10418887
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change speed

>> No.10418914

Why the fuck do all American folk tales have such sad endings? John Henry fucking dies, that baseball batter strikes out, and I can't think of a third thing because there aren't very many American folk tales.

>> No.10418931

They are tales of men designed to inspire boys to be strong; That some things are worth fighting for no matter what, even if it means you may die.

>> No.10418940

>there aren't very many American folk tales.
kek there are hundreds if not thousands

>> No.10418950

>a calf of a more acceptable sort
Cheeky fucking cunts

>> No.10418956

shut the fuck up fag

>> No.10418982

That was hilarious, and I loved his reaction. He didn't even seem upset, he just spat he out and was laughing out of shock.

There's interview clips where he talks about it. Apparently it was an audition for the show and there was a lot wrong with it aside from appearance.

>> No.10418985
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>> No.10418992

I've seen it too. The kitten appears dead or incapacitated though, fresh I'll give you that.

/b/ is a magical place.

>> No.10419000

maybe 10-15 years ago.

>> No.10419001
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>trane trax r worf dying fore

>> No.10419006

/b/ is not magical. it's full of trap/fap threads and logged threads, same shit different day for /b/.

>> No.10419007

Underrated post

>> No.10419013

Those tockneneng are the best though. Too bad it's very risky to eat from those carts.

>> No.10419014
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>> No.10419017
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>> No.10419018

Lost a bet?

>> No.10419026

Picky eaters ruined this board.

>> No.10419033

subhuman piece of shit fuck your mother

>> No.10419036
File: 2.91 MB, 1920x1080, Chipotle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10419048

Probably not. Its apparently a drinking game people do. I only know this because someone invited me to did this once but i said no because im a misanthropic tragedy.

>> No.10419103
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I get the whole competitive eating stuff, but there's no way he enjoyed that.

>> No.10419113
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Typically you do not. Look at Matt's face at the end of this, it is not happiness.

>> No.10419116
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>> No.10419128
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>> No.10419130
File: 2.75 MB, 480x270, cuts off 30% of sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10419135
File: 2.90 MB, 540x302, cocktail.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10419155

looks pretty good
what is wrong here

>> No.10419165

Well yeah, they didn't claim it was something else

>> No.10419218
File: 2.89 MB, 450x252, alpha male cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10419223

Getting a few slightly gay vibes from this.

>> No.10419256
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Why would any sane human commit something so shameful to film?

>> No.10419271


>Eat a dick

>> No.10419278
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>> No.10419279
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>> No.10419283


$7.25 an hour

>> No.10419309

what was the context of this clip

>> No.10419314
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>> No.10419332

RIP teeth

>> No.10419345

This is how foods become popular. A hundred years from now we'll all be chowing down on worm pizza

>> No.10419349

less funny, more horrifying

>> No.10419376
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>> No.10419380

beating eggwhites, pepin with whisk vs a kitchen aid

>> No.10419386

He might not have enjoyed the act of eating, but he enjoyed the victory, and he gets to enjoy it again every time someone posts that webm while a good meal is gone when you finish it.

>> No.10419398

>Your glass shavings, madam

>> No.10419400

He actually explains in great detail how to do it correctly to prevent that from happening.

>> No.10419405
File: 2.85 MB, 500x280, With Crust v Without - Crust Cutters™ Ep6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10419416

Underrated kek

>> No.10419418

I've never seen Hannibal, but the cooking scenes have some godly aesthetics to them.

>> No.10419422


>> No.10419424

I didn't hear him explain anything.

>> No.10419426

Same here anon

>> No.10419430 [DELETED] 

how he gettttttseing out of eggggggggs sTAtioan he suarounded??????

>> No.10419442
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this meme had its run. it's pretty much ded

>> No.10419447

ded? more like EGGS XDDD LOLOLOLOL

>> No.10419450

do they do porn as well?

>> No.10419452

>15 different kinds of ranch dressing
if the owners/chef si anything BUT white I will be truly shocked

>> No.10419469

literally every tasty video has cream cheese in the recipe. like if the entire thing is sponsored by kraft.

>> No.10419471
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>> No.10419476

you'd love that wouldn't you fucking homo queer fag

>> No.10419478
File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, A Crust Gourmand - Crust Cutters™ Ep7.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10419484
File: 2.87 MB, 500x280, Divide And Crust - Crust Cutters™ Ep8.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10419486
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>> No.10419495
File: 2.85 MB, 500x280, Have No Bread Yet I Must Crust - Crust Cutters™ Ep9.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.10419503
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>> No.10419512

sabers are cavalry weapons, meant to be used on horseback. they're meant to give a slashing cut, without being embedded.

>> No.10419520

I've had plenty of Lassi in my life and have never felt the inclination to "finger it" considering it's a fucking drink, absolutely disgusting.

>> No.10419522


That's how they make sure the steak has been folded 10,000 times.

>> No.10419529


That was the most boring thing I've read all week.

>> No.10419541

That is an absolute insult to ribeye steak and Philly cheesesteak everywhere.

>> No.10419546
File: 2.90 MB, 540x390, Dollar Cheese Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Here's a proper philly cheese steak.

>> No.10419553

Julia Child
Bob Ross
Fred Rogers

made this world a better place.

>> No.10419554

Not going to lie, I love stouts and despite the weak ABV, Gunniess off the tap is really good.

>> No.10419557

The Wolfe Pit does god's work anon.

>> No.10419673

i would eat it desu

>> No.10419677
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>> No.10419773

Best comment on this board in a long time. I'm laffin

>> No.10419795

it aint me starts playing

>> No.10419909


Need more webms of this guy

>> No.10420045

i love her

>> No.10420120

>see look, I am a humon, I chew toast

>> No.10420142

You mean cheesecake?

>> No.10420152

nigger cuisine

>> No.10420173

This is my kind of cancer

>> No.10420217

Tell me again why niggers are poor and hungry?
Tell me again how much food civilized populations waste?

>> No.10420296

Nice feet

>> No.10420509

>six cubic metres of beans(?) and chips
>six olives

>> No.10420518

the "novice" version is to lick salt, take shot, bite into lemon. I've heard of this one, but it just sounds painful

>> No.10420533

guinness is that one thing you can't really knock despite it being an absolute meme.

>> No.10420543

>using a knife on metal
>not resting meat before cutting
>literally cutting it while it still cooks

>> No.10420702

Everyone dies at the Alamo

>> No.10420705

what's this about

>> No.10420812

>lick salt, take shot, bite into lemon
That's not meant to be "painful," it's what women and pussy college kids do so they can stomach shots.

>> No.10420954


You can buy pasta designed to cook in one pot at the grocery store. If you're going to cut corners you may as well cut them properly.

>> No.10420966

>some chedder

>> No.10421143


Regardless, you're supposed to inspect the first glass poured for shards.

>> No.10421149

I have no idea how old she is, or her height. But if she truly weights 35kg, her daily maintenance while just sitting around would be between 1000-1500 calories.

>> No.10421156

The 330 probably had that as one meal.

>> No.10421157

Potatoes brushed with pesto while there is 10 min left on the oven time is glorious.

>> No.10421207

I ate those things deep fried at a Cambodian wedding. Pretty tasty

>> No.10421296

Anna's a real piece of shit.

>> No.10421304

Hot avocados are not good.

Fight me.

>> No.10421338

that slice in the middle would be a texture nightmare

>> No.10421348

>avocado is a healthier sub for cheese
>proceeds to put cheese in
gods damn it

>> No.10421431


>> No.10421443

They're oppressed by the the white man anon