/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10412987]

Post cultural differences

https://youtu.be/gJz2Tgt3jvs

[Anonymous No.10413189]

>black people seasoning

[Anonymous No.10413768]

Why not just poke a hole in the top, stir a stick around inside it to scramble, then cook it in the shell? Fucking niggers are subhuman.

[LONELINESS No.10414556]

>>10413768
Because niggers.

[Anonymous No.10414573]

>>10412987
Gorillas have a higher IQ than these """""""""people""""""""""

[Anonymous No.10414590]

>>10413768
if I were to guess, I'd say that fuel for fires is hard to come by for hunter-gatherers in the kalahari desert, so cooking techniques are optimized for low fuel consumption rather than taste

[Anonymous No.10414596]

>>10412987
if they can get cameras and cars to them why don't they rescue them from this shithole

[Anonymous No.10414602]

>>10414590
>build hearth fire using precious scarce materials
>instead of using said fire to cook with directly they extinguish said fire and remove the hearth to cook with the hot sand beneath

[Anonymous No.10414607]

>>10414596
you say that, but the san are significantly happier and healthier than your typical modern person. it's an open question in my mind as to who of us needs rescuing

[Anonymous No.10414608]

>>10414596
>rescue
Rescue them from what? Themselves?
You can take the monkey out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of the monkey.

They live that way on their own volition.

[Anonymous No.10414612]

>>10414602
try building a fire sometime and test whether you get more efficient heating from open flame or rocks heated in the coals

[Anonymous No.10414614]

>>10414590
It's not about taste, though. It's about wasting the food. And they wasted a lot of that egg.
Could have just buried the whole egg in the hot sand where the fire was and waited.
Or at least pack some big leaves around it or something.
I'm no no Bear Grylls but I could come up with ten better ways of cooking an ostrich egg in the field than pouring it on the damn ground.

Hilarious how nervous and careful he is opening it too. Wouldn't want to accidentally spill some or get any sand in it!
And then the stupid ape just pours it out. Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.10414623]

>>10414607
Yes, it's a general rule that stupidity promotes happiness.

[Anonymous No.10414626]

>>10414612
Nah I'll just pour the egg into sand like a sub-80 I.Q., sub-Saharan nigger. That's much more efficient

[Anonymous No.10414703]

>>10414556
Yeah right

[Anonymous No.10414709]

>>10414608
Is that like a barbedwire canoe?
You aussies are worse than us.

[Anonymous No.10414825]

looks more like she is just fucking with him to see if he would eat it to feel more cultured.

looks like they have pans and and leaves and shit in the background. seems like they have at least somewhat adapted with modern time but they know white people love stuff like this to want to feel like they are getting the "real experience"

[Anonymous No.10414843]

>>10414623
In nature High Intelligence doesn't really matter, a group will survive with average intelligence.

The goal in nature is to survive reproduce and be happy none of which require high intelligence.

Intelligence is only needed for man-made systems like mathematics

[Anonymous No.10414918]

>>10413189
Well, you won't run out of seasoning at least. Also may give you a mineral boost.

[Anonymous No.10414929]

>>10414843
>Mathematics is not necessary for survival.

[Anonymous No.10414959]

>>10414929
It's a man made system with assigned numbers and man made rules which must be followed and everyone comes to the same conclusion, it has absolutely nothing to do with nature

[Anonymous No.10415022]

>>10414929
>dinosaurs lived for 200 million years without math
>humans will kill themselves in a couple of hundred years after existing for less than 3000 years

[Anonymous No.10415089]

>>10414825
>Eastwoods look like FtM
>DeNiro is doughy
So that's how the trans movement gained traction.

[Anonymous No.10416742]

>>10415022
> After existing for less than 3000 years
This is bait

[Anonymous No.10416778]

This is staged, look at 1:00, there's a fucking pot they could have cooked it in hanging from the lean to

[Anonymous No.10416779]

>>10416742
>implying the monkeylike precursors matter

[Anonymous No.10416792]

>>10414929
Abos don't even have a word for numbers past 1

[Anonymous No.10416798]

>>10414843
You really think evolution selects for happiness?
You really think sub-Saharan Africans are fit for surviving in their environment?
Because if they are I suppose we can save some money by no longer sending them food and medicine.

It's almost as if you're just some retard who doesn't actually know shit about biology but you WANT to sound really knowledgeable.

>>10414825
Good job reading the comments section. You're either right in which case this stupid ape wasted precious food for the sake of a quick laugh, or you're wrong in which case the stupid ape really does cook eggs in the worst way possible.
Either way, it looks like these "people" are starving because they are simply too stupid to live.

It's possible, though. There has been research done that shows very clearly that blacks have poorer impulse control than whites and will tend more towards instant gratification. Knowing that you can see that they might really ruin a precious commodity for a cheap laugh.

>>10416742
Obviously. Stop responding to it.

[Anonymous No.10416807]

>>10416798
That's mineral earth not normal mud, stop watching liberal news

[Anonymous No.10416810]

lmao dude got trolled

[Anonymous No.10416977]

>>10412987
this is why niggers still live in earth holes while we live in skyscrapers

>lets have some nice sandegg

how primitive can one be?

[Anonymous No.10416994]

>>10416977
>we live in skyscrapers
I do. Something tells me you in particular do not

[Anonymous No.10417038]

>>10416994
and that would be exactly?

[Anonymous No.10417381]

>>10416977
>i live in a beehive as a worker supporting the orange queen
>i'm much more advanced than every other bee hive worker
This is precisely what a worker bee would argue if they could speak.

[Anonymous No.10417575]

When did this board change into /pol/ with food?

[Anonymous No.10417595]

>he doesnt like sandeggs

[Anonymous No.10417740]

>>10416807
Oh, I do beg your pardon. I guess it's not a sign of extreme poverty and starvation after all then; it's FANCY dirt.
The amount of minerals your body needs to function is usually measured in thousands of a gram. The only purpose these mudcakes have is felling their bellies and whichever retarded magical properties their medicine man chooses to attribute to them.
These Haitian apes have not figured out some super healthy secret about minerals that Western medicine doesn't know about yet. Sorry do disappoint you.

By all means, though. If you enjoy the taste and you don't mind grinding down your teeth on fucking clay plates, each of which could have been used to, say, cook an egg while keeping it out of the sand, be my guest.
And I mean that figuratively; I do not want you and your people as my guests. Not in my house and not in my country, because these apefolk don't stop making campfires just because you move them to a 12-floor flat in a city.

[Anonymous No.10417757]

>>10412987
>animal planet
top heh

[Anonymous No.10417761]

>>10417381
>he thinks everybody has a shitty cubicle job that he hates.

I pity you. Maybe you should quit yours and go find something you enjoy. I love my job. I miss it when I go on vacation.

[Anonymous No.10417773]

>>10416810
Underrated post

[Anonymous No.10417779]

>>10417773
Read the thread and stop samefagging.