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I could use some breadsticks right now.

>> No.10410562

This restaurant sucks dick. Fuck off shill. The girls that work at your stores are always 60lbs overweight and smell like cat piss. The manager is always bald, fat, and can barely speak without stuttering.

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>>10410562

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>Monday: Your work is hosting a corporate dinner at Fazoli's; if you want to keep your job, you better attend.
>Tuesday: It's your anniversary. Your fiancee's favorite restaurant? Fazoli's. Skip this one and you can kiss that marriage good bye.
>Wednesday: Your childhood best friend has a layover at your local airport. You haven't seen him in more than 5 years and he insists on having dinner. The only restaurant past the gate? Fazoli's.
>Thursday: Your late uncle Chet has left you a sum of $20k. His only stipulation is a meal, in his honor, at his favorite restaurant: Fazoli's.
>Friday: A sudden thunder storm has knocked your whole city off the grid. You haven't had time to get groceries, and there is only one restaurant in town with a back-up generator. Fazoli's.
Can you survive FIVE NIGHTS AT FAZOLI'S??

>> No.10411560

>>10410275
Did someone say Fazoli's?

Wa La!

>> No.10411568

>>10411560
Based

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>>10411433
I could survive SEVEN nights *in a row* at Fazoli's

>> No.10411888

>>10411433
This is the hardest I've laughed at a post on 4chan in a while. Good job.

>> No.10411947

Yuropoor reporting in, I've never been to the US, can you anons kindly explain to me what Fazoli's actually is and why it gets laughed out of /ck/ ?

>> No.10411987

>>10411947
Fazoli's is a fast casual Italian style restaurant chain. It is also pseudo-italian slang for "fake".

>> No.10412004

>>10411947
Because a Fazoli thread turned into a serendipitous shitstorm of doubles and copypasta a few years ago, along with another one where a genuine cooking thread was going on and he ended with
>Wa La!
to be chided by a bunch of anons, to his light embarrassment and bemusement.

The combo stuck, and the rest is Wa La!

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pls ban me; pic related is a rule violation

>> No.10413704

>>10410275
Wa La!