Al/ck/ Thread

[Anonymous No.10408106]

>"Where the fuck is the al/ck/ thread?!" edition

[Anonymous No.10408110]

>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.10408111]

>>10408106
I drank it....

welp, I'm back to drinking 25 shots of 50ml whiskey a day.....why won't I fucking die yet

[Anonymous No.10408119]

Sometimes I buy mirepoix fixings so that my bottle of $5 white wine looks like it will be used for cooking. I end up eating raw carrots and celery and let the onion join the collection I have in my cupboard

[Anonymous No.10408129]

>>10408111
I wish you would die so you'd stop shitting up the board

[Anonymous No.10408212]

>>10408129
mutually felt

[Anonymous No.10408224]

>>10408129
in what way does a single alcohol containment thread shit up the board? if anything all the individual alcoholic drink threads are what shit it up

[Anonymous No.10408254]

What should I drink next

[Anonymous No.10408273]

Moved into my new apartment today. Never lived alone before. No more hiding my drinking. THe liquor store is a 3 minute walk away and it's cheap as fuck. Bought a big bottle of cheap cider and getting a bit tipsy and listening to 90s music. Feels fucking weird and lonely though.

[Anonymous No.10408289]

>>10408273
damn brothaman, welcome to the shit. you dont have to hide it, but you also dont have to let it consume you. its lonley here on the dark side.

[Anonymous No.10408303]

>>10408289
I've been sober more or less for 2 months. I was drinking 750ml of vodka a day for a few months. I needed to go the hospital to quit. Now that I'm on my own I'm drinking again, because I never wanted to quit in the first place. Family pressured me.

[Anonymous No.10408306]

>>10408254
4 loko

[Anonymous No.10408313]

Slamming ciders for two hours before I have to sleep cuz I work in the morning

what's your song for the night? here's my current jam. THis man inspires me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmlEM--lmdo

[Anonymous No.10408316]

>>10408303
so you got sober just to move out to get wrecked again? damn son, im impressed.

[Anonymous No.10408317]

Was feeling all the symptoms of the "fear" earlier. Now a few drinks in I am calm and don't have a care at all

[Anonymous No.10408327]

>>10408273
>Lives within a 3 minute walk from a liqour store
press F to pay respects

[Anonymous No.10408341]

>>10408327
been there done that nothin good happned.
F

[Anonymous No.10408370]

You know it's funny, I read the last two threads telling myself not to buy alcohol because of everyone hating themselves and me always telling myself I hate doing it the next day, yet here I am with a bottle of Sobieski checking up on this thread while drinking it.

[Anonymous No.10408385]

>>10408370
cheers nigger. and stop posting your fucking retarted memes plz

[Anonymous No.10408397]

>>10408317
That's when you know you're crossing to the dark side. When you start drinking to put the fear at bay, and to feel normal, rather than drinking to get drunk

[Anonymous No.10408405]

>>10408385
no u

[Anonymous No.10408421]

>>10408385
That's one of my favorite pictures though.

[Anonymous No.10408422]

>>10408405
never.

[Anonymous No.10408480]

>>10408273
I remember being 23. Down the rabbit hole you go brother....

[Anonymous No.10408490]

>>10408273
Been living alone for 6 years now. Still alive. Can not imagine not living alone anymore but it also gets really sad over time. At least we got alc right?

[Anonymous No.10408505]

>>10408370
I do the same thing. luckily I am absolutely broke, not even enough for a can but I have a new job starting soon and first pay check I know what I'm going to do.

[Anonymous No.10408517]

I hope literally all of you die or sober up and become better people who live long, fulfilling lives.
Either way stop making these shitty threads.

[Anonymous No.10408552]

>>10408517
shhhh

[Anonymous No.10408575]

I read that one night a week of not drinking can drastically reduce your chances of cirrhosis, so tonight's the night boys. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.10408579]

>>10408517
>look at me guys I'm so much better than all of you and yes, yes, this will show 'em, when I post in their thread implicitly showing how much of a responsible and overall well-being person I am

Fuck you. And everything you stand for. Ignorant piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.10408585]

>>10408505
Well since you replied to be here's saying, just keep it in moderation. I'm doing pretty ok with a slight bit at a time straight with Gatorade. I hope your job goes well and wish you the best.

[Anonymous No.10408589]

>>10408505
Well since you replied to me here's saying, just keep it in moderation. I'm doing pretty ok with a slight bit at a time straight with Gatorade. I hope your job goes well and wish you the best.

[Anonymous No.10408591]

Government increased the price if liquor AGAIN. Cost me 60$ (CAD) for just over a litre of shitty vodka.

Fuckin' hate socialists.

[Anonymous No.10408607]

>>10408591
Any and all commie haters are welcome in the US.
*of course this assumes you are white

[Anonymous No.10408621]

>>10408591
can't you pick up booze at the duty free at the border?

[Anonymous No.10408651]

>>10408621
Closest border's a four hour drive away. Québec is closer, though not by much. It sucks when your "city" is in the middle of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.10408655]

>>10408579
Uh oh I struck a nerve.
Also no I just want circlejerk generals to die.

[Anonymous No.10408663]

>>10408579
Are you seriously implying that not being a drunk is not better than being a drunk?

[Anonymous No.10408668]

First time trying Gatorade mixed with vodka. Not bad.

[Anonymous No.10408675]

>>10408668
Worst "drink" I ever had was triple distilled vodka (45%) mixed with Kool-Aid jammers. Literally poked a hole in them and poured the "juice" into the glass. Flavor was purple, I think. Would not recommend.

[Anonymous No.10408679]

>>10408668
ew. only acceptable as a chaser in dire circumstances

[Anonymous No.10408689]

>>10408575
update: I'm out of cigarettes, let's see if I can survive a trip to the gas station without picking anything up to drink.

[Anonymous No.10408695]

>>10408689
Don't even bother. you're looking for ways to tempt yourself. Sip a fuckton of water over the course of the night.

[Anonymous No.10408697]

Anyone here ever have a alcoholic gf? What is it like? Virgin here

[Anonymous No.10408701]

>>10408697
I imagine it would be bad. Alcoholics tend to he awful people. The only alcoholic I can tolerate is myself, but just barely.

[Anonymous No.10408705]

>>10408697
I wish. My wife put lines on my liquor and said "only one line per day" while she was blazed out of her mind and had just ordered two baconators for herself.

I drank "two weeks" of liquor in two days and didn't buy her more weed when she ran out, so the joke's on her.

[Anonymous No.10408706]

>>10408675
HAHAHAHA! I can understand that.
>>10408679
I emptied my cranberry juice earlier because I thought I had more at the beginning of the evening. Gatorade is... okay. I tried one glass of Dr. Pepper and vodka (first time too) and that was horrible, horrible. That's why I had to go out and get the Gatorade :p

[Anonymous No.10408729]

>>10408697
Never. I can't have an alcoholic mom die before I'm 18 and a lover as well.

[Anonymous No.10408807]

>>10408106
Well I blacked out last night and pissed myself. And my smartphone. Pretty pissed off. So what I'm not going to do, is drink.

[Anonymous No.10408830]

Does anyone else not eat all day just so you can feel pretty good just form some light drinking? Damn it feels good, until the alcoholic munchies set in.

Too late to thaw out chicken now though and not sober so no driving. Maybe some dominos wings.

[Anonymous No.10408837]

>>10408591
Canada was a shitfuck. Just buy your 200 count codeine pills and distill your own. Just visiting for a week drained me of $200 that would've been $40 in my home state.

[Anonymous No.10408838]

>>10408830
>light drinking
Like, half a litre of vodka light? Or???

[Anonymous No.10408840]

Back off the wagon again, boys
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.10408845]

>>10408837
It's even worse since I lived in Arizona for a bit. You could buy liquor at Walmart at 3AM for next to nothing, then I come back and it's 5x as expensive at two stores (government monopoly and government friends monopoly) that are only open banker's hours.

[Anonymous No.10408846]

>>10408317

No fuck you.

I used to do that and broke my brain. Now i get it several times a week even if I dont drink at all. Its ruined my life recently I can barely work.
Youre going to fuck yourself.

Watch.

[Anonymous No.10408858]

>>10408729
try harder

[Anonymous No.10408883]

>>10408110
>>>/ck/

[Anonymous No.10408966]

>>10408830
I rarely get above 800 cal from food, pretty sure I'm destroying my stomach.

[Anonymous No.10409063]

>>10408675
>flavor was purple
>americans

[Anonymous No.10409090]

im considering not paying my roommate rent this month and just lying that i didnt get paid this period so i can continue buying 40s all the time

im supposedlt getting a long term contract with the navy anyway

but
>it's past midnight
>grocers/corner stores stop selling booze at 11
>only option is a bar
>all the local bars suck and arent actually fun anymore
what du, i wanna drink more but i dont actually like bars, everyone in them sucks

>>10408675
>Flavor was purple
the absolute STATE

[Anonymous No.10409093]

>>10409090
You are scum.

[Anonymous No.10409094]

>>10408224

I just come to these threads to feel good about myself and make you alchies feel better when appropriate, but can confirm, individual rink threads are a waste of time, since they never go anywhere, and in a mixed-spirit thread, people talkj to who they want to about what they want to.
Even the singular cocktail threads are better, since they die immediately.

[Anonymous No.10409103]

>>10409090
I recommend paying your roommate and then killing yourself

[Anonymous No.10409108]

>>10409103
work genuinely didnt give me enough anyway and he is a literal communist

you dont scare me, antifa

[Anonymous No.10409120]

>>10409108
>not fulfilling your obligation to your roommate because you got paid less than you thought
>better spend it all on booze then
>You must be a commie if you don't think this is ok
I hate commies but if you think you should be allowed to squat rent free then you're a nigger

[Anonymous No.10409121]

I was supposed to get shit done today, but instead I fell asleep for 5 hours and got drunk

[Anonymous No.10409135]

>>10409120
>rent free
I'll pay it when I get my contract, it's not even like I had a large enough paycheck to one-shot it anyway

[Anonymous No.10409140]

Imagine a liquid...
That would give the same euphoria than ethanol...
But that would allow much less mistakes...
Stupidity mistakes... Dumb, imbecile mistakes...
Or are pleasure and mistakes inseperable?
Mmmm... mysteries.
Damn.

[Anonymous No.10409139]

>>10409135
Pay him what you can he's covering your rent.

[Anonymous No.10409166]

>>10409140
^Confucius say

[Anonymous No.10409169]

>>10409140
it's called piracetam, you can mix it with liquid but it's damn expensive

[Anonymous No.10409176]

Anyone else a responsible drunk here?
>get shit done
>show up to work
>drinking makes me feel happy not depressed
>don't let it control my life

I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life but if you live healthy in all other aspects of your life while indulging occasionally and not overdoing it, alcohol can be a great treat

[Anonymous No.10409184]

got really drunk and blacked out last night and beat my gf then pissed in the laundry hamper later.

[Anonymous No.10409188]

>>10408689
>>10408695
what he said, do some pushups, go watch a movie or something

[Anonymous No.10409190]

>>10409176
yea i was like that 10 years ago

[Anonymous No.10409192]

>>10409176
Checking in. Drink every night, often in the day too, but I still go to work, clean my house, pay my bills, and so on. The only way to tell I'm an alcoholic is to watch me drink or sniff me.

[Anonymous No.10409202]

>>10409184
you:re a real keeper aint you?

[Anonymous No.10409206]

>>10408313
hell yes alex cameron rules

[Anonymous No.10409212]

>>10409176
>>get shit done
>>show up to work
>>drinking makes me feel happy not depressed
>>don't let it control my life
so you're not an al/ck/ie? I'm confused

[Anonymous No.10409215]

>>10409192
Good on you dude, I'm sick of all these posts of people wallowing in self pity. Fun drunk stories are a different story but whining about how much you drink is pathetic

[Anonymous No.10409223]

>>10409212
I prefer the term "functional alcoholic"

[Anonymous No.10409236]

>>10409223
>functional alcoholic
yeah...till you can:t function. that:s a ticking time bomb till you vomit in you:re sleep

[Anonymous No.10409241]

>>10409236
I've been doing this for years, I know my limits

[Anonymous No.10409254]

>>10409215
dont kid yourself. every kind of alcoholic is pathetic

[Anonymous No.10409256]

>always thought alcoholism was a joke
>have gradually increased my intake to a third of a handle of Evan Williams a night
>tfw standing at the precipise

man, im a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.10409312]

>>10409254
we know man, but having a positive vibe once in a while really gives you something to hold onto
if you haven't noticed yet, we are by far the saddest thread on the entire site

[Anonymous No.10409325]

>>10409312
>if you haven't noticed yet, we are by far the saddest thread on the entire site
That's not true at all. /adv/ has literal suicide watch threads. /r9k/ has people who are similarly fucking up their lives, but lack the self-awareness to claim responsibility for it.

[Anonymous No.10409328]

>>10408845
Stops at 2 am... But yeah, I didnt even know east coast fuckers couldn't buy Wal-Mart liquor until a year ago, lmao

[Anonymous No.10409345]

>>10408858
Lol, like you know shit. Ready to tell your sad sob story like I'll care. You're a little bitch speaking out of anger, with no real comprehension of life or understanding through pain.

[Anonymous No.10409351]

>>10409325
yes, but you are talking about the particular cases; these threads overall have a depressive vibe in them
also don't forget that most people from here also are from r9k and adv too

[Anonymous No.10409368]

>>10409351
idk threads on /sp/ calling premature superbowl wins are kinda sad.

also most people here are just drinkers, not alcoholics

[Anonymous No.10409379]

>>10409368
yeah, I forgot that the saddest anons here are particular cases too
biz has its own sad shit too, I just think about this thread as a casual chat thread where we can drink and be ourselves
that's why it's been on everyday for so many years
here I don't have to bullshit you

cheers boys

[Anonymous No.10409386]

>>10409368
This, I drink more than I probably should but don't have any physical dependence. Some cautionary cases here to keep me modest and good booze discussion, so I browse.

[Anonymous No.10409389]

How can people be alcoholics and skinny at the same time I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.10409394]

>>10409386
same. i think it's a fun thread because it's just casual conversation if the right topic comes along. and it's fast moving enough that you can be a dummy/slightly personal without it staying for more than a day

[Anonymous No.10409397]

>>10409389
Weak genes

[Anonymous No.10409403]

>>10409389
don't eat a lot. the less you eat the quicker you get drunk as well. and don't know the science behind this or if it's actually true, but alcohol calories don't seem to stick as much as food calories. i know that your body prioritizes the break down of alcohol first, but i swear, not even because dehydration/water weight, but 3500cal of booze won't make me gain a pound the same as 3500cal food will.

[Anonymous No.10409405]

Whatcha smoking Al/ck/?

camel blues for me

[Anonymous No.10409407]

>>10409389
My weight usually sits at 170 if I've been taking a break, and 175 if I've been drinking that week.

[Anonymous No.10409408]

>>10408651
What's your "city"?

[Anonymous No.10409413]

>>10408830
Yep, done this for years. Have one meal of the day, a big breakfast. Then I don't eat for the rest of the day and get drunk on an empty stomach in the evening.

[Anonymous No.10409422]

>>10409405
cool frog for smoking lights m8

[Anonymous No.10409431]

>>10409405
I want to start smoking because it's cool, but I've had a whole three cigarettes in my life.

[Anonymous No.10409432]

>>10408106
How do I stop alcohol withdrawals? I'm not really talking about the shaking, but the nausea, gagging/dry heaving and vomiting.

[Anonymous No.10409442]

>>10408313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9tdqYmaLOk

[Anonymous No.10409446]

>>10409422
Yea I know, but I used to chain smoke spirits and would get the spins and sick, had to make a change

[Anonymous No.10409454]

>>10409405
I was having some silvers, but I really need to quit.

[Anonymous No.10409456]

So anyone got advice to wing yourself off the sauce? I’ve been drinking pretty much every day for 8 months straight and I’ve definitely picked myself. If I don’t drink I get the shakes and can’t really eat or sleep at all. It’s gotten to the point if I don’t drink I just lay there all night unable to actually fall asleep and my head is fucked to shit. I’ve tried to wing my self off by cutting down and drinking beer but I can get out of the limbo my body is in. I’m only 23 and honestly don’t feel like having ciroses. I’m just asking if anyone has any tips to stop and obviously the answer is just stop but it’s not that easy if you’ve been in this boat so yeah I don’t self pity at all I just want a way out

[Anonymous No.10409464]

>>10409456
Where are you from that that you use "wing"?

[Anonymous No.10409468]

>>10409464
California

[Anonymous No.10409473]

>>10409464
The majority of people in so cal where I’m from talk like stoner surfers we have way to many fucking stupid words to describe shit and it just kinda rubs off on you growing up here

[Anonymous No.10409477]

>>10409468
is that like saying "ratchet" instead of "wretched", because pretty sure you mean "wean"

[Anonymous No.10409481]

>>10409477
Yeah pretty much and I do mean wean

[Anonymous No.10409490]

>>10409481
okay, try not to type out slang phonetically, you look retarded. because you haven't been drinking long, it's probably sugar withdrawal and not sleeping well is common with stopping anything that's part of your routine.

[Anonymous No.10409496]

>>10409490
Alright what would you suggest I do though just try to tough it out till my body restores itself and I can sleep again?

[Anonymous No.10409507]

>>10409490
I've only been drinking consistently for a few months since the start of the year and since I stopped I've been getting withdrawals. It depends on the person.

[Anonymous No.10409508]

>>10409496
>it's probably sugar withdrawal
>what would you suggest I do though

consume some sugar to help your glucose levels from spiking. dude, i'm not a doctor, that's just my suggestion, but how can you be so helpless?

[Anonymous No.10409511]

>>10409508
I’m not dude I’m just asking for some advice from other people who may have experienced this first hand. I know how to use google and how to seek help I’m not retarted just asking a question.

[Anonymous No.10409515]

>>10409511
asking what to do for a temporary lack of sugar is dumb.

[Anonymous No.10409525]

>>10409515
Holy shit it should be apparent I didn’t know this cause I’ve never put myself in this position before you don’t have to be an oblivious asswipe yourself

[Anonymous No.10409527]

>>10409525
you didn't know that if you're missing sugar, you should eat sugar to calm the cravings?

[Anonymous No.10409530]

>>10409527
Okay but if you read my post that wasn’t the only thing I was asking I don’t expect all my questions to be answered you just happened to focus on one of the issues I was unaware of how to address

[Anonymous No.10409532]

Best cheap white wine available at grocery stores in USA?

Yellow tail is disgusting?

[Anonymous No.10409533]

>>10409527
And yet again I didn’t know it was sugar wildrawls obviously consuming sugar to compensate makes sense that’s not what I was saying I didn’t get...

[Anonymous No.10409549]

>>10409532
Why is cheap white wine you’re choice of drink that’s such a brutal hangover for me. Also yellow tail is as good as it’s gunna get unless you choose to start buying boxed wine which is just as cheap in quality but costs a tiny bit more but it’s usually 3 or 4 bottles in a box

[Anonymous No.10409552]

>>10409549
I like that it's one serving size. Makes me less tempted to continue if I know it's gonna be another 750ml

[Anonymous No.10409573]

Alright anyone want to do story time of all industed situations or weird habits you have while drunk.
>been told I have the ability to fall asleep standing up if drunk enough
>woke up one morning after night of drinking with friends
>blacked out of course
>friends are passed out on floor
>notice throw up on both of there back Cause they are laying face down
>wake them up to ask why they are covered in puke but only on there backs
>both get pissed and blame me cause I’m known for being an asshole and fucking with people cause I find it funny
>completely deny it cause I haven’t done something like that before
>mfw I know I probably did that drunk thinking it’d be funny

[Anonymous No.10409575]

>>10409552
Completely get that but yeah yellow tail is really as low as it gunna get just fork out 3-5 extra bucks on a bottle and you’ll probably get something you like tasting better

[Anonymous No.10409581]

>>10409573
Fallen asleep on couches with drink still in hand multiple times, but that's about as bad as it gets.

I've blacked out dozens of times in the past 3 years or so, and I've never done anything that I've regretted afterwards. I'm a chill guy when I'm drunk.

[Anonymous No.10409582]

>>10409573
the point of green text is to /not/ write unnecessarily sentences, however useless stories are uncertain.

[Anonymous No.10409588]

>>10409582
*unnecessarily long sentences

[Anonymous No.10409590]

>>10409582
Yeah sorry man I need to get better at cutting the sentence down for green text. I just get into to much detail about the story

[Anonymous No.10409599]

>20, virgin
>already an alcoholic and smoker
>bad anxiety disorder, asperger's and nausea/gagging/vomitting especially when withdrawing or going through a bad anxiety attack

Alcohol and weed are the only things that help me, I have liver problems already and the withdrawals I go through when I stop drinking are nightmare-ish.

[Anonymous No.10409606]

>>10409581
The only times I’ve fallen asleep with a drink is when I get back home and start watching something drunk with a beer in hand. And it always ends the same with me waking up to me having spilled the beer in my lap and been and then I have to do a fuck ton of cleaning to get the smell out. But I’ve been told that my will to stay awake when black out drunk is insane. I keep trying to go about my business and everything seems fine till you talk to me cause I can barely form a proper sentence yet somehow manage to keep going and never stumble. Which is why you can’t tell till you speak to me

[Anonymous No.10409607]

>>10409599
how do you get booze/weed if you're an aspie with anxiety? and expound upon your first time with both

[Anonymous No.10409614]

>>10409599
Dude please stop drinking man if you have liver problems. I just had a friend last week die from drinking but he was born a crack baby so his organs we’re fucked from the start. But if you already have liver problems just take it easy. You don’t have to stop just don’t be an alcoholic. Take the money you spend on booze and either save it or spend it all on weed and just get retarted stoned it will usually help you prevent drinking

[Anonymous No.10409615]

>>10409614
>You don’t have to stop just don’t be an alcoholic
LOL

[Anonymous No.10409619]

>>10409615
Yeah it’s called moderation bro I know my post is is almost contradictory

[Anonymous No.10409626]

there's car parked across the street headlights off, but tail lights on. interested as to how this develops in the morning when they need to get to work

[Anonymous No.10409630]

>>10409626
you'll be passed out and won't see it.

[Anonymous No.10409631]

>>10409630
Nah, I wake up pretty early

[Anonymous No.10409636]

>>10409626
The fuck why do you care lol

[Anonymous No.10409639]

>>10409607
With money.

First time I smoked weed I was 14 and I was laughing like a maniac at anything for hours. First time I drank at the start of 2012 I felt really happy and relaxed. I didn't start regularly drinking until I was like 18 on and off, but I didn't start drinking like every night until late 2016.

I stopped drinking for a long while, started on weekends, recently I went on a binge and I'm getting withdrawals again.

>>10409614
I can waste it all on weed, but the withdrawals are hell.

[Anonymous No.10409641]

>>10409639
Meant to say didn't stop drinking every night*.

[Anonymous No.10409644]

>>10409639
Yeah I know the withdrawals are hell I can’t sleep at night cause of them but I wean myself off with a few beers cause I drink tequila all the time. But if I smoke a fuck ton of week it stops the brain trips and I can sleep. Once you get past the withdrawals you can make it

[Anonymous No.10409647]

>>10409639
>>10409644
Honestly my biggest issue is that I get threw the withdrawals and the shakes stop and I feel amazing and normal again. But then I get a hard core craving out of no where that is hard to ignore.

[Anonymous No.10409655]

>>10409639
Jesus, you're just a wee baby.

[Anonymous No.10409686]

Damn and it hits 1 a.m. and everyone in the thread is to drunk to post this shit was moving fast an hour ago lol

[Anonymous No.10409694]

>>10409686
or people are sleeping.

[Anonymous No.10409698]

>>10409694
Nah that not a real thing for alcs only blackouts

[Anonymous No.10409706]

>>10409698
If 2 blackouts talk to each other for an hour, and nobody records it, did the conversation ever really happen?

Completely sober by the way.

[Anonymous No.10409742]

>>10409706
Uhh yeah cause posts exist and I’m drunk not blacked out yet but I’m getting there

[Anonymous No.10409994]

>>10408697
My gf was an alcoholic. It runs in her family. I used to hate her when she got drunk. Everything about her turned bad after the first drink. And she could drink. Only way to handle her was to set an example. I didnt quit drinking but i never got as drunk as her. The less i drank the more of a fool she felt like the following day. When she was getting rude i simply told her about her problems with alcohol, how it changed her and what she had said and done while drunk. Finally she started to drink less. Now we live a functional, peaceful life. We still drink but never to get drunk, just for fun. In these times you really cant judge anyone. Pick out a drunk whore and make a women out of her or live alone. Me, i cant stand living by myself

[Anonymous No.10410005]

been averaging 3 beers a day over the past five days. i owe it to naltrexone and not having any money to spend on booze anyway

[Anonymous No.10410072]

I've been on a binge for four months now, all of my friends are addicted to painkillers and none of them will drink with me so my nights end up me getting wasted alone and trying to kill myself. I've already tried to take my own life 5 times this year. I wish i would have never started drinking

[Anonymous No.10410077]

>>10410072
i don't think it's worth killing your self their me amigo.

[Anonymous No.10410085]

>>10409090
Don't be a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.10410087]

>>10409389
I've lost about 30 pounds from getting drunk every night in the past few months. Life isn't all that good right now

[Anonymous No.10410097]

>>10410077
You're right, it's just life has been bad. I'm slowly getting better now that I've started recording my music again. It's just always when it hits like 4 am and I've got no one to talk to is when i get really bad

[Anonymous No.10410148]

I spend all week studying, I work 2 days a week and every friday i get blackout drunk and wakeup wanting to kill myself. is this alcoholism?

[Anonymous No.10410152]

>>10410148
Nah you just wilt out every friday.

When you find yourself drinking everyday and night just to feed the craving and not even to get drunk is when you reach alcoholism. From there it only gets worse.

[Anonymous No.10410165]

>>10410097
yeah 4am is tough.

[Anonymous No.10410169]

>>10410165
I've been up all night doing drugs and drinking and now I have to stay up so I can pay rent and do a lot of bullshit around the apartment.

[Anonymous No.10410170]

>>10410097
>>10410165
FUck me I have these people surrounding me I can talk to but I cant even talk and if you do the conversation ends too quickyl.

[Anonymous No.10410175]

>>10410152
thanks man

[Anonymous No.10410183]

>>10410175
So don't let it become a lifestyle.
It sounds cliche, but my drinking has pushed away so many of my friends and family. It's the reason my ex left me, and now I just want to drink twice as much because, frankly I miss her dearly.

[Anonymous No.10410325]

People from al/ck/ always ask me what my favorite beer is. Guys, isn't it obvious?! Pabst!

[Anonymous No.10410455]

>>10408313
That skinny faggot sure has moves.

[Anonymous No.10410472]

Wake up take a shit, go to the office take a shit. Whad up

[Anonymous No.10410597]

>>10410472

getting paid to dump is great

[Anonymous No.10410603]

>>10409408
Sudbury, in Northern Ontario. Nothing around for hundreds of kilometres in any direction, save for some small villages and "towns".

[Anonymous No.10410612]

>>10409432
Having a beer is not an option, I assume?

[Anonymous No.10410810]

>>10409511
I’ll give you some real advice. The sugar glucose guy you were arguing with has obviously never been through what you are. There is no good way to stop alcohol withdrawal besides drinking, or getting some medication. Drinking water or eating could help, but if you are having serious withdrawal I doubt you can eat. You just have to keep drinking and try to taper, or go full retard and go to the hospital. And if you have to go to the hospital, stay away from the ER (unless you think you are going to get dilirium tremens). If you aren’t fully delirious, they will give you vitamins and tell you to fuck off, but charge you a shit ton of money.

[Anonymous No.10410853]

Hung over, withdrawal kicking in, can't function, been sick all over the place, still dizzy as hell. Can't seem to sober up, tempted to get more beer. Help me please

[Anonymous No.10410864]

>>10408110
There he is. The one guy who sits waiting for the next alck thread to begin. He did it again.

[Anonymous No.10410870]

>>10408129
>>10408212
Hide the thread in the catalog.

[Anonymous No.10410874]

>>10410325
Based pbr poster.

[Anonymous No.10410888]

>>10409405
Used to smoke American Spirits. I started smoking a Juul because I never had to go outside with it, and then I just did that and stopped buying cigs.

[Anonymous No.10410892]

>>10410853
Get more beer, but don’t be a fool. Make an attempt to taper. If you start to feel good once you get a few beers in you and drink more, you are an alcoholic and a special type of fool, and deserve the withdrawal and breakdown that will eventually comes. At least you will be more experienced afterwards, and maybe not fall for “the liquid Jew” as they call it around here.

[Anonymous No.10410905]

Anyone here actually seen the purple elephant?

[Anonymous No.10410910]

>>10410905
Pink!
Shit i fucked this up just like i do with everything else

[Anonymous No.10410936]

So far Captain morgan spiced gold is my favorite, damn I really love this.
Any other variations from this brand which I should try or other brands?

>>10409405
moods

[Anonymous No.10410989]

Anyone else here a weedfag in addition to being an alcoholic?

I go through about 2 handles of vodka and 5 grams of weed in a week

[Anonymous No.10411025]

>>10410989
I'll do anything except needles

[Anonymous No.10411050]

my probation officer doesn't let me have alcohol besides rubbing alcohol so I've been drinking that and constantly throwing up. This is causing me to dehydrate faster than normal

how do I clean myself up enough so I can do 12 hours of teaching mexican children how to do chemistry because if I get kicked off the school the court will make me pick up trash instead

[Anonymous No.10411052]

>>10410989
I'm killing 3.5g/day, absolutely crippled by tolerance

[Anonymous No.10411073]

>>10411050
>drinking rubbing alcohol
Just drink real alcohol. The bitterants added to rubbing alcohol is making you barf and are toxic. Any form of blood alcohol test will detect either, so you're looking at a net loss.

[Anonymous No.10411074]

>>10410989
I am using weed to help quit. I started quitting once I started working 21/7 rotations in a company with a no alcohol policy, I like the job and it's the most money I've consistently made. I've seen people fired so not worth the risk. First couple months I would drink almost the full 6 days off. Since I started blazing it's usually a night and day straight of drinking then no more. A quarter usually just barely lasts me my days off. Before it was about 8 bottles on days off now it's 2 bottles and 12 beers. Used to be straight cheap vodka now it's one bottle of cheap vodka and one bottle of mid range-decent scotch.

[Anonymous No.10411096]

>>10411073

I can't get real alcohol because my state requires ID swipes for all sales and I'm restricted from alcohol until I do 72 hours of community service. All because the registration on my car had expired and I forgot to pay the fine on time.

[Anonymous No.10411106]

>>10409389
i don't eat. i just drink

[Anonymous No.10411109]

>>10409405
snap!

[Anonymous No.10411124]

>>10410148
alcoholism isn't rly about blacking out. it's more just permanently keeping alcohol in ur blood so as to avoid withdrawing

[Anonymous No.10411186]

>>10411052
How the fuck can you afford that? Im assuming its ten bucks a gram or more?

[Anonymous No.10411200]

>>10411186
When you smoke that much you don't buy grams.
$180 oz
$600 Quarter pound
$1500-2000 Pound
Typical prices in my area. Once legalization comes into effect there may not be bulk deals anymore.

[Anonymous No.10411201]

>>10410892
Went and got 8 cans, hoping to sort myself out with it and then come off it for a bit.

[Anonymous No.10411202]

>>10411186
not him but some people here have money.
when I was poor, I was straight as the pope. it took becoming successful with my business and finances to become a degenerate drunk. who knew?

[Anonymous No.10411213]

>>10411200
180 bucks an oz is still a lot if you're smoking 3.5 a day you're blazing through that 180 bucks in just over a week.

[Anonymous No.10411261]

Anyone ever feel a "pressure" in the liver area? sometimes i feel like my liver is growing or something

[Anonymous No.10411265]

>>10411261
Yeah, every other day. Feels sore, almost like I hit it on a corner or something.

[Anonymous No.10411282]

>>10411265
mine freaks me out. it's not a constant thing either

[Anonymous No.10411292]

>>10411282
I have other health issues and will be lucky to make it past 40 anyway, so it doesn't bother me.

[Anonymous No.10411369]

>>10409431
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read in an al/ck/ thread. Congrats!

[Anonymous No.10411387]

>>10410810
Okay thank you an actual response that address my main issue thank you dude that other guy was an asshole

[Anonymous No.10411429]

>>10411261
Mine felt like it was pushing out under my rib cage before it gave out to alcoholic hepatitis. kidneys were on there way too. It's a strange thing watching your 25 year old body age practically 30 years in less than a few weeks. I looked like I was dying of cancer.

[Anonymous No.10411459]

>>10411213
$180/week isn't much if you have a stable job that isn't minimum wage. Given how much he smokes, he probably doesn't have that many other hobbies, at least not expensive ones.

[Anonymous No.10411565]

Mom saw me in a blackout last night, probably shouldn't drink anymore.

[Anonymous No.10411642]

>>10408273

Grass is greener, mate. Wife and I are going to have to live apart for a month or so for job reasons and I honestly cannot fucking wait to be sitting around drinking cheap cider alone.

[Anonymous No.10411720]

>leave a white sip in the freezer for an hour and a half
>slightly frozen
>first sip is cold distilled pure caffeine ambrosia
>still have 12 beers and another sip
>yes I am aware of how gay this song is
>mfw
Time for some drunk driving in Grid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IScKC9pPnZE

[Anonymous No.10411738]

>>10411429
how much were you drinking?

[Anonymous No.10411803]

>>10411387
nah, you did sound like a helpless baby who wanted to be spoonfed. as an outside observer, both responses were understandable. just wean yourself with light beer and a strict regimen of less intake. food, vitamins, and exercise helps.

[Anonymous No.10411832]

>>10409405
Camel Filters.

[Anonymous No.10411967]

>>10411738
only a litre of vodka everyday for 3 years and before that wine/beer everyday for 5 years. Hardly any breaks. Had an autoimmune condition that helped fuck my shit up too. I was told I was unlucky. When I went in to hospital the doctors took my blood. came back. Told me my liver was 'screwed' and I needed a transplant but because I was an alcoholic that cancelled that out of course. Then I was whisked away into my own room presumably to let me die later my gf told me. A course of prednisolone saved my life and even then everyday for two weeks my liver would go good then I'd be told nothing was going to get better. It upgraded to like 3 months. Recovered. went on holiday 3 months later and started drinking again but turned not as yellow. projectile vomited blood.

Like I said it was mainly bad luck and my doctors incompetence. I had raised ALT liver enzymes due to something else but he shrugged it off. The alcohol didnt start really effecting the other enzymes up until 2015 when I went to a detox centre. Apparently now I have around 20 years to live if I stay off due to cirhossis. I'm not entirely abstinent. I drink maybe three times a month and have a beer here and there. What does everyone here do for liver support? There's some pretty solid stuff out there with evidence to back it up.

[Anonymous No.10411984]

>>10411967
May be too late at this point, but tudca has been shown to restore the liver. Used by /fit/ steroid users on their recovery cycle after. It's a legal kinda bastardized version of udca, which is unscrupulously harvested in China in the form of bile from caged bears. May be able to get that gray market, but you can get tudca on amazon.

Maybe look into that.

[Anonymous No.10411997]

>>10411967
what have you been doing with your second chance at life?
hopefully preaching the word of Jesus, desu.

[Anonymous No.10412016]

>>10411967
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22768734

[Anonymous No.10412031]

Anyone else's sense of smell go wonky after a bender?

[Anonymous No.10412039]

>>10412031
my heart stopped once. couldn't smell anything

[Anonymous No.10412041]

How much do you have to drink to get withdrawal symptoms? I had last week off and drank about 8-14 drinks of Pabst and/or scotch almost every single day. 10 days strait of drinking 8+ alcaholic beverages and I feel fine.

[Anonymous No.10412062]

>>10409532
Bro don’t buy bottles. I’ve got a 5L bag of Franzia white zin that was $16. Should be set for the weekend.

[Anonymous No.10412068]

>>10409511
Drink Gatorade or the off brand

[Anonymous No.10412071]

>>10412031
Hit the sauna a few days a week. You'll cook the garbage out of your pores. Feels good drinking after sauna too.

>>10412041
It varies pretty wildly. I didn't get withdrawals at all until I started slamming double absinthe and waters every night and later high alcohol beers. I miss getting absolutely trashed awesome style if I chugged a Bud 40 in an hour.

[Anonymous No.10412072]

>>10412041
every person is different in that regard
I wouldn't worry too much, it's mostly overblown drama by people unfamiliar with the game,

[Anonymous No.10412101]

>>10412041
You have to have been heavily drinking for at least a year in order to get bad withdrawals.

Like, if you drank around a litre of vodka everyday for a year you'd start seeing some bad withdrawals if you suddenly stopped.

[Anonymous No.10412106]

>>10412062
Do you get them from wine stores? I never see boxes of wine in supermarkets

[Anonymous No.10412125]

>>10412016
Dosage? Can I take this while drinking? Details?

Because you sure are advised against taking tudca if you're drinking, so that would be on a sober day (lel)

[Anonymous No.10412129]

>>10412106
Depends on how shitty your state is. I could find it in most gas stations and all grocery stores in the alcoholic mecca of Wisconsin.

[Anonymous No.10412136]

>>10412106
Depends what state you're in. You can find them in a good old H.E.B or a Kroger down in Texas.

[Anonymous No.10412158]

>>10412125
I think 600 mg a day is the dosage they mentioned in another article(might have been 1200 mg). I imagine you could take it while drinking. Its both fat, and water soluble I believe. I don't know if there is any research done on subjects still drinking on it.

Can't say I ever felt different taking it when I was hardcore keto and sober. It might be worth a shot to just try it in your case though.

[Anonymous No.10412179]

>>10412125
>>10412158
From WEBMD:
Excessive use of alcohol/thiamine deficiency: Alcohol can lower the amount of thiamine (vitamin B1) in the body. Taking alpha-lipoic acid when there is a shortage of thiamine might cause serious health problems. If you drink a lot of alcohol and take alpha-lipoic acid too, you should take a thiamine supplement.

[Anonymous No.10412234]

>>10409619
Alcoholics cannot moderate. Begone tourist

[Anonymous No.10412256]

>>10410905
I’ve had nightmares that involve a flophouse full of insects

[Anonymous No.10412322]

>>10412179
Seeing as the spirits can lead to Wernicke Korsakoff syndrome, a seasoned alcoholist should already be taking a b complex daily.

We need to start a "preventive maintenance," post. I kind of made one when I was going sober to fill my time, but it's on another computer, so I don't quite remember the dosages and full reasons behind. We should work on it, but from I remember:
General
>Multivitamin
>Omega Oils
Counteract Booze's Cumulative Effects
>B-Complex *(be sure it does not exceed daily reccs in combination with multi on things you don't just piss out)
>magnesium taurate
>milk thistle (dubious, but doesn't hurt)
Day Off
>tudca
>kudzu (for cravings)

And a lot of water, of course. Guess we could add alpha-lipoic acid 600mgs for daily, but wish there was something to help mitigate the brain rot (nootropics?) and cardiovascular effects. Of course, none of these account for drug-interaction cross effects.

Maybe some of you not on the down slope can help perfect the formula so that we can extend the night, so to say.

[Anonymous No.10412326]

>>10412256
I've kind of learned how to get high off the detox nightmares. I dreamt I ingested something the other night and got absolutely wasted. There were fractals and shit. Night before that I pounded some wet dream blonde with big'uns fresh out of the shower. I think I've made made friends with the spiders or something.

[Anonymous No.10412397]

>>10411967
Prednisone is a fucking miracle drug. It’s quite amazing the broad amount of problems it will fix.

[Anonymous No.10412592]

>>10412326
they're really interesting if you don't have to be anywhere for a week or so and can find it in yourself to just relax the fuck out and remember it's not real (which is so so much harder than it sounds to anyone who doesn't know)

[Anonymous No.10412680]

Man I'm just wasted enough to really enjoy things and there are still ghost beers. It's like this all too rarely. It's not too late to go back to the honeymoon phase for a bit. Let's get proper fugged up.

[Anonymous No.10412716]

>>10412322
"but wish there was something to help mitigate the brain rot (nootropics?) and cardiovascular effects. Of course, none of these account for drug-interaction cross effects."

Maybe it's as simple as exercise and social interaction.

[Anonymous No.10412725]

>>10412326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k59DZlXVPRQ

[Anonymous No.10412767]

>>10412725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwyQey-Arho

[Anonymous No.10412834]

>>10412716
Well, yeah. Eating right, good sleep, eating right, and staying sharp are all good, hell I work out with my drinking buddies before we play cards and shoot the shit, but it still doesn't ward away the physical effects on the neurological and cardiovascular systems.

[Anonymous No.10412835]

>>10412234
Nah not a tourist I’m killing myself from drinking just trying to give a benefit of the doubt even though it usually never happens

[Anonymous No.10412839]

>>10412767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upRXWIYv4hw

[Anonymous No.10412846]

>>10411050
I'd like to believe this post is satire or something but I absolutely believe you're drinking rubbing alcohol

[Anonymous No.10412850]

>>10411803
I wasn’t trying to come off as helpless but I can see how it’s that way, I was just asking a question. If I die from it it is what it is oh well. Just asking for personal experience responses. Nothing more more.

[Anonymous No.10412913]

What is some good poorfag alcohol in Australia? Been drinking red wine and Bavaria.

[Anonymous No.10412925]

Drinking electric screwdrivers, smoking top-shelf cigs, and playing OG Spyro tonight. Hopefully I make it through at least two worlds before I'm blackout. Wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.10412964]

best fast food for drunk? needs recs. I have a taco bell, mcdicks, wendies, and wally world near me atm

[Anonymous No.10413019]

Evens I buy beer
Odds I buy wine

[Anonymous No.10413049]

>>10413019
looks like beer for me

[Anonymous No.10413051]

I'm so bloated with my abdomen. How do I get this fucking shit out of my body without getting it drained at the hospital? I bought some water pills but they're fucking VEGAN and do nothing to help..

[Anonymous No.10413077]

6 weeks dry this Sunday. Longest stretch in twenty something years.

[Anonymous No.10413084]

>>10413051
Jesus wept what? I think you need a real doctor

[Anonymous No.10413095]

>>10412846
Yeah even in my worst dry spells I was drinking mouthwash and pooping mint but this is boordering on unbelievable

[Anonymous No.10413294]

Anyone try this? Pretty good

[Anonymous No.10413304]

>>10413294
is that in a turpentine can?

[Anonymous No.10413313]

>>10413304
Yeah. $20

[Anonymous No.10413331]

Fought the urge to go to the gas station and get some beer. Just going to lay low this weekend.

[Anonymous No.10413335]

Urine was dark orange today and almost left a trail when it went down the side of the bowl, been on an 8 month binge. Is my liver fucked or could it be dehydration?

[Anonymous No.10413337]

>>10413335
Definitely not a good some. Drink more water, drink less of the juice

[Anonymous No.10413346]

>>10413335
How many days per week do you drink and how much do you drink?

[Anonymous No.10413376]

>>10413335
It's dehydration. I get that too. Piss comes out like syrup. I've been drinking for 14 hours straight today and barely buzzed. Still haven't eaten. So it goes...

[Anonymous No.10413377]

I'm wasted and feeling pretty melancholy my dudes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ntlyjyvqRI&list=PL_UZ2QUxdALZ49mHBNG4Pa9sJh3Z8I_8e&index=3

[Anonymous No.10413387]

>>10412964
I like mcdicks. Only order off the dollar menu.

[Anonymous No.10413391]

>have started burping acid
What do I do? It doesn't hurt but it tastes horrible and I'm worried about it getting worse.

[Anonymous No.10413395]

>>10413346
Every day
Recently I've been buying 1.75 liters of vodka and that lasts about 3 days, before this for about 6 months I drank 4 to 6 16 oz 8.1 beers only took at most one day to be sober and it was less than I can count on both hands

[Anonymous No.10413398]

So what's your idea of "being drunk"?

For me, if I can still stand (and yes, stumbling is standing), I'm not drunk enough.

[Anonymous No.10413399]

>>10408106

I wanna drink some scotch. Should I go single malt or blended?

Singlet malt is a 12 year old Glen Fiddich. Blended is the Johnny Walker wine cask.

[Anonymous No.10413400]

>>10413399
do a shot of both

[Anonymous No.10413406]

>>10413400

I don't shoot whiskey this nice, you heathen. But ok, I'll have a drink of each. Which should I start with?

[Anonymous No.10413410]

>>10413398
being unable to do my hobbies with satisfaction

[Anonymous No.10413416]

>>10413406
mix em

[Anonymous No.10413431]

>>10413416

[Anonymous No.10413442]

>>10409169
>piracetam
git neurofuel. it's amazing and not addictive. i have an extremely addictive personality and i don't feel like i need/want it. just enjoy it when i do stop at the gas station to pick it up

[Anonymous No.10413511]

>>10413442
neurofuel? where can I get this strange redbull if I'm not american? how does it work?

[Anonymous No.10413620]

>pass out drunk at 10
>wake up at 11
>half dose Nyquil Cough
>stay awake and finish off last two beers playing Mechwarrior Online
Today has been pretty hilarious

[Anonymous No.10413657]

i can bbaerly type
no regerents
wooo

[Anonymous No.10413664]

>>10413620
NyQuil and alcohol. Don’t sound safe bud

[Anonymous No.10413670]

>>10413664
Nyquil Cough has no Tylenol. It's the tits and is a decent hangover preventative.

[Anonymous No.10413676]

>>10413670
It's still hard on your kidneys dummy.
Look at the warning label, same as zzzquil it mentions to not consume alcohol the same day because of its active ingredient
They don't recommend taking that shit everyday for more than 2 weeks cause of how bad it is on your body

[Anonymous No.10413682]

>>10410810
He's a kid that's been drinking daily for only 8 months, I doubt he's having severe withdrawals

[Anonymous No.10413685]

>>10413676
I'm more worried about the 12 beers I downed than the low grade Quil dose.

[Anonymous No.10413695]

>just wean yourself with light beer

you mean "wing" yourself, surely

[Anonymous No.10413722]

>>10412834
Doesn't sound like you're drinking alone, so why are you worried?

[Anonymous No.10413763]

>>10409994
Can you cite some examples of how her behavior changed, and how it was worse?
I feel like women are easier to be around when they are drunk.

[Anonymous No.10413766]

Pasting this from /int/ because I don't feel like going through typing it again.

"Lad, listen to this. I had a weird experience. I was drunk for almost a week and a half straight, and then I went to bed without drinking any alcohol last night. I kept suffering episodes of waking up chocking and having a dry throat. I was also having dreams about death and that fucking thing from Mulholland Driving killing me, and teeth falling out and shit. But that's not the worst part lads. About 3am I woke up shaking violently and I couldn't breathe. Proir to waking up I had a dream about death, but it was wierd man. It was like Doom and I opened a door and found the object that would end the level. But it was like a texture of woody flayed actross a football, and something triggered in my brain that it was time to die. That's when I woke up spazzing out trying to breathe. I genuinely thought I was going to die. Eventually I regained control of my breathing and heart and took a big gulp of water. I'm drunk tonght, but I'm scared of not drinking alcohol lads, this is what happens when im not drunk and cant go straight to sleep."

[Anonymous No.10413769]

>>10413766
ew...is that how people write on /int/?

[Anonymous No.10413819]

Fuck I'm out of beer. Oh well at least I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.10413833]

>>10408119
suck is life in Quebec

[Anonymous No.10413843]

>>10408591
disrespectful for that poor animal

[Anonymous No.10413846]

>>10413682
Probably not the worst in can be but I am definitely getting something. Can’t hold my hand steady if I don’t drink and can barely focus on something. Lately I’ve just been sipping liquor just to feel normal and operate through the day. I can kill a whole 750ml and not be drunk yet. The most ridiculous part is that I only weigh 145 and am 5’11 so I don’t know how I can pull that off. On top of that I have leaky gut syndrome and literally only eat fruits and veggies no carbs at all cause my body can’t process it. So there is nothing to absorb the alc. obviously with that weight and diet it sounds like complete bullshit but I’ve built my tolerance up that much in 8 months. I’ve also been drinking heavy on and off since 20 for the last 3 years. Only 8 months ago did it become everyday and I work two jobs so I do double shifts almost everyday and sometimes end up killing 2 bottles in a day cause I also drink on my break so I don’t falll apart on my shifts... this shit sucks lol

[Anonymous No.10414214]

got back from the bar, pretty drunk. luckily I have beer in my fridge. time to drink myself into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.10414322]

>>10414214
Tits

[Anonymous No.10414344]

How did you celebrate your 21st birthday, al/ck/?

[Anonymous No.10414368]

Just started withdrawal, should have started yesterday but I had a few beers. Can't stop shaking, throwing up, dizzy as hell.. Gonna be a rough few days.

[Anonymous No.10414416]

Godammit i peed the bed again

[Anonymous No.10414499]

>>10409405
Pueblo tabacco in conjunction with Gizeh slim filters and OCB papes

[Anonymous No.10414515]

>>10413084
I took your advice and I went to the emergency room.

[Anonymous No.10414524]

>>10408106

>i am perfectly fine if I don't have alcohol in my house
>told grandparents and family that I dont need any booze anymore
>every time I come to visit or they visit me I get like 3-5 bottles of wine
>"wine is actually healthy." - my old man
>liver actually fucking hurts

[Anonymous No.10414531]

>>10413084
>>10414515
Just got discharged, I left shortly after I read your post. So a little backstory, I'd been googling symptoms I had and everything pointed to ascities which is failure of the liver filling up your abdominal cavity. It feels more liquidy than usual in my abs so I figured that's what it was. I went and was 100% ready to quit drinking and then they put me in a quiet room off to the side cause I was a wreck. Blood test, urine test (they don't need these if you give blood, urine is literally to see if you're smoking crack or not) and all that business.

The prognosis : absolutely nothing is wrong with my liver, pancreas or kidneys. I am 'liquidy' in the abs because they're distended by gas and she told me to take some beano and lay off the liquor.

I thought she was going to tell me I had a month to live.. What does it mean.. All I wanted was to be off Mr. Bones Wild Ride, I wanted someone to tell me I was dying so this fucking nightmare could end.

God damnit. I just want out of this fucking bottle so god damn bad..

[Anonymous No.10414545]

>>10414531
so you're fine no problem then why do you worry!
you're probably going to live well for another forty years, plenty of time to get well again and get drunk again over and over. you need to feel like your living and a regular check up at the hospital is the thrill we all need from time to time. you'll do fine, relax

[Anonymous No.10414551]

>>10413763
she would start taking over the conversation and she would tell you how things work and why she was always right. shit she would turn into such a know-it-all, loud obnoxious bitch of a woman. you couldn't stand two seconds of it. we had fights that lasted hours and got to a point where all human dignity was gone. fuck I'm glad its over

[Anonymous No.10414559]

have such a horrendous phobia of disease that it's ruining my life. any hint of anything disease related and i throw up, then feel sick day and night for anything from hours to months. never used to be a problem, but since being surrounded by ill people while going through DTs years ago in hospital, i'm now terrified. DTs changed me. can't even watch horror movies or go within a mile of a rekt thread without practically screaming in terror and throwing up. think i'm traumatised for life after experiencing that level of fear, paranoia and desperation.

[Anonymous No.10414667]

>>10411984
i actually live in the bear bile harvesting capital of the world, quang ninh vietnam. didn't know it was supposed to help with livers. cool. i'ma go get some bear bile tmrw

the way they get it is pretty gnarly actually, they put like a maple syrup tap in the bear's bile duct and it just drips out

[Anonymous No.10414677]

>>10412322
tag yourself i'm 'forsaken by friends'

also since beginning to take a ginsing/b-complex supplement daily i've felt a lot better. i usually take it before work because it perks me up almost as much as coffee

[Anonymous No.10414690]

>>10414416
I keep dreaming I pissed myself or had a wet fart but never actually do.

[Anonymous No.10414695]

>>10413695
winging myself off super hard rn

[Anonymous No.10414701]

>>10413769
lad, listen to this.

[Anonymous No.10414813]

my bathtub is filled with vomit. Going to call my mom today to help me clean it up because it's a two person job. Lol

[Anonymous No.10415239]

>>10414813
better idea: kys

[Anonymous No.10415269]

>>10414416
This

[Anonymous No.10415296]

thinking about going to a prostitute to lose my virginity desu, if im drunk enough i reckon id be able to handle it
do you think one would be ok with me smelling a bit like alcohol

[Anonymous No.10415305]

>>10415296
Hahah yes they will be okay with it sweetie

[Anonymous No.10415322]

>>10415269
There is no greater embarrassment to the universe than a woman thinking herself abstract.

[Anonymous No.10415328]

>>10415296
sex when really drunk is a thirsty, tiring, hot, generally annoying experience. last two grils i fucked i barely enjoyed it because i was so exhausted from the drunkenness. next time i get laid it'll be with as small an amount of booze as possible, a hooker and 100mg of mdma. not letting alcohol ruin grils for me.

[Anonymous No.10415337]

>>10415322
>woman
that thing was as female as a penis.

[Anonymous No.10415340]

>>10415305
the fuck are those spikes on her palms

>hair over ears
>heart boob
very qt

[Anonymous No.10415347]

>>10413722
the physically damaging effects of alcohol?

[Anonymous No.10415461]

>>10415328
i wish i could abuse mandy as much as i do with alcohol desu

[Anonymous No.10415463]

>buy a bottle of coffee liqueur
>tell myself ill make it last
>drink it all in a day

every time

[Anonymous No.10415477]

>>10415461
yeah FUCK that. i once took like 4 grams over 4 days. just absolutely non-stop orgasms, then wanted to die for a week afterwards. worse than alcohol, worse than heroin, worse than diazepam. it's desperately bad, you could win the lottery and have a million gfs and still want to die.

[Anonymous No.10415486]

>>10414531
I’m glad you had it looked at anon. This is great news!

[Anonymous No.10415702]

hey guys, I have Ritalin 10mg, anyone got any experience with it?
I'm trying to learn differential equations asap

[Anonymous No.10415762]

>>10415702
10 mg seems like a low dose
Used to take adderall and fucking loved that shit
makes you feel rewarded for everything

[Anonymous No.10415794]

>>10415463
>>buy a bottle of coffee liqueur
>>tell myself ill make it last
>>drink it all in a day
>every time
Just did that with a 750 mL of whiskey. fuck

[Anonymous No.10415817]

>>10415762
well doc said I should try 10mg first to see how it goes, after that I could give him a call and ask him for directions
but if it doesn't give me any bad symptoms I'll try with 30mg (I have 30 pills so it's ok)
i asked him for piracetam but he said Ritalin is what he uses to study, also he's a neuropaediatrician with lots of recognition so I trust this guy

[Anonymous No.10415819]

>>10414531
There’s got to be somebody left who still cares ablut you, juat tête-à-tête to make their life better.

[Anonymous No.10415852]

Uh...Lads?
>I drank a 750 mL of 35% whiskey over about 6 hours
>Kinda blacked out at the end
>Fell asleep after and now is ~5 hrs later
I'm pretty confused. Surely I should have blacked out faster. I don't even feel drunk. Surely I should feel drunk still? Chest does kinda hurt though

[Anonymous No.10415873]

Is it too early in the day to be drinking?

[Anonymous No.10415897]

>>10415873
Yes. Think of it as preserving your alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10416163]

>>10411050
I really have to encourage you to stop drinking that stuff. You are absolutely destroying your organs drinking a kind of alcohol that isn't even going to get you properly drunk like ethanol would. Also listen to this guy >>10411073
It's a hardcore net loss and you are doing increased damage for no reason.

[Anonymous No.10416229]

>>10408273
You'll get used to it. The thing is I want to say this from experience, try to heavily limit the amount of hard liquor you buy or maybe even stop buying it for the house if you live completely alone.
My last handle alone in my apartment left me in such a state that I haven't bought liquor for the house in one year now and haven't looked back. I only drink liquor in restaurants now because they cost forces me to limit intake. I just drink hard seltzer and wine now.

[Anonymous No.10416241]

>>10408327
F

[Anonymous No.10416582]

I've teetotaled for a week now. I've paid better attention to keeping my house straight, I'm losing some weight from cutting alcohol calories, and I'm feeling better overall.

[Anonymous No.10416968]

>>10416582
yeah man, it's weird how "normal" you feel if you didn't drink the night before
feels like magic, also other drugs feel great when your body isn't full of toxins, your depression and anxiety feel waaaaaay weaker, coffee tastes and feels great, smoking, working out, eating, everything just feels normal,

[Anonymous No.10417172]

>being hungover and taking that giant, pungent shit after a night of whiskey drinking

Wew. Better than sex

[Anonymous No.10417584]

I really need to stop drinking alone.

[Anonymous No.10417634]

>>10417584
>going anywhere ever
Get a load of this celebrity

[Anonymous No.10417827]

Anyone blackout a lot. Woke up in my underwear outside two days ago.