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Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:35:05 2018 No.10405307 [Reply] [Original]

virgin eggcel vs CHAD EGGMAN

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:36:08 2018 No.10405308 HOW?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:37:50 2018 No.10405318 >>10405307 In reality it's his son, the future head eggman of the family.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:37:55 2018 No.10405319 Why do Indians and Pakistanis always stare straight at the camera with a blank expression?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:38:38 2018 No.10405324 Why are eggs so white?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:42:02 2018 No.10405340 >>10405319 Ever seen a bird protecting the eggs in its nest?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:45:12 2018 No.10405350 >>10405340 huh?

>>	Lardibums Thu Apr 5 10:47:58 2018 No.10405362 >>10405350 Lardibums

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:56:45 2018 No.10405398 >>10405319 >silently stand 5 ft in front of virgin with camera >focus directly on him >zoom in >hold the shot for an uncomfortably long time cameraman is the true virgin

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 15:38:28 2018 No.10406820

>>10405307
I was traveling in a train in India and we stopped at this small town station in middle of the night, got some "bread omelet" there and I swear it was one of the tastiest things I ever ate. I wasn't even hungry at that time. I tried to replicate but have never been able to get that flavor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 15:42:22 2018 No.10406841 >>10405308 you said it yourself bitch, we're the guardians of the egg fortress

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 16:02:40 2018 No.10406927 >>10406820 I bet that was an incredible experience, Anon (I mean travelling through India by train at night, not the bread omelette, although I'm sure that was dope too)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 16:06:45 2018 No.10406942 >>10406820 That was taste of shit on his fingers from curry shit he took before making you food. Truly Aryan cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 16:08:30 2018 No.10406953 >>10405307 Hi, I'm the guy who first asked how he can get our without breaking all the eggs. I regret it to this day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 16:08:59 2018 No.10406955 >>10406953 BASED

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 16:19:48 2018 No.10407010 This meme used to be low key, Spring Break is killing what used to be kind of fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 16:28:24 2018 No.10407045 >>10405307 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQPV_KtL4qU

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 16:30:07 2018 No.10407056 >>10405324 Because they're pure!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 18:50:11 2018 No.10407704 File: 571 KB, 1757x666, 1521065660774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 18:52:15 2018 No.10407719 >>10406820 In order to get that authentic flavor you need to wipe your ass with your hand after a messy hot shit and proceed to handle your ingredients without washing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 19:00:41 2018 No.10407763 >>10407704 Eggcelent

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 23:54:10 2018 No.10409018 >>10405307 Hasy anyone on /ck/ gotten drunk and made a shitty egg sandwich like this? I might do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 03:18:58 2018 No.10409605 MY NAME IS DOCTOR IVO RRRROBOTNIK

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