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food abortions

>> No.10404790

you on toast

>> No.10404795

>>10404750
What is that? Icing and bologna?

>> No.10404803

>>10404795
It's the Hurgin.

>> No.10404900

>>10404750
>Americans see a cake shape and assume you are supposed to engulf a 3 pound slice per person

>> No.10405194
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literally........an egg

>> No.10405472

>>10404795
mayo and mustard

>> No.10405483

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/dec/31/chinese-cannibalism-infant-flesh-outrages-world/

>> No.10405485

I actually really want to try Hurgin or at least a sandwich cake.
Can you whip air into the mayo so the texture's a bit easier to handle?

>> No.10405494

>>10405472
It's cream cheese you dolt

>> No.10405495

>>10404900
>engulf
speak english

>> No.10405722

>>10405194
they got out... but broke the eggs...

>> No.10405957

>>10404900
a large slice was cut out because it looks more presentable for the picture. a serving sized slice removed wouldn't look as good.

>> No.10405976

>>10405495
That is English, dumbo. Read the dictionary for once in your life.

>> No.10405994

>>10405472
That looks like cream cheese and squeez-e-cheese. With olives and crackers for decoration.

>> No.10406098

>>10404750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfhrMqTlL_w
German wurst salad.

>> No.10406248

>>10405494
>child molester

>> No.10406444

>>10406098
Now i feel nauseous

>> No.10406462

>>10404795
The Hurgin.

>> No.10406486
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>>10406098
>using instant mashed potatoes to basically make a slightly thickened butter soup

>> No.10406496
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>>10404750

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>>10406098

>> No.10406623

>>10406098
Reminder that this is staged "reality tv".

>> No.10406777

>>10404750
fancy ass hurgin

>> No.10406812
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>>10406496
I always like these darwin award pics.

>> No.10406837
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>>10406098

>> No.10406846

>>10405194
oh, anon... shhhhh....

>> No.10406864

>>10406098
Oh god, I am ashamed to be German now. That was just sickening.

>> No.10406964

>>10405472
Are you still a two-jar slave?

>> No.10407116

Anyone save that picture of the hurgin with a bear head pelt on it?

>> No.10407646

>>10405194
>middle schooler intellect

>> No.10407714

>>10405194
its not fertilized, so not an abortien check mate

>> No.10407743

>>10404795
>bologna
it's called mortadella

>> No.10409735
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>>10406098
>pours entire sugar bag in large bowl filled with store bought mayo

>> No.10409765
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>> No.10409784

>>10409774
I've taken diarrhea dumps that look exactly like that sauce. And what the fuck is that beverage, blue milk?

>> No.10409787

>>10409765
kek

>> No.10409788

>>10409778
>I have no soul but I must die

>> No.10409792
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>> No.10409805

>>10409784
green food coloring in everything because LOL SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!!!1! XD

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>> No.10409814

>>10406098
Thats a fake "real life docu" btw.
No matter how fat she is, she is acting off a script.
Still funny.

>> No.10409823
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>>10409812
do I see mayonnaise?

>> No.10409834

>>10409774
>I'll have the Porto John special with two glasses of your best pistachio ice cream melted please
Seriously what am I looking at here? Everything is dyed in a way that makes me think it's St. Patrick's day and it's obviously some kind of an Italian dish judging by by the pasta and garlic bread but honestly that looks like actual feces on a bed of noodles. It doesn't look like ragu, or a bolognese, or anything but a soft dookie

>> No.10409836

>>10409787
kek

>> No.10409839

>>10409834
kek

>> No.10409852
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>>10405495
holy shit retard read a book

>> No.10409855

>>10409834
If you want to make some food from scratch for a semi-special/proper sit-down occasion but don't want to go all out making a roast or a bird, a lot of people default to spaghetti and meatballs. Then you just add some gimmick if it's a holiday (maybe you press olives into the meatballs for halloween) and there you have it. Seems especially true for Martha Stewart magazine sorts of folk.

>> No.10409856

>>10409852
fuck off i read more on this website than i could in a year with some shitty book
suck my dick

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>> No.10409859

>>10409787
>>10409836
>>10409839
kek

>> No.10409868
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>>10409857

>> No.10409873

>>10409857
Beans on pizza is surprisingly tasty. Sometimes I like to do a Mexican-style pizza with refried beans.

>> No.10409876
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>>10409855
I see now it is in fact spaghetti and meatballs but just with shitloads of green food coloring still all of it looks awful like you'd think they would add a little in and go from there or take a little sauce out to adjust the color see it doesn't look right and scrap that plan or something but they probably just went around and squirted green into everything in sight. Can't get out how much that actually looks like someone made a plate of green pasta and squatted over it and just shit right on it hopefully they learned from it and got better

>> No.10409878

>>10409856
>takes a whole year to read one book

lmao at your life

>> No.10409881
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>> No.10409884

>>10409856
you suck a dick dumbshit not every book is a fucking picture book you schmuck

>> No.10409905
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The original is bad enough

>> No.10409907

>>10405976
>Etymology
>From French golfe, from Italian golfo, from Late Latin colfos, from Ancient Greek kόλπος (kólpos, “bosom, gulf”).

>> No.10409909

>>10406812
raw chicken isn't poison, you won't have anything from eating raw once in a while, outside of the fact it tastes really bad and is chewy-gooey

>> No.10409915

>>10409857
>free from "artificial colour" and "flavour"
I can believe that

>> No.10409919

>>10409907
>words have ethymology!
when did you drop school and education? Kindergarten?

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>>10409778
>meat clown
Just the name alone is terrifying

>> No.10409927
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>>10409919
>ethymology
Retard.

>> No.10409937

>>10409781
That's just a bad photo.
Meat, vegetables and eggs in aspic is usually very tasty.

>> No.10410043

>>10404900
maybe a few people each had a small slice

>> No.10410046

>>10405472
mayo is nasty but mustard in small ammounts in good

>> No.10410059

>>10406812
you are a newfaf
pic is chicken sashimi from japan, not med rare tendies

>> No.10410102

>>10409778
It's a GESICHTSMORTADELLA.

>> No.10410133

>>10405485
I love all the ingredients in a Hurgin but I don't know if I could do much more than a small bite.

>> No.10411705

>>10406623
Germany perfected reality tv. Americans just cheaply copied it. Like the space rockets.

>> No.10411812

>>10405194
More like eating a period.

>> No.10411869

>>10405194
b-but... the... eggs...

>> No.10411882
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>>10406098
W O A H M A M A

>> No.10411890

>>10409792
>An ancient evil has awoken

>> No.10411901

>>10409778
these always creep me out, especially if they have happy animals on the there

>> No.10411920

>>10409923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E
I wonder if this video managed to turn anyone vegan

>> No.10411925

>>10409774
Shamrock Shake almost makes up for that near-literal pile of shit.

>> No.10411936

>>10409937
>in jelly

>> No.10411951

>>10409905
Whats wrong with Egg Nog?

>> No.10411974

>>10411951
The Egg and its Nog.

>> No.10412022

>>10411951
It's basically half-made batter. Milk and raw eggs, but no flour.

>> No.10412064

>>10409857
You absolute pleb. I had this once at my my m8s hous when I was ten and it was delicious. It's carb city, but not something you do often.

>> No.10412069

>>10409876
What...what am I seeing here? Is that wax? Oven fungus?

>> No.10412089

>>10412069
A pizza baked on a bare rack. The dough and cheese melted and fell through the rack.

>> No.10412139

>>10412069
Looks like a plastic tray melted under the pizza.

>> No.10412145

>>10412089
Dough and cheese isn't blue lol, it was baked on something that shouldn't have gone into an oven

>> No.10412161

>>10412145
>>10412139
Serves me right for not looking closely at the pic. Yeah, there must have been a plastic tray involved there.

But there is another similar pic without the plastic, which I assumed this one was.

>> No.10412214

>>10405194
Fukkin delicious too.

>> No.10412254

>>10412022
Who cares what it is? It's delicious and that's what matters.

>> No.10412265

>>10411936
despite the american urban legend, gelatin used in aspic isn't jello

>> No.10412267

>>10406496
>"veges"

It kills me slightly more every time I read it.

>> No.10412272

>>10406098
i bet she is not allowed in the halal section of the supermarket

>> No.10412273

>>10409927
>typo hunting
admitting defeat already

>> No.10412337

>>10411920
absolutely fucking disgusting
i'd rather stuff myself with mcdonalds

>> No.10412342

>>10412337
If you make stews or stocks from scratch, it doesn't look that bad. The worst part of it is just that the chicken is going to be overcooked and dry.

>> No.10412357

>>10409881
Why would someone do this?

>> No.10412376

>>10412357
It was a Japanese website who did the same thing with bacon before. I dunno if they were paid by Burger King to do it for publicity or if they were just trying to get publicity for themselves, but nobody actually did it because they really wanted it.

>> No.10412379

>>10412357
xD like, subscribe and follow me on insta

>> No.10412418
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>>10405976
It's English but it's a very strange, and poor, choice of word.

>>10406964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw

>> No.10412422

>>10409857
Im thinking about those beans

>> No.10412425
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>>10412418

>> No.10412436

>>10412418
>not crab centipede

>> No.10412539

>>10409812
like squeezing an ingrown hair

>> No.10412569

>>10409778
bet that tastes funny

>> No.10412594

>>10409778
Imagine buying that to make your child her sandwiches, then showing that four-year old the person at the deli-counter slicing the face off the clown over and over.

>> No.10412730

>>10412569

i laughed like a hyena at that

>> No.10412970
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>>10412422

>> No.10413036

>>10412970
k

>> No.10413064

>>10412970
Damn

>> No.10413083
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the word op was looking for was "Abomination"
pic not related it's dark roast and light roast peanut paste

>> No.10413116

>>10412970
fuck you

>> No.10413312
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>>10412970

>> No.10413316

>>10404750
that would be fucking yum if that is mayonaise

>> No.10413318

>>10413312
I hope immunity dog is safe to download to my computer

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>>10413318

>immunitydog.jpg
>Dimensions: 500x860
>File size: 25.4 MB

>> No.10413419
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Is this relevant?

>> No.10413424
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Everything is better in jello.

>> No.10413450

>>10405194
how?

>> No.10413552

>>10412970
>youre

>> No.10413567

>>10410102
Kek

>> No.10413628

>>10412970
fuck u

>> No.10413649

>>10409859
huh?
>>10409836
huh?
>>10409787
huh?
>>10409765
huh?

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>>10409792

>> No.10413684

>>10413419
What the fuck

>> No.10413712 [DELETED] 

>>10406486
Worse, liquid margarine for frying and mixed with a pound of sugar.

>> No.10413719

>>10406486
>>10409735
Worse, that‘s liquid margarine for frying.

>> No.10413827

>>10407743
no, mortadella has bits of delicious fat interspersed. bologna is a giant shitty tasting hot dog that only old people eat.

>> No.10413923
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>>10412425

>> No.10413952

>>10412970
fuck you

>> No.10413963
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>>10413923

>> No.10413965

>>10412022
You can make it with cooked eggs and it's just as good. I suspect the stuff like the original pic isn't even made with real eggs at all though. Evan Williams is bottom shelf toilet water.

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>>10409792
>>10413963

>> No.10414141

>>10406496
If you wanna live dangerous medium-rare/medium chicken breast is pretty tasty.

>> No.10414151

>>10409857
Ehhhhh I dunno, doesn't sound half bad actually.

>> No.10414203

>>10409778
>>10412594

used to love this as a kid in Australia. it's the only way my mum got me to eat my school lunches

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>>10412970

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>>10414584
/ck/ graffiti!

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>>10412970

>> No.10414756

>>10406098
does someone have a source for this wemb where a fat woman cooks lasagna with chocolate on top? i strongly believe it's from the same "reality" show

>> No.10414762

>>10413963
>skipping leg day

>> No.10414771

>>10414141
no it's not

>> No.10414805

>>10412064
My mum used to get them, they were shit.

>> No.10416149

>>10412970
Topkek

>> No.10416314

>>10406864
You are LITERALLY this wurstbeast. How have you not killed yourself?

>> No.10416322

>>10409857
Doesn't SOUND bad, but I'm not eating one I didn't make myself.

>> No.10416329

>>10412970
Sleep tight, mommer.

>> No.10416340

>>10412970
Oy

>> No.10416353

>>10405495

I can't even imagine being told about my own language by foreigners

https://www.google.com/search?q=engulf&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b

>oh wait, it isn|t really your own language after all lmao

>> No.10416614

>>10412357
For fun. It's a humor website

>> No.10416656

>>10413923
Damn, that must feel so good

>> No.10416736

>>10412970
9gag tier meme

>> No.10416914

>>10412970
fuck u

>> No.10417017

>>10412970
fuck!

>> No.10417049

>>10409905
It's too heavy to enjoy any time else but the holidays, but I like egg nog. And Evan Williams. I've had this and it's not bad.

>> No.10417063

>>10409881
You have to eat all the slices before you may pass the Cheese King.

>> No.10417083

>>10409905
liquorfag here. This is the #1 egg nog. People fucking kill over this shit. I'll sell 25 cases in december. Shit is actutally not that bad my gaijin friend.

>> No.10417764

>>10412970
no u

>> No.10417856

>>10412970
Dayum

>> No.10418025

>>10409765
I wanna try this one time
>electrolyted penne

>> No.10418105

>>10412970
Wow

>> No.10419295

>>10412970
YOUR mother will die in her sleep while your father rapes you

>> No.10419408

>>10412970
not cool

>> No.10419429

>>10409857
This looks like drunk paradise

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>> No.10419451

>>10413419
if my wife shits as shes giving birth we are done.

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>>10413963

>> No.10419737

>>10412970
die

>> No.10420352

>>10409765
ew, penne

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>>10419615

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>>10419437

>> No.10420379
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>>10420374

>> No.10420387

>>10404900
Or multiple people each had a slice.

>> No.10420388

>>10406098
I know Dome is a character and it's all scripted, but the actress is still a fat slob so I don't know what this is really meant to make fun of.

>> No.10420391

>>10420379
How long is long chicken?

>> No.10420537

>>10412970
dammit this is funny

>> No.10420601

>>10405495
Stupid twat.

>> No.10420658

>>10419451
might as well get those papers ready right now anon..

>> No.10420665

>>10413719
im sorry what
can you say that again

>> No.10420680

>>10412569
CARLOS!

>> No.10420685

>>10411812
you eat eggs but you won't eat my pussy when I'm on my period
hypocrite

>> No.10420688

>>10419555
SOPPA DE TRASHCAN
UMA DELICIA

>> No.10420718

>>10419451
it's literally supposed to happen tho

>> No.10420724

>>10420685
Post feet.

>> No.10420737

>>10406098
>fleischwurst
is that falukorv? if so it already is pretty bad and she somehow made it worse

>> No.10421006

>>10412970
bad meme

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>>10413963

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>>10420724

>> No.10421050

>>10419555
not gone lie, that looks like mom dashayas sunday fish am special stew. looks good imo

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>>10421021

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>>10421042

>> No.10421126

>>10412970
fuk u

>> No.10421152

>>10412970
K

>> No.10421189

>>10409823
I would hope so. Just a little mayo mixed with ketchup and mustard is the perfect hot dog condiment.

>> No.10421322

>>10420379
>leg on the ground
he's gonna be okay, r-right guys?

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I have a rather large foodgore folder

>> No.10421342

>>10404900
OBSESSED

>> No.10421525

>>10421325
WHY

>> No.10421583

>>10421325
I dont think the cookies are supposed to be put on the pizza

>> No.10421622

>>10420370
Forgot about achewood

>> No.10421628

>>10419437
AvE does a pretty good teardown of this

https://youtu.be/ydwaz2oPWY0

>> No.10421861
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10421861

>>10421583
is pasta meant to be on pizza?

>> No.10421888

>>10419437
EGG DILDOS

>> No.10421919

>>10421628
Is this what a Maine accent sounds like?

>> No.10421934
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10421934

>>10406098
why are Germans so fat?

>> No.10422346

>>10421861
welp, pasta goes well with tomatoes, cheese and meat, so why not

>> No.10422366

>>10421934
there's a reason they immigrated to the US

>> No.10422373

>>10406098
mein gott...

>> No.10422387

>>10414756
That was a pizza:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfmyHWDNjeM

>> No.10422389

>>10422366
they took hamburger with them and fatted the US. it's all their fault.

>> No.10422403

>>10412970
fugg

>> No.10422442

>>10409792
lewd

>> No.10422497

>>10421934
I never really heard about germans being fat but it turns out they are ranked #12 in the world for obesity.

>> No.10422687

>>10412970

fuck you

>> No.10422714
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10422714

>>10412569

>> No.10422720

>>10412970

ok

>> No.10422753

>>10412970
die.

>> No.10422933

>>10420665
This shit:
https://www.amazon.com/Margarine-Masterchef-Liquid-Gallon-case/dp/B00B04C6DO
https://www.palsgaard.com/products/margarine/frying-margarine/liquid-margarine/
https://www.amazon.com/Conagra-Bonnet-Liquid-Margarine-Gallon/dp/B00B04BBB2

>> No.10423113

>>10422387
>Right Now - Korn playing in the background
I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU

>> No.10423136

>>10412970
lol

>> No.10423154

>>10421934
Wurst salad

>> No.10423214

>>10421934
Our cusine is quite heavy on fat and carbs, due it being largely cusine for the common man to survive winters.

>> No.10423251
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10423251

>> No.10423314

>>10423251
>nyquil penne
comfy

>> No.10423960

>>10412970
stop

>> No.10424068

>>10412970
Can't believe I have to give you a (You)

>> No.10424231

>>10409765
The only off putting thing about this is that he's using disgusting powerade.

>> No.10424239

>>10422497
#12, only? They are doing REALLY good then, because the percent exponentially decreases the further away you get from the top 3. Your point was... what?

>> No.10424406

>>10423314
Oh my.... god you are right. "eat as much as you can stay awake for". sweet, heh.

>> No.10424452
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10424452

>>10404750
Posting some classics:
>Marie's Italian Tomato Sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2lWuoMV3I
>Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
>Garbage Stew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrFYRNtD2I
>Church Chili
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0

>> No.10424524

>>10412970
Come on

>> No.10424554

>>10412970
FUCKER

>> No.10424600

>>10419437
Eggs Bendydick

>> No.10424675
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10424675

>>10412418

>> No.10424704

>>10412970
Oh no

>> No.10424733

>>10404750
For me, it's the McChicken

>> No.10424740

>>10412970
(you)

>> No.10424741
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10424741

>>10424452
>Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad
fuuuck every time

>> No.10424756

>>10423251
delete this

>> No.10424844

>>10412970
>

>> No.10424924

>>10419437
Egg L O G

>> No.10425002

>>10412970
x

>> No.10425012

>>10421919
nah, that's a Newfoundlander, I'm pretty sure

>> No.10425018

>>10405976
Who the fuck sits around reading the dictionary?

>> No.10425019

>>10425012
Nah
I know Newf
That ain't it.

Not enough "some" in dere b'y

>> No.10425024

>>10425019
Well, it's gotta be some kinda Canadian, with all them oots and aboots

>> No.10425031

>>10425024
That's why I said Maine
Near enough Canadian.
The "warsh" is distinctly northern United States. No Canadian says "warsh".
It's Maine, I betya

BTW if you meet any Newfs on your travels, fucking by them a drink. They're 10/10 buds. Great people. Fucking friendly as all get out

>> No.10425035

>>10425031
I never met one

Anyhow, I went to the about on his channel, tried to figure it out. Only thing it says is Location: Canada.

Some kinda Canadian though I never heard one speak quite like that.

>> No.10425058

>>10420352
>>10418025
>penne
That's fucking rotini.

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10425073

>>10420370
this one always made me laugh

>> No.10425076

>>10421067
thanks for doing this I guess? You shou

>> No.10425082
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10425082

>>10420374

>> No.10425339

>>10425058
STFU

>> No.10425348

>>10421622
>>10425073
Achewood is the only webcomic I've read from start to finish.
I think the creator is making some kind of hipster artisanal soda in Portland now.

>> No.10425365

>>10424452
>Church chili
Is this the one he entered into a casual just-for-fun competition full of children and then got super salty about when he didn't win?

>> No.10425371

>>10425082
>replying with a considerably less funny or interesting version of the same joke.
Why?

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10425373

>>10412970

>> No.10426615

>>10409771
>manos_thehandsoffat.jpg
You had your chance, good sir.

>> No.10426635

>>10409778
They should put the faces of famous whores in these and sell them as a novelty fleshlight. I would totally fuck the Sasha Grey edition.

>> No.10426777

>>10412970
Here is your reply happy now.

>> No.10427251

>>10419437
>Cower mortals! I HAVE ARISEN!!!!

>> No.10427603

>>10414762
top kekked irl

>> No.10427604

>>10406864
Stop crying ur bread is the best

>> No.10427642

>>10412970
beans

>> No.10427718

>>10412970
Huh?

>> No.10427727

>>10404803

You're too pure. Get out while you still can.

>> No.10427739

>>10419437
reminds me of the snake firecrackers

>> No.10427747

>>10421861
put another pizza on top but upside down for a pizza pasta sandwich

>> No.10427920

>>10425031
warsh is more Appalachian.

>> No.10427973

>>10412970
reply

>> No.10428488

>>10409792
>>10413968
>>10413963
>>10419615
>>10421021
"Good evening, Mr. Lovecraft! Table for one, right? Right this way!"

>> No.10428504
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>>10409881

>> No.10428516
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10428516

>>10409881
>>10428504

>> No.10428523

>>10428504
>>10409881
how can he live a normal life after this?

>> No.10428621

>>10412273

Just report him

>> No.10428630

>>10428523
He can't, you can see it in the expression on his face. He is a broken man now, forever changed by that cheese.

>> No.10428663

>>10428621
assblasted as fuck

>> No.10428683

>>10405194
eggiwegs, yum!

>> No.10428745

>>10412970
fuck off

>> No.10428757

>>10424452
My hatred for this man knows no bounds

>> No.10428830

>>10414141
fucking disgusting. raw chicken/pork has the texture of slime

>> No.10429032

>>10412970
i have

>> No.10429192

>>10412970
fuck

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>>10412970

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>> No.10429509

>>10409857
Worked better than this anyway
https://youtu.be/7U0esk9F1zU

>> No.10429520

>>10412970
kys

>> No.10429521

>>10412970
Fuck U assclown

>> No.10429536

>>10419451
all of them do

>> No.10429596

>>10409881
What an absolute unit.

>> No.10429657

>>10406496
>Cooked a really thick chicken breast
>Forgot to cut it open to see if it cooked all the way through
>It didn't
>One day of intense diarrhea after one bite

I wonder how this bitch fared.

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10429710

>>10409905
I've had worse. In Mozambique I drank gin out of a repurposed plastic water bottle with a home made label on it and in South Africa, mampoer is basically varnish stripper.

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>> No.10429778

>>10412970
uhh

>> No.10429875

>>10423251
Beets are amazing for coloring any food red.

>> No.10429902

>>10406812
It's not real i had found the real page awhile back she admitted it was just a joke.

>> No.10429925

>>10429875
And making your shit purple.

>> No.10429955

>>10412970
faggot

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>>10421325
This is what did it in for me back in 2011.

>> No.10430035

>>10406098
the absolute state of germanistan

>> No.10430139

>>10412970
fag

>> No.10430207

>>10412970
here's your (you), you son of a bitch

>> No.10430352

>>10412970
cunt

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10430371

>>10409771
That reminds me of this

>> No.10430374
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10430374

>>10430371
They're sausages.

>> No.10430382

>>10429657
That seems pretty unlikely to really have happened.
I'm certainly not calling a stranger on 4chan a liar but you must have had some very bad luck.

>> No.10430383
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10430383

>>10412569
you're so original!

>> No.10430413

>>10404790
underrated post

>> No.10430428

>>10430374
Is he going to make finger sandwiches?

>> No.10430435

>>10413322
I miss hiding .rar in .jpg.

>> No.10430451

>>10421322
He's got more.

>> No.10430473

>>10405483
chinks truly are soulless creatures

>> No.10430611

>>10421021
>>10421067
sleep tight porker

>> No.10430834

>>10409778
>shadligs

>> No.10430910

do any of you happen to have a link of that one fat fuck making some kind of jello out of whipped cream, cheddar cheese, and bell peppers?
ive been looking for it for a while but i cant remember what its called

>> No.10430992

>>10409857
my favorite pizza toppings are grilled chicken with black beans, artichoke hearts and salsa rojo.

>> No.10431021

>>10430992
mine is mozarella with tomato and fresh basil...

>> No.10432217

>>10422933
....I think you broke me. My ears started ringing and I can't feel my emotions.

>> No.10432382

>>10430383
What's that bullshit on the bottom?

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10432498

>>10420658
>>10420718
>>10429536
Television has shown us so little.