I miss you mom :(

[Anonymous No.10403659]

>Tonight is the night you go to war
>Not sure if you come back
>Mom wants to make sure the last family diner is one you can remember fondly
>"Anon, what is the dish you want me to cook for you before you go?"

Well, anon?

[Anonymous No.10403662]

pork chops and hash browns. thanks mom, I love you

[Anonymous No.10403668]

stepmoms pussyjuice, lapped up straight from the source.

[Anonymous No.10403687]

>>10403659
For me it's the McChicken the best fast food sandwich

[Anonymous No.10403758]

>>10403659
I want mom's green apple pie and that's it.

[Anonymous No.10403841]

My mother's apple crisp and some matyr paneer she makes with puri. She's an Indian who married a white guy.

[Anonymous No.10403873]

She's already dead. I wish I could remember the last thing she cooked for me. I can tell you the time frame, but not the meal.

God, how depressing.

[Anonymous No.10403900]

>>10403873
Aw shit son, that's sad.

[Anonymous No.10403911]

>>10403659
tres golpes

[Anonymous No.10403919]

That Stroganoff she made a few nights ago.

[Anonymous No.10404058]

>>10403919
>tfw my mom made stroganoff for dinner tonight

i've been farting all evening but i enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.10404138]

Squash soup and if dad can cook, jalapeno mac n cheese

[Anonymous No.10404171]

>go to war
For what? I will trade the lives of 100 people in this country if it extends the life of my pet by one month.

[Anonymous No.10404277]

>>10403873
Jesus, I'm so sorry for your loss mate
Smell is the best reminder, hope you come across it eventually

[Anonymous No.10404278]

My mom is pretty poor in the dinner department but I tell you she kills some breakfast foods. Fuck it, if I'm gonna die then I'm gonna eat.

I'll have 2 stuffed french toast "sandwiches" (french toast as the bread, stuffed with sweetened cream cheese and fresh berries) along with a big cup of coffee, a big cup of milk, some biscuits with homemade sausage gravy and a pound of extra crispy bacon

pic related but I made these

[Anonymous No.10404283]

>>10403659
Sketty Os on Eggos

[Anonymous No.10404298]

>>10403873
>>10403659
I, for one, am glad they are dead so that we can read the touching responses to these posts.

[Anonymous No.10404359]

>>10403873
same

[Anonymous No.10404393]

>>10403659
I want some tendies with extra sweet sauce! And some soy chocolate milk! Weeeee!

[Anonymous No.10404397]

>>10403687
Tpbp

[Anonymous No.10404398]

>>10404397
haha memes xp

[Anonymous No.10404426]

>>10403659
I haven’t spoken to my family in over 18 years. Pretty sure some of them have died. Honestly couldn’t fucking care less.

I’m not trying to sound like a heartless asshole. All you faggots who genuinely love your families, or think “waa my family wants me to do stuff I don’t want to do because I’m lazy and want to play video games in the basement while they feed me tendies” should remember that some of us live happier lives without our families in it, and should be thankful for what you have. Except the NEETs, who should kill themselves to save their families the burden of taking care of humans that aren’t worth the air they breathe.

[Anonymous No.10404433]

>>10404426
>waaah I came from a broken home
see a psych

[Anonymous No.10404607]

>>10404426
I feel ya on one point, some people really do live better without their families in their lives altogether.
I live better alone but that doesn't mean I have to stop seeing my family for family lunches

One of my family members though basically told his parents to fuck off and haven't seen them in decades, he's much better off this way

[Anonymous No.10404642]

>>10404426
Did you come out as a faggot or marry a nigger?

[Anonymous No.10404646]

her pot roast and homemade biscuits and stuffing
family recipe whoopie pies for dinner

[Anonymous No.10404650]

>>10404646
>*dessert

[Anonymous No.10404668]

>>10403659
My mom cant cook, my dad does though. There's one comfort food meal he used to make us when he was in a hurry that I still eat to this day. Its called RMT, which stands for rice-meat-tomato. You basically just combine a pound of hamburger (with the fat poured off after cooking) with a cup of rice, a can of Campbell tomato soup, and two can-fulls of water (along with salt and pepper to taste).

The result is a dish which, with a little work, can be made into anything. Want italian? Add garlic, a little oil, and parm. Want mexican? Throw in beans, onion, and cumin. Want continental? Add paprika and a bit of nutmeg and you have a bastard goulash that would make the Hungarians furious.

It also serves well on its own, with a family favorite being to eat it with sweet corn or sugar-snap peas.

That is my last meal.

[Anonymous No.10404742]

>>10404650
>not having whoopie pie for dinner

[Anonymous No.10404782]

>>10403659
Swiss steak, mashed potatoes, lots of gravy, steamed broccoli and since I'm probably going to die, mac n cheese and if we're going for everything strawberry roll cake.

I'll never see combat, unless it's the end of days; I'll legally blind.

[Anonymous No.10404794]

get her to make you something that gives you explosive diarrhea so the army won't want you

[Anonymous No.10406021]

>>10404794
Thanks Ted. I'll keep that in mind.

[Anonymous No.10406030]

Roast chicken, veg, gravy and those roast potatoes you make that are crunchy on the outside but fluffy inside
no one else can make roast potatoes as well as you can mum x

[Anonymous No.10406044]

>>10403659
Get ready to kill some chinks lads

[Anonymous No.10406081]

>>10406044
I'm with you, Commander.

[Anonymous No.10406120]

>>10404426
Yeah, I see your point. They're probably much happier without a bitter asshole like you dragging them down.

[Anonymous No.10406131]

>>10403659
If we're being realistic it'd be a lunchable with a side of yelling, screaming, and running at me with a knife.

[Anonymous No.10406135]

>>10406044
My country has a long tradition of killing Asians.
From Japan to Afghanistan and Vietnam in the middle.
Where do I sign up?

[Anonymous No.10406139]

>>10403659
Spaghetti

[Anonymous No.10406607]

>>10403668
cancer tier shitpost. consider suicide

[Anonymous No.10406764]

>>10403659
My mom never really cooked much

Ill just get some dinner with her

[Anonymous No.10406774]

looks like I'll be cashing out the GBPbank...
all the tendies you got

[Anonymous No.10406794]

My mother can't cook for shit. I'd rather have a sharp mind but have a few stiff drinks and a couple of my favorite beers, and doctor a pre-made pizza because everyone has forgotten how to make good pizza these days and I can't be arsed to make dough on my last day.

So we're getting just slightly toasted, eating pre-made pizza's that I've fixed, drinking decent liquor, and watching comedy and cheesy horror movies laughing and reminiscing. Maybe we'll have some nachos while watching JasonX.

[Anonymous No.10406845]

>>10403659
People who come to /ck/ don't have mothers who can cook, OP.

Regardless, salmon.

[Anonymous No.10406861]

>>10403659
My mother is awful at cooking, but my dad's homemade spaghetti was the best.
He also made me really good oatmeal.
And horseradish chile sauce.
And this thing that's basically just a tortilla with butter on it and cinnamon sugar dusted over the butter.

[Anonymous No.10406870]

IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME

[Anonymous No.10406872]

>tfw father was diagnosed with ALS and within 6 months lost 100 pounds and couldn't lift his arms
>I was always the only good child, I'm an engineer vs. my sister being a welfare queen mom of 3, and my brother a heroine addict
>last thing he tells me is that he's proud of what I've become and he asks me to take care of the family
It's been years and I still remember it clearly. I feel terrible because my life went pretty downhill after that and I feel like I disappointed him.

[Anonymous No.10406878]

>>10403873
I'm sorry anon :(

[Anonymous No.10406883]

>>10404433
>>10406120
Based

[Anonymous No.10406895]

>>10406870
I aint no millionaire's son

[Anonymous No.10406917]

Fried chicken, gravy, mashed potatoes, and grilled asparagus. Also, I'll do the prep work.

[Anonymous No.10406924]

>>10403659
My mom can't cook for shit.

[Anonymous No.10406926]

>>10403659
t. hohol

[Anonymous No.10406979]

>>10403659
If I ever saw her again, it would be too soon. Fuck that scummy, alcoholic bitch. Living with her was a mistake. I should have listened to Dad.
I've been in the hospital with a realistic expectation of dying before and did not call her.

[Anonymous No.10406995]

>>10403668

[Anonymous No.10407000]

>>10406995
>baijiu
>granny panties

[Anonymous No.10407488]

>>10406995
>>10407000
Yuka Kuramochi is a national treasure

>>10406979
>>10406872
This thread brought so much feels to the table

[Anonymous No.10407502]

>>10403659
Polish sausage sandwiches, or Salmon patties w/ a side of green peas, and mac and cheese...

[Anonymous No.10407503]

>>10404298
based psycho

[Anonymous No.10407554]

>>10403659
With my mom: I'd want galbi. Little short rib style over charcoal. That cuttlefish thing that's brown, sweet, and sticky. I'd like a salad too.

With my oma: I remember her beef stew first and foremost. Her rouladen, and sauerbraten strike me as something that took a lot of effort for something nice to eat.

If it we're just me, I'd do something simple that I had some experience doing. I'd feel good that I did something correctly before I'm gone.

[Anonymous No.10408416]

>>10403668
>stepmom

[Anonymous No.10409030]

My mom is dead but if she could make me shepard's pie that'd be nice. There's something nice about seeing her so delighted with the finished product.

She was a lovely cook before she got ill.

[Anonymous No.10409034]

>>10403659

Oxtail in peanut butter sauce with rice and bagoong

[Anonymous No.10409041]

>>10403873
pic related
>>10404426
You fucking retard go check on them before it's too late. Had a far cousin who didn't see his own mother for more than 20 years. When she finally passed away he realized it was too late and since then he's broken.
Or maybe you're white trash from a scum family. Either way you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.10409055]

>>10404668
Do you cook the rice before adding?

[Anonymous No.10409056]

>>10403659

Steak, mushrooms, french fries, bearnaise and a lager.

[Anonymous No.10409163]

Perogies, cabbage rolls, nelesnika.

[Anonymous No.10409395]

>>10403659
PEROGIES WITH BACON AND SWEET ONIONS FRIED NIGGA

[Anonymous No.10409411]

>>10403659
My mom's grilled ribs. Her sauce is so delicious but I'll never know the recipe because "I just make it on feeling, anon".

[Anonymous No.10410256]

>>10406995
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

[Anonymous No.10410385]

>>10409411
Watch her make it then, dumdum.

[Anonymous No.10410387]

>>10403659
My sisters brothers cum

[Anonymous No.10410410]

>>10404782
>I'll never see combat
>I'm legally blind

Holy pun, batman

[Anonymous No.10410416]

>tfw the next time your family sees you, you are shipped back from overseas in a box and are a mangled mess

[Anonymous No.10410425]

Beef ricearoni.

Too bad she's dead. This thread just reminded me, before she passed a few years ago I made a big deal about making her a meal before she went back to the hospital foe the last time. She was on chemo so she didn't have much of an appetite but she ate all of it. Now I can't even remember what I cooked..

[Anonymous No.10410463]

>>10403668

[Anonymous No.10410486]

>>10403659
Chicken soup with green onion on top
fried meat
spring roll, phở
Thanks for the meal

[Anonymous No.10410661]

>>10410425
Fuck, anon, I'm sorry...

[Gato No.10411374]

>>10403659
my mom was allways bad at cooking
so i guess a mcdonalds , BK , wendys , subway whatever with her.

But i have a choice it would be "lomo a la riojana" from an old family restaurant i went once

[Anonymous No.10411470]

>>10410425
you must be a bad son :/

[Anonymous No.10411474]

It would have to be my Dad's marinated Flank steaks. I never asked him and I haven't been able to duplicate it. I know it had lime, lemon, orange, salt, pepper and ??

[Anonymous No.10411688]

>>10403659
For me, it's the McChicken

[Anonymous No.10411715]

>>10403873
Same, anon.

[Anonymous No.10411798]

>>10411474
Probably cilantro and some oil since that makes carne asada. I've made it before and as it grills direct it smells exactly like a legit mex taco stand. So fucking good.

[Anonymous No.10411801]

>>10403659
I would say badhairday chicken (it's basically chicken (it can be shredded, in strips, in any way really) a tomato and cheese (with other things that Idk) sauce and potatoes (that can be fried or baked).
But her face when it's done and the nostalgia I always feel when I visit her would be enough.

[Anonymous No.10412057]

I ate some fried rice and breaded chicken before leaving a few days ago. About to head to deployment now
Wish I could just be a neet

[Anonymous No.10412070]

>>10412057
At least you have the comfort of knowing you are serving our masters well.

[Anonymous No.10412079]

>>10412070
I hate our kike masters for sending us to unresolvable conflicts to the middle east. cant wait to get out

[Anonymous No.10413706]

>>10406995

[Anonymous No.10413797]

>>10403659

Mom's greasy hamburgers, her beef stew made with commodity ingredients, her fried bread. God, the chicken and dumplings. And the biscuits. She could throw together homemade biscuits in nothing flat and nothing has ever compared. We'd have them almost every morning growing up. Buttermilk biscuits with bacon grease smeared on top before cooking. She's been gone for about 7 years now. But some things will never be as good again because they can't be hers.

[Anonymous No.10413804]

>>10403659
Ill bring out my beaner side with,
Carnitas on flour tortillas with pico de gallo, paired with rice and beans.

[Anonymous No.10414154]

>>10403659
SLOPPY
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES

[Anonymous No.10414159]

>>10403659
my mom died of brain cancer when I was 15 it broke me

-ryan

[Anonymous No.10414168]

>>10403659
Stew meat and mashed potatoes or split pea soup. Ill miss you, mom, let my nieces and nephews hold my instruments til I'm back

[Anonymous No.10414248]

>>10403659
Order pizza or Chinese food. Mom doesn't cook for shit. Her "gravy" at Thanksgiving and Xmas is nothing but Campbell's cream of chicken soup with a bit of chicken stock to thin it out. Also, when I was a kid she'd throw a roast in her crock pot to cook all day. She wouldn't both browning the meat and she'd cover the roast in cream of mushroom soup. The roast would come out gray and looking like it was covered in cum.

I love her anyway. Although it's kind of her fault that she's a Prozac-riddled suburban mess.

[Anonymous No.10415384]

>>10403659
Literally happened to me except she's the one who left me when i was out in the sea, worst thing i only ate a bit of her last cooking since i thought it was pretty bad like almost all her food was.

Wished i had eaten the whole sour chicken.

[Anonymous No.10415446]

>>10414248
You seem really disrespectful of your mother, calling her a prozac riddled mess and that it's her fault. WTF listen to yourself.

[Anonymous No.10415560]

>>10415446
>WTF listen to yourself.
I dunno, it does sound like his mom's a sloppy bitch.
Sorry his parents didn't beat him so blind that he starts conditionally vomiting and pissing himself when he thinks "no-no thoughts" about mommy and daddy.

[Anonymous No.10415578]

>>10415446
Respect is something to be earned, not something that is automatically given out. I clearly haven't met anon's mother, but it's entirely possible that the "prozac riddled mess" is entirely accurate.

[Anonymous No.10416806]

>>10407554
:(

[Anonymous No.10416842]

>>10403659
>Thread mentions parents
>90% of thread is screeching children that should have been hit harder.

[Anonymous No.10417142]

>>10403659
Liver and onions, Crowder peas, rice with liver gravy.

[Anonymous No.10417147]

>>10417142
crowder peas? liver gravy?

[Anonymous No.10417225]

>>10417147
Yep, she puts up sugar crowders every year, from the farmers market or a local farmer, way better than shit you can buy in the store. When she makes liver she pan fries it, adds onions until they sear and caramelized it, then makes gravy and simmers the liver in it for a bit. If I'm honest She never cooked a bad meal when I was a kid, the only home cook that I know of that was better was my grandma. She got up and started cooking at 5am , and didnt stop until 5 pm.

[Anonymous No.10417235]

>>10417225
I mean, it sounds amazing, but I've never heard of crowders before, and liver is so touchy that making a gravy seems iffy. Would be great to snatch a write-up of her technique.

[Anonymous No.10417270]

>>10417235
I'm going to do a cookbook of the recipes I have. I have a cedar chest full of family recipes, ill post it here if anyone actually cares for real southern food. I was very spoiled foodwise growing up, three generations of women that were amazing cooks and a black nanny that cooked with them. I had freshly shot fried quail legs every morning for breakfast for years.

[Anonymous No.10417598]

>>10403873
Had a similar situation with my father. I smelled a kind of pasta some time ago which was the same that he made and started crying at the restaurant I was at.

[Anonymous No.10417617]

I'd ask her to take the rest of the family and I out to dinner somewhere, because her cooking is dog shit terrible.

[Anonymous No.10417660]

I'd ask for a quesadilla because that's about all she can cook (and she makes it good anyway)

I might ask Dad to make burger patties with rice and vegetables. He can make a whole thanksgiving dinner but that's probably my favorite meal he makes.

[Anonymous No.10418468]

>>10417598

[Anonymous No.10418488]

>>10403659
my moms cooking is absolute trash
i would tell her i would rather starve than eat her shit

[Anonymous No.10418499]

>>10404278
whats the sauce on the pic?

[Anonymous No.10418506]

>tfw if I went to war it'd probably be a civil war pitting me against all my immediate family
>mom'd feed me lead for dinner
Feels bad man, I wish my family and my ideology would jive.

[Anonymous No.10418741]

Chicken noodle soup and any baked goods you feel like making. I love you mom

[Anonymous No.10418946]

>>10403659
oxtail soup with scallions and white rice.
and a hug please.

[Anonymous No.10418966]

>>10403659
That spicy pineapple fish thing

[Anonymous No.10419038]

>>10403659
My Mom is a terrible cook, but this is what I would make my son if he was going off to war and wasn't autistic:
Dill Pot Roast w Sour Cream Gravy, Southern Style Green Beans, Mashed Potatoes, Peach Cobbler, and Unsweetened Iced Tea with lemon slices.
For Autism Son: Tendies, Apple Slices, Chocolate Milk, & Cupcakes...and he doesn't go to war.

[Anonymous No.10420819]

>>10404283
Roll Tide!

[Anonymous No.10420839]

Knowing my evil lazy boomer mother she'd probably go to my dad and go "hooooney since anon is shipping off to war tomorrow I was thinking maybe we could go out and eat at a restaurant" because she'll use anything resembling an excuse to shirk working

[Anonymous No.10421240]

My dad wasn't around growing up, and my mum ran a kitchen by herself and still managed to make me a gorgeous meal most every night. How she did it I'll never know, I was a difficult little shit when I was younger. I'd ask her for roasted pheasant, Tartiflette, samphire and bone marrow gravy. Oh god, and lemon meringue pie, no one has ever made it better.

[Anonymous No.10421942]

>>10403659
idk, my father used to cook the signature dishes. I guess endive stew with smoked sausage, gravy, bacon dices and apple stew

[Anonymous No.10422585]

>>10419038
Maybe if you actually fed him something nice he would be smarter

[Anonymous No.10423171]

Mummy make me a chicken stew please

[Anonymous No.10423857]

nothing because I hate my mom
psycho cunt

[Anonymous No.10423893]

>>10403659
My mom is a... simple cook. But my favorite thing she made frequently was to slice yesterday's baked potatoes into triangles and brown them in a pan with butter and onions. I don't know what it was about it, maybe lots of salt and of course the butter, but this was the best shit ever. Salty, crispy, buttery potato bites. Super soft due to being baked, but oddly still firm. Heavily browned exterior, but never burnt black. Caramelized onions ALL OVER THAT. So simple, so fucking tasty.

This is what I'd ask for.

[Anonymous No.10423913]

>>10403659
Spaghetti with clams

[Anonymous No.10423918]

>>10410410
Awww, somebody got it.