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10401936 No.10401936 [Reply] [Original]

>spend the day dethawing the chicken
>husband calls and says he isn't coming home for dinner

>> No.10402028

>>10401936
Make it anyways and let him have leftovers

>> No.10402043

>>10401936
now you have time to brine it till tomorrow

>> No.10402051

>>10402028
This.

He's probably getting fucked in the ass by a big black dude, so why can't you also enjoy yourself?

>> No.10402062

>>10401936
It'll be fine in the fridge for a day.

>> No.10402065

>>10401936
if you were dethawing it isn't it frozen now?

>> No.10402074
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10402074

>>10401936
Chop it up, make stock. Then use the rest meat to make soup with the stock tomorrow.

>> No.10402092

>>10401936
you deserve better where do you live

>> No.10402109

>>10402051
This. Shove it up his BBC expanded hole.

>> No.10402113

>>10402062
yeah, and your childrem would be 'fine' dead in the fucking ground for a day

>> No.10402404

>>10402113
Are you immunocompromised or just paranoid?

>> No.10402417

>>10401936
tits. now

>> No.10402427

>>10401936
Is dethawing the same thing as freezing? Were you actively doing something to dethaw it to make it such a disappointment?

>> No.10402433

He's taking mad dick in every whole while you complain about spending the day letting a piece of meat thaw on the counter. You deserve each other.

>> No.10402437

>>10402433
>He's taking mad dick in every whole
in every whole what?

>> No.10402456

>>10402437
His whole hole. The entirety of his hole. You know the one.

>> No.10402461

>>10402456
ah yes, the fourth mouth...

>> No.10403698

>>10402417
OP here
I'm a dude

>> No.10403753

>>10403698
Tits anyway.

>> No.10403765

>>10403698
You're one of those people who always makes excuses aren't you

>> No.10403767

>>10402113
yikes.

ah, will you be killing them with the nunchucks (sorry, nunchaku), or the katana? and is the leather trenchcoat knee-length or full shoulder to toe?

>> No.10403798

>dethawing
Dude wut. So you froze it?

>> No.10403821
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10403821

>>10403798
>doesn't keep a chicken in his freezer just in case too busy or lazy to go shopping

>> No.10403975

>>10402433

>Thawing meat on the counter

I hope you don't cook for others

>> No.10403981

>>10402461
What are the other three mouths

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10404037

>>10403821
Do you not understand how suffixes work?

>> No.10404052

>>10403821
A stupid weeb can't even grasp his own language but wants to move to Japan.

>> No.10404055

>>10404037

I'm not even a part of this thread but what kind of retardation are you even trying to spew?

>> No.10404063

>>10404055
If you were to "de-" thaw something that is already thawed you would be freezing it you stupid autist. You need to go back to elementary school.

>> No.10404071

>>10404063

"de-"

Oh, so you just don't know what "suffix" means but are going to shout about other anons need to go back to elementary school.

>> No.10404077

>>10404071
I'm not the person who replied first and he's stupid for confusing prefixes with suffixes but you are more retarded than him.

>> No.10404083

>>10401936
You spent an entire day doing what should take you a couple minutes?

>> No.10404090
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10404090

>>10403698

>> No.10404091

>>10404077

I unironically use the word "literally" all the time as a way to denote hyperbole and don't give a shit, because it's part of the common vernacular despite internet retards spazzing out about it to make themselves feel smart. The same is true about "dethawing" not technically being correct. The difference is that "suffix" is actually a technical term with a singular meaning, so using it to say the opposite of what it means is base stupidity.

>> No.10404095

>>10404091
You're a retard for everything you just stated. Thank you for pricing my point.

>> No.10404100

>>10403698
Well then you don't really have a husband, do you? That piece of paper only proves the growing insanity of your society. It doesn't make a true marriage.

>> No.10404101

>>10404095

Great counterpoint. I'm literally floored (though I'm laying in bed right now).

>> No.10404190

Do you buy a whole chicken and expect to eat it fully in a day? Besides if you thaw chicken in water it can stay there for 3 days

>> No.10404202

>>10404091
This would be valid if there were a satisfactory alternative to "literally." As it is you're just making it difficult for others to communicate clearly by advocating an entirely unnecessary usage.

>> No.10404211

>>10404202
People without autism don't find communication difficult.

>> No.10404213

>>10404202

Only an idiot can't tell if "literally" is being used literally or not. Or did you mean to say, "if there weren't a satisfactory alternative"?

>> No.10404227

>cook it anyway
>enjoy extra chicken
>enjoy leaving him shitty cold chicken

>> No.10404238

>>10404211
>>10404213
I'm literally astounded by these responses.

>> No.10404366

>>10403767
I'll kill them with your chicken

>> No.10404372

>spend all day
All you have to do is leave it in the fridge though.