/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10401459]

Has he lost the plot?

[Anonymous No.10401481]

what a shame

[Anonymous No.10401547]

>>10401459
>cant fit mouth over restaurant owner's burger

[Anonymous No.10401654]

from what I remember from watching that video 6 months ago, that burger is about 70% pure salt due to his overseasoning.

[Anonymous No.10403347]

ON

[Anonymous No.10403490]

>>10401459
Welcome home? Is this home? Yea, it's a rental, stop name dropping your neighbors who actually bought their houses. Why not pose in front of another Bentley or Lear Jet Ramsay. Talk about chip on your shoulder.

Ramsay's food prep is scary. He has no concept of clean hands, clean cutting board, cross-contamination, plating, none of it. EGG IN THE BURGER (and make sure to put that raw egg in there and let that e.coli sit around another 24hrs). He's such a hack. You think fuddruckers is grinding that meat the day before? Hell no. Next, let's rub some bread in raw burger juices in these old eggy ground beef, and make sure to flip bread right after getting meat juices all over the spatulas. I'm positive my tropical lifestyle gave me more grilling sense in one finger than he ever got in his iceberg of a backyard back in England, I guess. I'm using fresh spatulas after the first flip and I have a clean tray to place my food on. I'm still not sure why he's flipping them over and over.

I'll tell you something else, I've had burgers enough times in my life to understand you don't put the lettuce on the bottom and that those burgers sucked. The bread looks crazy dense and thick.

I wonder when Gordon will stop pretending he's not a drug addict or alcoholic. That dancing hyperactive shaking thing is so hard to watch.

Gordon "I'm not a fan of raw onion on a burger" Ramsay strikes again with the egg burger.

[Anonymous No.10403512]

>>10403490
HOW DARE YOU

[Anonymous No.10403524]

>>10403490
is this copypasta

[Anonymous No.10403549]

>>10403490
>I'm using fresh spatulas after the first flip
If this isn't a pasta, it is now

[Anonymous No.10403985]

>>10401459
You're supposed to turn them sideways like jack

[Anonymous No.10404057]

>>10401459
No but he is going pear-shaped

[Anonymous No.10404067]

>>10401459
Gordon has absolutely and completely lost the plot because he strayed from the true path of his mentor Marco who's the best. Marco is real. Gordon could have taken the keys to the kingdom and he thew them away for commercialism.
Marco advertised, did television shit, but not to the extent of Gordon who had the good fortune of being able to learn from Marco back in the day.

[Anonymous No.10404081]

>>10403490
Dude, do you write for a newspaper in Puerto Rico as a white American who went down there for a job?

[Anonymous No.10404112]

>>10403490
Sorry that I can't afford a 1,000 sq. ft house for $500,000, cunt

[Anonymous No.10404120]

>>10403347
IN

[Anonymous No.10404123]

>>10401654
Just watched it again. His seasoning is horrifically overdone here and he honestly seems to be tweaking or some shit. Like he's fucked up in this video. Obviously the whole fuckin stack looks ridiculous because of those gigantic patties.

[Anonymous No.10404142]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiAcJYyLF8U
BUDGET MEAL

[Anonymous No.10404163]

>>10404142
Actually, lamb chops and saffron can't really be considered budget ingredients.

[Anonymous No.10404168]

>>10404163
That is the joke. Every single comment mock the video.

[Anonymous No.10404378]

>>10401459
>plate arrives
Right, thank you darling
>starts prodding at food with knife and fork
Christ.
>messily cuts up meal
Look at that.
>starts dissecting food like a science project
Dear oh dear.
>brings camera in for a close up
Unbelievable.
>squishes food into plate with the side of a fork
They've lost the plot.
>plants camera lens inside the meat
It looks like mother's bloody used tampon
>picks pieces off the food and starts flinging them haphazardly around
This is no way to run a business
>spills his drink on the plate
Awful soupy texture.
>presses food down with palm and smears it around
Bland, soupy, pretentious. I mean just look at THAT.
>chucks plate into the bin
Right, what we need is to simplify the menu. Keep it rustic.

[Anonymous No.10404876]

>>10401459
He was suffering from heat stroke.

[Anonymous No.10407089]

>>10401459
Why does he have the face of a 10yr old?

[Anonymous No.10407136]

[Anonymous No.10407149]

>>10404378
You forgot what happens before the play arrives.

>Can I take your order?
Right, I'll have the steak.
>Yes, Chef.
Really, ya know, looking forward to this
>Cut to people arguing in the kitchen
Nice, beautiful steak. A classic.
>Owner nervously looks out from kitchen window


But if it was everything he wanted it to be, he wouldn't be there with his show, would he? The "first dinner" scene only serves to let Gordon bully the restaurant owner and cooks. Regardless of how it tastes, Gordon is going to talk it up before it arrives, then talk it down while dissecting it like a frog in anatomy class.

But if he talks down what the actual cooks make, why would you ever want to go there, even after he "fixes" it? If the ship's sinking, let them drown. But Gordon has a hand-drill and he's all too eager to drill more holes in the boat.

[Anonymous No.10407151]

burg looks good to me. Sorry you faggy soyboys can't open your mouth large enough. After all, it must be sore from taking Jamal's fat cock.

[Anonymous No.10407161]

>>10407151
>Sorry you faggy soyboys can't open your mouth large enough.

Ramsay verbally crucifies any restaurant that does this, then makes his own enormous burger. Really tasteless.

[Anonymous No.10407164]

>>10407151
>soyboys can't open your mouth large enough

[Anonymous No.10407165]

>>10407161
Homecooked meals≠restuant meals

[Anonymous No.10407171]

To be honest, that burger was stated to be 16 oz of meat and they used a regular sized bun for a giant burger.

[Anonymous No.10407189]

>>10407161
Yes. Restaurant's no one goes to, making large burgers that are usually poorly made a bad idea for place who's balance sheets are in the red.

[Anonymous No.10407209]

>>10401459
I don't know, but the way he acts around his daughter is creepy as fuck, I guarantee you he has fucked her

[Anonymous No.10407213]

>>10404378
>*shouting in the kitchen*
>someone rushes out. good guy gordon goes after him
>they try to set him back on track, but he fails
>"we have to shut down the restaurant"
>owner is crying, he a good boy
>we need a fresh start
>they redo the whole dinning room
>everyone is in fake awe
>evening is a success, good guy gordon leaves
>restaurant is closed after 6month
>everyone goes "Oh man"

[Anonymous No.10407216]

>>10407209
is she hot?

[Anonymous No.10407243]

>>10407216
you be the judge

[Anonymous No.10407261]

>>10407213
The majority of those restaurants that close were in debt before they were on the show. Gordon always redecorates and changes the menu, but he doesn't help them to manage their money. There was only one episode where he got them an accountant and that was because the restaurant wasn't even keeping track of their finances.

[Anonymous No.10407266]

>>10407243

[Anonymous No.10407276]

>>10407164
Nimm Trashy aus dem pic da raus >:(

[Anonymous No.10407375]

>>10407261
chill, i know you can't save retards. but the greentext is the general recipe to each show.

[Anonymous No.10407395]

>>10404123
>he honestly seems to be tweaking or some shit. Like he's fucked up in this video
He absolutely always acts like just like that, hopping around, hyper, yet claims zero drugs, ever.

Look at this fake act. What kind of chef needs to know how coke is made?
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/oct/20/gordon-ramsay-cocaine-chef-colombian-jungles-drug-petrol-coca-leaves-restaurant-trade

[Anonymous No.10407401]

>>10401459
Lets see a link nigga

[Anonymous No.10407408]

>>10407261
Gordon can not teach people how to manage their finances. He's shit at it.

[Anonymous No.10407419]

>>10404067
Doesnt marco do chicken buillion commercials for knorr?

[Anonymous No.10407510]

>>10401459
link?

[Anonymous No.10407572]

>>10407375
There's a few Kitchen Nightmares restaurants that are still open. But the majority of them are closed.

[Anonymous No.10407986]

>>10404081
wow sweet rum diary reference

[Anonymous No.10408863]

>>10407419
Marco doesn't give a fuck about being a chef or celebrity anymore. At this point he probably regrets not just opening up a greasy spoon chip shop where he could work and be happy.

[Anonymous No.10408902]

>>10401459
I do remember watching that video and thinking he was acting a little off. May have just been fatigue or could have been some inebriation but i felt like he was acting strange.

[Anonymous No.10410349]

>>10408902
A hamburger is so ridiculously simple as a food that Ramsey had to adlib things to make his burger sound more fancy and decadent than it actually was and he was not very good at it.

[Anonymous No.10410357]

>>10401459
I dunno, I think it looks fine.

[Anonymous No.10410460]

MMMM

[Anonymous No.10410645]

>>10401459

bongs can't burger

[Anonymous No.10410746]

>>10403490
>I've had burgers enough times in my life
"I'M OLD AND THAT MEANS I KNOW BETTER THAN YOU"
>you don't put the lettuce on the bottom
Literal proof you know absolutely nothing.
That's how you get a soggy bun that falls apart.
How many restaurants have you owned, chump?

[Anonymous No.10410811]

>>10407395
There isn't a chef alive that doesn't do drugs. Why even bother putting on a clean act?

[Anonymous No.10410823]

Yes.

[Anonymous No.10411133]

>>10410811
For his children and younger viewers

[Anonymous No.10411145]

English people have no idea how to make a burger.

[Anonymous No.10411557]

>>10407243
That pic doesn't do her justice. She's as British as marry fucking Poppins. Also,

>Ramsay: what's it like having the best chef in the world as a father?
>daughter: the best chef in the world is not my dad

[Anonymous No.10411581]

>>10407572
You think Ramsay really cares if they succeed? He gets to exploit their failed business to create a heavily scripted reality show so he can generate ad revenue for the network.

[Anonymous No.10411604]

>>10411145
It's so easy to make a burger too. It must be some genetic disability.

[Anonymous No.10411640]

>>10407243
>>10410823
>>10411557
It's going to be great to watch her grow up into a greasy slam piggy as all British women eventually do. She is going to be a slag for sure but whether she is going to be a chav or convert to Muslim I cannot say yet

[Anonymous No.10411660]

>>10411640
I hope she releases nudes before that happens.

[Anonymous No.10411661]

>>10403490
Do Americans really get so infuriated at good meat?

[Anonymous No.10411663]

>>10404163
lamb is pretty cheap there.

[Anonymous No.10412673]

>>10411581
i'm not sure it's scripted, but they play the clips in the wrong order. the true order would be like
1. he arrives
2. they teach them kitchen stuff
3. they cook for him, but he doesn't like it
4. someone is crying
5. they buy the new stuff
6. they tell the owner he has to pay it back
7. owner goes mental
8. they leave

and they play it like
1. he arrives
3. they cook for him, but he doesn't like it
2. they teach them kitchen stuff
4. someone is crying
7. owner goes mental
5. they buy the new stuff
8. they leave

see?

[Anonymous No.10412754]

>>10412673
>i'm not sure it's scripted
>goes on to explain the script formula
There is a disclaimer that the scenes we're not played in the order they were shot at the end of these shows. Ulimatepy this is made for entertainment, not actually in the sincere interest of fixing broken businesses ran by idiots who don't understand economics or business.

[Anonymous No.10413023]

>>10412754
scripted would require them to know what is expected from them and to play a role. but they are oblivious.

[Anonymous No.10413074]

>>10401459
His place in Atlantic City is like two doors down from Guy Ferri's place do ever think sometimes they meet up and do come together and then raw dog in the parking lot of Revel?

[Anonymous No.10413075]

>>10413023
Thanks for the definition captain obvious. It is a reality show like any other. The folks on the show may not be actors but they are playing a role and can't say whatever random thing that comes to mind because of things like legal liabilities. It's not scripted like a play, its more lose like an improv show centered around a specific theme or topic. It isn't a fucking nature documentary. Ramsay is clearly acting though. You can tell because he has a very different personality when he is being himself.

[Anonymous No.10414738]

>>10401459
>Uhhh yeah can I get the extra large meatball on a bun please?
Fucking trash.

[Anonymous No.10415720]

>>10403490
You should've seen the show where he travels around the world to learn exotic dishes from the locals and tries to recreate it. He was in Thailand or Indonesia and sweating like a fucking pig, leaning over pots and pans with food in them with sweat dropping from his face.

He was legit sweating into the food.

[Anonymous No.10416961]

>>10403490
>You think fuddruckers is grinding that meat the day before?
He didn't, but he does say you should actually do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s

[Anonymous No.10417010]

>>10416961
Drinking game suggestion:
- Whenever he seasons
- Whenever he says caramelize

[Anonymous No.10417042]

>>10404081
underrated

[Anonymous No.10417189]

gimme an s. s. gimme an a. a. gimme an l. l. gimme a t. t. salt and peppa the tomato.