Last meal thread

[Anonymous No.10396844]

Describe the last meal you intend to have knowing you'd die in a few hours. They'll serve anything anyway anyhow.

[Anonymous No.10396888]

Tendies

[Anonymous No.10396902]

100 of these flown in from Jew Pork

[Anonymous No.10396903]

You know it hurts me on the inside that I can't think of anything.

[Anonymous No.10396909]

>>10396844

Four eggs over easy, six pieces of buttered wheat toast, half each of bacon and maple sausage, fried potatoes w onion, green pepper, and swiss cheese, black coffee, orange juice, salt, pepper, tabasco

[Anonymous No.10396924]

>>10396844
a brazilian bbq restaurant selection of meats
fried chicken thigh
my moms salteñas
40s of PBR
mojitos
good bread and butter
good cheese, olives, and water crackers
a blended up cantaloupe served with honey and rum

that's probably enough

[Anonymous No.10396931]

>>10396844
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[Anonymous No.10396933]

>>10396888
Trips of truth. Tendies are truly divine.

[Anonymous No.10396938]

>>10396931

You mean the best last food sandwich

[Anonymous No.10396939]

>>10396844
A sample plate of fancy cheeses I can't pronounce for an appetizer
A sample plate of genuine kobe steak
A set of snow crab legs
checker's/Rally's french fries
Some bourbon chicken and lo mein from this local shitty Chinese place
Cheesecake and mint cookie dough ice cream for dessert
A 2 liter of Dr pepper and a gallon of milk

[Anonymous No.10396951]

If I were to know that I'd die in a few hours, why would I fill up my bowels so that I would shit in my pants when I die?

[Anonymous No.10396960]

My mothers pot roast and mashed potatos

[Anonymous No.10396983]

What would you drink?

[Anonymous No.10397010]

A slice of rhubarb or raspberry pie, with a mug of black coffee, followed by a cognac

[Anonymous No.10397018]

>>10396909
>clicks x

[Anonymous No.10397025]

just popeyes french fries with varied sauces, i could probably eat 10+ lbs if i'm about to die

[Anonymous No.10397043]

>>10396951
for shits and giggles

[Anonymous No.10397047]

>>10397043
>giggles
Not this time.

[Anonymous No.10397214]

>>10396924
Good, good. Let the soy flow through you.

[Anonymous No.10397241]

>>10396844
A grilled rib eye with mashed potatoes and asparagus, a cappuccino It's It for desert. I'm a simple guy.

[Anonymous No.10397429]

A gram of heroin, a 40 of steel reserve, and a bag of sour patch kids

[Anonymous No.10397825]

a food that makes me live forever

[Anonymous No.10397837]

>>10396844
I would legitimately ask for human flesh.

Always wanted to try it, and fuck it they're killing me anyways they could use a piece of me if they wanted.

[Anonymous No.10397882]

>>10397241
This guy knows what's up.
>Ribeye
>Steak au poivre
>Redskin mashed potatoes
>Grilled asparagus
>Roasted brussel sprouts with pancetta
Pass on the dessert

[Anonymous No.10398317]

Hattie B's fried chicken + pimento mac n cheese
Banana pudding for dessert.

[Anonymous No.10398892]

I'd probably be too depressed to eat. Don't want to get death shits anyway.

[Anonymous No.10398931]

>>10398317
I live 2 mins away from Hattie b's but I'm on a cut and can't eat there. Probably the first place I'll go once I'm done

[Anonymous No.10398971]

>>10396844
Several pieces of eel sushi
Corned beef reuben
My mom's potato salad
General tsos chicken from the chinese place next to my gf's college apartment
Something cold and german on tap
Am I allowed to get shitfaced before my execution?

[Anonymous No.10398990]

>>10398971

>am I allowed to get shitfaced before my execution

There's a $50 limit, no alcohol, and everything is prepared by inmates in the prison kitchen. These threads are literally /b/.

[Anonymous No.10398997]

Bbq meatlovers pizza with cheesey crust
veggie lovers pizza with chicken on deep pan
12 wings with ranch
2 ice cold glass bottle cokes
pitcher of ice water and a cup
choc fudge ice cream and fresh strawberries

[Anonymous No.10399005]

1x coffee instant type 1
1x 75 year old chocolate bar
1x 30 year old corned beef hash

[Anonymous No.10399011]

>>10398990
>everything is prepared by inmates in the prison kitchen
you must notv'e seen the guy who got kfc fried chicken for his last meal

[Anonymous No.10399031]

>>10397047
Not for you, for the executioners.

[Anonymous No.10399038]

>>10396844
1kg pasta with
1L tomato sauce
1kg grated cheese
one small tabasco bottle mixed with the tomato sauce

[Anonymous No.10399042]

A whole head of boiled cabbage with salt and pepper and a bottle of laxatives

[Anonymous No.10399054]

>>10396888
Trips confirms

[Anonymous No.10399145]

Fuckin' everything

If I'm on death row, I might as well go out with a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.10399149]

>>10399005
nice

[Anonymous No.10399152]

A shrimp cocktail, a steak >>10397010 and this for desert

[Anonymous No.10399433]

I'm eating like there's no tomorrow:
-400g of Carbonara
-12 chicken wings
-Small pizza margherita
-Smash Burger with no vegetables
-Bean and cheese burritos
To wash it all down, a cappuccino and 1L of pomegranate juice.

[Anonymous No.10399450]

Are you allowed to eat a meal, vomit, then eat another, ad infinitum?

If yes I would just eat so many tendies, nuggets, burgers, pizzas, until i puke, then do that like 10 more times.

[Anonymous No.10399451]

>>10396844
chicken hearts goulash
vienna cheesecake
pot of darjeeling

[Anonymous No.10399457]

However much C4 they'll give me

[Anonymous No.10400065]

1 jar of pickle
1 jar of sauerkraut
a cup of beans
2 pound of bacon (for the meme)
Everyting from Taco bell

I am going to shit myself so bad when they will kill me, that these cunts will puke.

[Anonymous No.10400095]

>>10400065
Is that really how you want to go out? Eating terrible food for an ebin meme?

[Anonymous No.10400103]

>>10396951
Go out with a bang.

[Anonymous No.10400160]

1 pound of home made bacon mac and cheese and a liter of jack daniels

[Anonymous No.10400224]

>>10396909
>no die like a dog option

[Anonymous No.10400229]

>>10396951
>cares about what others think so much that you will forego your literal last meal of anything you want so your body doesn't poop when you leave it behind

W E W L A D
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[Anonymous No.10400235]

Endless breadsticks from Olive Garden so I can continue eating them forever and avoid execution.

[Anonymous No.10400241]

a tin of deenz and some hot sauce

[Anonymous No.10400294]

>>10396844
A dozen bowls of sweet-corn, the cleaners will have fun time after.

[Anonymous No.10400400]

>>10400095
Yes, may Talos be with me.
Aloha snackbar!

[Anonymous No.10400613]

>>10396844
Just a handful of fruits desu. Anymore, is more than I can ask for for rape.

[Anonymous No.10400628]

>>10396951
I'd do it knowing that after I got executed the wagies would have to clean up my shit

[Anonymous No.10401143]

>>10399042
Make it steamed cabbage with salt and pepper stir-fried in bacon grease and I'm with you, buddy.

[Anonymous No.10401379]

>>10396844

https://www.nytimes.com/2000/03/29/us/question-over-fatal-shot-stirs-a-death-row-debate.html

Thanks OP, I needed a good chuckle.

[Anonymous No.10401383]

>>10400613

Mudslimes are more likely to execute your victim, desu.

[Anonymous No.10401422]

>at my dads having a big bbq in the front yard
>im like 8, he has custody this weekend
>he tells me to get the soda from his room
>room is a fucking mess, cigerete buds, dvds and gross shit everywhere
>dont see sodas anywhere
>finally see a single can of soda on his desk
>Convinced myself that he meant this singular soda
>I was thirsty, wanted a sip before i give him his soda
>take a swig
>spit it out immediately and throw the soda on the ground
>it was full of cigarette buds, ants and god knows what
>run out screaming for water and crying
years later
>try Blue cheese for the first time with chicken wings
>dunk a wing and take a bite
>the exact same taste rushes back to me and i spit out the piece

[Anonymous No.10401428]

wrong thread hawhaw

[Anonymous No.10401448]

>>10399005
lets put it on a plate

[Anonymous No.10401840]

Might not look like much but this is my favorite mac and cheese. Honestly so good it gives me faith in humanity.

[Anonymous No.10402007]

[Anonymous No.10402020]

>>10397214
>Let the soy flow through you
>fried chicken
Does anything even mean anything anymore?

[Anonymous No.10402031]

Steak
McDonalds Hashbrowns
Strawberry rhubarb pie
Puma Kola

[Anonymous No.10402108]

As many strawberries and blueberries and blackberries as they will give me with as many napkins as they will supply.
A lot of seltzer water.
Creme brulee for dessert with one shot glass of grape juice, one shot glass of water, and one shot glass of warm milk.

If they would allow it I would also like a small desk mirror so that I can watch myself eat it all.

[Anonymous No.10402123]

I'm not really hungry right now, I'll just skip it.

[Anonymous No.10402169]

>>10401143
>cabbage in a bit of bacon grease
my nigga
I keep some bacon grease in the fridge for exactly this dish.