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>> No.10393933

It is if you use mock eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXIokJLu_zE

>> No.10393940

>>10393931

It's fried bread that's been soaking in seasoned eggs and milk. What do you think, dum dum?

>> No.10393951

>>10393931
it's still vegetarian

>> No.10394075

>>10393931
It is if you consider fish vegan.

>> No.10394080

>>10393931
just cover toast in syrup it tastes the same

>> No.10394084

>>10393931
Is eating pussy vegan?

>> No.10394085

Someone has to explain to me why vegans can't eat eggs. They do know that chickens are going to shit those things out anyway, right? It wasn't going to become a chicken, it's an unfertilized egg.

>> No.10394095
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>>10394085
Vegans are damned retarded that's why.

>> No.10394099

>>10394084
Most vegans are bisexual females, so yes. That being said, vegans also swallow gallons of Chad cum. Basically it’s just male vegans who don’t eat pussy, because they don’t get any.

>> No.10394107

>>10394085
They're produced by chickens held captive for the purpose, who are made to produce these things at a rate far beyond that seen in nature, and whose production rate after around six months slows down to the point that they're not profitable enough and they all get cooked down for feed and fertilizer to make room for the next batch of laying hens.

>> No.10394185

>>10394107
I can tell you've never raised chickens.

>> No.10394192

>>10394185
Most vegans live in apartments in cities. Where the fuck are they going to raise their own chickens even if they were willing to eat them?

>> No.10394197

>>10394192
>Like the rest of apartment dwellers in cities, vegans are disconnected from reality.
Next you're going to tell me vegans are straight-ticket Democrats.

>> No.10394270

>>10394185
No, but I've done contract work for egg farms.

>> No.10394279
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>>10394270
Napoleon?

>> No.10394478

>>10394107
IDK about the US, but you can get free range eggs here in Australia at any supermarket, and this shit is far from universally true. Sorry you had such a bad experience, maybe you should boycott working for chicken Auschwitz?

>> No.10394536

>>10394478
Straya's just as bad as everywhere else if not worse. The new animal rights documentary Dominion was filmed in Australia, check it out for some footage of the luxurious lifestyle of what can legally be called free range chickens.

and comedy bogans shit-talking the animals they're torturing.

>> No.10394568

Just use margarine. But heads up bread isn't vegan either...

>> No.10394660

>>10394099
Yeah, but it’s not against the rules to consume animal by products if the animal in question is sapient and thus able to give their consent to the act.

>> No.10395396

>>10394099
All vegan men by definition are Chads.

>The name Chad is an English baby name. In English the meaning of the name Chad is: Protector; defender. English form of a Welsh name meaning battle or warring. Famous bearer: 7th- century bishop St Chad founded the Samaritans, a charitable organization providing service for the suicidal and despairing.

Real men defend animals. You're just a weakminded bitch.

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>>10394095

>> No.10395463

lads my gf is vegan, how do i cope?

>> No.10395497

>>10395404
>7% of the UK population is Vegan

Sounds like a bullshit study.

>> No.10395689

>>10395396
Even when you try to make vegans sound tough, you still make them sound like faggots. All I picture is a bunch of malnourished men screaming “DON’T EAT THAT” in high shrill voices at some guy cooking a steak. Vegans don’t protect animals. They just bitch at people who are about to eat them. The animal is still dead, you just want us to toss it in the trash and let it die for nothing.

>> No.10395808

>>10394568
How the fuck is bread not vegan

>> No.10395814

>>10395808
Because of eggs

>> No.10395841

>>10395814
plenty of breads are made without using eggs or animal derived ingredients

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>>10395689
T.

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10396049

>>10396022

HEIL VEGAN!

Never forget. Vegans are a more evolved, and enlightened evolution of humans.

We literally are, more evolved humans that co-exist with nature instead of murdering it.

>> No.10396073

>>10396049
You don't seem to understand evolution, anon. It's about adapting to outcompete and subjugate all other forms of life, thriving at their expense. Then you either consume them for nutrition or eat all their food so they die.

>> No.10396102

>>10394075
There's something fishy about this post.

>> No.10396125

>>10396022
What the fuck does anime have to do with eating meat? Holy shit you’re such a faggot, and you’re so fucking annoying. Vegans are worse than christfags and commies for trying to force their beliefs on others. You want to be vegan? Fine. Go ahead. I don’t fucking care, but shut the fuck up about what I eat. That’s my choice, not yours. I don’t bitch about abortion, or religion, because people have free will and everyone should have the right to use it. There’s nothing any vegan could ever say to me to make me stop eating meat.

>> No.10396126

>>10395463
Alone, you cope alone.

>> No.10396132

>>10396049
>Willing giving other animals less of of a reason to fear humans
>Eventually turning your children into prey again
Don't think you understand how nature actually works friend, might want to watch a documentary not produced by fork over knifes for once and educate yourself