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[Anonymous No.10393446]

>That'll be $20.95. Don't forget the tip.

Are Americans really this shameless?

[Anonymous No.10393475]

What a boring thread. You're pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10393477]

I have never witnessed a delivery driver outright ask for a tip. Also, this is the third time I've seen this thread today

[Anonymous No.10393478]

I have literally never had a Pizza Delivery Guy who asked for a tip.

Hell, the only person I have had ask for a tip was a foreign guy driving an airport van in San Francisco. He got lost, and everybody was around an hour and a half late because of it. I had a voucher to pay for the ride (I was in town for a conference). After finally getting to my hotel, I handed him the voucher and said, “This doesn’t include a tip.” I told him, “I know.” Of course he drove off in a huff, but man, he was a terrible driver.

[Anonymous No.10393481]

>go out for lunch with mates
>total comes up to $19.85
>pay with a $20 bill, one other guy pays with cash, everyone else with cards
>everyone gets their cards back, guy gets his change, I get nothing but the receipt
>everyone looks around and we wait a few minutes and chat for a bit longer
>after 10 minutes my 15 cents never came
>we all agree the waitress felt I was just going to tip that 15 cents and we felt its all she deserved
>table of 6, 15 cent tip

[Anonymous No.10393500]

>>10393446

No, good Americans wouldn't pay twenty dollars for such a shitty pizza.

[Anonymous No.10393505]

>>10393481
God I wish that were never me.

[Anonymous No.10393525]

>finishing the last ofmy ‘za deliveries on friday night
>milf invites me inside and bangs me as a tip
>get fired for taking too long to deliver a pizza
I knew there was a flaw in this fantasy

[Anonymous No.10393861]

>>10393500
>not lazily ordering a pizza once per month because good pizza is delicious
I get the vegan cheese breh