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10392226 No.10392226 [Reply] [Original]

new webm thread without autism as >>10392020 suggested

>> No.10392241

>>10392226
EGGS
G
G
S

>> No.10392881
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10392881

>>10392241
you got it senpai

>> No.10392937

>>10392881
lol how does he get out of there? given that the eggs are around him and he wouldn't want to break them.

>> No.10393578

>>10392226
aabsub>>10392226

>> No.10393585

>>10392226
I always buy the 5 dozen.

>> No.10393628
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10393628

Time to save this thread.

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>> No.10393662

>>10392226
Finally, this answers everything!

>> No.10393665
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>> No.10393722

Jesus christ I'd self immolate myself if I was that crab rather than get wasted on this shit.

>> No.10393968

>>10392226
So basically they don't ever leave there. They just live in there the whole time?

>> No.10393988

>>10393693
it's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings

>> No.10394013

>>10392937
apparently he has to sell them all before he can leave, otherwise he would break the eggs when trying to get out

>>10392881
>anon finally got the filename right
nice

>> No.10394021

HOW DOES HE

>> No.10394110

>>10393628
The fun of eating a crab is cracking it open yourself

>> No.10394289

>>10392226
Can you imagine the cleanup if those pallets domino'd? Pretty sure I'd quit on the spot if that happened.

>> No.10394464

>>10393686
Why do chinks love this overly laborious shit? Do they just like forcing the lower class to slave away on making dumplings and slicing tofu?

>> No.10394647

>>10392226
EEEEEEEEEEGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.10394726
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>>10392226
This is actually pretty sad desu. It's like that meat grinder from Pink Floyd's Brick in the Wall except we're doing it to those eggs. They all could've lived happy lives, but no, we go and screw it up.
Humanity deserves to go extinct for shit like this.

>> No.10394739

>>10392881
How does he leave that place?

>> No.10394743
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10394743

>>10394726
"This factory reminds me of the factory metaphor from X"

>> No.10394780

>escaping the fort and leaving eggs unattended

>> No.10394801

how does he kill himself without snapping the egg?

>> No.10394869

>>10392881
is this man perpetually trapped behind his castle walls of chicken ovum, lest damage were occur to it?

>> No.10394936

>>10392881
why does he have a pot of eggs that he seems to heat up at the end?

>> No.10395071
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10395071

>>10394936

He's tempering them for strength and flexibility to reinforce the egg walls of his fort.

>> No.10395076
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10395076

>He actually went and made a second webm thread
I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>> No.10395176

>>10395076
what's going on here? what does he hand her? why does it upset her?

>> No.10395184

>>10395176
He honked the horn to scare her as part of a Youtube "prank". She saw the camera, realized what he was doing, and said fuck you and dropped the soda on him.

>> No.10395217

>>10395184
oh, the sound seems a bit low

>> No.10395226

>>10395076
>>10395184
Good for her. I'm guessing the lost her shitty job because of it but if you allow yourself to be kicked around for a couple bucks an hour you have less dignity than a prostitute.
I should like to shake her hand.

>> No.10395268

>>10395226
>white knighting this hard

>> No.10395358

>>10393693
Christ dude just stick it between its pitiful fish eyes and spare it the torture.

Reminder that before the industrial revolution China was druid-tier about animals and nature.

>> No.10395478

>>10392881
>filthy messican behind a wall.
trump makin' 'murica great again

>> No.10395515

>>10392226
This webm needs ominous Red Army parade music. Or Hell March.

>> No.10395534

>>10394726
You know those are unfertilized egg no?

>> No.10395536

>>10392226
ENHANCED: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1522774705659.webm

>> No.10395540

>>10395226
>not just keeping your cool and shaking your head disapprovingly at the manchild trying to do some retarded "prank" at a fucking fast food joint to shame him

>> No.10395545

>>10393628
>pre-cracked crab meat
>no gloves

No thanks. I don't need someone else's fingers all over my food in that manner. I also wouldn't believe it was real crab meat unless I saw it being done in front of me.

>> No.10395566

>>10395515
>>10395536
mein neger

>> No.10395575

>>10394726
A single hen can lay 365 eggs in a single year. Meaning that the entire chicken population can increase by 365 chickens, per chicken, every single year. Starting with 1 hen, you would have 6,478,348,728,125 in 5 years. That's over 6.4 trillion chickens. In ten years that's 41,969,002,243,198,810,000,000,000 chickens; 41,9 septillion chickens. (I'm probably off by some factor or another, no bully.)

>> No.10395581

>>10395536
Me here. I didn't even see >>10395515 until >>10395566 pointed it out. lol

>tfw I can't turn it off

>> No.10395608

>>10395575
>a 1 day old chicken already lays eggs
>in 10 years there can be more chickens than insects in the world
wew

>> No.10395645

>>10395608
Factoring in growth time, it is 4.19 quintillion.

>> No.10395672

>>10395645
>chickens are inmortal
>1 egg a day for entire lifespan
>all eggs are fertilized
>all eggs become chickens
>4.19 quintillion chickens do not need to be fed

>> No.10395677

>>10393693
AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.10395710

>>10395184
this one is actually staged. they tell them ahead of time to play along.

>> No.10395719

>>10395672
Are you a moron? Don't answer that, we already know the answer, kid.

>> No.10395819

>>10395540
>not just..
Yeah, no

>> No.10395825

>>10393693
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.10395839
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>>10392226
H-how do they.. all those.. eggs..

*faints*

>> No.10395843

>>10395358
Japan

>> No.10395844

>>10395540
i mean, this made a pretty cool video so i guess she was in on it

>> No.10395849

>>10395839
hehe

>> No.10395861

>>10394743
>Rocky 27

>> No.10395948

>>10395076
I'm in love

>> No.10395971

>>10395076
>tfw you try to troll but end up getting trolled instead

>> No.10395978

>>10395710
source?

>> No.10396566

>>10392937
He doesn't leave. He's a prison inmate, and that's his cell.

>> No.10396713

>>10395358
Source? Sounds hard to believe unless we're talking even farther back.

>> No.10396810

>>10393652
Far too much of the green stuff.

>> No.10397403

>>10393693
asians were a mistake

>> No.10397737

>>10395358
>druid-tier
You are full of shit and probably a fly-over convert to Cali-buddhism.
China has always been full of a vast, over-exploited working and agrarian class of people who scrape the bottom of the barrel to get necessary daily nutrition. Every daily meal is a soup for a reason, and their horrifying traditions including an until-recently widespread consumption of fetus soup in the rural west indicate and support the claim.
Don't buy Han Communist doctoring of how an overpopulated and exploited people naturally survive and thrive.

>> No.10397874

>>10395358
>confusing religion for nation

>> No.10398090

>>10394726
Go back to fucking reddit this instant you ZOGGED piece of shit

>> No.10398241

>couldn't just wait for the other thread to be at bump limit
desperate webum boy LOL

>> No.10398273 [DELETED] 

HOW

>> No.10398280 [DELETED] 

DOES HE

>> No.10398284 [DELETED] 

EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OOOUUUTTTT OF DERE?

>> No.10398536
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>>10392226
lol burnbrae farms holy shit, i went there on a visit once. they buy birds from the company i work for

>> No.10398598

>>10398536
>this is considered salad in America

>> No.10398643

>>10395849
heh heh

>> No.10398713
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this thread is even more autistic than the other one..

>> No.10399857
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>>10398536

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>> No.10399998

>>10394464
>Why do chinks love this overly laborious shit? Do they just like forcing the lower class to slave away on making dumplings and slicing tofu?
white people do this too....people pay hundreds if not thousands at places like noma where unpaid interns spend hours cleaning moss and twigs

>> No.10400035

>>10399998
>noma

Welp, I made the mistake of doing a google image search for, "noma". Don't do that.

>> No.10400086

>>10399968
???

>> No.10400219

>>10400035
Shit you werent kidding

>> No.10400258

>>10392226
how do they get out of the warehouse without breaking the eggs???

>> No.10400282

>>10392881
What a lame filename

>> No.10400297

>>10392881
This impoverished man in some shit hole country is unknowingly famous on a food and cooking board on an anime based American website.

>> No.10400319

>>10392226
worked for Burnbrae farms for a few years. terrible fucking place to work. That is just a raw egg grading station, once you get into dealing with liquid egg or hardboiled its a dirty job

>> No.10400362

>>10392881
Those who post this webm must be executed

>> No.10400730
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10400730

>>10392226
EGS!

>> No.10401006

>>10400362
Infidel!

>> No.10401039
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10401039

Does he high jump over the eggs?

>> No.10401048
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>> No.10401055

>>10392226
How can the work there without dying from stress. Just look at all those eggos!

>> No.10401068

>>10401048
Nasty feet on that boy(?)

>> No.10401077

>>10401068
I'd suck on the toes

>> No.10401084

>>10395184
He was probably not wearing pants.

>> No.10401093

>>10395184
That's not really a good reason to throw a drink at somebody. I thought maybe he had a picture of his dick on his phone and that's what he was showing her. That's more fun so I'll keep that as my headcanon.

>> No.10401097

>>10395184
She might be autistic. It's a reach, I know, but just thinking of things. I am autistic, and when I hear loud noises like that, it really bothers me. My reaction would be the same as hers.

>> No.10401101

>>10395545
> I don't need someone else's fingers all over my food in that manner.
he's using chopsticks?

> I also wouldn't believe it was real crab meat unless I saw it being done in front of me.
you can't taste the difference?

>> No.10401104

>>10395076
>I-IT's JUST A PRANK BRO

>> No.10401127

>>10398598
>Implying all salads are supposed to be leafy green veggies

>> No.10401154
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10401154

>>10401048
>First it was the lettuce
>now fucking eggs

What's up with Burger King employees stepping on all of their foods ???

>> No.10401263

>>10393693
BRUTAL

>> No.10401286

>>10393628

It should have gotten served to a cat. That would have been funny.

>> No.10401295

>>10394464
>chinks
They don't. All those webms are Japanese. It's something that elevens do and it's entirely a presentation thing. Plating and presentation of the food is an important aspect for Japanese food, as there is not much of it and the flavor is very subtle. Seriously, Japanese food looks great but it'll taste awful and not be enough for a filthy foreigner.

>> No.10401310

>>10401154
huh?

>> No.10401326

>>10395540
>why don't you just be a beta libcuck like me

>> No.10401332

>>10393628
>>10393636
>>10393641
>>10393647
>>10393652
>>10393654
>>10393659
>>10393665
>>10393670
>>10393672
>>10393678
>>10393679
>>10393682
>>10393686
>>10393690
>>10393693
What's with the zalgo text?

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>>10392881
You just know that this poor guy gets "no I want this particular egg" customers.
>they're all the same faggot

>> No.10401390

>>10401332
huh?

>> No.10401417
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jack atak

>> No.10401432
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starchy

>> No.10401441

>>10401432

like a pinky mouse in a glue trap

>> No.10401450
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juicynthicc

>> No.10401454

>>10401432
can someone link me?
I have to know what is in that bowl.

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>>10401127
Nobody implied that shitbird. Most Americans outside of a trailer park wouldn't consider that abomination a salad.

>b... but, it has an apple!

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oooolala

>> No.10401476

>>10401460
huh?huhuhehe?

>> No.10401490
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juicy n scrumptious

>> No.10401519

>>10393628
tasty

>> No.10401525

What type of avacado helps with rabies

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>> No.10401556

>>10393693

The disgusting ogre fingernails make this

>> No.10401578

>>10395545
>>No thanks. I don't need someone else's fingers all over my food in that manner.
I'd prefer someone to touch my food with washed hands than with nasty rubber gloves they never clean.

>> No.10401583

>>10401556
huh?

>> No.10401592

how does the eggs get out, cracked, slammed, just how does it happen. I'm very concerned and curious about that

>> No.10401621

>>10401527
>Eating live baby mice

Are chinks even human?

>> No.10401631
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inb4 based
>hipsters eating

>> No.10401668

>>10401631
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10401718

>>10401454
Jacks non newtonian sauce.

Corn starch.

>> No.10401726

>>10401631
Looks like à pretty normal dinner to me.

>> No.10401732

>>10401668
attempting tip toes his way out but trips and breaks all the eggs. but it's a good thing because he is finally free from that shithole

>> No.10401790

>>10401490
>Not eating your salmonella medium rare
why live?

>> No.10401811

>>10401790
huh?

>> No.10401854

>>10401390
he's tryna be a smartass regarding the ching-chong filenames. dont pay him any mind, sweetie

>> No.10401880
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>> No.10401886

>>10401631
>tattoo's

video would have been fine until they showed that. Fucking nuke it

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>>10401854
oh wait. i forgot that "huh?" shit is just another lame ass forced meme. damn, i really like this board but yall are dreadful with memes; very few have stuck. i havent seen this webm posted in a while

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>> No.10402035

>>10401621
>baby mice

lol. Baby dogs

>> No.10402061

>>10401904
huh??!!!???!!!

>> No.10402066

>>10401904
Fake and extremely fucking gay.

>> No.10402163

>>10401927
maybe im projecting but she seem to have a look on her face that roughly says something like
>i want to slobber in that mixer

>> No.10402291

>>10401048
I wish she would step on me.

>> No.10402487

>>10392881
Does anyone have any information about this man?

I want someone from /ck/ to go find him.

>> No.10402551

>>10393988
something in the way..... mmmmm-mmmmmmm

>> No.10402662

>>10401880
every fucking time

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>>10392226

>> No.10402690

>>10401904
>>10402066
my mom has tried to hit me for eating my food before she can take a picture of it for facebook

>> No.10402700
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>> No.10402789

>>10401077

looks like lesbo

>> No.10402847

>>10395268
not him, but thats hardly white knighting. and he's right, you shouldn't take shit like that, especially for fast food wages.

>> No.10402848

>>10402066
huh? how?

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>> No.10402940

>>10401295
Apparently you haven't been to China

>> No.10402961

>>10393628
DELETE YOUR POST IMMEADITLEY!

>> No.10402977

>>10402035
...I mean, I don't want to believe you, but I don't doubt you.

>> No.10403017

>>10393641
stand among the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the gods if honor matters

>> No.10403045

>>10393628
BUT HOW DOES HE GET THE CRAB OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE SHELLS?

>> No.10403050

>>10402690
Smack her then cum deep inside to show her you're a man and won't take her shit

>> No.10403075

>>10401904
that nigger was eating 2 brownies and a cookie
no one on the internet wants to see that shit
it aint gourmet nigger
relax with the camera

>> No.10403081

>>10403045
but how does the egg yolk get out without hurting it's shell???

>> No.10403113

>>10403075
huh?

>> No.10403123
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10403123

Anyone ever try this?

>> No.10403134

>>10403050
I'm a woman 1/3rd her size

>> No.10403146

>>10403134
post kitchen

>> No.10403182

>>10403123
looks stupid
would rather do the rice cooker ones

>> No.10403212

>>10402690
so pull out your gun, you do live in america, right?

>> No.10403229

>>10403123
does japan make food in wierd shapes because of the nukes?

>> No.10403239

>>10403134
Post tongue and tonsils pls

>> No.10403457

>>10401454
The guys a fucking idiot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo

>> No.10403508
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>>10401432
>>10403457
jesus christ, I always thought it was peanut butter with flour

>> No.10403583

>>10392226
That feel when 16 pack eggs from the weird bulk grocery sto

>> No.10403633

>>10403457
>>10401432
Inspite Of The Negative Comments......Wonderful Job Jack, Keep On Doing What U Do, Great Job !!

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>>10402700

i love cheese but i gotta draw the line somewhere and this is just fuckin stupid

>> No.10403653

>>10401889
wtf happened to gyroscope rides? they used to be at all the fairs and carnivals and amusement parks. i haven't seen one in years.

>> No.10403654

>>10398536
what the fuck is this

>> No.10403667

>>10401432
>non newtonian sauce
holy shit my sides are in orbit

>> No.10403669

>>10403643
It literally looks like dick paste more than food

>> No.10403676
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>> No.10403690
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>> No.10403718

>>10401880
Explain how this guy isn't butthurt

>> No.10403748

>>10403718
huh?

>> No.10403766

>>10392226
Pipes under the sand

>> No.10403771

but how does he get out without breaking all the pipes

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>>10402672
When astronut eat tuweenkey he fart?

>> No.10403898

>>10392881
out of the hundreds of times I've seen this, the fucking bowl full of eggs gets me every god damn time. it's fucking cartoonish

>> No.10403915
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>> No.10403916

>>10392226
Eggcelent

>> No.10403921

>>10403123
I will now thanks. The only thing is I don't have any ring molds.

>> No.10403929
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>> No.10403947

>Jack being so shit of a chef he creates a non-newtonian fluid
I laugh every time.

>> No.10403957

>>10395226
>I'm guessing the lost her shitty job because of it
Extremely doubtful. He wasted people's time simply ordering a dollar pop and won his prize on the interior of his car. Even a shitty manager/owner will let her reaction slide.

>> No.10403962

>>10395184
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3675013/Would-like-napkin-Perfect-moment-McDonald-s-drive-girl-throws-large-Coke-driver-deliberately-beeps-horn-scare-her.html
It's pretty fucking loud.

>> No.10403998

>>10393636
Not so fast, fucko

>> No.10403999

>>10403957
huh?...

>> No.10404009

>>10403123
Are pancakes a custard?

>> No.10404014

>>10404009
but...how...does..he...get....out......of....there......without....breaking.....all..of.....the.....egggs?

>> No.10404036

>>10401093
if you act like an ass on purpose you deserve whatever comes to you

>> No.10404041

>>10395268
>Defending idiots who pull off 'pranks' and record them for Internet fame

>> No.10404048

>>10395184
Sounded like an air horn more than a car horn. If so those are fucking loud at close range

>> No.10404053

>>10401097
I had a head injury and sudden loud noises can make me really mad, especially if someone is doing it on purpose to bother another person. It makes me feel like someone is kicking the sides of my head.

>> No.10404106

>>10403134
Post feet.

>> No.10404118

>>10404048
If its the guys I'm thinking it is, they installed a train horn or something under their car and have the air compressor in their trunk and blast that thing at people who don't expect it They do it for likes and views.

>> No.10404148

>>10401631
>people eating
more like faggots eating

>> No.10404170

>>10404148
>people eating
more like (you) eating

>> No.10404262

>>10393628
God I wish that was me

>> No.10404474

test
desu senpai

>> No.10404488

>>10404170
more like you eating my ass, homo

>> No.10404629
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>> No.10404670
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>>10404629
Food can really make you ejaculate in your pants if it's right

>> No.10404700

>>10404629
this guy just won the alimony right
god women are all trash

>> No.10404711

>>10403134
post armpits

>> No.10404766

>>10404700
Just got out of prison apparently
So basically the same thing

>> No.10404775

>>10403134
post pantry

>> No.10404796

>>10404670
Is that Maradona ?

>> No.10404822

>>10395608
Consider how many chickens are deliciously friend every day, better count your lucky stars they are dumb animals

>> No.10404834

>>10403934
It looks really nice. But I don't think I would like chocolate and rock candy at the same time.

>> No.10404837

>>10404700
>>10404766
it was staged for youtube views you knuckleheads

>> No.10404851

>>10403654
I'm no expert, but it appears to be a "Snickers caramel apple salad."

>> No.10404868

>>10401880
where's
>huh?

>> No.10404928

>>10404796
No, those are ribs.

>> No.10404952

>>10404928
kill yourself

>> No.10404988

>>10404629
mirin

>> No.10405210

>>10401889
>SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

>> No.10405263

>>10392241
>>10392881
>"EGGS HAHAHA XDD"
Fuck these threads

>> No.10405267

>>10402690
Tell her to fuck off

>> No.10405272
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>> No.10405285

>>10403134
post cawk

>> No.10405290

>>10393722
Huh?

>> No.10405376

>>10394726
>They all could have never existed, but no, we go and give them sheltered peaceful lives where they aren't eaten alive starting with the genitals
FTFY, faggotron.

>> No.10405393

>>10398536
Waldorf salad was gross enough as is, jesus fuck.

>> No.10405407

>>10401904
What an absolute fucking legend.

>> No.10405420

>>10404629
Staged, unfortunately. I was almost happy for that guy's joy even if it would make him an addict.

>> No.10405423

>>10392881
he must've been in there for a while, lets pray that he gets out therewithout damaging the eggs. 1 (you) = 1 prayer

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>>10403643
Most cheese uses mold to give the cheese flavor. Blue cheese is like that. The white stuff on the rind of cheeses like Brie is mold.

>> No.10405502

>>10392881
HOW?

>> No.10405717

>>10404629
god I wish california was a lawless island broken off from the mainland and in-n-out was based in a better state

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>>10403929

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>>10401880

>> No.10406027

>>10401154
Well I suppose that as it turns out, that might be just what you GEHAT

>> No.10406058

>>10402848
Don't listen to him. The only people he talks to are his family members.

>> No.10406076 [DELETED] 

>>10403690 Anyone got a youtube link?

>> No.10406104

>>10404700
Link?

>> No.10406110

>>10404670
Isn't that the guy who charges $200 for a $40 steak?

>> No.10406115

>>10405272
Name of youtube or insta if this is a series?

>> No.10406124

vegetarian/vegan fags
please tag your post as such
sick of expecting some good veggie webms only to find meat MEAT and MORE disgusting MEAT
ty

>> No.10406230

>>10404262
*were

>> No.10406238

>>10406230
*will be

>> No.10406290

>>10405420
Should've known. Too good to be true.

>> No.10406306

>>10404868
huh?

>> No.10406308

>>10404629
The only real problem I have with this is the guy drizzling the fucking milkshake onto his burger when he still washes the burger down with the milkshake right after.

>> No.10406315

>>10403017
meme
haha

>> No.10406320

>>10405263
shut the fuck up

>> No.10406330

>>10401490
JOO-CY

>> No.10406340

>>10406308
it's staged

>> No.10406343

>>10406340
that's not a stage retard it's an in-n-out fuck off you euroshitter

>> No.10406346

>>10406343
this

>> No.10406349

>>10397874
religion is in the blood
that is why we most throw away the weak christianity and worship odin if you are european

>> No.10406350

>>10406340
Did I fucking say anything about it being real or fake? All I did was point out what I personally thought was the only thing really wrong with what's being shown in the webm, not the validity of it being real.

>> No.10406353

>>10406343
>being this gullible
Want to buy a bridge, Shartacus?

>> No.10406360

>>10401048
those fucking gollum feet

>> No.10406376

>>10406349
your mom worship my cock

>> No.10406392

>>10406350
your dumb af if you think it's not

>> No.10406608

>>10404868
thats a not meme thats only perputated by 1 guy with lots of time.

>> No.10406650

>>10406350
huh?

>> No.10406718

>>10403229
This made me laugh because it sounds like something some innocent dumb kid would ask

>> No.10406755

>>10403934
but how did the students present the project without breaking the chocolate eggs?

>> No.10406759

really though how does he get out
is there a door or something

>> No.10406775

>>10395226
>I'm guessing the lost her shitty job because of it
food service is pretty grimy, chances are since the dude just drove away and didnt make a stink about it no one even really saw what happened. Even if they did most shitty fast food places dont have someone around with the authority to actually "fire" somebody most of the time

>> No.10406866

>>10406308
it's not a milkshake it's the special sauce

>> No.10407039

>>10404670
Why does he look sad?

>> No.10407054

>>10407039
He's high as fuck and it's not weed.

>> No.10407114

>>10406775
tha wut huh?

>> No.10407160

>>10405458
Different anonymous.
I'm aware of cheese's relation to mold. That bullshit in the webm, though, crosses the fucking line. Fucking LOOK at it!

>> No.10407359

>>10404670
Let's be honest Maradona was better than Pele.

>> No.10407393

>>10398536

Well, hello diabeetus!

>> No.10407407

>>10404952
No u

>> No.10407416

>>10401927

What gender is this.......person?

>> No.10407423

>>10402672

LOL! We used to do this in the Air Force using the hypobaric chambers we used to train pilots on the effects of gas expansion.

>> No.10407428

>>10407416
potato

>> No.10407457

>>10407416
You fucking asshole there are no genders UGH

>> No.10407531

>>10403134
post the mole on the upper part of your arm

>> No.10407900

>>10395226
>I should like to shake her hand.

It'd be your first time touching a woman.

>> No.10407932

>>10392226
So when did the egg meme start, I've been gone a few months?

>> No.10407942

>>10407457
huh?

>> No.10407960

>>10407932
maybe a month ago, probably not even that long

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>> No.10408246

>>10392881
a̛̱͓̖̰̬̿ͨͣ̿ͨ͜л̶̤͉̮̦̰̗͖͚̤̣͉̮̯̺͖̟͒͗̍̀ͪ̔̆͛̀͘͢ę̯͚͓̙͇̟̥͎̪͈̱ͪ̉̾͆ͭͩ͗̐ͯ̔̀̀͝͞ ̡͎̭̦̹͇̹͉̝ͣ͒̑̾̉͌̑̋̓͛͌ͯ͑̍̔̔я̷̧̨̰̻̻͚̹͔͉̱͉͖̫̯̣̟͕̏̇ͣͬ͋͊͐̈͋ͯͨ̃͂̀к̙̩̤̣͇̤͔̻̱̱̤̯͖͍̘̥̻̫̘̈̄ͮ̑ͧ͊̑̚͢ ̸̝̝͙̟̙̼͓̖͉ͨ͗̎͂͗ͩ̍͒ͦ̌͟в̡̧̟͔̳̯͒͌͑̽ͣ̑̈͐̔ͮͦͪ͆̓͊ͦ͗̕i̼̮̮̙̗̣̤̦̫͛ͬ̐̔̾̍ͦͤ̔̎͑̋͂̈ͦͣͪ͐̿͢ͅн̶̢͍̰͕͓ͨ̎ͦͮ̇̔ͤ͐̾͐̌͊ͧ͊͌̑ ̛̳̯̹̭̭̳̳̯̼͓͇̦̜̃̂͑͋̿̎ͩ̓̈́̈́̊͠ͅͅв̝̰̠͇͚̫͈͚͔̯ͤ͆̽̃̿͋̔ͬ̈́́̓̋̓ͣͮ͟͟и͖̳͍̪̼̥̩͕̪̗̩̹͉̻͍̥͚̇̋͋͋͑̑̒͋̾̌̂͌ͪͩ͗ͣ͟͡ͅй̸̛̳̖̟̙̄̇̓ͯ͐͘д͕̩̱̐ͭ̏̃̇̉͐̐̂ͮ͒͑̄̚̕͟͢͝͝e̡͓̤̗̣̗̙̜̖̫̖͚̞̥̗̦ͮ̃̔͋̌ͨ͌͌̄͂̊͂̀̚̚͟͟ ̶̡̛͔̣̯͙͍͎͍͍͓ͫ̔̌̊̀͗͑͂̂з̢̛̳̠̟̞̫̝̯͗̐̄ͤ̄̆ͩ̐̃͒̄̾ͣͦ͒ͮ̒͞͞в̵̢̝̫̜̤͚̗̞̗̭̖̯̤͎ͯ̒̄̂̑̾̋ͣ̒͂ͧ̽̑ͯ̄͛̾͘͞͡ͅͅị̴̸̡͕̝̟̞̳̭͕̼̽́̈́̽ͦ̒̎̾͌ͩ͊ͣ̎̈́ͣͣͅд̵̮̞͇̭͎̟̫̣͇̫͎̺̞̰̑̀ͫ̃̑ͩ̀̚͘͞т̸̡̡̜̝̝̼̞ͣͮ̄̂ͦ̌͑̾̎и̸͕̣͍̺̱̪̏̋̉͑̾̓ͣ̃ͨ͊̃ͬ̐,̥̺͇͔̙̺̘̹̰͇̦̖̥̭ͧͯͭ͆́̽̽̓͋ͩ͐ͤ ̢̧̛̙̱̦͔͈͚̭̫̻̘̳͒ͭ̀̈̈̉͡н̩̹̳̣̘̆̉̆̿̑̈ͦ͜͞ę͉̘̠̤͙̭̦ͯ̑̀͊̏̐̕ͅ ͕̞̦̰̙͇̤̼̞̥̤͌ͭ͛̆ͣ͞ͅp̡̠̫̳͈͉̗̙̝̹̘̼̻͚͇̓̾͋̾͗ͮ̐ͤ̐̄̃ͫͮ͒͘͞o̡̥̣̫̙̘̹͕̝̠̬̤̰̘̦͑̽̇ͣ̃͌͊̽͌ͯ̾͋̈̄̚з̡̛͕̭̙̗̂ͦͮ̂̓͆̏̊͐̌͑ͫ̄б̨̡̘͍̜͈̦ͦͩ̇ͫ̇̑̋͆̀͘͞и̸̳͎͕̒͋̂̀͟в̷̪͚͕͖̤͓̪͇̟̭̹̗̖͇̳̬̪͆ͫ̋́̎̽̍̊͊̐̒͊͡a̵̧̻̠̫̣̭͔̣̣̯̜ͣ̃ͪ̈́͛̚͘͠ͅю̧̡̛̟̣̱͖̟̎́̉̓̽ͨ̆̄̂̽͒͂ͯ̔̽ͧ͜ч̴̷̶̦͙̫͕̬͙̬͍̣̟̤̮̮̙̐͌͐ͮ͌͋͆ͮ̍̃̀и̥̫̠̘̭̹͓͕̱̣̜͕̻̳͊ͭ͊̆ͫ̋͛̐̍̉̓͌̎́̀̚̚̕͘͟ ̰͚͓̦̯̟͖̣̫̯̜̦̭ͩ̽ͨ̆͂͒͛ͮ́̚͢͠в̵̨̱̦͖̬̞̱̠̭̩̱̝̖͈͐̎ͣ͒ͧ̉̑̌̄̏̊̍̌̄̃ͨ̂́̚ç͉̬̻͚͈̜̭͇̖͙̩̩͚̬̈ͪ̏̈̋ͩ̆̉ͬ͂̃̈́̒̓̌̀ͧͮ̕ͅȋ̴̢̟͉̫̗̪̮͑̍̃͗̀̈́ͤ ̛̤̣̟̞̹̙̯̥͕̳̼̦̝̠̌̓ͣͤͬͫ̈́̒ͩͦ̃ͫ̊̾̒̑̃̚͜͞я̴̴̤̹̮̱̱̹̩̻̼ͪͮ̿̓̽ͣ̈́ͣ̍̑̂̏͋̽ͅй͙̘͚̦̱͍̔ͤ͑̍̑́̚

>> No.10408271

>>10406866
You mean that shit epic meal time does to get their big mac sauce in bulk is something you can actually ask for?

>> No.10408277

>>10401889
save yourself from hell ^(

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>>10407359
Are you sure about that?

>> No.10408425

>>10404629
good for you, run a train on them sluts

>> No.10408507

>>10406026
Perfect.

>> No.10408759

>>10402690
fucking white people

>> No.10408917

>>10401469
spout of water pouring out the back. You know what the worst part about all these videos is? He fucking EDITS THEM AND UPLOADS THEM. These are not live broadcasts and we still somehow have these gems.

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>>10403457
holy fuck i can't stop laughing. He actually made a non-newtonion fluid and then repeatedly struggled to dip chicken in it. hahahhaha

>> No.10408946

>>10403508
overcooked. a good steak, ruined.

>> No.10409073

>>10401880
/ck/'s changed a lot in the last 2 years since /pol/ and /r9k/ have been leaking into the board.

>> No.10409079

>>10403134
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.10409180

>>10404629
First time I smoked dude weed we went to McDubs and I was cramming full Mcflurry-dunked burgers and fistfuls of Sprite-soaked fries into my mouth all at once and literally moaning from how good it was
I know the exact emotions this man is feeling

>> No.10409189

>>10394464
cutting the tofu like that would take a couple seconds at most unless you're actually retarded.

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>> No.10409201

>>10409180
that video was staged

>> No.10409207

>>10409193
>durr durr only 3 per day
fucking pretentious as shit

>ruining a steak by covering it in fucking katsu gravy

>> No.10409240

>>10395076
Youtuber "prankers" deserve the worst.

>> No.10409255

>>10409193
There's no way that girl is at all aware of what she's eating.

>>10409207
>ruining a steak by covering it in fucking katsu gravy
Did you miss the part where he fried it in panko batter?

>> No.10409259

>>10409255
>Did you miss the part where he fried it in panko batter?
I mean, you wouldn't really taste that. It would just be a textural thing. I don't have too much of a problem with it.

The gravy is fucking egregious though.

>> No.10409851

>>10409180
Widdly scuds?

>> No.10409983

>>10409259
>I mean, you wouldn't really taste that.
You might notice a lack of flavor from no sear though?

>> No.10410051

>>10406110
40$ is still to much for a steak

>> No.10410344

>>10393693
fish don't feel pain.

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