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>order food from Asian restaurant
>they make my dish "white man spicy", not actually spicy

>> No.10389306

dumb frog poster

>> No.10390036

Not knowing how to properly order you fucking food.
I bet you told him it was a
great meal too.

>> No.10390039

>>10389257
>order food from asian restaurant
>spend 30 seconds beforehand learning how to order in their language
>get good quality food
it's not hard dude

>> No.10390046

>>10390039
i always imitate their accent but all they do is insult me in chinese and spit in my food :(

>> No.10390062

>>10389257
Stop looking like a consumer of soy?

>> No.10390168

>>10390046
throw a couple nukes at them, that usually makes asians behave

>> No.10390218

>>10389257
What?

>> No.10390233

>>10390218
Ethnic places make their dishes less spicy when a white person orders than they do for their fellow brown and/or yellow people. Sorry to break it to you, lad, but you've been getting the pussyfied version whenever you order something "spicy" this whole time.

>> No.10390273

>>10390233
Maybe don't go there and ask for "the spieciest thing you've got." It's the same reason for why some barkeepers will give tap water and call it "ultra-strong vodka" to people asking for "the strongest drink in the house."

>> No.10390276

>>10390273
No matter how spicy you ask for, they always make it less if you're white.

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10390280

ITT: I base my worth on how spicy my food is.
Bunch of mongoloids.

>> No.10390285
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10390285

>be Australian with refined Australian palate
>go to new Indian restaurant and order vindaloo
>"it's very hot is that ok with you"
>"yeah ill be right, cheers"
>halfway through meal, sweating profusely
>gf talking, unable to respond in any way other than grunts and mhmm's
>eyes start going wobbly like ive taken mdma
>ask for another bottle of water and another beer
>order butter chicken next time I go there
Feels bad man

>> No.10390309

>>10389257
Bring a jar of sambal with you. Dump the whole jar on your food. Make eye contact with the staff and chew your food aggressively. They'll know better next time.

>> No.10392389

>>10390168
It also makes them go batshit crazy, if Japan's anything to go by.

>> No.10392413

>>10390285
excuse me , I require an aussie friend to speak to OnLine. do you have discord ?

>> No.10392735

>>10389257
>looking like a pussy

>> No.10392743

>>10389257
Wanting food super hot is a whitey thing. Asians just use it to augment the other flavors.

>> No.10392753

>>10389257
First time? Good otherwise? Just ask next time.
You ask, and really specify you aren't just trying to show off, and it's still weaksauce, tell them "shamefur dispray" and never come back.
That shit is annoying, I understand OP.

>> No.10392758

>>10390233
Lol. Black people think red vinegar is spicy. Most Indian shit is mild. White college dudes go on road trips to eat really hot stuff.
Thais look down at all of you with disdain.

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10392773

>go to local Thai place
>menu says Pad kee mao (Hot)
>"You want mild, medium?"
>nah let's go hot
>12 hours later
>doubled over on the toilet in tears

Why was I trying to be a badass

>> No.10392777

>>10392758
You over exaggerate your importance.

They don't care beyond you potentially making a scene

>> No.10392785

>>10392777
Who the fuck over the age of 8 makes a scene in a restaurant. Well, women aside, but I'm not sure if they truly count.

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10392798

>>10392773
I always get medium+ at my local thai place and it's just the right amount of burn.

>> No.10392892

>>10392785
Yup. You've totally disproven that white people don't overreact to things with that response. Good job my dude.

>> No.10392965

>sell litteral posion (hot peppers)
>soyim go bananas for them

>> No.10392977

>>10392892
What are you on about? Did some white guy steal your asian waifu?

>> No.10392984

>>10390273

White people cant stand heat is such a meme. No shit most white people dont eat spicy food, heat was never a normal part of the european diet. Now that its readily available you have white people breeding the hottest peppers possible specifically to eat it.

Asian food isnt even that hot.

>> No.10393004

>>10392984
>now that its readily available you have white people breeding the hottest peppers possible specifically to eat it.
Rectum ravaging fact. White people bred the hottest peppers to ever exist on the face of this planet.
Its like thet pretend we didn't conquer half the world and go to war multiple times to get herbs and spices we didn't have indigenously.

>> No.10393061

>>10393004

Europe had some of the most bland and boring native foods imaginable. You ever look up what the ancient greeks ate? Basically nothing but dates, honey, pasta, wild fruit, and fish. British food was even worse, all they ate was the shitty fish native to the region, aka horrid crap like eels. Europe didnt even have sugar until the late middle ages.

Meanwhile the asian continent has hundreds of spices just growing everywhere, they basically eat the same shit they ate 1000 years ago.

We basically conquered the world just to get food that didnt taste like shit, and have cultivated the most diverse availability of food in history.

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10393083

>Hate pepper-based spiciness
>Can down giant globs of horseradish and wasabi perfectly fine

>> No.10393098

>>10393083

Completely different chemical than a hot pepper. Capsaicin actually causes a heat reaction in the nerves, the chemical in those doesnt.

>> No.10393138

>>10393098
Gingerol, piperine, and capsaicin are all closely releated chemical compounds. So I don't think this is correct.

>> No.10393367

>go to thai restaurant
>ask "is 'hot' white people spicy or actually spicy"
>waiter looks at me perplexed
>"it's spicy. like thai food."
>"okay, you just never know."
>get food
>it is white spicy

>> No.10394421

>>10390285
are you sure they didn't grate a pinga on your curry?

>> No.10394641

>go to Indian place
>tell em I want the spiciest thing they have
>hits me like a truck
>eyes watering
>so spicy my mouth goes numb and I lose the ability to taste temporarily
Indians know how to do it

>> No.10394644

>>10392758
>Most Indian shit is mild.
you think that because they give you the mild version, white boy

>> No.10394658

>>10393138
And yet you are wrong. Wasabi is like mustard, you can't get used to it.

>> No.10394666

>order lamb vindaloo
>ask for it to be extra spicy
>receive blandest fucking lamb vindaloo ever
>seriously might as well be tomato soup
>eat less than half of it, decide to take the test home for later
>"Oh is it too spicy for you anon??? XD" Poo waiter asks like a retard
>"Actually it's not spicy like... at all..."
>waiter goes silent appearing confused
Serves me right for expecting good Indian in sheltered white Boomer Indiana. But who the fuck doesn't spice VINDALOO at all?

>> No.10396270

>>10389257
>complains food ordered from asian restaurant isn't spicy enough
>posts frog
I think that answers everything.

>> No.10396294

>>10389257
>food analogies

>> No.10396313

>seeing /ck/ fallen into this copypasta thread
Sure we have a surge after the reddit mayhem, i see.

>> No.10396315

What is the point to building a spice tolerance?

If, let's say the spiciest I can handle eating is a jalapeno, why build a tolerance to the point of the spiciest I can handle is a Carolina Reaper? In the end, it's the same intensity.

>> No.10396328

spicy food is dumb

>> No.10396355

>be white
>spiciest I can handle is habanero sauce
>have relatives who feel like their mouth is on fire from eating a plain steak burrito from Chipotle or Dorito spicy nachos
>thinks Jalapenos are the hottest peppers ever
>they look at me like I'm crazy

It's amazing how sensitive some people's tastebuds are.

>> No.10396365

>>10396315
Because it involves eating lots of delicious food
Going out to deliberately "work on your spice tolerance" sounds like a pretty soy thing to be doing

>> No.10396368

>>10394666
Yeah, I feel your pain having grown up in the midwest where indian food was milder than tex-mex. It was a revelation when I visited friends living in NY and they took me to a legit indian restaurant and the vindaloo was super hot since they knew any cumskin who wandered in really did want it hot. Flyover midwest is a food wasteland of watered down everything.

>> No.10396406

>>10396365
You mean hot peppers actually have a taste other than burning your mouth on fire?

Does a Carolina Reaper actually have an amazing flavor that I'm prevented from tasting because my mouth is too numb from how hot it is?

>> No.10396521

>>10390285
Is getting nystagmus from spicy food a thing?
Did clenching help?