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10387252 No.10387252 [Reply] [Original]

Water, the essence of life. Aqua, wa wa, maa, the flowing crystal fluid, you could have it in a glass or poured from a crystal cruet, it is truly...magical? From the oceans of blue to the lakes of green, water makes all life shine and sheen, but if one were not to drink it, is it mean? Mankind craves bursting bubbles to tickle and tease ones throat flesh, and sweet sugar to tantilize the tongue...perhaps our ancestors drank bubbled water sweetened with bee's honey or lemons juice, who knows

In any case, why is it when I first wake up I crave the coldest water, but when I drink it, it sort of hurts my chest and makes my body feel stressed?

>> No.10387256

>he doesn't cook his water with black pepper and chipotle
SHIGGY DESU

>> No.10387754

>>10387256
Huh?

>> No.10387764

What the fuck is this team shit?

>> No.10387856

>>10387764
>not knowing

>> No.10389372

Bump

>> No.10391357

>>10387252
I like to order tap water at the restaurant. not only do you save the cost of a soda, you also save the minimum 15% tip tax on that cost that every server expects.

It is undeniably a minimum 115% saving. Sometime more if the waitstaff was attractive and I up my tip in case they are romantically interested in me.

>> No.10391605

A thread died for this

>> No.10391612

>>10387252
I don't go near the stuff. Fish fuck in it.