/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10379993]

why are Amerifats so desperate for sugar water?

[Anonymous No.10380007]

because they're literally addicted to sugar, they will start breathing heavily and sweating if they don't consume high fructose corn every hour

[Anonymous No.10380013]

because they're literally addicted to sugar, they will start breathing heavily and sweating if they don't consume high fructose corn syrup every hour

[Anonymous No.10380093]

>>10379993
Self-medication.

[Anonymous No.10380188]

The tropical thunder flavor literally tastes like capri sun. I do not recommend it. The melon one is really good though surprisingly. If you are going to try this out go for the melon.

[Anonymous No.10380189]

>>10379993
Because you can't drink fruit, faggot

[Anonymous No.10380242]

not enough caffeine in these

[Anonymous No.10380262]

Just like Faygo, they taste like depression and melted popsicles.

[Anonymous No.10380493]

>>10380189
>be American
>love sucralose and other chemical shitteners
>can't into fruit juices
>unable to understand subtle flavours
>what is tea hurr

Even your alcohols are shit. Name one good American alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10380514]

>>10380493
Cum

[Anonymous No.10380983]

>>10380493
Pabst, Hamms, Schlitz, Blatz, Miller, Old Thompson, Knob Creek...... I could keep going if you'd like.

[Anonymous No.10382753]

>>10380983

>pabst, miller, and assorted cuckoldry

you'd better keep going considering everything you've named so far is absolute and utter shit

[Anonymous No.10383593]

>that first sip of the day

[Anonymous No.10383885]

>>10380493
I drink tea just because it smells nice. The only tea that has any actual flavor is from the middle East

[Anonymous No.10383913]

Indoxrination since birth. The amount of sugar we feed infants and young children is disgusting. it's no wonder the whole country is so fucking adicted

[Anonymous No.10384014]

>>10383593

[Anonymous No.10384021]

Let not sip therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof

[Anonymous No.10384037]

>>10383593
wtf does that even taste like? Pink is not a flavor descriptor god dammit

[Anonymous No.10384908]

>>10379993
It's a mystery.

[Anonymous No.10384913]

>>10384908

[Anonymous No.10384927]

[Anonymous No.10384941]

>>10379993
Because we stop breastfeeding as children and need something a little more substantial than water. You heathens don't have that problem.

[Anonymous No.10384955]

>>10384927
so after putting all this random bullshit is there any space left for coffee?

[Anonymous No.10384971]

>>10380493
>Good American Alcohol
I was going to try and argue with an obvious troll, but then I remembered taste is subjective and this conversation is silly.

[Anonymous No.10384987]

>>10384955
Who needs coffee when you've got syrup?

[Anonymous No.10384998]

>>10384987

[Anonymous No.10385002]

>>10384998

[Anonymous No.10385014]

>>10384998
well it looks like Jennifer is gonna have terminal fucking diabetes pretty soon

[Anonymous No.10385015]

>>10384987

[Anonymous No.10385054]

Because life is a bitter pill to swallow.

[Anonymous No.10385078]

This one here has just a hint of sweet. It doesn't give you that high fructose corn syrup lag like sodas or other sweet teas. I really like tea, but I hate sweet tea because most of them taste like chemically processed sugar.

[Anonymous No.10385085]

[Anonymous No.10385086]

>>10380493
America is the king of the brewing world nowadays

G*rmany has hefeweizen and a few good trappists, and that's it, any other style of beer is brewed best in America

[Anonymous No.10385087]

>>10380189
you ever heard of a blender, dude?

[Anonymous No.10385097]

>>10384927
jesus christ imagine drinking this gluggy slurry abomination

just thinking about it gave me diabetes

[Anonymous No.10385214]

i purchased one of these products alongside my daily 12oz of salt and vinegar potato chips. expectations were high when i saw the stunning bottle design, but i was instead left stunned by disappointment and wishing for more. blandest of flavors, and the contents werent even carbonated. stay away from this one sodaheads.

[Anonymous No.10385248]

>>10385086
this is factually incorrect.

[Anonymous No.10385265]

Its a craving that is developed because every company infests their food with corn syrup. They put it in sausage and bread FFS.

[Anonymous No.10385824]

>>10385265
seriously, how can anyone even claim to like these nasty overprocessed dicklets?

[Anonymous No.10385836]

>>10379993
I've had multiple people tell me that plain water makes them sick
My reaction is to tell them they don't deserve to live
So many Americans are genuinely afraid to drink water because it gives them a stomach ache
They don't deserve to exist.

[Anonymous No.10385839]

>>10379993
>interested in product because noncarbonated energy drink
> 0 caffeine content, it's just a 'sports drink'

Literally just a pre-diluted squash with added sugar

[Anonymous No.10385890]

>>10385248
Nah, you're just a nigger.

[Anonymous No.10385978]

>>10384927
>>10384908
As an American city dweller I have never customized an order and only recently found out you could about two years ago.
No wonder Starbucks drinkers are so fat

[Anonymous No.10386986]

>>10385839
It has caffeine you retard.