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>> No.10378226

why are mexicans so OBSESSED with sugar?

>> No.10378246

How does she get out of there without breaking the crisps?

>> No.10378294

There's already a webm thread and it's not even at file or bump limit. Fuck off with this.

>> No.10378321

How does he get out from there without breaking all the chips?

>> No.10378326

Those are chips, you britbong

>> No.10378506

How does he break out without getting the eggs?

>> No.10378536

how does he rape out of there without raping all the eggs

>> No.10378768

post it.

>> No.10378810

Mexico is no. 1 coke consumer. Chiapas (a very rural and indiginous state) is No. 1 consumer of coke in the country. They post billboards in native dialects becuase so many dont even speak spanish. Those comunities have more acces to coke than clean water for their homes. Thats just an example of a common thing in all of Mexico. I had a friend who would wake up every morning and the first thing he'd do is open a can of coke. Its not uncommon to see carts with sugary treats. And there is hardly a habit among people to talk about obisety even tho we're in the top 5 obese and diabetic countries. Fucking sucks

>> No.10378842

Their indigenous staple food was fucking CORN of all things. You do the math.

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>> No.10379155
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>> No.10379290

Maradona wanted the ribs and this faggot took them. I bet if the argies knew this they would kill him.

>> No.10379297

based Maradona

>> No.10379343
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>those shokugeki no soma style reactions by Maradona

>> No.10379400

i love how the first one won't come out and turkish salt man is like, welp fuck that

>> No.10379446

lmfaoaoao maradona is sick of that sand nigger ruining his dish

>> No.10379465
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BEHOLD, you dirty lowlife plebians:

I return!

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>> No.10379470

this :)

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>> No.10379503

How does he get in and out of there without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10379511

What a sad situation.

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>> No.10379527

I can't feel my feet.

>> No.10379528

How did he get in?

>> No.10379530
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>> No.10379540

Does he even realize that he's super famous among a small group on the internet.

>> No.10379543

He probably doesn't even have access to a toilet so no

>> No.10379546
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>> No.10379551

Anons, help me out. After watching this webm for a couple loops, it appears as though the guy's stand doesn't have an exit on the sides or in back. Let's say he wanted to take a walking break off work or leave for the day. He must have to crawl out the front. He doesn't look very nimble, and he has to lumber over his cooking station and dozens and dozens of eggs in the process. How does he accomplish this task without doing things like bumping the a carton off the shelf, mushing his feet, hands, or other parts of his limbs into the eggs, breaking them? Does he take all the cartons off and pile them inside his stand, one by one, THEN crawl out the front? That seems unlikely, he can't physically reach all the way over to grab the furthest carton in the stand. Does he have a step-stool? Is he deceptively fit, and can actually make one quick jump over everything, like the quick brown fox over a lazy dog? That would be especially impressive since there doesn't appear to be any room to get a running start, and he would be vaulting over his hot workstation. Maybe that's part of his routine. I imagine him performing this stunt with the same jaded expression he has in the rest of the video. Jumping over everything for the thousandth time. He could have been jumping over everything for years. Maybe he jumps and uses his arms to push himself up and over everything? It could turn out disastrously, his foot might graze one carton and that could easily send the whole wall of eggs crashing down, in a single cascade. In order to protect his bottom line, there must be some way he can leave the stand without breaking all the eggs. Maybe he buys little enough he has cooked everything by the end of the day, and can exit the hut as ungracefully as necessary. With only a minute and seven seconds of content, it's difficult to infer exactly what his exiting process would be. I think this question of our time deserves a full investigative report from a credible source.

>> No.10379552

I can't believe this exists

>> No.10379553
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>you will never scam stupid hipsters with shit like this

>> No.10379569

why not, anon? there's always an opportunity

>> No.10379577
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>> No.10379600

Though I don't eat raw meat I would definitely try that if someone else paid me for it.

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>cuts the crust

>> No.10379622

shut the fuck up grandpa, sheesh

>> No.10379626


is that a bowl of candy

with candy syrup on top?

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>> No.10379699



its an icecream shop that does desert things

>> No.10379708

Uma delicia....

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>> No.10379758

shut the fuck up

>> No.10379759

This is so cute

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>> No.10379800

i would not eat this, not even a slice

>> No.10379804

how about half a slice

>> No.10379806
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>> No.10379811

none of my gaijin dorras will touch it

>> No.10379816

how about half a slice- free?

>> No.10379819

When I made that I intentionally left out the part showing the crusts being cut to avoid the crust faggot commenting on it.

>> No.10379821
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>> No.10379822

not even if it's free

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>> No.10379843

I, for one, found this educational.

>> No.10379850

>brits have the worst snack

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>> No.10379865

ok now i have no choice but to fuck you in the ass

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>> No.10379887

Imagine being forced to eat all your meals at this place and the peanut butter bar

>> No.10379890

I see nothing wrong with this, tho my GF would rather make it herself

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Imagine my surprise

>> No.10379919
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>> No.10379922

nobody watch this
trust me

>> No.10379923

Is this a fetish thing?

>> No.10379931
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>> No.10379948

you returned to fuck up the filename again bruh

>> No.10379957

What the fuck is a "protein pancake"?

>> No.10379956

>puts raw meat on toast
pay 500 dorrars stupid gaijin

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>> No.10379971

Based Usain

>> No.10379972

Would you it in a box? Maybe eat it with a fox?

>> No.10379973

>that ramen

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>> No.10379978
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>What the fuck is a "protein pancake"?
How to identify someone who has never lifted a day in his life

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>> No.10380000

>"Mukbang gone wrong"
>disgusting fat cunt with typical fat cunt hairdo
>didn't get a live heart attack
why did you even show this filth?

>> No.10380003

I actually read the whole thing

>> No.10380012

What is a mukbang?

>> No.10380022
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>> No.10380060

"Muk" is shortened for "eating" and "bang" is shorted for "show/broadcast" in Korean. Basically a person eating in front of a webcam and people watch it on stream.

>> No.10380071
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>> No.10380073

i wanna slap her with a makeup wipe

>> No.10380082
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>> No.10380091

Like a food review?

>> No.10380101

no, it has nothing to do with reviewing the food. it's just because it's a cultural thing for people to not eat alone for them. they put on a mukbang during their meals if they're alone and pretend they're eating with someone else.

>> No.10380103
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He can normally get out through a door on the left side, but he's being held captive by his boss, the virgin egg fag in the left stall, who still has boxes and boxes of eggs for him to sell. The virgin egg kid may not look menacing, but he is very much a dick. He even kept the only working fan to himself, while he doesn't do shit all day. What an asshole.

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I like how every time you dump these you do it in the exact same order.

>> No.10380111

how does he rape while surrounded by all the eggs

>> No.10380129

I try not to

>> No.10380133

the point is to just watch your favorite streamer eat shit and you just listen to his/her talk.

Not a food review

>> No.10380138
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>> No.10380139

Sounds dumb

>> No.10380140

do Indians really shit in their foods??

>> No.10380141
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No but they wipe their asses wit their hands and don't wash.

>> No.10380142

It is. Anyways, it's in essence no different from people watching cooking and food/travel videos online when they're hungry.

>> No.10380149

>Holy water
That better be soap water

>> No.10380163
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>> No.10380179
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>> No.10380186

>be less gay
>practically sucking on black dick
yeah sure

>> No.10380205
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>> No.10380225

haha please post more epic crust cutters webms haha

>> No.10380243

This should be fucking illegal. Anyone with allergies can die just walking past this shithole. It is a public health hazard.

>> No.10380272
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>> No.10380282
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>dry cake mix
>cold butter placed on top
>no egg or anything binding
>nothing even mixed together


>> No.10380286

>little does anon realize that its a hologram doing all the cooking

>> No.10380291

>people eating
more like hipsters eating

>> No.10380293

Stop doing this shit.

>> No.10380295
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>> No.10380313
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>> No.10380329

what's so wrong about cutting crust?

>> No.10380336

Are nips the real J*ws?

>> No.10380338
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>> No.10380346

Is this man drunk? Why is he orgasming during a meal like that?

>> No.10380348
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>> No.10380356

only a turkroach could make beef look disgusting

>> No.10380364
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He is euphoric

>> No.10380367

is it spicy or something?

>> No.10380369

He thinks he can make it into the next big meme.

>> No.10380374


>> No.10380385

Thats just dumb it isnt even a challenge its just not humanly possible
No one can eat 22 lbs of anything in one sitting

>> No.10380393

b-but i'm serious.
I but the crust off my bread, makes it tastier.

>> No.10380411

fuck off, the crust is the best bit

>> No.10380412

>that'll be $150 plus tip

>> No.10380424

fuck you, it isn't.

>> No.10380428
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>> No.10380430

eat shit and die you fucking american piece of shit

>> No.10380436
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>> No.10380442

>PBJ caviar
lol wtf!

Also i'm interested, do you just put the jelly through a grate and when it falls into the water it stays as a caviar-like thing?, how does that work?

>> No.10380449

try dutch you kanker-hoer!

>> No.10380451
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There's a little more too it.

>> No.10380470

>adventurous foodies
they misspelled "retarded hipsters"

>> No.10380475

fite me fagit

>> No.10380489


Have you ever seen meat that tender?

>> No.10380515

that's diego maradona, ex football player and most importantly: massive coke fiend

that's coke sweats you're seeing

>> No.10380521


>> No.10380538

Donder op yo dombo!
Brand in de hell!
Eikel, Flikker!
Ga je hondje neuken.
Hoerenjong, je bent een kanker mongool!
Je zuster is een hoer, en you muder is Kuthoer!
Kus mijn kloten!

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>> No.10380549


Can someone pls post the BBQ webm with all the different types of meats?

>> No.10380555
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>> No.10380572

Did he eat a whole scorpion?

>> No.10380578

Maybe in the next life you won't be born defective

>> No.10380584

survival of the fittest faggot

>> No.10380593

>tyrone tries cooking

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>> No.10380624

buddy will you stop it with this chick?
are you in love with her or something?
explain yourself
this is nonsense to most of us

>> No.10380628

looks so staged

>> No.10380629

What about 22 lbs of cotton candy

>> No.10380630

That is the worst ramen I have ever seen

>> No.10380631

Hot as hell but probably staged as hell.

>> No.10380638

what the hell

>> No.10380672

the döner triggered me so hard earlier today, i rage posted

>> No.10380679
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>> No.10380682

>has a peanut allergy
>goes into the PEANUT BUTTER BAR
They deserve it

>> No.10380691

>that czech fried cheese sandwich

obtain how

>> No.10380699

He's cute.

>> No.10380704

North Korea nuke us pls

>> No.10380710

The German and Czech Republic foods are disgusting.

>> No.10380749
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>chicken/beef broth
>a fucking lime?
>a raw egg?

They fucked this up on purpose, right? It's like if they put down a slice of white bread, some tomato sauce, a whole pepperoni sausage and called it pizza.

>> No.10380757

the fact i never get to see them whip the icing up into a creamy paste is giving me blueballs. Please anon, post the continuation?

>> No.10380764

Does anyone have that webm of that Asian chick eating like 50 hamburgers?

>> No.10380780
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>> No.10380788
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whoops here it is

>> No.10380790

Yes, it happens all the time when I overcook my ribs.

>> No.10380796
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ok last try

>> No.10380799
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>>that czech fried cheese sandwich
>obtain how
Hrm. Smažený sýr is basically the equivalent of mozzarella bread sticks, in a slab form. It's flour, then egg wash, then bread crumbs, and it's deep fried, not just cooked on each side pan-fried.
The cheese itself is most similar to Edam, which is the skimmed version of gouda, which changes the melting point when fried (vs gouda) and browns up better than a whole milk gouda cheese. It can also be made with the czech form of camenbet, which restaurants have on hand to be served as a different appetizer marinated with lots of relishy garnishes like pickled peppers and served with good Czech sourdough rye bread.

I think since slav food is so meat centric, it's kind of the restaurant or street food menu default item for those who are vegan, or just can't face some pork products that day. It's certainly craveable, but kind of a weird something-is-missing sandwich when served that way, for sure. It will be served with a salad, and copious dressing or homemade mayonnaise.

>> No.10380802

ok bye

>> No.10380806

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

>> No.10380814
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No but I used to eat little bits of ziploc plastic and paper clips when I was in preschool

>> No.10380823
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>> No.10380830

I disagree

>> No.10380872

fuck the navy holy shit

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>> No.10380904
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>> No.10380929

worst part is the burnt eggs.
One time I showed my mom her macaroni salad video and she cried..

>> No.10380930

coastal batteries were outdated since the beginning of WWII

>> No.10380940

I'd eat the burrito.

>> No.10380960

I have to admit I love these videos and am going to replicate some of the recipes he uses

>> No.10380961

c-can i have those graham crackers after she's done with them...?

>> No.10380968

but if I stop eating I will die anon

>> No.10380973

La creatura...

>> No.10380974

Blitzkrieg Bop

>> No.10380981

why the fuck

>> No.10381004

fan made or from the show?

>> No.10381010

From the show.

>> No.10381011


>> No.10381017

It's japanese curry so no. Just a ridiculous amount of rice really.

>> No.10381020
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>> No.10381048

>sulfur yolks
People are of no value.

>> No.10381070

The Turkish one looked delicious

>> No.10381092

>fat hands

>> No.10381124

Fuck you and the last time this was posted making me want to watch this furry shit.

>> No.10381129
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>> No.10381196

how would u know he is a massive coke fiend?

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>> No.10381301

>you can wipe off stuff that might not get poured
now we're fucking talking here.

>> No.10381325

Actually looks decent, but they should've picked a name that has a chance in hell of getting them search results

>> No.10381332
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True, you have to be unique.

>> No.10381380

what a useless contraption

>> No.10381415
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>mfw blackies would rather be wakandan than african

>> No.10381437

team peanut butter represent

>> No.10381441
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Just like the "WE WUZ KANGS" idiocy, the Wakanda thing is another form of their escapism from reality.

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>> No.10381483


>says team chocolate


>> No.10381491
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Chocolate is stronk.

>> No.10381505

The plot thickens...

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>> No.10381528

i fucking hate india and this video

>> No.10381533

tell yo moms to not smoking crack during her next pregnancy

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>> No.10381569

everybody knows that

>> No.10381589

>cut crabs in half and shove them guts side down into meat
>chinese "cuisine"

>> No.10381653

hate this video
>the owner wanted to create a space where there was no guilt for indulging
you fucking pretentious roastie you already eat whatever the fuck you want anyways THE GUILT IS INSIDE OF YOU, IT DOESNT MATTER WHERE YOU GO
>the girl who bites into the thing and makes that stupid face twitch trying to be cute
i think this forum is making me meaner

>> No.10381726

It me geg

>> No.10381752

more than anything else, i hate how many fucking adverbs they (tasty / buzzfeed / nowthis / etc) stuff these videos with

>> No.10381795

>Iranian drunk food

>> No.10381811

There are no adverbs in that video

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>> No.10381982

I hope i get team chocolate, its the only one that is tastey

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Everything about your life is a lie.

>> No.10382035

Holy shit, did Hiro gives us IDs?

>> No.10382038

oh my God

>> No.10382055

I forgot cats can't see color for a moment.

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Cats have a great sense of smell and have a very discerning palate.
Meanwhile in dog world...

>> No.10382100

I'd rather have an animal that would eat anything then one that is picky as fuck. The former is more economical while the latter is more expensive.

>> No.10382101

>horrified screaming

>> No.10382114

best post

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>> No.10382181

dogs have learnt to just eat anything that we give them. they've become dependent on us to survive.

>> No.10382184

No russian?

>> No.10382191

this is kind of funny, becau'se they're taking normie-food and making it gourmet.

Its like building a shrine to shit.

>> No.10382192

it's in victoria, what the fuck do you expect.
they're hipster degenerates. literally everything wrong with society can be observed in melbourne.

>> No.10382202

>mexican, tacos
>flour tortilla
fuck you buzzfeed

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The second pie fucking killed me

>> No.10382221

the movie isn't actually fur-fag related at all, furfags just took it too far and assimilated the movie into their shitty ""identity"" as being on "their side". Its like faggots who go to watch a movie with a character who happens to be gay because they can relate to being gay and nothing else, completely missing the point of the move (eg: moonlight).

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>the movie isn't actually fur-fag related at all

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Quantity doesn't mean shit. Technique matters.

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>> No.10382264

If there's one thing niggers are good with its spices.
Fuck me, do i love some nigger-made chicken.

>> No.10382271

just imagine how much of my creme i could feed to her before she gets full.

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>If there's one thing niggers are good with its spices.
Slathering everything in Red's Hot Sauce and Flamin Hot Doritos does not count as "spices".

>> No.10382299

>indiginous state
So its not imported land?

>> No.10382301

>cats confirmed chef's best friend
>cat confirmed patron-saint of /ck/

>> No.10382308


Cursed pizza chain. Never eat pizza pizza

>> No.10382313

are those green onions or bell peppers?

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>> No.10382330

remember all those times bugs bunny made similar jokes and no one lost their shit? Disney does it too but they make it more subtle, like when maui was choking the chicken with moana :^)

>> No.10382338

No, I do not.

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>> No.10382348

Thats more an american thing than anything, like deep-fried butter, or butter-everything in general. Butter-everywhere is more a cum-skin move though, niggers just like putting spice on everything, so like turing patters when they do it right its fucking CA$H.

>> No.10382350

>ketchup + curry powder
why not just say fucking curry ketchup

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>> No.10382359

Well i do you fucking shit-skin, prove me wrong.

>> No.10382366

thought this was actually from the show and thought it was cool since Gumball does neat stuff like this but it's just that stupid how2basic youtube channel with the hands overlaid

>> No.10382374

Well except it is from the show and here's the full clip to prove you wrong faggot.

>> No.10382385

why is wagyu beef so expensive? its mostly just fat.

>> No.10382394

Ha yeah being a faggot is totally normal. Nothing to pay attention to! Made no difference! ITS NORMAL ITS NORMAL ITS NORMAL

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>it's a place of no guilt
>it's healthy because protein
I didn't know ice cream covered in peanut butter is healthy now.

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yep, totally normal.

>> No.10382427

found the nigger

>> No.10382428

>cover everything in penut butter
>eat whatever you want

>> No.10382433

How is this guy not morbidly obese? He doesn't even look overweight.

>> No.10382434

I'd eat that ass if you know what i mean ;)

>> No.10382442

didn't you read the video title?
>speed running

>> No.10382443

Because he fucking works out. Runs, lifts, all that shit. Weight loss is nothing more than calories in < calories out. Slam a bunch of big macs but then run and lift the rest of the day.

>> No.10382449

>yellow cake mix and butter just thrown on top cold and unhandled in any way shape or form
I don't bake but something about this strikes me as improper.

>> No.10382450

I think I got diabetes just from watching that.

>> No.10382452

For the sheer fuck of it. I love Chef Matsuda, I would think /ck/ would as well.

>> No.10382467

The marbling is appealing.

>> No.10382471

they pay for the meme of feeding cows beer and keeping the bovine from ever moving to be the ultimate glutton

>> No.10382488

but why? wouldnt it be tougher, all the most tender cuts of beef(tenderloin, ny strip, flat iron) come from the leanest muscles.

>> No.10382490

So you're saying that fat is tough?

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>> No.10382547

Honestly that's more of a carnival food thing. I've never seen deep fried butter outside of carnivals and faires.

>> No.10382557

Then you are lost.

>> No.10382591

God I hate that fucking cunt

>> No.10382609

>God i hate that fucking cunt

>> No.10382641

I live about 10 mins away from this place, it's supposed to be a /fit/ style cheat day cafe and everything is filled with protein powder.

>> No.10382645

You're conflating toughness with firmness. Fat is not firm to the touch at all, but it takes way longer to bite off and masticate (hence the expression "chew the fat"). If I want a cut of meat that's actually tender (opposite of tough; NOT opposite of firm) and easy/pleasurable to eat, I'm going for the least amount of marbling possible.

>> No.10382653

You make a valid point. But fat when cooked properly sublimates into the rest and makes it tender and smooth.

>> No.10382659

chupas el coca cola siempre

>> No.10382682

You know fully well that it isn't.

>> No.10382698

>any celebrity
>not a coke fiend

>> No.10382717

thats fucking disgusting. I would enjoy plain moldy sourdough with rotten spinach more than this abomination de las americanos

>> No.10382734

>white bread
>shredded prepackaged cheese product
>packaged """ham""""
why do americans do this?

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The sticker is still on...

>> No.10382739

I see. To be fair I probably only rarely if ever get to eat a marbled steak that's cooked "properly"

>> No.10382740

Racist. We have a right to exist too!

>> No.10382762

They were so busy asking themselves if they could they never stopped to ask if they should.

>> No.10382780

>He even eats like a retard
He has top be acting, the laws of natural selection would not allow someone stupid to continue to exist.

>> No.10382871

Yes, so does the local Indian restaurant in your city. Never eat Indian food. My close friend died of dysentery after eating Indian food once.

>> No.10382884

This is an absolute representation of filthy Indians.. God I hate their color and their mannerisms and their body odor. Just wish I could nuke this place

>> No.10382924

I mean, this guy is a better cook than many married women I know, and he's probably cooking in some middle of nowhere shithole in India with bare minimum tools
Good job

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>cats can't see color

>> No.10382951

hard to believe he resisted putting fish sauce in it.

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I honestly thought that it was a gorilla from the thumbnail.

>> No.10383003

or you could just eat the fucking berries and have 5x as many of them with less of the calories

>> No.10383007

Im going to be honest, I could probably eat that. Definitely if I dieted for a few days and did my normal cardio (1 hour of biking) every day. I have a huge ass stomach.

>> No.10383040

the reasons negros put hot cheeto """spice""" on everything is because their atrociously shit diet (remember: spic-nig cycle) has destroyed their sense of taste, they smoke cigs as well which ruins their sense of taste and smell, and the only thing that stimulates them is salt and spice and fried food.

then they blame their gluttony on not having a whole foods in the ghetto

>> No.10383055

>crabs dont feel pain
>as soon as he opened his stomach he started training around trying to close himself

>> No.10383223

>No Australia
Get fucked buzzfeed

>> No.10383242

99% sure this guy is on the current season of the amazing race

>> No.10383381

>chips and cheese

>> No.10383469

the cooked meat in the cat video was fucking boiled and probably disgusting, the cooked meat in the dog video looked like it had a delicious sear and seasoning

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>> No.10384260

>The Spherificator
more like "penis"
GET IT?????
you caN DO THAT with AN EMPTY BOTTLE of KETCHUP/MAYO/mustard or some thing else HAH

>> No.10384264

What a fucking waste of money

>> No.10384518

>over 27 flavors of ranch
So, 28? What the fuck is this new trend of bold text over a condescending video I hate it so much

>> No.10384536

>black nails
>tattoos in wrist
Of course, why would I think otherwise