/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10375267]

>visit fast food place often
>they start to remember you

[Anonymous No.10375276]

I don't care for that image.

[Anonymous No.10375292]

I had to move away from my local Vietnamese place with the tiny, cute, voice of an angel hostess. Sad.

[Anonymous No.10375297]

>switch brand of gin to save money
>liquor store grill notices
>anon, that's not what you usually buy?
>mfw I've been rotating between 3 stores

[Anonymous No.10375339]

>>10375297
>take a break from drinking for a couple weeks
>come back to one of my regular stores
>"whoa dude, we thought you died!"

[Anonymous No.10375341]

>>10375276
Me neither. Why rip the eclair in half with your lips when you can just bite it?

[Anonymous No.10375370]

>>10375297
>I've been rotating between 3 stores

Are you me?

[Anonymous No.10375587]

>>10375267
>they stop saying "have a good day" and start saying "see you tomorrow"

[Anonymous No.10375602]

>visiting same place every morning at 11-12am for 2 weeks straight
>decide to start waking up early so I show up this time at 7am
>"whoa something happened, you are early today!"
>autisticly while looking down "he-h-he n-no.
>Quickly grab the food and leave asap
I fucking hate people can't they just do their job and be quiet.

[Anonymous No.10375623]

>be obese
>always get beer and munchies from the 7/11 down the road from my apartment
>lease ends, move somewhere better
>months later
>on my way to visit a friend
>need gas and coincidentally on the same road the 7/11 is at
>get gas, go inside to get a beverage
>same employees from forever ago recognize me
>"ayyy! we thought you died bro"
>wanted to respond with "i wish i did"
worst register conversation of my life. I just wanted to be in and out.

[Anonymous No.10375674]

>Start getting takeout sushi from a restaurant
>Once a week
>By the 3rd visit the girl is already grabbing my food before I'm even through the door

I'm not sure if she likes me or really wants to provide good service or just really wants to minimize the amount of time I spend there.

[Anonymous No.10375691]

>buying booze on a weekday at my grocery store in pjs and already drunk
>run into someone I know

[Anonymous No.10375831]

>>10375623
>>"ayyy! we thought you died bro"
>>wanted to respond with "i wish i did"

[Anonymous No.10375911]

>>10375339
>tfw I "casually" mention to the manager if he's there that I'll be away on a business trip for the next few days/weeks

I just don't want them to worry about me

[Anonymous No.10375949]

>>10375267
>visit diner once a week
>they recently stopped giving me a menu

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT THE SAME THING, MARY

GIMME A DAMN MENU ALREADY

>>10375587
>"<cute waitress> has been askin' about you"

[Anonymous No.10375960]

>>10375691
what the hell? did you atleast wear underwear? who the fuck ever wears their PJs outside?

[Anonymous No.10375976]

>>10375691
this but try your friends mom lel

[Anonymous No.10375983]

>walk into subway
>not even asked what I want
>small talk for 5 min
>1$ tip

I do this 5 days a week.

[Anonymous No.10375997]

>>10375983
what do you usually get?

[Anonymous No.10376017]

>>10375997
Footlong Cold Cut Combo on Italian Herbs and Cheese, with Pepperjack, Tomato, Lettuce, Spinach, Olives, Onions and Pickles. Some Regular Mayo and Pepper on top.

[Anonymous No.10376022]

>>10375997
>6 inch italian
>spicy italian
>pepperjack
>toasted
>bell pepper, onion, olives
>chipotle southwest.

[Anonymous No.10376023]

>Go to gyro place a lot cause I had a mad crush on one of the workers
>Order a meal start eating my meal.
>I get glares from the workers including the one I had a crush on.
>The one I liked asked me what country I'm from.
>I said I was American.
>It was ramadan and I was eating before 9pm.

I felt so out of place. This was several months ago and I still feel like someone has ripped out my heart.

[Anonymous No.10376031]

>work at grocery store
>always buy my beer from there because it's convenient
>alternate which cashier I go through so my coworkers don't think I'm an alcoholic

[Anonymous No.10376034]

>>10376023
what cunt you in?

[Anonymous No.10376039]

>>10376031
Fellow grocery store employee here. They know anon, they know.

[Anonymous No.10376041]

>>10376023
Guaranteed they spit in there

[Anonymous No.10376048]

>>10376023
can you explain what this image is supposed to mean

[Anonymous No.10376072]

>>10376031
Co-workers talk about other co-workers. ALL THE TIME. THAT'S ALL THEY DO. THEY KNOW ABOUT YOU. THEY KNOW YOU'RE AN ALKIE.

[Anonymous No.10376079]

>>10375960

if girls can wear leggings all day I can go out in my pjs dammit

[Anonymous No.10376097]

>>10376079
shut the fuck up. dont wear pjs outside of your bedroom nigger

[Anonymous No.10376121]

>>10376079
But you're wrong though. You're dead wrong.

[Anonymous No.10376146]

>Go to Sichuan restaurant with asian gf
>they make everything ultra spicy because she's a chink

I just want some nice, mild orange chicken

[Anonymous No.10376159]

>>10375370
>Are y-

every alcoholic does this before they become shameless, my dude

[Anonymous No.10376178]

>on a first name basis with the drive through toll booth guy

[Anonymous No.10376262]

>go to local chinese hole in the wall
>order roughly the same thing every time
>they know my name despite me never saying it from running my card
>throw me in some sweet puffs from time to time

It's not so bad.

[Anonymous No.10376268]

>waitress gets way too casual right off the bat
>dumb bitch actually plops down in the booth seat and takes order
>tells us how tired she is and how shitty her day is going, how she was supposed to be off today

Bitch what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.10376278]

>>10376268
She wants the tip, and I don't mean you're dick

[Anonymous No.10376281]

>>10376178
>toll booth

Think ur being had there, m8.

[Anonymous No.10376290]

>>10376023
>it deeply offends you to eat before 9pm
>but have your restaurant open and serving food then anyway

In the Middle East your shoe size and IQ is often the same number

[Anonymous No.10376349]

>>10376281
>tfw they charge me a $1.50 toll whenever I go there more than once per day

[Anonymous No.10376372]

>>10376268
Probably hungover and likely still drunk from the night before because she was expecting to have the day off.
She earned her tip when she agreed to come into work on such late notice. If she didn't then they might not even be open and serving.

[Anonymous No.10376373]

>>10376023
But...why were they open then?

[Anonymous No.10376402]

>manage to go 6 days sober
>off the wagon again
>go to my regular shop and get 6 bottles of the usual wine for the day
Mfw, staff at counter tells me they are now overstocked on that wine now bc they were ordering extra to cater specifically for me
Feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.10376414]

>>10376373
>>10376290
They were having some hot beverage with their other sand people brethen. I think it was tea.
>>10376034
United States.

[Anonymous No.10376447]

>>10375983
Wait your Subway/fast food places have tip options?

Aren't those only for dine-in places or delivery?

[Anonymous No.10376458]

>>10376447
In America, some places have clear, transparent tip bowls right by the register.

I've been to this burger place where you have to bus your own table and they cheapest burger was $7. The staff still wanted tips when you had to get everything yourself. It was outrageous.

[Anonymous No.10376488]

>>10375267
I had a really shitty summer in grad school where I went full-on nocturnal and started waking up at midnight, which meant I could only eat at the 24-hour mcdonalds.

There was a mexican girl always there, mid thirties, and a bunch of people who worked for two weeks at a time and then quit. Eventually the mexican girl quit too. It made me sad for some reason.

[Anonymous No.10376490]

>go to a place regularly enough and has slow enough traffic that they definitely recognize you
>they make absolutely no mention of it
>start getting paranoid about being unintentionally rude or weird
You lose both ways.

[Anonymous No.10376501]

>>10376447
>>10376458
Yeah, lots of places have tip jars, but you're not actually expected to tip there the way you at a proper dine-in restaurant. Just put your spare change in if you feel like it, maybe a dollar or two if you think they did real good.

[Anonymous No.10376506]

>local place
>call for takeout 5-6 times
>can i get the Waffle Special with Hash Browns instead of eggs?

>next time
>can i get the Waffle Special..
>interrupts me
>with Hash Browns instead of eggs?
>yes, thanks

>pick up food, return to office
>open styro container
>Home Fries, no Hash Browns
>ate it anyway
>never return

shitty hangover breakfast

[Anonymous No.10376591]

>>10376414
>United States
entirely within your rights. Fuck them.

[Anonymous No.10376611]

I like when they remember me. At the taco bell near my house, every time i walk in they greet me by name and already start on making my order.

Same with mny liquor store, the guys there know me and everytime im there we catch up, talk about what beers they have or any interesting alcohol theyve got. They even have a order me stuff if they dont stock it. Its great honestly

[Anonymous No.10376616]

>>10376039
>>10376072
N-no I usually go to the new cashiers who don't talk much it's still a secret.

[Anonymous No.10376697]

>want 3 pieces of cake
>"I'll leave it in one piece ok?"
>looks at other customers behind me and laughs

[Anonymous No.10376981]

>>10376097
The whole joke here is the nigger word. Let's laugh out loud in the replies you guys!

[Anonymous No.10377001]

>>10375267
>Love to get lunch from this place
>start remembering me
>it say hi but really don't want to try starting any conversation
>sometime the owner or the waiter/waitress will sit with me and try chatting when they aren't busy
>Really don't like chatting but I love their food and all the friendly staff

What can I do to just enjoy the meal by myself and not being rude ? I hate them to get the wrong idea that I dislike them.

I really like to eat quietly

[Anonymous No.10377005]

>>10376697
Explain

[Anonymous No.10377077]

>>10377001
Stop showering

[Anonymous No.10377083]

>>10377005
I'm a little bit chubby and she knew that i would eat all those pieces myself. so she publically humiliated me by pointing it out.

[Anonymous No.10377119]

>>10377083
You deserve it for being fat

[Anonymous No.10377123]

>>10377119
h-ehehe yeah I g-guess

[Anonymous No.10377131]

>>10377119

>tfw you're a couple rows behind this guy and the drink cart coming from the back runs out of everything a couple rows behind you

[Anonymous No.10377238]

>>10376697
So you want to buy 3 pieces of cake. But the staff said they will only sell you one piece because you are chubby ?

Wtf What kind of shop is this.

[Anonymous No.10377248]

>>10376121
>>10376097
Nobody thinks your cratered tree trunks look good in yoga pants.

[Anonymous No.10377251]

>>10376981
Wew reddit.

[Anonymous No.10377254]

>>10375267
Hello, Reddit.

[Anonymous No.10377499]

>both liquor stores in your town start recognizing you
>have to drive 40 minutes to to the next town to buy beer

[Anonymous No.10377507]

>>10375674
Probably all of them, desu

[Anonymous No.10377513]

>>10377238
The staff wanted to give him three pieces in one big chunk

[Anonymous No.10377524]

>>10377499
Its okay, the habeeb ones usually love when you buy booze all the time and if you go there enough theyll order in different brands of beer for you. Thats how I managed to get 3 different Shiners in a small Wisconsin town.

[Anonymous No.10377538]

>>10376490
Yeah I wonder how charismatic everyone itt is that staff treat them pleasantly. Its fucking weird

[Anonymous No.10377544]

>buy the same brand of tabacco at the same gas station from the same guy for months
>last time i entered the store, the cashier smiles and already goes for the tabacco, while i try to sound cool and stammer "th- the usual please"

[Anonymous No.10377548]

>>10376159
wtf i drink a damn lot and never did this. sometimes ill go exploring to see if theres better prices somewhere else but 90% of the time i either go to one store because they have cheap Black Bull, or a different store despite slightly higher prices because its marginally closer and am lazy

[Anonymous No.10377570]

>chinese place near work
>cheap buffet and great pekin soup
>go in daily for lunch on work days
>cute waiter (owners son)
>quick on first name basis
>fast forward 2 years
>marry him

honestly i cant complain
been married for 3 years now
his mom still wont tell me her pekin soup recipe
weh

[Anonymous No.10377579]

>>10377570
are you a faggot?

[Anonymous No.10377593]

>>10377570
fag

[Anonymous No.10377609]

>>10377579
>>10377593
oh my bad, i forgot to post tits

[Anonymous No.10377647]

find a good place to eat near home
food is good, prices are good, service is good
it becomes my regular spot, and I always get my usual dish
I'm cordial and tip every time.
people start to know me and my order, people are friendly
(golden spot)
people start getting into longer conversations and try to take it further than hi, good day, etc.
(decline)
I'm not big on social graces
it becomes awkward
waiters start treating me with weird deference and I can't bring myself to be friendly and the environment is weird now.
(it's over)

leave for a month untill the service stops being awkward.

[Anonymous No.10377673]

>>10375267
>>10375297
>>10375339
>>10375831
>>10376146
>>10376268
>>10376697
>>10377123
>>10377499
Christ are we being raided by /r9k/?
Fuck off to your containment board, thanks.

[Anonymous No.10377724]

>>10377609
fag

[Anonymous No.10377734]

>>10376372
>go to early lunch w mom one day at local restaurant
>waitress comes up clearly hungover
>proceeds to ask us how we are
>we say fine and ask her how she is
>she says fine and asks us how we are again
>i inform her that she has already asked that question and proceed to tell my mother that were leaving
>mom says its fine
>i slam my fist on the table and proceed to tell my mother that I will NOT be served by alcoholics
>we end up just going through the mcdonalds drive through on our way back home
>i drive to the liquor store after and get a liter of vodka after and drink it all

[Anonymous No.10377764]

>i slam my fist on the table and proceed to tell my mother that I will NOT be served by alcoholics
Did you actually act this autistic in public

[Anonymous No.10377774]

>>10377673
Youre on the containment board normie

[Anonymous No.10377778]

>>10377764
My mom was lucky I allowed her to go out to eat in public with me. I had been going to this restaurant for a while trying to hit on said waitress and it wasnt going anywhere so I thought if i brought my mom out on a date it would make said waitress jealous. Completely dropped her when I realized she was hungover though

[Anonymous No.10377789]

>>10375267

[Anonymous No.10377882]

>>10377777

[Anonymous No.10377891]

>>10376697
I don't get it. Who's laughing?

[Anonymous No.10377906]

>>10377570
Cute story. Would love to hear more

Is it him who usually does the cooking ? Are you learning Chinese?

[Anonymous No.10377929]

I dated a Hooters waitress when I was younger and she would tell me about all of the weird as fuck regulars she would get. One guy actually bought her a motorcycle for her birthday and told her he loved her.

[Anonymous No.10377949]

>>10375267
God, ethnic places are so fucking bad for this. You can walk into a McDonald's five times a day and see the same employees and they'll never bat an eye.

You go to the same shawarma place twice over the course of five years and the owner will leap over the counter to shake your hand and introduce you to his family.

[Anonymous No.10377989]

>>10377949
They're fucking great for it, though. Having the owner of a cozy place being so nice to you is cool.

Big difference from a waiter at a diner or a fast food employee.

[Anonymous No.10378003]

>>10377774
Yeah, narr, fuck off cunt, your shithole is the containment board.

That's what you whiny faggots have turned it into. It use to be the greentext board, but then whiny little shitbags like you, who are even more pathetic then cucks, came along and shit it all up.

[Anonymous No.10378005]

>>10378003
Hehehe got ya triggered cunt

[Anonymous No.10378019]

>>10377929

Same. I dated a hooters waitress who graduated the year before me my senior year of high school and I used to get so much free shit that her creepy regular customers would give her. I still have a Beretta 9mm that one of her regulars gave her "for protection."

[Anonymous No.10378025]

>>10377989
But interacting with humans is so awkward.

[Anonymous No.10378055]

There are three places in my home town that remember and/or know me
>KFC
>The Local Noodle Place
>A Local Restaurants

The Restaurant is owned by a Chief that I once worked with and the head waitress is his sister, who I not only worked with as well, but am also friends with.
The Noodle Place was once owned by a, I think he was Malaysian, guy. I went in there a couple of times with my mother and he remembered me from that. My mother was a hair dresser at the time and use to cut his elderly fathers hair on the cheap and he'd give her a discount. So if I ever went in there by myself he'd always ask how mum was and give me a discount as well/
And KFC, well let's green text how I became known to two of the employee's there
>Go in to grab some dinner, because I had a long day working as a delivery driver and didn't feel like cooking
>Girl who serves me looks at me funny as I'm ordering
>After she's taken my order and grabbed my drink out of the fridge she says
>"Do I know you from somewhere, you look familiar?"
>I look at her and realize that I delivered something to her a couple of days ago
>I say "You live on Example St. right? At number #?"
>Her eyes start to widen as if she's starting to get a scared
>"I work for AusPost I delivered something to you the other day"
>She remembers me
>Since then whenever I've gone in there and she's serves me, she greets me as "AusPost"
>One of the other girls was with her once and now she also calls me "AusPost"
That was over a year ago and I've been in there maybe 10 times since

[Anonymous No.10378103]

Liquor store across the street used to know both my mother's and my wife's ciggy orders. I'd just walk in and say who I was buying for and they'd grab them for me.

They also started carrying moonshine at a discount when we started drinking it but I never actually bought any from them. I miss that store.

[Anonymous No.10378122]

>>10378005
>Hehehe got ya triggered cunt

Of course I did, because I still remember the good old days, before Moot killed and resurrected /r9k/.

I remember a board full of greentexts about all kinds of shit. School pranks, fights, first sexual experiences, weird punishments, weird sexual experiences, etc, etc.
I remember
>No croissants today, boss

Fuck those whinny faggots that ruined something great. I will never not be mad at those beta shit stains.

[Anonymous No.10378162]

>>10376372
>I deserve MORE money for doing my job!
lmao at the state of entitled wageslaves

[Anonymous No.10378167]

>post on erddit
>see funyn green words
>me too

[Anonymous No.10378181]

>>10378055
>calls you AusPost
That's pretty ride desu. Start calling her "waiter."

[Anonymous No.10378206]

>>10378181
>That's pretty ride
I assume you mean rude.
If so, it's not really. It's more in a playful/friendly manner.

[Anonymous No.10378233]

>>10377778
So you do have autism

[Anonymous No.10378238]

>>10377906
>chinese
There is no Chinese language

[Anonymous No.10378260]

>>10378238
Don't be so pedantic. It's obvious in context what is being asked.

[Anonymous No.10378267]

>>10378260
I have language autism

[Anonymous No.10378319]

Frogposting is the gayest thing on this forum

[Anonymous No.10378337]

>>10378003
>It use to be the greentext board, but then whiny little shitbags like you, who are even more pathetic then cucks, came along and shit it all up.
Truth.

[Anonymous No.10378339]

>>10378319
>forum

[Anonymous No.10378369]

>>10375292
If you're white she would have married you, you fucked up.

[Anonymous No.10378388]

>>10377906
one of my favorite memories was when we were just starting to flirt he'd cut my wok veg into stars and flowers
a bit silly maybe even childish but i found it adorable
oh and his worried face when he first served it to me it was all just so cute

when he doesnt serve, he works the wok but its his mom that does most of the cooking at the restaurant

at home we change it up
portuguese cuisine goes well with chinese surprisingly enough

and nah, i know a few words of course but thats about it, thankfully his direct family speaks fluent english

[Anonymous No.10378392]

>>10376159
I quit in 2010 but I seriously though this was just something I did.

[Anonymous No.10378393]

>local diner started to recognize me and my orders
>not socially awkward
>they burned down last week

[Anonymous No.10378422]

>>10378388
>he'd cut my wok veg into stars and flowers
T...that's adorable

[Anonymous No.10378429]

>>10378122
>hes still going
damn also I hope you realize I didnt read any of your posts

[Anonymous No.10378484]

>>10378388
>maybe even childish
The absolute state of womens

[Anonymous No.10378533]

>All the employees at the 7-11 stops carding me despite looking like I'm probably 16

[Anonymous No.10378541]

>>10378533
>this one employee at 7-11 sometimes gives me free coffee

Apparently I'm the nicest customer they get. That was baffling to me until I paid more attention to the other customers. A lot of transactions have zero dialogue, so I get where my basic humanity in greeting and thanking the would be appreciated.

[Anonymous No.10378557]

>>10376981
summer

[Anonymous No.10378565]

>visit Chinese restaurant that I haven't been to in years
>they still remember my name and what I usually order

[Anonymous No.10378570]

>>10378122
i'm with you anon

[Anonymous No.10378583]

>>10378388
>portuguese cuisine goes well with chinese surprisingly enough
Then you're gonna like Macau.

[Anonymous No.10378617]

>>10378388
Moar cute story related to cooking (if there's any) while dating please.

[Anonymous No.10378786]

>>10375267
female at wawa said she saw me walking 2 miles down the road. apparently she was impressed.

[Anonymous No.10378956]

>>10378541
>This one worker at 7/11 is my wife's boyfriend

[Anonymous No.10379354]

>>10378122
>>10378122
THIS ! ! !

[Anonymous No.10379581]

Do store clerks talk about customers they see often? Never had any of these experiences but I go to the local grocery store about 3-5 times a week. I am pretty sure they recognise me quite well at this point.

[Anonymous No.10379820]

>>10378122
at its current state, it is even worse than prime feelfaggotry about 4 years ago.
now it's what /b/ used to be like before it became a roll and porn board.

[Anonymous No.10379857]

>>10378025
I just remind myself that there's no possibility I'm the most awkward freak they've seen, and I'm probably not the most awkward freak they've seen that day, even.

[Anonymous No.10379987]

>>10378055
Haha, hey, AusPost! That’s pretty funny! The crew at my local McDonald’s call me ‘Three For Free’. The story behind it is that I received my order and asked for extra sauce packets. One of the crew members (who was very professional and provided excellent customer service) gave me three sauce packets. I exclaimed “wow! That’s great! Three for free!” Then another crew member turned his head and said “Hey! That’s pretty funny! We’ll call you Three For Free!”
What a great restaurant and dining experience

[Anonymous No.10380020]

>>10379581
Only if they are fucking weird, huge assholes, or really good looking.

Most customers aren't particularly noteworthy, in my experience.

[Anonymous No.10380159]

>>10380020
also in restaurants/bars if you tip well.
especially if you’re otherwise normal and/or nice

[Anonymous No.10380410]

>go to my regular coffee shop
>"cappuccino sir"
>"I'd like a hot chocolate actually"
>they weren't talking to me but the guy next to me
lol that was awkward, anyways I ordered a hot chocolate. Yum!

[Anonymous No.10380492]

I like being extra nice to the autistic looking people to see then squirm.

[Anonymous No.10380590]

>>10379987
good pasta

[Anonymous No.10380599]

>>10375267
Am I the only one that never goes to a place again if they recognize me by name or predict my order or whatever

like fuck off leave me alone reeeee

[Anonymous No.10380622]

>>10380599
Nope, I do this too. I wish I had one of those magic items from RPGs or anime that makes your presence completely unremarkable and forgettable so that you would never be recognized

[Anonymous No.10380650]

>>10378003
Do you know what website you’re on? Sure there’s a board designated for those kinds of posts but this site has always housed social outcasts and rejects. Given the topic of the thread, it’s only natural that these kinds of posts would surface and appear.

[Anonymous No.10380666]

>>10377774
How's your shit scat comics to ward off normalfags going along?

[Anonymous No.10380997]

>>10375267
>order from a Chinese place you haven't in months
>delivery guy remembers you
Goddamn it hit way harder than it should have, I felt like I neglected and forgot the best friend I ever had.

[Anonymous No.10381000]

>>10380997
>team mini
wat?

[Anonymous No.10381047]

>>10375267
>Eat at a place twice, asking for specific things
>A year later i go back to the same place
>The person working there ask me if i want the same thing i ordered a year ago

[Anonymous No.10381061]

>>10381000
>mini
what a fag

I feel you on that chinese food thing, I didn't eat Chinese for months and then felt like I couldn't go back after the guy was so friendly

[Anonymous No.10381118]

>amazing local middle eastern place, I go pretty often
>it shuts down and becomes a chain pita pitt
>go there once out of desperation
>the old owner still works there and looks seriously depressed
>he sees me and his eyes light up
>order a pita and he's acting really wierd
>he takes it into the camera blindspot and scoops some hummus out of a fanny pack onto my pita then winks at me
>t-thanks
>throw it away outside and then regret betraying him

[Anonymous No.10381140]

>>10381000
I think it’s supposed to be those Cadbury mini eggs

Asian moot has good taste in easter candy

[Anonymous No.10381178]

>>10375267
Team creme getting wrecked in op image.

[Anonymous No.10381267]

>>10381061
h-how did they manage to stack those sideways?
asking for a friend/god

[Anonymous No.10381647]

>Go to McDonald's near my house 2 times a week.
>Always order two triple cheese burgers with large fries and a large soda and take it home, usually eat it while browsing 4 Chan or watching YouTube videos.
>This cute blonde girl who sometimes works there always smiles at me when taking my order it seems as if she liked me.
>Start rotating to this other McDonald's a few blocks from the one that's closer to my house so she doesn't think I'm a fast food addict.
>Last week I spot her working there too from afar without having to enter the store.
>Turn around and go back to the other store instead.

Fucking wagies.

If you ever work a job like those don't ever say anything to your customers.

[Anonymous No.10381673]

I'm not saying you guys who fucking hate basic human interaction hate yourselves and your lives, but have you ever thought if you weren't ashamed of your eating /living/drinking habits you might enjoy harmless pleasant interactions more?

[Anonymous No.10381683]

I can phone up my Pizza place and they recognize the number and my voice. I always order the same thing so it's become the usual. If I go a couple months without ordering when I order again they ask if I'm okay.

One time I ordered and it took so long to get here (like 45 minutes) they said it was free.

[Anonymous No.10381695]

>>10381683
>took so long to get here (like 45 minutes)

Where I live that's the minimum it takes to get to your door.

[Anonymous No.10381713]

>>10375267
>old lady cashier starts making small talk with you

[Anonymous No.10381742]

>go to my favourite chip shop every monday for about 8 months
>order the exact same thing each and every time
>go on holiday overseas for a month during uni break
>come back and it's shut down
what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.10381864]

>>10375267
Every place I get delivery from uses the same third party. They all know me. Also Vons delivery people know me.

[Anonymous No.10381881]

>>10375983
Subway is pure cancer. Enjoy death.

[Anonymous No.10381917]

>>10377570
HAY GUIZE IM A GIRL GIVE ME ATTENTION

[Anonymous No.10381971]

I'm the GM of a pizzaria and I have probably 30-50 regulars I greet by name when they come in. Only a handful of people have ever been awkward about it, at least outwardly. Usually if I remember someone - especially if it's been a few months since their last order - they smile and appreciate it and exchange pleasantries. A couple remember my name, which is cool since I don't wear a tag. A few have even given me Christmas presents.

Y'all need to calm down; employees are just trying to make you feel like your business is appreciated so you'll keep coming back.

[Anonymous No.10381978]

>>10381971
Also one guy took a selfie with me and it was super weird but that's what you get sometimes when you're friendly.

[Anonymous No.10382001]

>drink at bar on the reg
>only friends are bartenders
good times

[Anonymous No.10382008]

>>10376981
t. nigger

[Anonymous No.10382047]

>>10381673
Honestly this thread has made me really sad.

Like many on 4chan, adolescence was rough on me. I didn't think I could ever be normal. I was as mentally damaged as anyone in this thread. The first time I went to buy fast food, it took all of the courage I had and that was after months of wanting to do it but not being psychologically able to talk to a cashier. This, and so many of my other thoughts and habits, was a sign of mental illness. If you are uncomfortable with people recognizing you, then you are mentally ill.

I haven't been on 4chan much in the past year as I've transformed my life. I had had enough of fighting back tears while in public, sobbing in the shower, and generally detesting existence. I went to therapy and actually really tried socializing. Yes, plenty of people are retarded and tons of other people deserve to be mocked. However, lots of people are really genuinely nice. I promise you that these people are not judging you. This shit is in your head. It's from middle school, it's from high school. Please move on with your life. This girl >>10381647 is probably a super sweet person and wouldn't judge you for your fucking eating habits. The only reason your mind goes there is because you aren't properly socialized. The world isn't as hostile as 4chan.

Give it another shot. This greentext shit is no joke. Wake up and realize that most people literally don't give their restaurant choices a second thought. Realize that you can get there too. There's more for you out there. Your life is serious. You're rotting away and if your current trajectory holds, you are going to experience tons of discomfort, pain, and despair before you end your own existence.

[Anonymous No.10382071]

>order pizza from place every week
>same order and always delivery
>heading back from work and ordered carryout instead since I was already driving
>get there
>sorry sir, our driver just left with your order

I had to wait 15 minutes while they remade it. They didn't even give me a discount or free shit for fucking up my order.

[Anonymous No.10382099]

>tfw naturally rotate stores/orders etc.
Am I too far gone? Or are y'all boring for always buying the same?

[Anonymous No.10382144]

>>10375602
>they're just as lonely as you are
>push them away

[Anonymous No.10382155]

>>10375949
>I DON'T ALWAYS WANT THE SAME THING, MARY
lol

[Anonymous No.10382167]

>>10382099
If you are talking about where you buy booze you might have a drinking problem. If you mean you enjoy a variety of food that's totally normal.

I perfectly happy to eat the same things every day, but I entirely understand why people would get bored of that.

[Anonymous No.10382290]

>walk over to Charleys run by Germans
>hear "Pepperoni steak?"
>don't even have time to respond, shits already on the grill
>was going to ask for a bacon three cheese
>take the pepperoni anyway because its my usual

[Anonymous No.10382294]

>>10380492
>I like being extra nice to the autistic looking people to see then squirm.
I like you.

[Anonymous No.10382326]

>>10381742
>you were holding it up on its last leg
>your selfish desire to see the world tore a family apart

[Anonymous No.10382352]

>>10382167
I just hate having a favourite. That just makes it easier for people to judge me. I dont wanna be the cheeseburger or jack daniels guy.

[Anonymous No.10382430]

>>10382352
That isn't normal, but it isn't as weird as some other people in this thread I guess.

[Anonymous No.10382481]

>>10377570
Nice story! Love to hear about happy couple's :D

[Anonymous No.10382499]

>>10382047
huh?

[Anonymous No.10382506]

on the way home from walking my dog at the park, I get food from a PDQ (chicken place) and the two girls there recognize me and the dog at the drive thru now. I've gone maybe once every other week and they even give him a little plastic container with treats in it.

pic related

[Anonymous No.10382516]

>>10382430
Who are you to say whats normal?

[Anonymous No.10382592]

>>10382516
See
>>10382099, where the guy asked for opinions.

Agree or don't. I'm anonymous, I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.10382614]

>>10382592
Nigga Im that guy, i made both those post. Now tell whats notmal and why ita bad not to be normal

[Anonymous No.10382657]

>go to shop at 7am
>buy 12 beers
>guy rings it up
>"haha, i work nights mate i havent just woke up and come here"
>he just looks at me dead in the eye as he scans the beers
>leave to go home and drink
>have to go to work soon
>post this on /ck/

[Anonymous No.10382669]

>put a 12 pack of dr pepper on the conveyor belt at USA foods in Melbourne for the first time in 3 months
>Clerk says "wow I haven't seen you in ages!"
Also practically every convenience store clerk waives the card payment minimum for me because I'm buying enough dr pepper to put their child through school. Some of said clerks are cute twenty-something chinks which is nice.

[Anonymous No.10382686]

>>10382506
I love your dog and I love pdq, excellent post m8

[Anonymous No.10382688]

>>10382506
That's a good boy right there

[Anonymous No.10382700]

>>10382614
The idea that you care so much about being judged by people who probably don't even know your real name is not normal. Everyone judges you all the time, and it doesn't matter because it very rarely impacts you in any way.

As a former customer service worker, I can tell you what I said earlier in this thread.

Customers who are extra nice, extra shitty, extra weird, or extra good looking. Anything else, who cares? If you become a regular at a place and your order isn't difficult, the most the workers there will care is that you are an easy customer. Other than that, why would they waste any of their time thinking about you?

[Anonymous No.10382704]

>>10382657
Should have bought some non alcoholic drinks and pretended you were doing your weekly drinks shopping

[Anonymous No.10382718]

>Employees can tell who I am by the sound of my bike alone
>All I have to say is 'the usual' during weekdays
>Extra fries and nuggs every time

Bless those workers.

[Anonymous No.10382787]

>>10381971
>Y'all need to calm down
don't tell me what to do

[Anonymous No.10382897]

>in and out only thing open past 9/10pm
>disincentive order
>depressed binge eating late at night end up eating there a lot
>get better for a while been months since i've been there
>back on my bullshit relapse
>hey anon haven't seen you around in a while good to see you how's it going
>not good ;;

[Anonymous No.10382932]

>>10381267
they take out the cans from some of the boxes and tape them together

[Anonymous No.10382933]

>local cafe
>cute girl smiles and giggle everytime I go in
>this goes on for months
>finally muster up the courage to ask her out
>turns out she’s like 15

sh-she looked older I swear!

[Anonymous No.10382948]

>>10377891
you are

[Anonymous No.10382959]

people remembering things...
My god

[Anonymous No.10383004]

>>10382047
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.10383168]

>waking up at 10pm every day
>McDonalds for breakfast every day
>after a while the fat grill that works nights recognises me at the drive through
>"oh hey you!"
>start driving to the next McDonalds 15 minutes further away

[Anonymous No.10383227]

When I was renting a shitty room in a shitty apartment where I barely ever cooked I became a kind of regular at the nearby KFC. They already knew my order(I got roughly the same every time). Which was bittersweet, it made the process faster but also a bit sad
Now I have my own kitchen and only get fast food when I'm overly drunk and it's close to midnight.
Still get the feels when I get KFC tho and remember those times. They weren't even close to good desu

[Anonymous No.10383342]

>>10375267
Me at... Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.10383343]

>>10375267
>visit that local Asian grocery store often
>they immediately call out my name as soon as I enter the store
Fucking uncomfortable desu.

[Anonymous No.10383350]

>hey mr. pint of amstel, 10 pints of the usual?
>no ill have a soda and leave after 10 minutes to prove a point, you cheeky little shit but tomorrow ill go back to my usual ill-advised consumption

[Anonymous No.10383428]

>>10382933
she wouldn't be 'like 15' to chad

[Anonymous No.10383449]

>>10382506
give him pets for me, hes adorable.

[Anonymous No.10383483]

>>10378003
I fucking love Australian hour, but I always seem to miss it.
Do you guys have a secret meeting where you decide when and where to fun-post?

[Anonymous No.10383489]

>>10380622
I want to kick a half elf mutt in the groin

[Anonymous No.10383677]

>work at mcdonalds
>we have regulars
>the frappe-lady, a fat ugly cow who always orders a frappe drink, she has given us a cake two times because "we are so nice to her"
>the moustache man, signified by his massive moustasche
>the clog/galosch man, a mentally ill old guy who always wears galosch clothing and likes to go into the woods and lie in puddles of water to feel the galosch pressing against his skin.

>the legend, literally always comes in every single day at the exact same time and orders the exact same thing. Is most likely a retard who cant make his own food.

>the gluten devil, always comes in during night shifts and orders multiple glutenfree triple cheeseburgers, something which takes far more time to make than it should and wreaks havoc for the lone kitchen worker.

We remember you, and we hate you

[Anonymous No.10383818]

>>10383677
>We remember you, and we hate you
And nobody remembers you or spares you a second though, faceless drone

[Anonymous No.10383834]

>>10382144
That may be the case but I'm not in their establishment to make friends, this is purely a business transaction and I'd like them to treat it as such.

[Anonymous No.10383929]

>>10382932
My god that's genius

I was wondering what would happen if one of those crosses happened to topple down but the boxes are probably mostly empty besides the base.

[Anonymous No.10383936]

>>10383489
I hate her too, but her cloak is a good recent example of the ability I was talking about

[Anonymous No.10383943]

>>10383677
>tfw probably known as the trash man at my local fast food places because my passenger seat is constantly full of literal garbage

[Anonymous No.10383944]

>>10383677
I can't wait until you entitled no-skill losers get replaced by machines. How dare you have judgmental opinions on your betters?

[Anonymous No.10383982]

The pakis at the local fried chicken shop have known me by name since I was like 5 when I went with my mum and I'm 22 now

[Anonymous No.10384052]

>>10375267
white power

[Anonymous No.10384058]

>>10377734
Nice

[Anonymous No.10384074]

>>10384048
lol retard

[Anonymous No.10384085]

>>10384074
fuck you i cant read im sleep

[Anonymous No.10384090]

>>10383818
>>10383944

[Anonymous No.10384114]

>>10376697
you mean slices not pieces you fat fuck
you should have bought a whole cake

[Anonymous No.10384132]

>>10375267
Yea. It's always weird. You don't know if you should say hello or not..

[Anonymous No.10384152]

>>10378206
No I didn’t you little shit. Never reply to me again.

[Anonymous No.10384383]

>>10383677
You sound like an ass.
>hate lady that gives fucking fast food drones cake TWICE
>hate moustache guy just for having facial hair
>mentally ill guy that can't help it
>mentally ill guy that you can expect like clockwork
>admittedly annoying gluten allergy person who is either buying for a family or trying to have one bit of enjoyment in their miserable life

[Anonymous No.10384447]

>>10381118
kek

[Anonymous No.10384877]

>>10384383
*spits in food*

[Anonymous No.10384947]

The worst is when the customer in front of me and the cashier are having lively smalltalk, then when it's my turn the cashier just loses all emotion from their face and voice. Do they see something wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.10384962]

>>10384877
*shits on ceiling of bathroom*
your move, wagecuck

[Anonymous No.10384983]

>>10382290

beta

[Anonymous No.10385003]

>>10384983
Huh?

[Anonymous No.10385026]

I used to go to a particular dunkin donuts for wifi, and most of the time I only bought a small unsweetened ice tea.

They eventually got to know me and give me free stuff sometimes.

[Anonymous No.10385033]

>>10384947
It's not you, anon. It's just how the customer service facade works. If they don't have a rapport with you then you're just watching their demeanor go from human to wage-slave again.

Although I will say they aren't great at their job bc in customer service you gotta be aware of things like that.

[Anonymous No.10385037]

>go to taco place often with friend
>we can order some extra guac for free
Is nice

[Anonymous No.10385042]

>>10375267
nigger

[Anonymous No.10385043]

>>10385033

I remind myself that if you have to work for someone to support yourself, you are still a wage-slave, even if you are paid a lot.

It makes it easier.

[Anonymous No.10385050]

>>10385026

Also, I forgot to say. One time I walked in and they already had an iced tea ready for me.

[Anonymous No.10385061]

YIKES

[Anonymous No.10385062]

>>10377001
"I'd rather eat my meal alone, thanks"

[Anonymous No.10385200]

>hungover as fuck
>feeling shitty about myself too
>decide to wear sunglasses the whole day so I people don't make eye contact with me
>go into fast food restaurant, go up to counter without taking of the sunglasses
>order a regular menu and ice cream
>cashier asks me what kind of sauce I want
>"Sauce? I didn't order sauce"
>she starts stammering
>"Oh right, haha, sorry. Umm, what was I gonna ask?..."
>"...what kind of drink I want?"
>"Right, yes, sorry."
>"Coke."
>goes to the back to help prepare the order, gives it to me awkwardly

Dumb bitch probably thought I was gonna shoot up the place or something.

[Anonymous No.10385266]

>>10377734
Nice

[Anonymous No.10385297]

>>10382047
Thank you for your post.

The sad fact is that the self-inflicted-autists here do not want to get better, they'd rather stay in their neet safe spaces until they lose all the support they get from their parents, then suicide. They somehow see this as superior to the alternative of realizing they have a problem which needs to be fixed and then fixing it: because that's too hard.

[Anonymous No.10385311]

>>10385200
>Dumb bitch probably thought I was gonna shoot up the place or something.
Team Peep, everyone

[Anonymous No.10385319]

>>10377734
Nce

[Anonymous No.10385717]

>>10375267
fat pls go

[Anonymous No.10385738]

>>10385717
>everyone who eats fast food is fat

[Anonymous No.10385763]

>>10385738
Did you even read the OP you PB faggot?

[Anonymous No.10385786]

>>10385763
I did. There are people who eat nothing but fast food that are rail thin because they only eat once or twice a day, and that single fast food meal is most of their daily calories. My roommate's boyfriend is exactly this. He's probably horribly malnourished, but he eats only fast food, and rarely more than one meal a day.

[Anonymous No.10385794]

>>10385786
Do you think that's the exception or the rule? Of course there are lazy people like this but don't pretend fast food is somehow creating a population of skinny people.

[Anonymous No.10385801]

>>10385794
I'm not. I'm just saying you shouldn't assume someone is in the majority of a group just because he is a member of that group. He is everyone and no one until proven otherwise.

[Anonymous No.10385804]

>see you again next weekend

Fuck you. Now I'll never go to this store again.

[Anonymous No.10385810]

I was scared about this until I realized I order the same thing every time and the girl apparently has a photographic memory

[Anonymous No.10385818]

>>10385801
>proving who someone is on an anonymous pencial sharpening forum.
Yeah no I think I'm just gonna go with the 99% chance that OP is a fat fuck, thanks though.

[Anonymous No.10385821]

>>10376458
this is due to the employers, not the staff

if 'tip' is included in the staff's pay, employers can pay as little as $2.50/hr (I'm from MS, so these are just the rates I know) as long as tips are implied in the worker's salary.

[Anonymous No.10385825]

>>10385818
Exactly, it's an anonymous image board, so assume nothing about anyone, that shit doesn't matter unless it is brought up because the thread warrants it.

[Anonymous No.10385841]

>>10385825
>assume nothing about anyone
I'm gonna assume you're a milquetoast party pooper, what now?

[Anonymous No.10385842]

>walk into local liquor store
>employee looks up
>"oh hey, we're out of the 1792 bourbon, sorry about that."
i hadn't even shut the door yet

[Anonymous No.10385852]

>>10385841
I despise conflict and am chronically depressed and miserable, so sure, milquetoast is how some people I know irl would describe me. I never go to parties (and frankly only spend an hour or two a week out of the house) so I can't be a party pooper, but I'm sure if I were forced into a party I would poop it, so sure, you got me.

[Anonymous No.10385881]

>>10384947
its because you're on team manlet, anon.

[Anonymous No.10385945]

>>10385842
>open the door to my liquor store, see the clerk already packaging the 4 pints of rotgut vodka on perpetual sale and cheaper than the quart pricing.
At least someone knows who I am.

[Anonymous No.10385953]

>have to order 2 combo meals at the fast food place that come with drinks so they think you are ordering for 2 people instead of just getting 2 burgers and 2 fries just for yourself

[Anonymous No.10385956]

>>10382047
Thanks for posting. I'm rethinking something I couldn't have think of if you didn't post. I sort of hate people recognizing me as well since a few years ago. But I didn't know where the problem came from and how it started.

[Anonymous No.10385973]

>>10382047
What was your symptom when you went to see the therapy ? I want to check some info

[Anonymous No.10386012]

>>10375267
>order pizzahut since parents are gone for the summer
>home alone at 18.jpeg
>this is the first time I've ordered pizza for delivery on my own
>anxiety kicking in
>the first time get some nice delivery guy
>sigh of relief
>the next time I get the same guy
>note these are not small orders, it's huge orders for an unkempt skeleton
>almost spill my spaghetti as he says a remembering greeting
>try to rethink my strategy and order at a different time
>heart beats and palms sweat
>open door
>same guy
>luckily I changed up my clothes this time around
>y-you too I stutter as I give him the highest tip of my life
Luckily different people started showing up but I still kept ordering at different times

[Anonymous No.10386018]

>>10385794
There is no such rule that only fat people eat fast food. That's stupid

[Anonymous No.10386038]

>>10386018
Again, if you are eating fast food enough that management recognizes you, you are likely a fat fuck

[Anonymous No.10386048]

life theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgaG1x--Ua0

[Anonymous No.10386051]

>>10386038
Why? What created this rule? Yourself? You think you're gonna gain weight after eating a 400 calorie burger? Do you know how your body even works?

[Anonymous No.10386056]

>>10386038
>likely

Exactly. Likely, does not mean 100%.

[Anonymous No.10386063]

>he doesn't go to locally owned small restaurants
get over urself, OP

[Anonymous No.10386075]

>>10386051
>>10386056
Jesus, Team Peanut Butter really is a bunch of insufferable faggots

[Anonymous No.10386157]

>>10382700
So I'm insignificant and dont matter. Wow thanks so much thats really reassuring

[Anonymous No.10386188]

>>10385973
Terminal autism.

[Anonymous No.10386346]

>>10383834
>tfw imagine your voice choking up when saying this

[Anonymous No.10386378]

>>10385953
>tfw in my thirties so stopped giving a fuck
>chicken mcnugget twenty-piece
>two jalapeno doubles

[Anonymous No.10386503]

>>10383834
>I fucking hate people can't they just do their job and be quiet.
hahah. for every 1 customer like you there are 1000 others that want and enjoy the exact opposite interaction from you.

imagine how much money they wouldn't be making if they were unfriendly and unkind to everyone you fuckin dummie. make your own food if you're literally unable to handle other peoples' customer service. you're literally going to the same place every day weeks on end and you expect people not to notice and try to interact?

[Anonymous No.10386510]

>>10375267
>eat a place with a friend regularly
>call him by name and give friendly service
>give me basic service and do not call me by name

[Anonymous No.10386525]

>>10386510
>go to dining hall
>always polite and friendly
>they know my name and make light gests
>hear people I work with complain about getting called by their [last] name
The only sucky part is that sometimes I'm really hungry and one of the goes full scale conversation while holding my ID

[Anonymous No.10386559]

>visit same place often
>they start to remember you
>get laid off and stop going because it was your work lunch place
>stop by half a year later while in the area
>get treated like a stranger again

[Anonymous No.10386583]

>>10376178
>on first name basis with the penis inspector at my local cinema

[Anonymous No.10386597]

>>10386157
To the people who work at a restaurant or whatever? If course you are.

You matter to your family and friends, not employees who see you 5 minutes a visit.

[Anonymous No.10386598]

>>10377001
honestly if i were you i would try to change my perspective a little on it. you like that they're friendly. presumably they treat you well and maybe throw you little freebies now and then. just try to be friendly back, maybe get to know them personally a little. you'll be rewarded for it.

i used to be really socially anxious and antisocial like this, but learned how to deal with some of my shit and realized there's real value to be had interacting with these and other sorts of people. they're normal and just trying to reach out and be friendly, they appreciate seeing a familiar face in you. don't be weird about it and try to push them away.

my advice would be to indulge them. chat with them and give them a little time. but if you prefer to eat alone, make a point of stopping eating while you do it, set your utensils down. they'll notice they're interrupting your meal and leave you be after saying hi. also bring a book with you. reading and eating is enjoyable, and always non verbally hints you intend eating alone in peace. they won't bother you too much if you have to keep putting your book down to chat.

[Anonymous No.10386615]

>staff gets so comfortable with me literally every single person on their shift came by my table to talk
>I just want to eat my fucking food, I have never been anything but courteously dismissive of these people
>eleventh person comes over to ask how my food is
>get up and leave, never go back

Was a convenient place but holy fuck leave me alone

[Anonymous No.10386660]

>>10376981
why do u follow the way of the retard?

[Anonymous No.10386717]

>>10383677
>>10375602

wow and I thought I had bad social skill

no wonder you sad lonely fucks are shit posting on 4chan on Easter.

[Anonymous No.10386727]

>>10386615
You need to fix your autism.

[Anonymous No.10386779]

>>10386598
Thanks for the advise. Sometimes when I think about it I really don't understand what I was nervous for. But when I'm in that situation I just went blank.

But Good point on the book, it's probably more useful then swpinig on a phone

[Anonymous No.10386830]

itt: hopelessly retarded autistic faggots

[Anonymous No.10387021]

>>10386830
No shit sherlock, you think you're clever for pointing that out?

[Anonymous No.10387062]

>go to mexican hole in the wall every other day
>girl there gives me extra chips and doesn't charge me for them at all

nice

[Anonymous No.10387202]

>>10386779
man if there's anything i've learned about myself it is that anxiety doesn't need a reason to exist in me. it's just there. it pushes through any situation and has discouraged me from doing a lot of things i ought to have done. stopped me from talking to a lot of people who just wanted to get to know me a little better... it fucking sucks. i'm glad i've stated down the path of addressing it and working on myself. if you feel overwhelmed in social situations i would advise you to reach out and talk to someone. there's no shame in it. there's no reason to feel like you're drowning when there's a life raft within reach.

i don't mean to preach at you. it's just that you sound a lot like me. and finding a way to work on this shit has helped me a lot.

[Anonymous No.10387522]

>be out riding my motorcycle somewhere
>decide it's time for some food
>see a KFC, that'll do
>pull up, can't be bothered to take all my gear off and end up standing in line for ages so I decide to go through the drive-thru
>get to the first window, give my order
>can hear the confusion in the girl's voice because I specifically ordered a combo without a drink
>have to explain that I have nowhere to put an unsealed drink on a bike
>she realises and laughs
>pay and move down to the second window
>first girl joins the second girl as she gives me my order
>they laugh at me when I spend five minutes faffing about trying to fit it in my backpack
>turns out it's the first time they've ever seen someone come through the drive-thru on a bike
>y-you too my way out of there and head to the beach to eat

[Anonymous No.10387601]

I got a friend working the McDonald's close by. She told me one of the regulars was found dead in his car outside the restaurant around opening. I pity the legacy such a creature could leave.

[Anonymous No.10387789]

>>10385062
rude

[Anonymous No.10387800]

>>10387202
not him but thanks for the advice, anon

[Anonymous No.10387834]

>>10381917
HURR IM A RETARD HURR

[Anonymous No.10387880]

>>10387800
no problem buddie. it took me hitting my breaking-point to ask my doctor for help with this stuff but it has relieved so much pressure off my chest. i know it can be hard but please reach out to somebody if you need it. no shame in asking for a hand when u need it most

[Anonymous No.10387886]

>>10379987
I assume you must be fat or funny looking right?

[Anonymous No.10387906]

>>10382669
>USA foods in Melbourne
wat
>googles
omg, what is this nonsense.

>mfw other countries have murrica markets the same way we have asian markets

[Anonymous No.10387912]

>>10386559
Given the turnover in food places, it's likely that after 6 months, everyone who remembered you had left.

[Anonymous No.10388021]

>>10375267
>Start going to the same supermarket late every other day
>Checkout staff start to recognize me
>Consider switching stores to avoid awkwardness
>Getting some dinner one night
>Chinese guy yelling and screaming about not being able to buy as many tins of baby formula as he wants
>Usual girl attending self-service is just sitting there taking the abuse, explaining there's a limit of 2 per customer because of people like him
>Chip in that she knows he's just going to resell it in China, and to take the two he can and go
>Gets defensive and storms out screaming about racism...after buying the two cans
>Start talking as she straightens herself out, on the verge of tears
>Start talking every time I come in
>She likens a customer to Fallout style raiders
>Discover we have similar tastes in vidya
>Share contact details
>Become friends
>She ends up renting a room in my place after my housemate moves state
>Now best friends

It's not always awkward and terrible.

[Anonymous No.10388070]

>>10388021
is she cute?

[Anonymous No.10388131]

>>10388021
that's pretty cool. hope you guys stay friends.

[Anonymous No.10388704]

>>10388021
so you guys bonded over racism, cute.

[Anonymous No.10389376]

>>10375267
>living in apartment with friends
>we get fucking baked and order domino's on a very consistent basis
>same miserable old mexican dude delivers everytime
>work at a front desk for a country club
>domino's car pulls up
>oh fuck it's him
>gives me a disgusted look as i greet him and let him in
>"ugh it's you..."
still makes me laugh

[Anonymous No.10389383]

>>10375267
>been going to two places for the last 9 years
>they don't even give a fuck about the same bottle you've taken, or the same nachoes you order
fuck all of them

[Anonymous No.10389512]

Did my post seriously get deleted because a PG picture??

I hate you mods!

[Anonymous No.10389695]

>>10375949
Mary wants the DDD...