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Hey guys I’m in San Fracisco’s China town right now due to circumstances beyond my control. What should I get while I’m here?

>> No.10368306

>>10368291
AIDs

>> No.10368315

>>10368306
I’ll have to go down to the Castro for that.

>> No.10368316

>>10368291
Massage with happy ending

>> No.10368322

>>10368316
I think he wants something food related

>> No.10368352

>>10368291
Heroin.

>> No.10368400
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Neat

>> No.10368426

>>10368400
I like stumbling into that shop, gawking at those exotic ingredients, and leaving

Sorry OP I actually haven't eaten in Chinatown for years, good luck

>> No.10368430

>>10368291
good meth and great heroin

>> No.10368446

>>10368291
Razor clams in black bean sauce and an order of snow pea greens.

>> No.10368472

>>10368291
Fucking burn of SF Bay Area to the ground, it's a shithole.

>> No.10368499
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I got a pork bun

>> No.10368500

>>10368291
drink fee tea from tea shop. did that last time, was cool.

>> No.10368523

>>10368499
>white
Fucking cumskins, when will they learn?

>> No.10368526

>>10368291
Frisco? Say that you're a Trump supporter, shout it out. I am but that's OK in New York, in faggy frisco is might not go down too well.

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>>10368499
Bought a lot of dim sum and fortune cookies

>> No.10368581

>>10368547
Looks good anon

>> No.10368598

>>10368547
>dim sum
>takeout

>> No.10368602

>>10368291
The whole of the bay area is essentially "Chinatown"

Anyway, what should you get? Dog meat and hopefully not robbed, those pewny little chinks travel in packs and are quite dangerous.

>> No.10368637

I think its called princess of the orient go there

>> No.10368653

>>10368547
Fortune cookie is as America as you can get anon

>> No.10368665

>>10368526
>that's OK in New York
Especially in Bay Ridge and Staten Island.

>> No.10368668

>>10368547
>dim sum to "go"

KYS round eyes for belittling my culture

>> No.10368700

>>10368668
I was the only white person in the shop I went to. It was down a blind alley. I couldn’t have sat down if I wanted to, it was all ‘to go’.

>> No.10368745

Fireworks and cheap chinese swords.

>> No.10368751

If you you arent from around the Bay Area, you should also check out Japan town, not as big but still really cool.

>> No.10368763

Go a little south to Muraccis and get some katsu curry.

Also St. Mary's bookstore has a lot of great little things in it. Always find a new out of print book there whenever I go.

>> No.10368765

>>10368602
>those pewny little chinks travel in packs and are quite dangerous.

have you been to sf before? do you think it's 1890?

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>>10368523
>1st to circumnavigate the planet, created electric power grid, steam and internal combustion engine, radio communications, television broadcasting, aviation technology, space exploration, only members of the entire human race that have set foot on a terrestrial object beyond our atmosphere and returned.

The real question here is when the rest of the shitskins are going to catch up.

>> No.10368913

I can't remember which street it's on, but there's a good little shop for dim sum that's just counter service. You csn see their big steamer from the front wibdow. Go in there and grab a pork bun and a sesame ball, and eat those while you wander down to one of the bakeries and get a couple pastries. Or, if it's open now and you don't mind spending more, go to Empress of China and eat some fucking delicious chinese food. Also, go into the alley (i think it's Ross? Alley, idk, it begins with an R) and get a hot fresh fortune cookie, and then go into the store right across the alley that looks like the store out of Gremlins where he bought Gizmo, and stock up on all kinds of awesome housewares. That store is my favorite place to buy soup and rice bowls and ceramic spoons.

>> No.10368935

>>10368602
You obviously haven't been to Chinatown. It's ridiculously safe.
If you're looking to get robbed or assaulted, you have to go to the Tenderloin for that action.

>> No.10368950

>>10368935
>>10368765
You've not experienced the Asian gangs in SF it seems.

>> No.10368979

>>10368950
No, because they have no reason to fuck with me. What the fuck are you doing?
There's asian and russian gangs around where I live in NorCal, and they don't fuck with me because they have no reason to. You know that saying, don't start shit, there won't be shit. I've walked pleasantly around Chinatown many, many times and no one has ever bothered me in any way.

>> No.10369135

>>10368950
Did you try and fuck with random gangs?

>> No.10369471

If you didnt go to Sam Wo, or buy a knife/imported chinese porn video then leave SF and never return you dont belong here.

>> No.10369493

>>10368523
this

>> No.10369539

Find Mama Candy and her janky basement bar with topshelf liquor for dirt cheap. She is 5' tall, chinese, and impossibly old, maybe immortal I don't know. Look for a crappy sign and it looks like a linoleum floored living room inside and has an old crt tv tuned to random sports in the corner. I don't know where it is. I have never been sober enough to remember it's location. Or go to the Buddha bar and get a mai tai. They make em with 151. Don't drink the chinese whiskey, that shit will fuck your stomach up.

>> No.10369594

>>10368700
Don't worry. It's just fat white people.

>> No.10369808

>>10368291
last time i was there i bought a shark fin marked 'blanco"

sure enough, it was white shark. i reported it to the authorities and had the greasy yellow slopes shut down. fuckin chinks. at least that was my slant on the story.

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>>10369808
>Chink business shut down
>slant on the story

Great post all around, anon.

>> No.10369906

>>10369825
*bows*
my preasure

>> No.10370112

>>10368291
>What should I get while I’m here?
Membership in a chinese gang.

>> No.10370788

>>10369539
It's the Bow Bow Cocktail Lounge if I can gather