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Anonymous Wed Mar 28 00:59:48 2018 No.10359325 [Reply] [Original]

What can I cook for a woman to get to third base?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 01:02:02 2018 No.10359337 Mom's spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 01:04:43 2018 No.10359351 >>10359325 Meatballs xD

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 01:06:55 2018 No.10359365 >>10359325 Vodka works pretty well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 01:08:00 2018 No.10359370 What is third base? Ass play?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 01:11:37 2018 No.10359386 >>10359325 >What can I cook for a woman to get to third base? A generously buttered and perfectly golden-brown grilled-cheese sandwich. Women love cheese. Fer dessert make sure you give her quality chocolate candy. Women love high quality chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 01:17:50 2018 No.10359413 >>10359325 It's not that serious. Unless she's a chef or wealthy and middle aged, you do not have to cook anything fancy to impress the average woman. Make a pizza and put on some shitty Romcom or Marvel movie. She'll probably suck your dick at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 01:19:42 2018 No.10359418 >>10359413 >third base

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 01:19:43 2018 No.10359419 >>10359325 Just make sure it's toxic enough to kill a full grown human, and she'll be yours for life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 01:27:09 2018 No.10359455 >>10359325 Bruh, girls give you the asshole after the second date nowadays. If you haven't scored by now, you won't be able to do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 01:33:46 2018 No.10359489 Fleshlight full of macaroons

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 01:40:06 2018 No.10359517 >>10359386 based social retard poster

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 01:47:53 2018 No.10359548 >>10359418 >second acid

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 12:36:32 2018 No.10361493 >>10359325 Lasagna

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 12:47:28 2018 No.10361543 cosmoc brownie millkshakes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 12:48:35 2018 No.10361554 >>10359325 i would be heavily inclined to suck penis if a guy pulled off a solid rouladen or similar dish

Anonymous Wed Mar 28 12:52:05 2018 No.10361579
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>>10359325
Ray can teach you many things, but one life lesson is appropriate here: the best way to romance a woman is to take her out to Chinese.

Since you want to cook, however, cooking something Chinese should be acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 13:09:03 2018 No.10361657 >>10359325 rohypnol

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 19:48:16 2018 No.10363695 >>10359370 Who's on first. What's on second. I Don't Know's on third base.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 20:07:07 2018 No.10363786 >>10359325 Alcohol and xannys

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