[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 531 KB, 1600x1200, DSC00681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10354814 No.10354814 [Reply] [Original]

How long before hipsters discover boiled peanuts?

>> No.10354817

>>10354814
If it's not in the interweb, it doesn't exist to them.
Congrats, faggot you just ruined it.

>> No.10354820

>>10354814
How is that legal? Just settting up a stand and selling food?

>> No.10354829

>>10354820
lmao how quaint. Your sad little 3rd world mind can't process the idea of freedom.

>> No.10354839

If the dude aint black
Them peanuts is wack

>> No.10354842
File: 245 KB, 1024x694, 483169849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10354842

>>10354839

>> No.10354846

>>10354829
Selling food without a permit is illegal in the US
And, even if you have a permit to sell, you need another permit in order to sell food that you have grown yourself

>> No.10354866

>>10354842
Why would you boil a peach?

>> No.10354887

>>10354814
There's a boiled peanuts food truck/stand thing in minneapolis already. It's been around for 2 years now

>> No.10354892

>>10354866
dumbass look at the table

>> No.10354914

>>10354814
just look at that fucking set up

>perfectly centered banner
>bags conveniently hanging directly in front of the salesman
>TWO price lists clearly displayed for easy customer viewing
>Professionally made WOODY'S sign with the word "more" added for mystery
>Pre-bagged peanuts cleanly presented in center of table
>Bowls and buckets for empty shells
>Clorox wipes for any unforeseen spills
>Using burlap as table cloth for a nice rustic feel

this man is a true professional

>> No.10354920

>>10354829
Heh

>> No.10354939

>>10354829
Lol if anything you have the freedom to get shot

>> No.10354944

>>10354939
freedom is pretty scary

>> No.10354947

>>10354829
You need a permit to sell food

>> No.10354950

>>10354892
The peaches are ASE certified?

>> No.10354953

>>10354947
Its not like its impossible to sell food without one. Whos gonna check?

>> No.10354959

>>10354950
Why are you not mad about boiled tomaytoes

>> No.10354964

>>10354866
Boiled peanuts. Tomatoes & peaches.
vs
Boiled peanuts, tomatoes, and peaches.

>> No.10354968
File: 490 KB, 449x401, Girls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10354968

>>10354964
>he doesn't use oxford ampersands

>> No.10355177

>>10354939
Freedom comes at a price, but It's worth it.

>> No.10355183
File: 338 KB, 538x572, 1479421185575.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10355183

>>10354829
You're an asshole, but that was pretty funny.

>> No.10355200

>>10354964
That nigger needs some punctuation lessons then. I don't expect Joyce, but holy fuck.

>> No.10355212

>>10354914
You're a simple person, aren't you

>> No.10355234

>>10354959
Less steps to make sauce nigga.

>> No.10355238

>>10354892
Those peaches don't even look boiled!
This is false advertising!

>> No.10355252

>>10354814
>Hipsters discover boiled peanuts.
>Start to open boiled avocado shops next to boiled peanut tents.
>Claim that white boiled peanut stand owners are appropriating black culture.
>Start to paint their shops in shitty ways.
>Claim they were "attacked" with paint from "alt-right"
>Close within a week.
>No more peanut stands.
>Price of peanuts skyrockets.

>> No.10355253

>>10354964
It actually says "Boiled, Peanuts Tomatoes & Peaches"

>> No.10355399
File: 131 KB, 1280x720, coach.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10355399

THIS AIN'T BOILED NUTS

THIS HERE, IS BOILED CHEESEBURGA

>> No.10356043

>>10355252
Shit wait till they find steamed peanuts.

>> No.10356096

>>10354814
Wait but how does he get out of the stand without breaking any of the peanuts?

>> No.10356125

>>10356096
Why would he need to get out before selling them all? Thats literally his only job

>> No.10356129

>>10355238
Theyre made to order

>> No.10356152
File: 56 KB, 209x248, 1456723534642.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10356152

Are boiled peanuts considered to be activated?

>> No.10356199

>>10354842
when i was a kid my parents would take me to the "Green Man" that sold roadside produce. He was an older black guy around 70. he always had great produce and boiled peanuts. I remember going to see the Green Man since i was 8 or 9. Fast forward to high school and my mom sends me to pick up produce from the Green Man. I get produce and he asks me if I needed any reefer. From then on I got my weed from the Green Man until he passed away. RIP GREEN MAN

>> No.10356409

>>10356199
Spoiler: Your mom also got weed from the "Green Man"