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>> No.10353737

Oh boy another 280 reply thread with the same 30 webms posted like last time
I hope your all your families get murdered in a home invasion.

>> No.10353738

You need to take a break.

>> No.10353751

lol mad

>> No.10353756

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

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Lol you mad boi

>> No.10353795

I grew up in Tijuana, Mexico, and coconuts are a common street food, but they always leave the green outer husk on. So I didn't know until I was old enough for it to be embarrassing that the brown, fuzzy coconut with the three holes that you always see in cartoons was just the inner husk and not a completely different variety/cultivar of cocounut.

>> No.10353803

No one gives a fuck, shitskin

>> No.10353815

I see them on the streets every summer in queens and brooklyn, it took me forever to learn the same thing.

>> No.10353816

Seeya. Don't break any eggs on the way out.

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you really need a break bro

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>> No.10354022

I bet that plastic isn't BPA free.

>> No.10355485

best advise so far.

come back in tw month and you might see 10 new ones

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forgot webm

>> No.10355511

What's a good webm-making guide?

>> No.10355534

How is this any different than drawing dicks on a bunch of stuff?

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dicks are easier to draw

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I hate my family, so I'm posting some webms.

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>> No.10355636 [DELETED] 

>I ℏate my family
who here on /ck/ doesn't

>> No.10355639

Normal people who aren't alcoholics

>> No.10355645 [DELETED] 

you don not ate your family? taste them, they are delicous

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>> No.10356124

Based jaded poster

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>> No.10356197

How does he stay so mad without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10356209

>How is this any different
One is socially acceptable if you do it under the guise of empowering women.

>> No.10356216

>I hate my family
What happened anon?

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>> No.10356301

awkward boner is awkward

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this is a you

>> No.10356684

only you can report and hide "crust" webms so this insufferable autist leaves

>> No.10356704

God, why does he put raisins on everything?

>> No.10356711

How does she fall down without breaking all the hearts?

>> No.10356719

name pls

>> No.10356720

Was he arrested?

>> No.10356766

>partial arts

>> No.10356783

i hate having to fuck around with picking apart fish and seafood, it's such a faff for not a lot of reward

>> No.10356829

fucking kill yourself

>> No.10356845

> le awkward boner face
fucking kys

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>being this butthurt

>> No.10356858

I don't think anyone is feeling empowered because of a fake vagina drilled into a turkey, you triggered virgin

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>> No.10356963

How does he get the coconut out of there without breaking his teeth?

>> No.10356972

*soy* *soy*
*soy* *soy*

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>> No.10356987

will tihs work with electro or induction? have one of these shitty gas camping stoves but i'm insecure when it comes to heat

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>That second pie

>> No.10357041

Haha funny chicken

>> No.10357042

i doubt it but you could always try

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>> No.10357081

I think he believes its like the secret to his longevity or something

>> No.10357088

Take your own advice.

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>> No.10357094 [DELETED] 

coal burner that hasn't paid the toll yet

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>LE Take your own advice. FACE

>> No.10357155

what she do

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>haha its impossible for ME to get diabetes, right?

>> No.10357178

Why is that Nutella so gooey?

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>> No.10357186

can people unironically enjoy sugary shit like this?

>> No.10357222
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You want savory?

>> No.10357227

Well, that video was obviously being ironic, so possibly not.

>> No.10357254

looks like fucking prison food

>> No.10357297

The skill level. People don't make fun of Leonardo DaCaprio for drawing dicks on church ceilings. either.

>> No.10357317


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Well I had a giggle

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>I don't think
Sounds about right

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Something fancier then?

>> No.10357416

That isn't true

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>> No.10357471

It is 2018 anon, now bend over

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>> No.10357570

I cant tell if this is serious

>> No.10357610

jack? that you?

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>> No.10357630

Steak katsu sounds like it could be pretty good.

>> No.10357634

what's the JAV code?

>> No.10357641

I don't mind that he's on coke or retarded or has palsy or whatever, but I'd never eat there because that filthy fucker just picks his nose and wipes it on his apron like it's no big deal.

>> No.10357642

You know this guy works for Mormon missionaries, right?

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>only folded like 8 times

>> No.10357670

So does he get his superior tooth strength from his magic underwear?

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>> No.10357694 [DELETED] 

what did she do? why is he so mad? i don't get it

>> No.10357705

He's a virgin, so the moment she blew that kiss he couldn't resist chasing her down for the long-awaited gift.

>> No.10357719

god I wish that were me

>> No.10357725 [DELETED] 

she cute tho

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Oi! Bin that knife m8!

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>> No.10357747

Looks like more exercise than she's had for a very long time. She could have just run the tiny distance to the top and taken the downward escalator, so it's not just her body that needs a workout.

>> No.10357824

>300 calorie burger causes obesity.

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not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

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>Serving raw meat

>> No.10358155


Why the hell does Asia fake every video? It's not funny when it's not a genuine reaction.

>> No.10358162

I want this in my mouth

>> No.10358202

I am legitimately disappointed this didn't turn out to be bao.

>> No.10358209

kek holy shit

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>Not eating raw meat

>> No.10358380

Cats are incredibly picky eaters. If it had raw meat before, it'll go for that. If it has never tried cooked meat, they'll eat around it.

>> No.10358389

>not eating cat food

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>> No.10358467

try giving it a decent sear in cast iron and we'll see what the cat goes for

>> No.10358566

based "not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers" Poster!

>> No.10358655

my cat used to not eat at all unless i sat there and watched him eat. the moment i got up and left he would leave too. if i left him food he wouldn't eat it.

>> No.10358675

>touches his hand
>blows a kiss at him
he was probably trying to catch up so he could propose to her

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>> No.10359078

why does Hannibal give me such a raging boner?

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>> No.10359117

>lol xd wasted a bunch of my money and put random stuff together! unhealthy right guys?

>> No.10359120

>I want my candy to be filled with an old mans breath.
Yeah no thanks.

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how does he get so mad without boiling all the eggs?

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No idea, but I loved the show

>> No.10359200

this is kawaii

>> No.10359236

>doesn't know how to roll

if I learned one thing in gradescool it was how to stop drop and roll like a fucking log

>> No.10359257

And you smother the flames with the blanket, not fan them.

>> No.10359296

I've lived in NYC my whole life and I don't know a single person who has ever been to these buzzfeed meme places. They also always close like a month after these videos are made because selling $70 avocados that look like Mr Potato Head isn't a sustainable business

>> No.10359320

yeah, every time I see that webm I just get angry because they did pretty much everything possible wrong

>> No.10359328

There's pipes under the sand.

>> No.10359437

>just leaves the plasitc cover on the sandwich


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>> No.10359666


Aww dawg

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>> No.10359991

She looks really familiar, but I can't quite place her.

>> No.10360071

ariel rebel

>> No.10360078

Oh yeah. I don't recognize her actually I was asking for a friend.

>> No.10360114

this dude is the most alpha male in the world

>> No.10360173

>japans most famous sandwich
yeah, thats not famous in japan we rarely eat beef and when we do we dont waste it by putting in fucking bread
fuck you stupid americunts

>> No.10360222

How will he take a break without getting out of the eggs?

>> No.10360237

Knife goes in~
Guts come out~
That's what Osaka Food Concern is all about~

>> No.10360248

What anime is this?

>> No.10360353

smithing lvl?

>> No.10360435

eating like this here is not good manners. It's probably a paki but I wouldn't be surprised if it's a self hating Indian. we have a lot of them anyway

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>> No.10360611

how does he get out of there without breaking any of the eggs?

>> No.10360636

he snorts them

>> No.10360678

300 dorra gaijin

>> No.10360683

Of course.

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>only 200 avocados a day

>> No.10360688


a crepe/tortilla with lime juice and powdered sugar. this is what passes for street food nowadays

>> No.10360689

I live in Australia and stuff like that isn't typical here at all.

>> No.10360690

The research that this entire campaign is based upon was paid for by Slimming World. Not saying the results aren't true, but it's supremely unethical for the government to subsidise this campaign when the research itself is suspect.

>> No.10360702

are you a retard

>> No.10360720

These people need to be purged

>> No.10360769

it's because he can't hear whilst chewing food and wants you to be there for him :'(

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>> No.10360805

The thought of just biting into an avocado makes me shudder. The texture would be awful. Avocado best in moderation.

I can only assume this is merely something to play up the stereotype and rub it in peoples faces.

>> No.10360857

>be me
>a fatass with no life
>on escalator
>qt loli touches me and blows me a kiss
>must fuck must fuck must fuck must fuck!!!!!!

>> No.10360872 [DELETED] 

thank you for expaining the joke anon, I don't know what we would do without your help
don't you forgot to post it in your blog too?

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>> No.10360889

This bitch couldn't cook her way out of a paper bag.

>> No.10360894

The fuck he is. Why didn't he open the coconut up with his teeth too? Every asshole can use a machete.

>> No.10360896

damn one day it's off to eat some hot plate bbq, the next it's third degree burn and a makeover for life.

>> No.10360902


Wait until I expain your ass a bit, cheeky bastard.

>> No.10360915

roast him if you like but he's right. /ck/ webm threads are literally the same 30-75 webms posted every fucking time

>> No.10360916


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>> No.10361008

did she really ate it?

>> No.10361226

Jfc gimme

>> No.10361283

>all those unnecessary steps
go back to /v/

>> No.10361306

just like ma used to make

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>homemade gelato in a bar

>> No.10361405

>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce
can i have mine with just dipping sauce that resembles semen :/

>> No.10361434


Hitler doesn't approve. He gassed Jews not pigs.

>> No.10361464


Nigger that's always been a thing you dumb asshole. But you wouldn't know because you don't leave your incel dungeon.

>> No.10361481


Fuck off, no way

>> No.10361516

you spin me right round baby...

>> No.10361532

gee they dont look very happy to be impaled on spikes

>> No.10361568

Really makes you think, huh?

>> No.10361578

To be honest, I don't really see a problem here, at least until he garnishes it with ketchup and chicken nuggets. It's basically just sweet and salty, a perfect combination.

>> No.10361584

That edge won't hold.

>> No.10361621

nah but it's still impressive as hell

>> No.10361629


>> No.10361631

>ketchup on ice cream
sweet and salty makes just enough sense with the chicken nuggets and the burger, but the ketchup?

>> No.10361646

Re-read my post, nigga

>> No.10361662

yeah i missed a word my b
I can't get ketchup on ice cream out of my head

>> No.10361689

Why does this make me hard?

>> No.10361703

Vile cunt. Even a mouse should not be tortured like that.

>> No.10361740

What's the difference? Wait don't tell me: one is a filthy, bottom-sucking, big-nosed, pot-bellied animal. The other is a pig.
You've got a vore fetish, my dude. Welcome to the club.

>> No.10361763

Cry me a river faggot. Just watch some real wild life footage(not that sweetened animal planet shit) you can see some of the most gore, vile and brutish stuff out there.
What that mouse got and how farm animal usually die, is heaven compared to being eaten from your guts up alive by a lion.

>> No.10361764

Fatass detected

>> No.10361820
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Nothing, just being a dick.
Well, some of them are assholes, I won't miss those.

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>> No.10361861

>that much work
is cabbage really that much of a commodity in third world countries?

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>knife that cuts bread

>> No.10361899

it's not fake edible cabbage you retard, they are making fruits and vegies from wax.

>> No.10361910

Nice trips

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>clueless anon
pretty ordinary

>> No.10361934


le epic meme dood!

>> No.10361946

>Sitting down using a knife
>Dat feeble grip
>Top half sliding around

Come on lady, you can do better

>> No.10361961

Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>> No.10362078

Why aren't we using chocolate instead of Kevlar?

>> No.10362189

too risky. we can't have our troops eating their protection. alternatively we would be feeding our enemies everytime they get a kill.

>> No.10362212

>garbage stamped knife
>finger on top
>way too much pressure, either the knife is dull or inexperience

>> No.10362223

Fuck I'm so stupid, thanks anon

>> No.10362245

so make new content. In order of contribution it goes

Newish Reposts
Old Reposts
ontopic comments
offtopic comments

Whiny bitches are literally bottom of the totem pole

>> No.10362259

I'm all for giving people a chance, but what the fuck? how did they pass him? can he do a roll? can he even do the warm ups? why did they pass him? this participation trophy bullshit is ridiculous.

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Came looking for this response, wasn't disappointed

>> No.10362472

Finally, someone with their priorities in order.

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>> No.10362505

Be infringed

>> No.10362526

How hard is bamboo, anyways?

>> No.10362714

like not that hard wood at best, but a lot more stable

>> No.10362747

Never seen such a disgusting bread.
Where is that?

>> No.10362781

so its an ultrasonic blade?

>> No.10362794

at least it's a dumb mouse and not a based ratto.

>> No.10363044

Because it is. It's a tamal or 'spread'.

Source: I work in a prison.

>> No.10363211

How does he get out of there without breaking any of the eggs ?

>> No.10363215

looks good. not 85 dollars good, but good.

>> No.10363248


>> No.10363298

It's partially baked bread, it's supposed to be finished in the oven at home.

>> No.10363316

yeah, you won't get anything sharp enough to cut through bread as easy as that, without some kind of trick.

>> No.10363372

>flaccid penis
Those are clearly not shaped to look like flaccid penises

>> No.10363405

and then you hit a bone on your pork chop and it looks like a car wreck

>> No.10363435
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>> No.10363450

Having never watched hannibal, are the business cards people he's killed and have in his freezer?

>> No.10363634

>what is a greater evil

just because some things suffer more doesn't allow something to suffer less.
what she did was torture an animal for a pointless reason, and that's sick

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>> No.10363645

>that hideous fucking frosting
Triggers me every time

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>> No.10363707


If I'm remembering right, he hangs onto the business cards from people he meets and uses them to find a person to kill based on the dish he's making. Having the business card of someone you've already murdered seems like bad practice for a serial killer like Hannibal.

>> No.10363709

Spaghetti and oatmeal sounds like an interesting combination.

>> No.10363715


Gotta get them carbs, yo

>> No.10363720

uhm, rude

>> No.10363729

any news article on this?

>> No.10363741

Later on he was hired by Tasty.

>> No.10363753

no, you gonna slurp it up like the good boy you are

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Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag).

>> No.10363771

nothing personnel bread

>> No.10363782

Will it be awkward when I come in with my dog, a bottle of lube, and some Viagra?

>> No.10363841

Looks like it's just whipped. I get something similar from eggs and malk in my magic bullet.

>> No.10363847

How many fucking eggs does it take to make that? Jesus.

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>soccer faggot
>had the gayest meal ever
Everything as it should be.

>> No.10363869

woah thats wicked how does that work?

>> No.10363873

Jesus fucking christ joe

>> No.10363904

Wtf?! That would be a killer for appetite.

>> No.10363929

this is either very staged, or that woman has some hilarious foresight.
>"this clown holding a pie must be up to no good"

>> No.10363954

based barney poster

>> No.10363974

and people say american are the only ones that does these types of disgusting things?

>> No.10364083

t. fatty

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>usain bolt
>20 piece mcnugget

>> No.10364168

Does kidney taste good?
The legally obtained kind, i mean.

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Why haven't they added audio/MB increases for us yet?

>> No.10364204

chewy. no star wars reference: just chewy no it doesnt taste like chicken more gamey than that.

>> No.10364212


> name pls
It's James something. I forgot his last name.

>> No.10364336


>> No.10364403


Yeah, these are Japan's most famous sandwiches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H2bRd91sZw

>> No.10364428

I want to lick that whatever it is off her nose

>> No.10364432

Moar Hannibal clips!

>> No.10364452

the secret ingredient is toxic metals and oxydation

>> No.10364456

Yes in this spontaneous moment of extreme stress and panic I, too, would act completely rationally.

>> No.10364464

the video with audio is actually funny because at the end when he serves it, the customer says "thank you" and he just awkwardly says "ok"

>> No.10364465

Why do they have that piece of shit watermark there for the entirety of the show?

>> No.10364534

never too young to widen for biden

>> No.10364557

So, that's where that's from.

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>widen for biden

>> No.10364642


>> No.10364723

>we made a souffle and called it a pancake to sell it to slanteyes

>> No.10364836

No one actually believes Buzzfeed about this shit, and the Japanese sandwich that we know of is Katsu, not beef.

TL;DR: Everyone knows this shit is retarded, you slant eyed fuck.

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>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce

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Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag).

>> No.10365053

>a chicken died for this.

Boy i shure hate it when they waste food like crazy doing those shit wierd recipes.

Like making a ultra tall burger and fried it and ad chocolate to it , why?

>> No.10365070

I see no pony

>> No.10365144

i actually went to the place in that video just by chance when i was visiting new york once.

>> No.10365149

>end of webm
>Grubber's Oh-so wonderfully yummy cupcakes by Pinkie Pie

Kill yourself, you fucking shill

>> No.10365212


>> No.10365225

just look at you you fuck its a food peddaled spinning barrel pull of pliable (rubber?) fingers that plucks feathers at mach speed I've never seen one and I can see what it's doing

>> No.10365227

Who the hell is pinkie pie?

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>> No.10365253

do amerilards really get this worked up over eating a donut

>> No.10365271

>can't even google search
get out newfag

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>> No.10365301

What the hell is google search?

>> No.10365306

>uses jewgle
get out retard.

>> No.10365329


>> No.10365374

Yeah. Easiest sex I ever had was with an American. I just fed her a donut and went back to finishing my crossword.

>> No.10365384

Holy shit gone home doom mod. A blast from the past. Thanks anon for sharing.

>> No.10365433

Avocado smoothies are usually good with a bit of sweetness, but they are never good enough to be the main flavor profile.

>> No.10365460

Why does he separate the yolk at the end?

>> No.10365465

(And thats a bad thing)

>> No.10365513

>Not buying candy filled with the last breath of a chinese peasant

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>> No.10365576

Good to see she finally got a 5 o'clock shadow moustache to add to her hairy arms

>> No.10365592

this gets me hard

>> No.10365598

Damn i was expecting Mannings to be some papa johns pizza™

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>> No.10365655

What the hell is that? Smashed crockery?

>> No.10365676

Was also wondering. Looks like tofu marinated in something squid ink-based then deep fried? With some sort of chili sauce on top

>> No.10365699

Whos got the lightened versions?

>> No.10365791

It's probably fermented, stinky tofu. Most of the time it's fucking gross

>> No.10365797

This is lewd as fuck

>> No.10365804

Thats literally why they drill it into you over and over from a very young age.

>> No.10365816

probably not in china

>> No.10365910

wade boggs you madman

>> No.10365933

money laundering the restaurant

>> No.10365943

arigato anon-kun

>> No.10366181

holy yeast infection batman

>> No.10366295

This is the first time I see an interesting buzzfeed video

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Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag).

>> No.10366627

Her hands look very strange.
Maybe its the camera angle.

>> No.10366689

life was rough until the glorious gaijin rolled into town with their knives and forks and could with ease devour plates of food at a stunning speed, comparing to slanteyes that where struggling to pick up individual corns of rice

>> No.10366797

those messy fingers are triggering me.
One hand wet, one hand dry idiot

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>> No.10366922

How does he make the crepe without butt fucking his wife?

>> No.10366990

If only the trap was better passing

>> No.10367205

Memes aside how many years is this tradition of webms threads been going on?
>inb4 newfag
I have a life, sorry.

>> No.10367208

Why is the chicken breakdancing in a barrel?

>> No.10367249

I hate her so goddamn much

>> No.10367424

When I'm unsure if my meat is still edible after the expiration date, I give a raw piece to my cat.

Cats are really picky. If he eats it, I'm fine.

>> No.10367444

That's a liver. Not a kidney.

And yes: they both taste good, but liver is far far better than kidney

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>usain bolt

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