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>> No.10353737

Oh boy another 280 reply thread with the same 30 webms posted like last time
LOL HOW DOES HE FIT ALL THE EGGS UP HIS ARSE WITHOUT BREAKING THEM
I hope your all your families get murdered in a home invasion.

>> No.10353738

>>10353737
You need to take a break.

>> No.10353751

lol mad

>> No.10353756

>>10353726
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10353762

>>10353737
>WAAAAAAHHHH SOMEBODY ELSE FIX THESE THREADS FOR ME!!! I JUST WANT TO CRY AND WON'T POST ANY WEBMS! MOOOOOOM!

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>>10353737
Lol you mad boi

>> No.10353795

>>10353780
I grew up in Tijuana, Mexico, and coconuts are a common street food, but they always leave the green outer husk on. So I didn't know until I was old enough for it to be embarrassing that the brown, fuzzy coconut with the three holes that you always see in cartoons was just the inner husk and not a completely different variety/cultivar of cocounut.

>> No.10353803

>>10353795
No one gives a fuck, shitskin

>> No.10353815

>>10353780
I see them on the streets every summer in queens and brooklyn, it took me forever to learn the same thing.

>> No.10353816

>>10353737
Seeya. Don't break any eggs on the way out.

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>>10353737
you really need a break bro

>> No.10353996

>>10353993
huh?

>> No.10354022

>>10353726
I bet that plastic isn't BPA free.

>> No.10355485

>>10353737
>>10353738
best advise so far.

come back in tw month and you might see 10 new ones

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>>10355485
forgot webm

>> No.10355511

>>10353737
What's a good webm-making guide?

>> No.10355534

>>10355490
How is this any different than drawing dicks on a bunch of stuff?

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>>10355534
dicks are easier to draw

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>>10353737
I hate my family, so I'm posting some webms.

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>>10355588

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>>10355592

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>>10355598

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>>10355603

>> No.10355636 [DELETED] 

>>10355588
>I ℏate my family
who here on /ck/ doesn't

>> No.10355639

>>10355636
Normal people who aren't alcoholics

>> No.10355645 [DELETED] 

>>10355639
you don not ate your family? taste them, they are delicous

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>>10355607

>> No.10355659

>>10355598
:(

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>> No.10356124

>>10353737
Based jaded poster

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>>10353726

>> No.10356197

>>10353737
How does he stay so mad without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10356209

>>10355534
>How is this any different
One is socially acceptable if you do it under the guise of empowering women.

>> No.10356216

>>10355588
>I hate my family
What happened anon?

>> No.10356255

>>10353737
huh?

>> No.10356301

>>10356110
awkward boner is awkward

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>>10356301
>mfw

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>>10353726

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>>10356407
>>10356413
this is a you

>> No.10356684

only you can report and hide "crust" webms so this insufferable autist leaves

>> No.10356704

>>10356118
God, why does he put raisins on everything?

>> No.10356711

>>10356175
How does she fall down without breaking all the hearts?

>> No.10356719

>>10356110
name pls

>> No.10356720

>>10355607
Was he arrested?

>> No.10356766

>>10356661
>partial arts
hueheuheuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuhueuheuheuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhe

>> No.10356783

>>10356413
i hate having to fuck around with picking apart fish and seafood, it's such a faff for not a lot of reward

>> No.10356829

>>10356301
fucking kill yourself

>> No.10356845

>>10356301
> le awkward boner face
kys
fucking kys

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>>10353737
>being this butthurt

>> No.10356858

>>10356209
I don't think anyone is feeling empowered because of a fake vagina drilled into a turkey, you triggered virgin

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>> No.10356963

>>10353780
How does he get the coconut out of there without breaking his teeth?

>> No.10356972

>>10356963
*soy* *soy*
*soy*?
*soy* *soy*
*soy*!

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>>10355511

>> No.10356987

>>10356901
will tihs work with electro or induction? have one of these shitty gas camping stoves but i'm insecure when it comes to heat

>> No.10356998
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>>10355607
>That second pie

>> No.10357041

>>10355588
Haha funny chicken

>> No.10357042

>>10356987
i doubt it but you could always try

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>>10355607

>> No.10357081

>>10356704
I think he believes its like the secret to his longevity or something

>> No.10357088

>>10356845
>le
>kys
Take your own advice.

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>> No.10357094 [DELETED] 

>>10356110
coal burner that hasn't paid the toll yet
soon

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>>10357088
>LE Take your own advice. FACE

>> No.10357155

>>10355598
what she do

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>>10357090
>haha its impossible for ME to get diabetes, right?

>> No.10357178

>>10357090
Why is that Nutella so gooey?

>> No.10357183

>>10357178
huh?

>> No.10357186

>>10357090
can people unironically enjoy sugary shit like this?

>> No.10357222
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>>10357186
You want savory?

>> No.10357227

>>10357186
Well, that video was obviously being ironic, so possibly not.

>> No.10357254

>>10357222
looks like fucking prison food

>> No.10357297

>>10355534
The skill level. People don't make fun of Leonardo DaCaprio for drawing dicks on church ceilings. either.

>> No.10357317

>>10357297
Huh?

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>>10356766
Well I had a giggle

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>>10356858
>I don't think
Sounds about right

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>>10357254
Something fancier then?

>> No.10357416

>>10357094
That isn't true

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>>10355588

>> No.10357471

>>10356301
It is 2018 anon, now bend over

>> No.10357487

>>10356719
Seconded

>> No.10357570

>>10357101
I cant tell if this is serious

>> No.10357610

>>10357090
jack? that you?

>> No.10357619
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>> No.10357630

>>10357619
Steak katsu sounds like it could be pretty good.

>> No.10357634

>>10353726
what's the JAV code?

>> No.10357641

>>10357326
I don't mind that he's on coke or retarded or has palsy or whatever, but I'd never eat there because that filthy fucker just picks his nose and wipes it on his apron like it's no big deal.

>> No.10357642

>>10353780
You know this guy works for Mormon missionaries, right?

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>>10356110

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>>10356901
>only folded like 8 times
DISONARABRU

>> No.10357670

>>10357642
So does he get his superior tooth strength from his magic underwear?

>> No.10357676

>>10357642
okay?

>> No.10357694 [DELETED] 

>>10357070
what did she do? why is he so mad? i don't get it

>> No.10357705

>>10357694
He's a virgin, so the moment she blew that kiss he couldn't resist chasing her down for the long-awaited gift.

>> No.10357719

>>10357449
god I wish that were me

>> No.10357725 [DELETED] 

>>10357705
she cute tho

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>>10357090
yamero!!!

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>>10356901
Oi! Bin that knife m8!

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>> No.10357747

>>10355607
Looks like more exercise than she's had for a very long time. She could have just run the tiny distance to the top and taken the downward escalator, so it's not just her body that needs a workout.

>> No.10357824

>>10355603
>300 calorie burger causes obesity.

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>>10357326
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

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>>10357841

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>>10357619
>Serving raw meat

>> No.10358155

>>10357070

Why the hell does Asia fake every video? It's not funny when it's not a genuine reaction.

>> No.10358162

>>10355576
I want this in my mouth

>> No.10358202

>>10355576
I am legitimately disappointed this didn't turn out to be bao.

>> No.10358209

>>10353737
kek holy shit

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>>10358120
>Not eating raw meat

>> No.10358380

>>10358315
Cats are incredibly picky eaters. If it had raw meat before, it'll go for that. If it has never tried cooked meat, they'll eat around it.

>> No.10358389

>>10358315
>not eating cat food

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>>10353816
underrated

>> No.10358467

>>10358315
>boiled
try giving it a decent sear in cast iron and we'll see what the cat goes for

>> No.10358566

>>10357841
based "not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers" Poster!

>> No.10358655

>>10358380
my cat used to not eat at all unless i sat there and watched him eat. the moment i got up and left he would leave too. if i left him food he wouldn't eat it.

>> No.10358675

>>10357070
>touches his hand
>blows a kiss at him
he was probably trying to catch up so he could propose to her

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>>10357449

>> No.10359078

>>10356407
>>10356413
why does Hannibal give me such a raging boner?

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>> No.10359117

>>10357090
>lol xd wasted a bunch of my money and put random stuff together! unhealthy right guys?

>> No.10359120

>>10358963
>I want my candy to be filled with an old mans breath.
Yeah no thanks.

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>>10353737
how does he get so mad without boiling all the eggs?

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>>10359078
No idea, but I loved the show

>> No.10359200

>>10357336
this is kawaii

>> No.10359236

>>10355598
>doesn't know how to roll

if I learned one thing in gradescool it was how to stop drop and roll like a fucking log

>> No.10359257

>>10359236
And you smother the flames with the blanket, not fan them.

>> No.10359296

>>10357619
I've lived in NYC my whole life and I don't know a single person who has ever been to these buzzfeed meme places. They also always close like a month after these videos are made because selling $70 avocados that look like Mr Potato Head isn't a sustainable business

>> No.10359320

>>10359257
yeah, every time I see that webm I just get angry because they did pretty much everything possible wrong

>> No.10359328

>>10359123
There's pipes under the sand.

>> No.10359437

>>10357090
>just leaves the plasitc cover on the sandwich

nice

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>> No.10359666

>>10358315

Aww dawg

>> No.10359678

>>10356901
>JRE

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>> No.10359991

>>10359971
She looks really familiar, but I can't quite place her.

>> No.10360071

>>10359991
ariel rebel

>> No.10360078

>>10360071
Oh yeah. I don't recognize her actually I was asking for a friend.

>> No.10360114

>>10353780
this dude is the most alpha male in the world

>> No.10360173

>>10357619
>japans most famous sandwich
yeah, thats not famous in japan we rarely eat beef and when we do we dont waste it by putting in fucking bread
fuck you stupid americunts

>> No.10360222

>>10353738
How will he take a break without getting out of the eggs?

>> No.10360237

>>10358924
Knife goes in~
Guts come out~
That's what Osaka Food Concern is all about~

>> No.10360248

>>10357336
What anime is this?

>> No.10360353

>>10356901
smithing lvl?

>> No.10360435

>>10357570
eating like this here is not good manners. It's probably a paki but I wouldn't be surprised if it's a self hating Indian. we have a lot of them anyway

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>>10359296

>> No.10360611

>>10357326
how does he get out of there without breaking any of the eggs?

>> No.10360636

>>10360611
he snorts them

>> No.10360678

>>10357619
300 dorra gaijin

>> No.10360683

>>10357741
>Australia
Of course.

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>>10360485

>only 200 avocados a day

>> No.10360688

>>10357326

a crepe/tortilla with lime juice and powdered sugar. this is what passes for street food nowadays

>> No.10360689

>>10360683
I live in Australia and stuff like that isn't typical here at all.

>> No.10360690

>>10355603
The research that this entire campaign is based upon was paid for by Slimming World. Not saying the results aren't true, but it's supremely unethical for the government to subsidise this campaign when the research itself is suspect.

>> No.10360702

>>10360688
are you a retard

>> No.10360720

>>10360485
These people need to be purged

>> No.10360769

>>10358655
it's because he can't hear whilst chewing food and wants you to be there for him :'(

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>> No.10360805

>>10360485
The thought of just biting into an avocado makes me shudder. The texture would be awful. Avocado best in moderation.

I can only assume this is merely something to play up the stereotype and rub it in peoples faces.

>> No.10360857

>>10357070
>be me
>a fatass with no life
>on escalator
>qt loli touches me and blows me a kiss
>chase
>must fuck must fuck must fuck must fuck!!!!!!

>> No.10360872 [DELETED] 

>>10360857
thank you for expaining the joke anon, I don't know what we would do without your help
don't you forgot to post it in your blog too?

>> No.10360880

>>10353780
cray

>> No.10360889

>>10359971
This bitch couldn't cook her way out of a paper bag.

>> No.10360894

>>10360114
The fuck he is. Why didn't he open the coconut up with his teeth too? Every asshole can use a machete.

>> No.10360896

>>10355598
>>10355659
damn one day it's off to eat some hot plate bbq, the next it's third degree burn and a makeover for life.

>> No.10360902

>>10360872
>expaining

Wait until I expain your ass a bit, cheeky bastard.

>> No.10360915

>>10353737
roast him if you like but he's right. /ck/ webm threads are literally the same 30-75 webms posted every fucking time

>> No.10360916

>>10360702
explain

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>> No.10361008

>>10360920
did she really ate it?

>> No.10361226

>>10358914
Jfc gimme

>> No.10361283

>>10356986
>all those unnecessary steps
go back to /v/

>> No.10361306

>>10356118
just like ma used to make

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>>10357741
>homemade gelato in a bar

>> No.10361405

>>10359098
>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce
can i have mine with just dipping sauce that resembles semen :/

>> No.10361434

>>10359074

Hitler doesn't approve. He gassed Jews not pigs.

>> No.10361464

>>10360688

Nigger that's always been a thing you dumb asshole. But you wouldn't know because you don't leave your incel dungeon.

>> No.10361481

>>10360071

Fuck off, no way

>> No.10361516

>>10355588
you spin me right round baby...

>> No.10361532

>>10359978
gee they dont look very happy to be impaled on spikes

>> No.10361568

>>10360687
Really makes you think, huh?

>> No.10361578

>>10360771
To be honest, I don't really see a problem here, at least until he garnishes it with ketchup and chicken nuggets. It's basically just sweet and salty, a perfect combination.

>> No.10361584

>>10356901
>Aluminium
That edge won't hold.

>> No.10361621

>>10361584
nah but it's still impressive as hell

>> No.10361629

>>10360485
Soygirls?

>> No.10361631

>>10361578
>ketchup on ice cream
sweet and salty makes just enough sense with the chicken nuggets and the burger, but the ketchup?

>> No.10361646

>>10361631
Re-read my post, nigga

>> No.10361662

>>10361646
yeah i missed a word my b
I can't get ketchup on ice cream out of my head

>> No.10361689

>>10360920
Why does this make me hard?

>> No.10361703

>>10360920
Vile cunt. Even a mouse should not be tortured like that.

>> No.10361740

>>10361434
What's the difference? Wait don't tell me: one is a filthy, bottom-sucking, big-nosed, pot-bellied animal. The other is a pig.
>>10361689
You've got a vore fetish, my dude. Welcome to the club.

>> No.10361763

>>10361703
Cry me a river faggot. Just watch some real wild life footage(not that sweetened animal planet shit) you can see some of the most gore, vile and brutish stuff out there.
What that mouse got and how farm animal usually die, is heaven compared to being eaten from your guts up alive by a lion.

>> No.10361764

>>10357824
Fatass detected

>> No.10361820
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>>10356216
Nothing, just being a dick.
Well, some of them are assholes, I won't miss those.

>> No.10361851
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>> No.10361861

>>10361820
>that much work
is cabbage really that much of a commodity in third world countries?

>> No.10361873
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>>10361851
>knife that cuts bread
VERY IMPRESSIVE

>> No.10361899

>>10361861
it's not fake edible cabbage you retard, they are making fruits and vegies from wax.

>> No.10361910

>>10357222
*umami
Nice trips

>> No.10361916
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>>10361873
>clueless anon
pretty ordinary

>> No.10361934

>>10356301

le epic meme dood!

>> No.10361946

>>10356110
>Sitting down using a knife
>Dat feeble grip
>Top half sliding around

Come on lady, you can do better

>> No.10361961

>>10358458
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>> No.10362078

>>10359957
Why aren't we using chocolate instead of Kevlar?

>> No.10362189

>>10362078
too risky. we can't have our troops eating their protection. alternatively we would be feeding our enemies everytime they get a kill.

>> No.10362212

>>10356110
>garbage stamped knife
>finger on top
>way too much pressure, either the knife is dull or inexperience

>> No.10362223

>>10362189
Fuck I'm so stupid, thanks anon

>> No.10362245

>>10360915
so make new content. In order of contribution it goes

OC
Newish Reposts
Old Reposts
ontopic comments
offtopic comments
complaints

Whiny bitches are literally bottom of the totem pole

>> No.10362259

>>10356661
I'm all for giving people a chance, but what the fuck? how did they pass him? can he do a roll? can he even do the warm ups? why did they pass him? this participation trophy bullshit is ridiculous.

>> No.10362290
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10362290

>>10357841
Came looking for this response, wasn't disappointed

>> No.10362472

>>10354022
Finally, someone with their priorities in order.

>> No.10362487

>>10353737
huh?

>> No.10362505

>>10361851
>Schallinox
Be infringed

>> No.10362526

>>10355592
How hard is bamboo, anyways?

>> No.10362714

>>10362526
like not that hard wood at best, but a lot more stable

>> No.10362747

>>10361851
Never seen such a disgusting bread.
Where is that?

>> No.10362781

>>10361851
so its an ultrasonic blade?

>> No.10362794

>>10360920
at least it's a dumb mouse and not a based ratto.

>> No.10363044

>>10357254
Because it is. It's a tamal or 'spread'.

Source: I work in a prison.

>> No.10363211

>>10357326
How does he get out of there without breaking any of the eggs ?

>> No.10363215

>>10357619
looks good. not 85 dollars good, but good.

>> No.10363248

>>10358914
Burnt

>> No.10363298

>>10362747
It's partially baked bread, it's supposed to be finished in the oven at home.

>> No.10363316

>>10362781
yeah, you won't get anything sharp enough to cut through bread as easy as that, without some kind of trick.

>> No.10363372

>>10359098
>flaccid penis
Those are clearly not shaped to look like flaccid penises

>> No.10363405

>>10356901
and then you hit a bone on your pork chop and it looks like a car wreck

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>>10362505

>> No.10363450

>>10356407
Having never watched hannibal, are the business cards people he's killed and have in his freezer?

>> No.10363634

>>10361763
>what is a greater evil

just because some things suffer more doesn't allow something to suffer less.
what she did was torture an animal for a pointless reason, and that's sick

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>> No.10363645

>>10363638
>that hideous fucking frosting
Triggers me every time

>> No.10363650
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>> No.10363707

>>10363450

If I'm remembering right, he hangs onto the business cards from people he meets and uses them to find a person to kill based on the dish he's making. Having the business card of someone you've already murdered seems like bad practice for a serial killer like Hannibal.

>> No.10363709

>>10363650
Spaghetti and oatmeal sounds like an interesting combination.

>> No.10363715

>>10363709

Gotta get them carbs, yo

>> No.10363720

>>10353803
uhm, rude

>> No.10363729

>>10355598
any news article on this?

>> No.10363741

>>10357090
Later on he was hired by Tasty.

>> No.10363753

>>10361405
no, you gonna slurp it up like the good boy you are

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>>10363638
Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag).
I MEAN IT, BLEED OUT YOU HUMAN WASTE.

>> No.10363771

>>10361851
nothing personnel bread

>> No.10363782

>>10357741
Will it be awkward when I come in with my dog, a bottle of lube, and some Viagra?

>> No.10363841

>>10358914
Looks like it's just whipped. I get something similar from eggs and malk in my magic bullet.

>> No.10363847

>>10358914
How many fucking eggs does it take to make that? Jesus.

>> No.10363861
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>>10363650
>soccer faggot
>had the gayest meal ever
Everything as it should be.

>> No.10363869

>>10355588
woah thats wicked how does that work?

>> No.10363873

>>10363861
Jesus fucking christ joe

>> No.10363904

>>10355490
Wtf?! That would be a killer for appetite.

>> No.10363929

>>10355607
this is either very staged, or that woman has some hilarious foresight.
>"this clown holding a pie must be up to no good"

>> No.10363954

>>10363761
based barney poster

>> No.10363974

>>10357741
and people say american are the only ones that does these types of disgusting things?

>> No.10364083

>>10360690
t. fatty

>> No.10364111
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10364111

>>10363650
>usain bolt
>20 piece mcnugget

>> No.10364168

>>10359185
Does kidney taste good?
The legally obtained kind, i mean.

>> No.10364178
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10364178

Why haven't they added audio/MB increases for us yet?

>> No.10364204

>>10364168
chewy. no star wars reference: just chewy no it doesnt taste like chicken more gamey than that.

>> No.10364212

>>10356719

> name pls
It's James something. I forgot his last name.

>> No.10364336

>>10353737
huh?

>> No.10364403

>>10357619
>>10360173

Yeah, these are Japan's most famous sandwiches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H2bRd91sZw

>> No.10364428

>>10356110
I want to lick that whatever it is off her nose

>> No.10364432

>>10359185
Moar Hannibal clips!

>> No.10364452

>>10356901
>aluminum
the secret ingredient is toxic metals and oxydation

>> No.10364456

>>10359236
Yes in this spontaneous moment of extreme stress and panic I, too, would act completely rationally.

>> No.10364464

>>10357326
the video with audio is actually funny because at the end when he serves it, the customer says "thank you" and he just awkwardly says "ok"

>> No.10364465

>>10356413
Why do they have that piece of shit watermark there for the entirety of the show?

>> No.10364534

>>10363873
never too young to widen for biden

>> No.10364557

>>10353726
>>10356175
So, that's where that's from.

>> No.10364579
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>>10364534
>widen for biden

>> No.10364642

>>10357101
rude

>> No.10364723

>>10358914
>we made a souffle and called it a pancake to sell it to slanteyes

>> No.10364836

>>10360173
No one actually believes Buzzfeed about this shit, and the Japanese sandwich that we know of is Katsu, not beef.

TL;DR: Everyone knows this shit is retarded, you slant eyed fuck.

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10364860

>>10359098
>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce

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>>10363638
Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag).
I MEAN IT, BLEED OUT YOU HUMAN WASTE.

>> No.10365053

>>10355490
>a chicken died for this.

Boy i shure hate it when they waste food like crazy doing those shit wierd recipes.

Like making a ultra tall burger and fried it and ad chocolate to it , why?

>> No.10365070

>>10364900
I see no pony

>> No.10365144

>>10359296
i actually went to the place in that video just by chance when i was visiting new york once.

>> No.10365149

>>10365070
>end of webm
>Grubber's Oh-so wonderfully yummy cupcakes by Pinkie Pie

Kill yourself, you fucking shill

>> No.10365212

>>10357826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxOkeLQohC0

>> No.10365225

>>10363869
just look at you you fuck its a food peddaled spinning barrel pull of pliable (rubber?) fingers that plucks feathers at mach speed I've never seen one and I can see what it's doing

>> No.10365227

>>10365149
Who the hell is pinkie pie?

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>> No.10365253

>>10365233
do amerilards really get this worked up over eating a donut

>> No.10365271

>>10365227
>can't even google search
get out newfag

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10365289

>>10353803

>> No.10365301

>>10365271
What the hell is google search?

>> No.10365306

>>10365271
>uses jewgle
get out retard.

>> No.10365329

>>10357841
based

>> No.10365374

>>10365253
Yeah. Easiest sex I ever had was with an American. I just fed her a donut and went back to finishing my crossword.

>> No.10365384

>>10358315
Holy shit gone home doom mod. A blast from the past. Thanks anon for sharing.

>> No.10365433

>>10360485
Avocado smoothies are usually good with a bit of sweetness, but they are never good enough to be the main flavor profile.

>> No.10365460

>>10353780
Why does he separate the yolk at the end?

>> No.10365465

>>10357642
(And thats a bad thing)

>> No.10365513

>>10359120
>Not buying candy filled with the last breath of a chinese peasant

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>> No.10365576

>>10360071
Good to see she finally got a 5 o'clock shadow moustache to add to her hairy arms

>> No.10365592

>>10365532
this gets me hard

>> No.10365598

>>10363650
Damn i was expecting Mannings to be some papa johns pizza™

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>> No.10365655

>>10365608
What the hell is that? Smashed crockery?

>> No.10365676

>>10365608
>>10365655
Was also wondering. Looks like tofu marinated in something squid ink-based then deep fried? With some sort of chili sauce on top

>> No.10365699

>>10356413
>>10356407
Whos got the lightened versions?

>> No.10365791

>>10365676
It's probably fermented, stinky tofu. Most of the time it's fucking gross

>> No.10365797

>>10365233
This is lewd as fuck

>> No.10365804

>>10364456
Thats literally why they drill it into you over and over from a very young age.

>> No.10365816

>>10365804
probably not in china

>> No.10365910

>>10363650
wade boggs you madman

>> No.10365933

>>10357619
money laundering the restaurant

>> No.10365943

>>10365638
arigato anon-kun

>> No.10366181

>>10365532
holy yeast infection batman

>> No.10366295

>>10363650
This is the first time I see an interesting buzzfeed video

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10366334

>>10363638
Kill yourself ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag).
I MEAN IT, BLEED OUT YOU HUMAN WASTE.

>> No.10366627

>>10356110
Her hands look very strange.
Maybe its the camera angle.

>> No.10366689

>>10365638
life was rough until the glorious gaijin rolled into town with their knives and forks and could with ease devour plates of food at a stunning speed, comparing to slanteyes that where struggling to pick up individual corns of rice

>> No.10366797

>>10359971
those messy fingers are triggering me.
One hand wet, one hand dry idiot

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10366812

>>10363841

>> No.10366922

>>10357326
How does he make the crepe without butt fucking his wife?

>> No.10366990

>>10365797
>>10365233
If only the trap was better passing

>> No.10367205

>>10353726
Memes aside how many years is this tradition of webms threads been going on?
>inb4 newfag
I have a life, sorry.

>> No.10367208

>>10355588
Why is the chicken breakdancing in a barrel?

>> No.10367249

>>10360485
I hate her so goddamn much

>> No.10367424

>>10358315
When I'm unsure if my meat is still edible after the expiration date, I give a raw piece to my cat.

Cats are really picky. If he eats it, I'm fine.

>> No.10367444

>>10364168
>>10364204
That's a liver. Not a kidney.

And yes: they both taste good, but liver is far far better than kidney

>> No.10367581

>>10363650
>chess
>athlete

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10367636

>>10363650
>usain bolt

>>
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