Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce

[Anonymous No.10353221]

Secret Aardvark is Portland’s so-called “table sauce,” since it’s replaced ketchup in many diners and restaurants of the city. The flavor is a medium-heat blend of habenero and vinegar notes. “We were the first ones to bring Aardvark [to the East Coast],” Chaimberg says. “There’re some sauces you can put it on anything. Aardvark is great for that.”

Buy here: https://www.amazon.com/Secret-Aardvark-Habanero-Sauce/dp/B00AIR3Q38?th=1

[Anonymous No.10353447]

>>10353221
based

[Anonymous No.10353474]

>>10353221
pure cuck faggotry in a bottle.

[Anonymous No.10353484]

>(((Chaimberg)))

[Anonymous No.10353487]

>>10353221
>since it’s replaced ketchup in many diners and restaurants of the city
What the fuck, no it hasn't. The only thing that has come close to replacing ketchup in Portland restaurants, diners, and food trucks is "Portland Ketchup;" which is just slightly chunkier ketchup with mustard seed or horseradish or something.

[Anonymous No.10353511]

>>10353221
How's it on eggs? That primarily what I use hot sauce for.

[Anonymous No.10353516]

>>10353511
it's dogshit in a bottle. draw your own conclusions.

[Anonymous No.10353529]

>>10353221
>reddit cucksauce is from portland
wow what a shock

[Anonymous No.10353545]

It's a great sauce, and i'm the only one on this board who has had the pleasure of trying it

[Anonymous No.10353546]

>>10353545
huh?

[Anonymous No.10353550]

>>10353545
>eclectic tastes
you also like the taste of your wife's bull's cum... your opinion is trash.

[Anonymous No.10353570]

>>10353221
Taste’s alright. Kinda has a weird barbecue thing going on. Spicier than Tabasco/tapatio/cholula/Valentino’s and the like, but not as spicy as El Yucateco. Pretty chunky and has a decent fruity tomato thing going on. Don’t know where that weird bbq thing comes from tho

[Anonymous No.10353572]

>>10353570
>weird bbq thing
you have to first rinse your mouth. it seems you still have tyrone's cum in there.

[Anonymous No.10353580]

>>10353572
>>10353550
>>10353474
>being this triggered by a fucking hot sauce
4chan is 18+, faggot.

[Anonymous No.10353587]

>>10353580
>defensive of a fucking hot sauce
shill detected.

[Anonymous No.10353597]

>>10353587
I'm defensive about the quality of this board. I'd rather not have underage fuckwits like you cancering it up.

[Anonymous No.10353602]

>>10353597
>giving a fuck about an anon board.
you need a social worker

[Anonymous No.10353603]

Can I put 'vark sauce on Jiro's sushi?

[Anonymous No.10353610]

>touching a condiment bottle others have touched and then immediately handling your food
I hope you all wash your hands after applying sauces and condiments, people are filthy

[Anonymous No.10353612]

>>10353603
i don't think you have enough good hubby points for Jiro's sushi.

[Anonymous No.10353614]

>>10353603
YAS
I keep some on my keychain in an empty 'cha bottle. I love using it on sushi

[Anonymous No.10353619]

>>10353610
your immune system is probably shit

[Anonymous No.10353620]

>>10353221

Aardvark is like smaller dice sized spicier Pace picante mixed with KC masterpiece. It is not a hot sauce. It's a salsa, and a pretty mediocre one at that.

Pic related is a real sauce from a non-meme city.

[Anonymous No.10353954]

Everything that has habanero in it is shit.
Fruity tasting shit for fruity faggots.

Habanero is a shit pepper.
You're welcome

[Anonymous No.10353966]

>>10353610
Don't be retarded, you probably contact just as many germs opening a door or using a touchpad.

[Anonymous No.10353991]

I bought this shit. It's fucking boring.

[Anonymous No.10353995]

>>10353966
No, I carry a good supply of disposable cloths for opening doors and I would never ever use a touchpad. Definitely not one somebody else has been using.

[Anonymous No.10353999]

>>10353991

I'm not kidding. Some Asshole bought habanero and added vinegar trying to be clever. It tastes like shit.

[Anonymous No.10354008]

>>10353570
>weird barbecue thing
Probably the fire roasted tomatoes