/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10343284]

when you think about it, pizza is actually really disgusting
it's a load of fatty bread and greasy cheese and people eat 3-4 slices like it's nothing

imagine eating a whole loaf of bread and then eating a block of cheese with some bites of summer sausage and washing it down with a 2L of coke
you wouldn't eat these things separately, why would you eat them baked into a gooey mess?

[Anonymous No.10343290]

>>10343284

>he's a flyover who's only ever had big chain "pizza" in his life

[Anonymous No.10343291]

do you understand how cooking works

[Anonymous No.10343292]

>>10343284
This is what Americans turned pizza into my mate, it's not the food's fault

[Anonymous No.10343293]

>>10343290
What are those things that look like leeches?

[Anonymous No.10343296]

>>10343290
>olives
that's a bugman pie.

[Anonymous No.10343300]

>>10343293
Tomato slices.

[Anonymous No.10343302]

>>10343292
It was even worse before they got a hold of it.

[Anonymous No.10343305]

>>10343302
>a literal fucking leaf
ahahahaha

[Anonymous No.10343309]

>>10343284
Yeah that's how cooking works you fucking retard, you're not supposed to eat the ingredients on their own, you combine them to make a palatable dish.
You wouldn't eat one whole boiled potato, drink a cup of milk, then eat a stick of butter, but you would eat mashed potatoes which are made of the exact same ingredients.

[Anonymous No.10343311]

>>10343284
>imagine eating a whole loaf of bread and then eating a block of cheese with some bites of summer sausage and washing it down with a 2L of coke

That's fucking a normal European style meal. Are you dumb or just Jewish?

A slice of pizza is about equivalent of one slice of bread, people often eat sandwiches which consist of two slices of bread, it is not uncommon for someone to eat two normal sized sandwiches for a meal. Four slices of pizza is exactly how much most people would eat, give or take small people or really fat ones.

[Anonymous No.10343312]

>>10343311
god europeans are fucking disgusting then

[Anonymous No.10343315]

>>10343309
I'd prefer the potato, milk and butter, actually.

[Anonymous No.10343331]

>>10343290
Are anchovies actually any good? I've always wanted to try it out but I get the feeling it's not a popular topping so I'm almost afraid to ask. And because the local joint is pretty skimpy on the toppings for how expensive their pizzas are.

[Anonymous No.10343335]

>>10343290
If youre a NE coastie you're alright but if you're a left coast cuck you have beyond zero room to talk about pizza quality

[Anonymous No.10343336]

>>10343331
Anchovies are not good. Most places don't sell many anchovy pizzas either, so the tin they're peeling them out of is often an old one that's been sitting forever open getting even less fresh than it already is.

They stink, literally, they smell like the rankest unwashed vagina you could ever imagine, it's not a lie. Delivery drivers consider them the bane of their existence because their car is basically ruined after delivering one of those, the stench is so thick it fills the air and you can almost see it.

They are really salty, that's the flavor people like, but mostly they just taste like rank puss. If you want a salty as fuck pizza just order green olives

[Anonymous No.10343354]

>>10343336
Thanks. I really don't care for olives so I guess there's nothing to like about anchovies.

[Anonymous No.10343361]

>>10343354
They're really delicious, though. You can get anchovies that just taste like salt, but if your pizza place is decent they will be using good anchovies with a nice fishy taste. A pizza is never as good as it could be if it doesn't have anchovies.

[Anonymous No.10343387]

>>10343361

>a pizza is never as good as it could be if it doesn't have anchovies

Truer words have never been spoken on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.10343393]

>>10343284
>imagine eating a whole loaf of bread and then eating a block of cheese with some bites of summer sausage

wow its almost like france and italy and greece have been doing this for a thousand years

[Anonymous No.10343642]

>>10343302
This is good. t italian pizzaman

[Anonymous No.10343643]

>>10343284
you stole this "joke" from xkcd

[Anonymous No.10343648]

>>10343290
Excuse me dipshit but Chicago and Detroit have the best pizza and are considerd "flyover" by you coastfags

[Anonymous No.10343660]

>>10343648

Your delusion about how good your food is is one of the main attributes about being a flyover.

[Anonymous No.10343675]

>>10343284
What is a grill cheese sandwich with tomato sauce on the side for 500, Mike

[Anonymous No.10343683]

>>10343660
especially that fucking stupid hotdog that soyboys cream themselves over

[Anonymous No.10343689]

>>10343643
Really? xkcd must be even worse than I remember.

[Anonymous No.10343690]

Imagine eating a head of lettuce, a whole tomato, and washing it down with a cup of vinegrette.

[Anonymous No.10343695]

>>10343690

Salads already come deconstructed, dum dum. If they serve the dressing on the side it's up to you to mix in the amount that you want.

[Anonymous No.10343696]

>>10343689
yeah and he is an anti drumpfer too
its pathetic

[Anonymous No.10343705]

>>10343695
Yes, but you would still mix them. Not pick apart each piece at a time.

[Anonymous No.10343706]

>>10343696

Throw in a can of anchovies and you've got yourself a proper meal.

[Anonymous No.10343716]

>>10343705

What does that have to do with pizza? Or anything?

[Anonymous No.10343723]

>>10343660
Illinois, Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania get flyover exemption when it comes to pizza

[Anonymous No.10343728]

>>10343723

[Anonymous No.10343754]

>>10343728

>my homestate in dead last

Kek. The place I grew up eating pizza was independent as fuck and was some of the best pizza I've ever had, despite living all over the country later on. Shame it cost like $30 for a large back in 2000 and had to shut down a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.10343814]

>>10343754
>$7 shitty hamburger buns
Not like I didn't know going in but the sticker shock visiting there was insane

[Anonymous No.10344152]

>>10343335
>no New Haven

What the fug

[Anonymous No.10344161]

>>10343648
Chicago is the 5'8" buff manlet who brags about how good looking he is.

[Anonymous No.10344599]

>>10343387

I am sitting at the feet of my Master and all is bliss.

[Anonymous No.10345221]

>>10343336
>"delivery drivers consider them the bane...."

[Anonymous No.10345642]

>>10343311
>eating a whole pizza by yourself
Fucking Amerifats.

[Anonymous No.10345683]

>>10345221

[Anonymous No.10346008]

>>10343660
>Your delusion about how good your food is is one of the main attributes about being a new yorker.

[Anonymous No.10346044]

>>10343331
Yes they are salty with a bit of fishy in there goes really well with pepperoni or and olives. White anchovies are GOAT but kinda hard to find in some areas.
Anyone claiming they don't like them is just being unrefined or meming like with pinapples.

[Anonymous No.10346049]

>>10343361

[Anonymous No.10346055]

>>10343335
>Vancouver, WA

What the fuck really? Might have to check it out one day.

[Anonymous No.10347029]

>>10343284
Well when you put it like that I'd rather eat that every day for the rest of my life instead of having pizza

[Anonymous No.10347161]

This is how anorexics think on the high of a three-day fast. Get help OP

[Anonymous No.10347296]

>it's a load of fatty bread and greasy cheese
that's a bit of an over exaggeration