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Just got a bunch of snails from the garden.Frying up as we speak. Garden to pan, talk about fresh. First snails of the year too. Any of you top lads have any tips/recipes for me to use next time?

>> No.10341802

>>10341796
...
you're supposed to feed them nothing but water for a few days so they clean out their digestive tracts
enjoy your snail shit

>> No.10341808

>>10341796
I hope this thread is bait, but just in case somebody really is this stupid you need to clean snails before you fry them.

Feed them carrots or something for a few days until they start pooping orange so you'll know they aren't full of bird shit or whatever.

>> No.10341820

>>10341802
First I have heard of this. I wouldn't worry through, I live in a nice part of town. Basically in the country. I am reducing my wine sauce for the snails as we speak.

>> No.10341827

>>10341820
ok bon appetit as they say

>> No.10341836

>>10341827
Thanks. They are some big ones to. Making wine sauce, going to saute some anchovy in fish oil and thicken with flour, mix it with the reduced wine.

>> No.10341852

>>10341796
I hope you get brain worms

>> No.10341865

>>10341852
I don't live in the ghetto the snails are fine. I bet you wash your hands after putting steaks on the grill. Grow up and realize the world is out their for the ones who are not afraid. Good luck bro.

>> No.10341888

>>10341865
Calm down cuck

>> No.10341895

>>10341888
>says the guy afraid of snails
I have eaten them raw out of the shell before.

>> No.10341900

>>10341888
>cuck
2016 called, they want their memes back

>> No.10341908

Snails simmering in the delicious thick whine sauce. The smell is very nice.

>> No.10341915
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10341915

Can snails feel pain?

>> No.10341922

>>10341915
Yes, but we have domain over all creatures. I have seen things you wouldn't believe. Like snails in the rain.

>> No.10341928

>>10341915
they don't have a nervous system
is that answer satisfying for you?

>> No.10341957

>>10341915
>It has been shown that snails will operate a manipulandum to electrically self-stimulate areas of their brain. Balaban and Maksimova[76] surgically implanted fine wire electrodes in two regions of the brains of snails (Helix sp.). To receive electrical stimulation of the brain, the snail was required to displace the end of a rod. When pressing the rod delivered self-stimulation to the mesocerebrum (which is involved in sexual activity) the snails increased the frequency of operating the manipulandum compared to the baseline spontaneous frequency of operation. However, when stimulation was delivered to the parietal ganglion, the snails decreased the frequency of touching the rod compared to the baseline spontaneous frequency. These increases and decreases in pressing are positive and negative reinforcement responses typical of those seen with vertebrates.

They seek pleasure and avoid pain so likely yes.

>> No.10342001

>>10341796
Mind hacc the snail with leucochloridium, eat it, kill 6 billion people.

>> No.10342020

>>10342001
Sounds mean. Currently eating the snails.

>> No.10342277

I cooked periwinkle snails from the beach once, it was a huge pain to remove them from the shells but they tasted great fried in butter and garlic.

>> No.10343064

>>10342020
>sounds mean
Well life is simply unfair.

>> No.10343118

>>10341796
>Eating un-purged gastropods
It's like you want to be retards
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/teenager-who-swallowed-garden-slug-as-a-dare-fights-government/news-story/7ada8f58d03de391055b13e9dade320d

>> No.10343131

>>10343118
>scare tactics to make us buy from chain stores
Get off this board.

>> No.10343840

>>10341796
Cheese and Butter.
That's all you'll need, let your heart run wild with it

>> No.10343844

>>10341802
>>10341820
feed them nothing but wine! did i just blow your mind?

>> No.10343849

>>10343118
Nice try slug shill

>> No.10343918

>>10342277
There's a ton near me, I've been thinking about trying it. How did you cook it?

>> No.10343924

>>10343118

I wouldn't imagine he's putting up much of a fight with him being paralyzed.
Shame about that, though, really it is. Life is can be so fucking arbitrarily cruel sometimes.

>> No.10343965

>>10343118
It was a raw slug though. Apparantly its ok if you cook snails properly.
Also that guy got fucked up real bad jesus

>> No.10343981

>>10343918
Its not worth it unless you have a faster way of getting them out of the shells than a pair of tweezers. They tasted good enough, but cardboard would be good after 10 minutes in a pan with butter and garlic then sprinkled with salt.

>> No.10344029
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>>10341802
Poor snails. Starved before murdered

>> No.10344126

>>10343118
>is responsible for his own affliction
>fucker's body can't even regulate its own temperature now
>is literally a fucking vegetable
I'm not trying to be edgy, but why keep him alive any more
can he even communicate his feelings at all

>> No.10344143

>>10344126
Could you ever communicate your feelings... ever?

>> No.10344147

>>10344029
fuckers deserve it, they always genocide the vegetables in my garden

>> No.10344148

>>10343118
Verdammte Scheiße.

>> No.10344164

how do they get from the ocean to the garden?

>> No.10344172

>>10344143
no I have aspergers

>> No.10344185

>>10341796
Tasty tasty botulism and disease. You shouldn't eat wild snails.

>> No.10344308

>>10341820
>I wouldn't worry through, I live in a nice part of town.

Wow, your neighborhood is so nice the snails don't shit?

>> No.10344452

>>10343118
>Australia
As expected of the demon land

>> No.10344464

>>10341852
what would they eat?

>> No.10344467

>>10341915
god I hope so

>> No.10344472

>>10341796
>>10341802
>>10341820
We've done this thread before.

>> No.10344473

>>10341796
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2018/03/08/a-young-rugby-player-ate-a-slug-on-a-mates-dare-now-hes-paralyzed/

make sure it's fully cooked

>> No.10344577

>>10341895
They naturally carry so many diseases, that’s why birds don’t even eat them...

>> No.10344579

>>10341796
you generally don't eat the small, garden snails
snails for food are larger and usually farm grown for that purpose
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helix_pomatia

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10344638

summer snails are best, they have snail caviar

>> No.10344661

>>10344638
Please stop.

>> No.10345028

>>10341928
That’s bullshit snails have to have brains

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10345044

>>10343118
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>> No.10345093

Well after reading this thread I’m never eating escargot ever again. Thanks for the life lesson, /ck/.

>> No.10345126

>>10344473
Man that’s fucked up. Talk about bad luck.

>> No.10345355

>>10344638
>>10341796
>>10341802
Try eating them raw. My mother told me they're full of revitalizing minerals and lots of vitamins

>> No.10345517

>>10345355
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY OP
HE'S TRYING TO TRICK YOU
ALSO POST SOMETHING NEXT WEEK TO PROVE YOU'RE OK

>> No.10345650

>>10345126
They say luck favors the well prepared. Well, this story shows that luck also hurts the stupid.

>> No.10346026

>>10345028
they don't have full brains they have a series of connected ganglia. >>10341928 is still a moron though because they have a full nervous system

>> No.10346043

>>10341796
This copypasta is slowly getting stale. Third time in the last month I've seen it.