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HOW DOES HE GET OUT OF THERE WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS
>>10335614what even is this dish? seems like too much sauce
>>10335614It looks like it's at least 90% grease.
does he have to stay in there until he sells all the eggs
SOMEONE POST THE VIRGIN VS CHAD EGGMAN
wrong filename retard
>>10335614How get out no break egg?
>>10335904Gross. Burgers should be fully cooked.
why did he eat the eggs?
>>10335917>Gross.It's Jack. What did you expect..?
oh boy another 300 reply thread with the same 45 webms posted every other thread fuck all of you
>>10335933neck yourself retard
>>10335630Looks like a meme-d up pan pizza.
>>10335922>grilled cheese martini>contains no vermouthThis iisn't even a grilled cheese vodka martini, t's just grilled cheese vodka.
>>10335931Guess I'm unaware
>>10335959DOES IT MATTER?
>>10335614Legit looks like shit and I would not even eat it, fucking retard cook.
>>10336004Have to agree with you. it's bound to be overcooked. Plus there's way too much bbq sauce.
>>10335614why not just drink high fructose barbecue sauce straight from the bottle at that point pig disgusting amerifat
>>10336010Gotta keep up appearances.
>>10335614Is that chive on top of there? Seriously what is even the point its been fucking destroyed with bbq sauce. I love bbq sauce as much as the next guy but you aren't going to taste any finesse in that dish.
your mom posted this
>>10335904Has nobody ever teached her how to cut or why does she use so much pressure?
>>10336245>teached>her>or whyAll of Jack's knives are dull as shit.
>>10335904>cold cheese>red burger separating from the damp seared part>crushing while cuttingbait
>>10335959wish a tomato/basil base it's more like a shitty bloody mary
>>10336150>>10336233How is he able to perfectly time the flip without burning the eggs or the bread?
>>10336150How do they wiggle their tongue without breaking the eggs?
>>10335930>AN ENTIRE BOX OF SUGAR
>>10335614>allowing someone with finger tattoos or tattoo arm sleeves to touch your foodNot even once.
Is egg fort the jack of 2018 webm thread?
>>10336233how do the eggs break without him getting out of there?
>>10336304it's not baithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQyou can fast forward to the 11' 7" mark
>>10336565Egg man precedes jack, retard. The "how does he get out" shit likely proceeds jack, too, it just didn't become a thing with newfags until just now.
>>10335904that looks like shit
>>10336636This whole channel is bait
>>10336721nothing gets past you does it sherlock
>>10335630It's not sauce, it's chocolate syrup.
>>10336885Holy shit I actually need this. Fucking room niggers
>>10336902instead of using a cage of passive aggression, beat them up thoroughly every time they take food from you and
This is getting worse than SneedUnderage phone users forcing memes like they are a nuclear weapon
>>10336936Fuck off back to t/v/eddit
H O WOW E G G SGGS
>>10335933Make OC then faggot
>>10336010IT'S AUSTRALIAN RETARD!
>>10336646Nah jackposts were the eggman of last year I think Amy's home kitchen is next desu
>>10336973Tonight on TLC: Monkey in the Kitchen
>>10336902There was a story on fatpeoplehate about a girl who had a coworker that would constantly steal other people's food from the break room. She wanted to fuck with the piggy, so she bought one of these and filled with cupcakes but didn't show it to anyone. Instead she announced in front of piggy that she had brought cupcakes for a party afterwork and that she was keeping them in the break room. Eventually a whole lot of noise started coming from the break room and piggy stormed out pissed off. It's a great way to fuck with food thieves.
>>10336979I would've pressed the cupcakes through the grid with a stick and eaten my fill just to fuck back
>>10336973you're so fucking new it hurtskill yourself
>>10336993Kek I don't remember what kind of damage was done to the cupcakes, but it was to shame the fat fuck in front of the entire office.
>>10336994Been here for years and I'm probably not leaving anytime soon Jack postings was dominating this board before that webm was even made though so idk what the fuck your on about the how does he get out shit is fairly new but it will pass like all forced memes eventually do>>10336994
>>10335922it completely abandoned the infused vodka shit. haha
>>10336325MOM nobody buys eggs from meee
>>10336877D I S G U S T I N G T O N G U E
>>10337032no it didn't, the grilled cheese slices they garnished with were infused
>>10336973jacks been here for years retard, what are you even talking about
>>10336418Post more anime cooking.
>>10336956who is this qt?
>>10337063You should really check out, "Shokugeki no Sōma".
>>10337046When we was the only thing the webm threads were posting
>>10335911looks like me and ur mom last nite
>>10336973This is my favorite jack webm. It's so raw.
>>10335904burger goes on the plate, plate goes on the cutting board
>>10336973>ywn be this happy
>>10336877some juicee new jack material, will add it to my folder
>>10335614Jesus fuck how horrifying. This should be illegal.
>>10337355>>10337341>>10337061>>10336877B I G B O I B I T E S
>>10335614amerifats absolutely LOVE smothering things in disgusting artificial syrup sauces, and throwing together a bunch of different ingredients that dont work together and then baking/deep frying itdisgusting
>>10336956Reminds me of pic related
>>10337551non-american here what the fuck does pumpkin spice even taste like and why are thots so into it?
>>10337566tastes like pumpkin
Someone please post the disgusting street food shit with the doritos and ramen
>>10337566what, they don't have pumpkins in the shit parts of Earth...?
>>10337573>Look how healthy I am, I'm subbing bread for avocado
>>10336885I'd like to get one of these because subhuman co-workers sadly exist but those same subhuman co-workers clutter the fridge up so it would never fit.
>>10337566>non-american here>because you're either american or not americanFound the OBSESSED American.
>>10337566I think it's just sweetened cinammon and nutmeg. No actual pumpkin
>>10337589Thank you sir, please more
>>10337570>>10337588Well shit.Haven't tasted that either, didn't even know you could eat them really.I mean why else would they use them for jack-o-lanterns>>10337596You're the only nation in the world gay enough to make spice out of your halloween decor.
>>10337599As you wish.
>>10336998God damn, I hate niggers.
>>10337610>All kinds of sauces on candy and chipswhy
>>10336245When you're cutting with a dull knife you need that much force.
>>10336956True american pig
>>10336418Agreed. Also, why does everything taste better when cooked outdoors?
>>10336956>using her hands to move the plateEvery time she did that I'd spank her right on her fat ass.
>>10336998The fuck is wrong with her face? It's like it's smushed it together with her hands
>>10336998"I shouldn't have to worry about my low standards but I demand my partner to have high standards" Nice female logic right hereBecause >muh whamen are never wrong
>>10337082>Missing the bit afterwards where the food makes all her clothes come offThat show is so silly, but I like it. New President of the school literally did nothing wrong.
>>10337610>>10337603I will never understand this
>>10337588HAHA CAUSE AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD HAHA HAMBURGERS GUNS FREEEDOM AMIRIGHT GUISEEE XDDD
>>10337530I've seen like 20 mexican webms doing the same shit with doritos. That entire landmass is a culinary hole
>>10337603I get the chips and cheese thing but why put the rest of that shit?
>>10336564Fucking mad lad
>>10336418THANKS FOR MAKING SURE I HAVE BONES IN MY SOUP
>>10337301What's her hourly rate?
>>10335614How does he get into the kitchen without wearing a hair net?
>>10337802Through the door.
>>10337766>he doesn't know how to eat soup with fish and fish bones in it.I bet you cry over the scales too.
>>10337617Always weirds me out a bit how some old fat mexican men in glasses look indistinguishable from old fat asian men in glasses
>>10337831>eating bonesA habit picked up by your mother.
>>10337747i want this
>>10337589Whenever I see a webm of food like this, this kind of cheap, unhealthy, disgusting crap, I get sad when I realize that I think I'm better than they are for judging what they eat. It's clearly made with love, it isn't some pretentious crap, it's just some cheap comfort junk food trying it's best to be decadent, I get a lump in my throat just thinking about it. Why is this /ck/?
>>10337870>Why is this /ck/?You wouldn't think this hard about it if you didn't see it every day.
>>10336877why doesnt he know how to hold and eat a burger
>>10337301I would kill people to have her make food for me.
>>10335904ITS FOOKIN RAWWWWW
>>10335630Looks like a Western take on okonomiyaki to me.
>>10337761the funny shit about this is he is judging one of the world agreed upn best places to eat and is like "yeah mhmmm mmmm wellmmm 4/10 not that great"
>>10335911Surely this is staged. No one is that fucking stupid.
>>10336877I never thought he was trolling until I saw this. Oh my god
>>10335614what a horrible fucking hairdo
>>10335917unless you grind the meat yourself
>>10337601>make spice out of your halloween decorthis dumbass thinks pumpkin spice is made of pumpkin
>>10337995even then you should cook all the way though. The reason steak is ok to cook rare is because you still sear the fuck out of the surface area. Ground beef has a lot exposed to air
>>10337327I'll be there one day. So will you.
>>10337789who the hell sticks their tongue out that far to eat?
>>10338141What an asshole. It's obvious this guy isn't into miniatures or scale models at all and is just doing some trendy bullshit. He's not even doing it well. Nothing about this is comfy to watch and the final product looks like shit.
>>10337589>>10337603>>10337610>>10337617>>10337622People try to meme American food and then pretend Mexico doesn't exist...
>>10338141>final cooked "cake" is just fucking white bread slices cut into circles and stuck into the cake pan
>>10338192Stop posting these fucking puke videos
>>10338215Stop posting disgusting Indians
can someone webm 2:11 to 3:00? https://youtu.be/Xw-LPFFe9sU?t=131
>>10338255based, how'd you do it?
>>103382654 years for a graphic design degree.>mfw
>>10336010Ikr, and I'm american. Shit is not meant to be consumed by humans.
>>10335630its a pulled pork deep dish pizza with bbq sauce
>>10338294you're killing him
>>10338309He's helping him.
>>10338180wow, that mad you mad? KEK!!!
>>10338265We are the webm. Lower your gifs and surrender your youtube videos. We will add your original content and new images to our own. Your posting will adapt to service us. Shitposting is futile.
>>10338141>>10338180No dude I'm glad you said that. It is pretty shitty and it needs to be said.
>>10338339This is a blue board.
>>10338417Shit I'd eat the raw beef too if the options were that or boiled gray lumps.
Whats worse his tattoos or his """pizza"""
>>10338311>>10338294Those either need captions or sound to really be funny though
>>10338417Are cats color blind or something? You'd think she'd figure out that the pink ones are the good ones after the first few.
>>10338440Her smell helps her.
>>10338417It makes sense for a cat to go for raw meat though the texture is more like a fresh kill than bland tough boiled cubes of flesh
>>10338437All three of those webms were made by me. ;P
>>10337565I need to know the name of that film. It marked my childhood.
>>10338444Keep it up I'm disgusted by each one in a different way
>>10338443like a popped boil
>>10338451So what is that?
>>10338443>knife against cast ironno
>>10338255Honestly cut out the two pieces of bread, throw that shit in a bowl with ice cream and we Gucci
>>10338440Color to them means very little
>>10338516you high bruh? want dabettus..
>>10337622seems like an easy way to eat 11 onions and 17,500% of your RDA of sodium at once
>>10338443yeaahh get all that filling out of there don't want any of that inside just get rid of it all fuck yeah
>>10335904BURGERNICE AND RAW
>>10337993which one? that has been popular here in america for a few years already
I enjoy every one of these threads.
>>10338141>cooking for your 5'11" man
>>10335911>>10336564>>10337139>>10337954>tfw crows are smarter than jack https://youtu.be/ZerUbHmuY04?t=64
>>10338417It's 4 am and I'm watching a discerning cat on the internet.
>>10338417probably raised it on raw meat no shit it's eating raw meat
>>10338440I asked my cat, she said she wasn't color blind and just liked to sniff things before eating.
>>10336245>>10336304how fucking new
>there are people on this board right now that don't know about ja/ck/ Are you serious? Get out of here
>>10336979I honestly thought you were going to say that there was no party, and that the cupcakes had been make with salt instead of sugar, or some other such chicanery.
>>10337663Good point. The person who made that image was likely oblivious to this aspect.
>>10336956Is this performance art?
>>10337566If you've ever had pumpkin pie, it's just the spices they use to flavor the pie. It's actually "pumpkin pie spice" but because people are lazy they shortened it to "pumpkin spice". It's actually really good as coffee flavoring, but I will agree that it gets abused to be trendy.
>>10338575if it's not sausage then..... what is it.....
>>10338469Peanut worms. I remember dissecting them in Invertebrate Zoology. Cool little things.
Strong lifts and gains will come to you but only if you reply to this post with "lift strong snibba!"
>>10338722based peanut worms
>>10336245she????....... have you eyes?
>>10335911The room temperature oil gets me every fucking time
>>10338180i agree that it was pretty annoying
>>10338821Door should push inward so hinge doesn't show on outside.
>>10338821>you have to eat all the eggs before i can open the door to my sex dungeonIt's literally what the egg man is dreaming about when he imagines America.
>>10338725lift strong snibba!
>>10338821that's cool as hell
Be honestCould you finish this platter?
>>10338642What's the original sandwich? This is about as Portuguese as modern Brazil.
>>10338821YES YESSS YEEEEEEESSS FUCK YES I WANT THIS
>>10338869Most certainly not in one sitting.
>>10338894How do you know it's not authentic if you don't know what it's supposed to be? As far as I remember it's basically a frankenstein Portuguese version of the croque monsieur and is pretty much only found in Porto.
>>10338894>Never heard of a francesinhafucking saloio
>>10338865That's really portuguese, except they don"t put fucking salami in it, it's supposed to be the '' portuguese version of croque monsieur'https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesinha
>>10338821Really smart design
>>10337622What is that lil red and white bean shit I see in every single of these mexishit webms?
>>10338894That's really portuguese, except they don"t put fucking salami in it, it's supposed to be the '' portuguese version of croque monsieur'https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesinha
>>10338923Kidney and pinto beans
>>10338923those are Japanese peanuts
>>10336332Thats jail cuisine. I wouldnt trust him with a real knife either
>>10338642These are so fucking good. Had so many of these when I was living in Porto. Good times. Love you portuguese bros
>>10338821Be cooler if it was a murder basement
>>10336956i get a boner every time
>>10337603that's like a retarded yee sang right for americans
>>10336233What do you think this man's reaction would be if he knew he was celebrated on a Vietnamese cotton weaving forum?
>>10336418I always hate that shit animes always do where the person is apprehensive right up until eating the food and the second they take a tiny sip it's as if god himself have them a handjob.
>>10335922This achieves new levels of disgusting
>>10338821So fucking sexy.
>>10339006why do you think gof would be good at wanking?
>>10338339I need a meat slicer
>>10337669>That show is so sillyHow could you possibly state such a thing
>>10337603but how does he get out of there without breaking the chips?
>>10338575WHAT IS IT
>>10338725LIFT STRONG SNIBBA!
>>10337768fuck off you drawn eyebrow trender faggot
>>10338575it's some kind of chocolate candybarbring back absolutely tasty
>>10337610Jesus fucking Christ build the goddamn wall already
>>10337663>high standards>take baths and have maners
>>10336636every single thing about this enrages me
>>10338074Alien at 10s
>>10339342I swore that chick in the background was pulling her too down for that guy for a good moment there and was a bit pissed at the camera guy but I think she was pulling a pipe out of her bra
>>10338199better give some to that duck, you glutton
>>10337870>getting yourself worked up to the point of tears over a webm>getting yourself worked up to the point of tears over a webm of disgusting mexican shit chipsWew lad, consider suicide
>>10339452that's a nice post, thanks for contributing to the toxicity of this food and cooking boardfaggot
>>10335614H O WE G G?????
>>10339342shit looks fucking delicious.
>>10339462>toxicityAre a you a faggot?
>>10339462I think getting all water eyed and choked up is way more toxic than me calling you out for being an overly emotional little twerp
>>10339342M I L K E D
>>10336233What's the sauce on this anyways? Country?
>>10336885Dianne your gay little food safe was taking up all the room in the fridge so we broke the gay little plastic and threw it out. Also you're a cunt and you're fired.
>>10338869man, by the time he's done assembling this shit half of that food is going to be cold and dryone more reason why instagram meme food culture sucks ass
>>10339736That's just for the videoYou know damn well they just toss that shit on there when it's ordered for real
>>10337566It's all the spices you put in pumpkin pie sans the pumpkin. People love it because it's "the flavors if fall"
>>10338869>using gloveswtf do americans really do this?
>>10339849Use basic hygiene? Yes.
>>10339452are you andrew dobson
>>10335904>untoasted bun>cold cheese>uneven tomato>gherkin juice not padded off>raw burgerjesus
>>10336418Made in Abyss is such a piece of art.
>>10337596>trying to reappropriate the memeit will never work
>>10339916This is what my knifes are like.
>>10338945Oh, it makes sense now. Yeah, I guess if you're in jail and you still want to '''''cook''''' then that's as good as it gets.
>>10336953For fuck's sake I love bread and pastries
>>10339924It's called a pickle you asshole.
>>10337784You can literally see what is being put into it
>>10336233By which means does the person exit the confinments of the stall whilst conserving the structural integrity of the eggs?
>>10337566Isn't it just cinnamon?
>>10336877I heard his sauce is terrible too, isn't it basically smoke-flavored molasses?
>>10338451in german its called "seedarm" which would directly translate to intestines of the seathe chinese eat it as a delicacy
>>10337566Former starcucks employee, its basically just a bunch of cinnamon, brown sugar, and nutmeg with some other chemicals.
>>10337589>>10337603>>10337610>>10337617>>10337622How do you even eat this shit, plus wouldn't it be all soggy and sticky with all those sauces on top?
>>10339969teach me how to read gook
>>10339985>Pumpkin pie spice (sometimes also referred to as pumpkin spice) is similar to the British and Commonwealth mixed spice. It is generally a blend of ground cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, cloves, and sometimes allspice. It can also be used as a seasoning in general cooking.
>>10339939Then sharpen them, you dunce.
>>10335617It's called an incentive. Want to go home? Sell all the eggs.
>>10338451looks like a bunch of uncircumcised swimming dicks
>>10340143I don't have a sharpening tool, otherwise I would've.
>>10338729The last frames were like>hmmm... i'm gonna go suck a dick
>>10339045that is a shitty slicer.this is a slicer
why does he stick his tongue out like that, it's so vile
>>10340240How poor are you? Buy one.
>>10340378Literally the same thing.
>>10340939I've got £20 to my name right now.
>>10340947I literally can't fathom this. I spent more than $20 on lunch today.
>>10340969As a Uni student, this is all I've got.
>>10340986You can use the bottom edges on your porcelain plates to sharpen knives.
>>10340240here's your sharpening toolget to work faggot
>>10341002He probably has plastic plates.
>>10338725lift strong snibba
>>10336233i can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this
>>10337731>cooking eggs on high