Glorious Haggis thread

[Anonymous No.10331647]

HAGGIS THREAD

Haggis is one of the tastiest things you can eat, it is fucking beautiful and I feel sorry for anyone who refuses to eat it, or hasn't tried it.

Breakfast, lunch, or dinnner, Haggis covers all meals and will make you into a fucking CHAD. Its a travesty that Haggis is illegal in the US, you don't know what you are missing out on!

[Anonymous No.10331757]

haggis is the best brah

[Anonymous No.10331892]

Underrated thread.

Haggis, mashed potato and whisky sauce with some veg.

[Anonymous No.10331906]

>>10331892
fucking thissss breh

[Anonymous No.10331909]

>>10331647
>Its a travesty that Haggis is illegal in the US

>In 1971 it became illegal to import haggis into the US from the UK due to a ban on food containing sheep lung, which constitutes 10 – 15 percent of the traditional recipe.[25] The ban encompasses all lungs, as fluids such as stomach acid and phlegm may enter the lung during slaughter.[26] The situation was further complicated in 1989 when all UK beef and lamb was banned from importation to the US due to a BSE crisis.[25] In 2010 a spokeswoman for the US Department of Agriculture stated that they were reviewing the ban on beef and lamb products, but that the ban on food containing sheep lung would remain in force.[25]

>As haggis cannot be exported to the United States, it is instead made there, sometimes by Scottish companies. One such uses what is stated to be the same 150 year-old recipe and ingredients as in Scotland, except that sheep lung is not used, and the casing is always artificial.

[Anonymous No.10331924]

>>10331909
its not proper CHAD haggis without the lung m8

[Anonymous No.10331967]

What the fuck is haggis, sheep entrails? Fucking British food man, why can't they eat like normal people?

[Anonymous No.10331977]

>>10331967
>sheep entrails
basically, but it's ground up with spices and oats and barley. It's just a type of sheep sausage

[Anonymous No.10331991]

>>10331967
>British
Haggis is distinctly Scottish. Only things I can think of that are British I.e. apply to the whole island are full frys, fish n chips, and various meat based pies(although there's regional variation)

[Anonymous No.10331996]

>>10331967
Hotdogs would have much worse things in them than a sheep's pluck.

[Anonymous No.10331997]

>>10331647
Tried it, didn't like it. Also conceptually its pretty gross.

[Anonymous No.10332010]

>>10331967
Normal people eat offal. There's nothing strange about it, this is just a particularly Scottish combination. My grandmother used to make a rich stew with animal stomach. It was great.

[Anonymous No.10332017]

>>10331647
pic looks like one of those cysts that have a partially developed fetus in them with hair and teeth

[Anonymous No.10332022]

>>10331647
We don't have haggis but we got Scrapple

[Anonymous No.10332028]

>>10331967
>>10331997
virgins detected, cant handle the CHAD haggis

[Anonymous No.10332030]

>>10332010
>Normal people eat offal
not outside your third world shithole or hipster echo chamber they don't

[Anonymous No.10332032]

>>10332030
I'm American, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.10332049]

Haggis was one of the best parts of my trip to Scotland
Absolutely based food
Haggis tatties and neeps, and a pint of beer, just perfection

[Anonymous No.10332089]

>>10332032
his point stands

>>10332049
based CHAD

[Anonymous No.10332107]

>>10332089
>his point stands
Sure, if you consider one of the richest countries on earth a shithole. Or someone from Midwestern working class stock a "hipster." Or you could just be a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.10332345]

>>10332107
You can never be CHAD

[Anonymous No.10332388]

>>10332030
You can get offal at absolutly every butcher here in germany.

[Anonymous No.10332567]

That shit is not food.

[nice No.10332794]

>>10331909
So that's why I can't find haggis.

Probably why I can't find black pudding at any US grocer either.

[Anonymous No.10332854]

If you're eating it for the taste, you're doing it wrong. People ate haggis because they were dirt-fuck peasants who couldn't afford to waste even the garbage parts of their livestock. It isn't some beloved part of their culture, it's the shame of poverty.

[Anonymous No.10334044]

I've had two Haggis' in my life, both with very different outcomes

First was this traditional one I had at my aunt's wedding. Big old piece with spuds, was like a big tasty sausage, it was lovely, and a surprise I couldn't wait to try again.

The second time...holy shit...

We were at this Scottish-Irish diner waiting on a boat back to Ireland, there's 7 of us and we're all starving, so we basically get a whole load of platters. Fish, chips, fry up, it was great, except for these travesties that called themselves "Haggis'"

They were tiny for a start, about the size of golf balls, and covered in orange batter. Yeah, battered haggis. I took a bite and promptly discarded the stuff. It was fucking black on the inside, and tasted almost sour, never a good sign for a meat product. This shit was thankfully part of a meat platter with some actually edible stuff, so it wasn't a total loss, but there's no way in hell I'm getting that kind of haggis again

Fucking black and orange battered haggis, it's like a protestant took his appendix, stuffed it with shit, deep fried itand served it to me

[Anonymous No.10334055]

>>10331647
Dude, that's like stomach and stuff! So yucky.

[Anonymous No.10334061]

More like FAGGIS

[Anonymous No.10334071]

>>10331967
I bet your stomach rejects non processed foods

[Anonymous No.10334089]

>>10332854
Yanno, pizza was originaly a peasent food, doesent mean its bad, people still eat certain peasent foods because they taste good.

[Anonymous No.10334126]

Formed into balls or rounds dipped in gram flour batter it makes amazing pakora.

[Anonymous No.10334525]

>>10334055
>>10334061
Non CHADS detected

[Anonymous No.10334751]

>>10334126
nice

[Anonymous No.10335127]

Haggis is illegal over here? wtf

[Anonymous No.10335139]

>>10331647
lewd knife is lewd

[Anonymous No.10335150]

>>10331909
The French teacher at my high school visited Scotland in like 2011 and managed to smuggle some authentic haggis back for us

I might like it now but 15-year-old me was not happy

[Anonymous No.10335414]

>>10335150
You tried it since?

[Anonymous No.10335426]

>>10331647

[Anonymous No.10335895]

>>10335426
stir last night's haggis did we? Anyone got the full image with the text?

[Anonymous No.10336242]

>>10332022
is this just Goetta but in brick form or what

[Anonymous No.10336402]

>>10335426
If you say you wouldn't hit that prime piece of ass you are lying to yourself.

[Anonymous No.10336432]

>>10336402
so you would stir last night's haggis?

[Anonymous No.10336463]

>>10335414
No, haven't had a chance to

[Anonymous No.10336676]

>>10336242
German immigrants adapted a pork mush recipe to use cornmeal instead of oats.

[Anonymous No.10336728]

Lol at people saying they wouldn't eat offal but probably love pate on toast.

[Anonymous No.10336804]

>>10336432

[Anonymous No.10337066]

>>10336728
This

[Anonymous No.10337360]

>>10332567
>he said, posting worst girl from an anime where a man beat bacon with a tripe and tongue soup
Its food and its delicious you literal manchild

[Anonymous No.10337774]

>>10335426
>>10335895

Reminder that for a bag of chips and an irn bru you could penetrate this Flower of Scotland's anus and stir last night's haggis

[Anonymous No.10337956]

>>10335426

[Anonymous No.10337982]

>>10336728
haggis tasted kind of like pate to me

[Anonymous No.10339061]

>>10331991

The earliest record of a recipe for haggis, with the name haggis come from England. Haggis is an old English word. Scotland is also part of Britain and therefore Scottish culture also comes under the umbrella term of British.

[Anonymous No.10339168]

>>10332854
I read once that the new England settlers of North America primarily ate cod. It was only the poor who ate lobster. Sounds like the same origin of haggis. Used to be poor food, but now just good eating food.

[Anonymous No.10339350]

>>10331647

what does the filling taste like?

[Anonymous No.10339392]

>>10339350
Like a smoked sausage with spices n shieet

[Anonymous No.10339694]

>>10334044
This sounds like a black pudding pakora...which can be super nice but... where you get the ferry from Scotland to Ireland has literally no where nice to eat (i.e. its all frozen and heated up) so it's not really a good representation

[Anonymous No.10339747]

>>10332854
The exact same thing can be applied to meat loaf in the US

[Anonymous No.10339761]

>>10332854

Salmon was a peasant food at some point. Your point being?

[Anonymous No.10340725]

I once stuck my penis into a warm Haggis

[Anonymous No.10341331]

>>10340725

Scottish pie

[Anonymous No.10341394]

>>10331647
Does it have the coppery taste of offal? I've never been able to handle that flavor. Pleb, baby, whatever, I've never liked organ meat.

[Anonymous No.10341499]

>>10331967
>What the fuck is haggis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfxCw7FbZBc

[Anonymous No.10341519]

>haggis

meme food.

this is the REAL prime scottish meat

[Anonymous No.10341527]

for me, it is Balmoral Chicken