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>> No.10331489
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>what would you do for a klondike bar?

>> No.10331510
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original italian recipe

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Anyone that replies to this will instantly die

>> No.10331516

eggs, stall, get out, etc

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>> No.10331535

(you) fucked up the filename, retard

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Bye cruel world!

How does he get out without brea..

>> No.10331636

Are you in Heaven? How is it like? please reply

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>> No.10331659

how get out no break eggs?

>> No.10331698

It's great. They're having a huge barbecue today it seems. I can smell the roasting of meat.

>> No.10331758

I guess its nice that actual retards like Jack can find love and employment

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>> No.10331794

What the fuck? Are they ok?...

>> No.10331810

This is really disturbing from a consumer perspective.
I mean, I am sure they have a straining part somewhere in whatever that grain is going to used for but still. Birds are filthy disease carrying animals.

>> No.10331828

Natural selection at its finest.

>> No.10331832

yes they are fine. there is a pillow at the bottom that catches them and a friendly farm hand picks them up and feeds them before releasing them back into the wild to live a long bird life.

>> No.10331865

Yeah I really hope this was from some investigative report type video that was used to get this place shut down for not having whatever they're supposed to have to keep birds from doing this.

>> No.10331871

Someone please post the virgin vs chad image

>> No.10331875


>> No.10331938

Someone just left the hatch open, shit happens. How serious this is depends on context.

Hopefully they put on an interlock on the hatch after that. Also hopefully someone went to shut it down, if he discovered it alone and just stood there filming it's a poor show.

>> No.10332045

what an idiot

>> No.10332110

its russian btw

>> No.10332204
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That has nothing to do with /ck/, newfag.

>> No.10332213

What the fuck. I can't tell if these videos are intentional or not any more.

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>> No.10332247

An animal dies for this

>> No.10332257

How does he break the eggs without getting out of there?

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>> No.10332320

What channel is this, I am horrified but curious

>> No.10332324

Discovery Channel

>> No.10332334

I don't think they allow gore on TV

>> No.10332340

Well I saw it on the Discovery Channel so whatever man

>> No.10332370

how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs.

>> No.10332377

I legitimately and unironically hate all of you

>> No.10332378

CringeFolder = CringeFolder + 1

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>> No.10332424

come say that to my face (dick)

>> No.10332425

why are people so retarded

>> No.10332434

>why are mainland chinks so retarded


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I thought he was gonna eat it completely unstung. Dang.

>mfw realize he's eating honey but also bee eggs, larvae, and pupae

>> No.10332438

as if there aren't enough retarded mutts who would do the exact same thing for a couple of clicks on youtube

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>> No.10332542

Apparently the larvae or pupae, I'm not sure which, are the best part because of how sweet they are.

>> No.10332569


CringeFolder++ cmon dude

>> No.10332573

no show a 600lb american woman eating the final product

>> No.10332585


I got bit on the lip last summer while mowing the lawn. hurt like a motherfucker and had a swollen lip for three days. fucker really grabbed on and stabbed the fuck out of me.

>> No.10332590

do americans really do this?

>> No.10332606


nah its a euro thing I think

>> No.10332629

Eat in the car? Yeah.

>> No.10332660

the average american lives 90% of their life in their car, often not leaving it for days on end

>> No.10332926

i am american, and i had a patient who loved mayo and banana sammidges. he was like 95, so it's probably a super old school thing to do.

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>> No.10332978

I have actually lived for years in several vehicles. One car, one van, one bus.

>> No.10333017

i gagged

>> No.10333019


>> No.10333022


kay's good cooking

>> No.10333039

i like how he is surprised that he got stung

>> No.10333073

I've been told Elvis did this with peanut butter added, so yeah

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When was the last time you were this happy at work?

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>> No.10333097

Holy shit that's impressive

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>the next egg guy

>> No.10333137

That's fucking disgusting

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Because he eats with his hands or wipes with them?

Also is lassi pretty much thin yogurt or milk keffir?

>> No.10333147

Is he an aspiring Hibachi chef?

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>> No.10333150

Because he is Indian, mostly.

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Should I still be proud that I'm the one who originally made this webm?

>> No.10333183

You didn't and no.

>> No.10333184

Yes I did.

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Yeah why not it gets enough exposure

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She is so bad at it too

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>> No.10333209

Don't lie to these autists.

>> No.10333219

Her Kwanzaa cake is on point though


>> No.10333220

I feel bad for that dude

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>> No.10333227

That's Kay not Jack

>> No.10333230

where did we go so wrong?

jolly webm

>> No.10333233

how does he get out of the eggs without breaking himself?

>> No.10333235

That's a weird coincidence I just watched that episode today

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>> No.10333269

I wonder if she remembers what the floor was.

>> No.10333272

Kirr me

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Fun game to play is to take a shot everytime she has an awkward silence and you just hear crinkling or the hum of the recording equipment although she would probably be awesome as a YouTuber nowadays desu

>> No.10333274

Floor color*

>> No.10333275

Well she wouldn't be keeping all this stuff if she didn't know what it was

>> No.10333281

Elvis didn't use mayo, just PB and banana

>> No.10333289

there are tubes under the eggs

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>Holy shit that's alot of cocoa powder
>Fancy canned stuff
Also I watched a few YouTubers recreate the Kwanzaa cake and all the cinnamon ruins what is otherwise a sugary angel food cake

>> No.10333300

And bacon and jelly. Good shit.

>> No.10333319

>mexican hands
hard workers need their carbohydrates!

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The future is getting mowed down by an unstopping unfeeling automobile but not cooking related

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Wouldn't dehydrated potatoes and like a seasoning packet be better then prefried crushed potato chips?

>> No.10333351 [DELETED] 

>not cooking related
i didn't realise that from the thumb, sory.

it's not too late to delete it. should i?

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Nah I wouldn't worry about it, you are contributing and it happens during a dump

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i agree but mods already took care of it. meh

>> No.10333404

>hard worker
you alright m8? he's a fat fucking shill that eats fast food for YouTube bucks.

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i didn't realise it was a joey vid
why the fuck do people subscribe to watch a fat fuck eat shit in his car? it baffles me. is he a role model?

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>> No.10333422


just look at his vids, he's a shill faggot fatfucking loser for fast food.

>> No.10333427

Goddamn those look great

also I think there's more fish on those nigiri than there usually are

>> No.10333432

yea thanx, but i don't want to see what i can' unsee. i saw him vomiting on himself once and that was enough to scar my eyes for life.

but yea, i'm certainly no fan and i don't know why other people watch him. i just don't see the appeal, other than to maybe feel betetr about themsleves by comparison.

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>> No.10333505

Im sorry what?

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>> No.10333511

thats what happens when you kill crabs

>> No.10333522

russians do this, in fact russians consume more mayo than ketchup on average.

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>> No.10333530


did they just fertilized the eggs?

>> No.10333532


indians need to be exterminated.

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>> No.10333536

ur mum just took a pill for that.

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That looks highly useful and I will use it on a daily basis.

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>> No.10333551


american food is fucking

>> No.10333557

he ate the dog next

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I love the future.

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>> No.10333566

They are fine, it empties out to the other side, the birds are going in on purpose to eat and even continue eating when they are sucked under, then when they pop out on the other end, they fly up and go back in, because it's fun to them

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Ain't it grand

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>> No.10333593

I think I need to set the record straight. The reason you never get the answer is because of this: everyone who knows how to get out of there without breaking the eggs has been sworn to a vow of silence. They have mastered the art of Egg foo Young, the high cholesterol martial arts that requires those of strong hearts to master, mostly because it helps with the artery clogging.

>> No.10333600

This is retarded, but it's retarded in a way that I really like

>> No.10333605

Could people allergic to peanuts get sick or die if they breathed the peanut dust?

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>This kills the squid

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Yes it would in fact close up their lungs

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>> No.10333624

How does someone that fat not know how to eat food?

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>> No.10333633

How egg break egg there eggs out there breaks

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That is a beautiful cutting board
probably costs a mint though

>> No.10333637

Look up "grain hopper".

They can fly away if they wanted, but they're pretty conscious of what they're doing

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>37 seconds in

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That's cool as fuck but you just know one of those runners is getting stuck or comes off the track and that shit will be forever half open with everything lopsided in one of the carts

>> No.10333651

that's really cool

>> No.10333653

You're cute anon, I love you

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>> No.10333657

How does HE get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10333660

God fucking damn it dude, my mom knew a lady that would feed her kids mayo tacos. Basically tortillas with mayo and that’s it.

>> No.10333662

>how to become a fatass

>> No.10333666

How does he keep people from breaking into his house through the eggs?

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How poor was the area you grew up in?
That there is some serious struggling with drug addiction type shit

>> No.10333670

What are tongs

>> No.10333673

Cute duck!

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>> No.10333695

I have jerked off to this so much. The idea of laying her down in a bed and taking off her Jean's to see a hairy pubic mound, as I slide my cock in her and seeing her arms flail as I fuck the palsy out of her

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This was supposed to be future. Instead we get fucking wifi enabled salt shakers.

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>> No.10333757

This is so fucking hot. I't be better if the cake was made of shit.

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How not brek egu

>> No.10333768

Peanuts are disgusting desu
>tfw I had to unironically make PB&J to mask its shitty taste

>> No.10333777

I wonder how they make it through the sharp spinning archimedes screw that 'pumps' the grain.

>> No.10333781

I need the sauce on this webm m8

>> No.10333783

>something something millenials

>> No.10333785

I have seen so many people say that a Kay webm is Jack that Im not sure if its becoming a meme just so they can get someone to correct them. epic b8

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>> No.10333806

Don't be so jealous.

>> No.10333813


>more bread than anything else
>corn and chickpeas on a burger

Oh, its mexicans. Carry on.

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Ive installed them in peoples homes before. They are a bitch and a half to put in, and then its a massive culsterfuck to align the door properly because of aton of different variables. And then after all that fucking around the weight of the mechanism will still throw the door out of alignment in a few months, needing re-adjustment.

Theres also the problem where people are stupid fucks, and open the mechanism further than it was designed for, and damage it so it no longer closes properly.

Its a gimmicky, overpriced piece of shit. Get a lazy susan cabinet instead.

>> No.10333842


>lazy susan, brought to you by the target corporation

>> No.10333914

dangerous. one may fall in love with her

>> No.10333938

imagine being this fucking stupid

no seriously, imagine what life must be like when you have the brain of a pigeon

>> No.10333946

that looks like it feels good wtf

>> No.10333964

For the dude or the fish?

>> No.10333966


If you don't buy the fucking kit with the giant anovo looking thing that does exactly what you can do with a drinking straw and your thumb that "entire kit" would cost less than a fifth of that price, and yet they still have to add a disclaimer that it requires precision.

>> No.10333967

the fish

>> No.10333969


>t. virgin

>> No.10333973

yeah sorry I don't know how being a fish and having my eggs pushed out would feel like

>> No.10333977

classic post

>> No.10333978

>hey bro can I get some salt on this?
>nah dude, internet is down

>> No.10333983

>reposting lame joke responses to lame webms

>> No.10333987


Here are the obvious analogies:

>you're a grill on the rag and you get repeatedly punched in the gut to make you forget the cramps
>you're a grill on the rag and get fisted until you squirt for the first time in your life
>you're a duck undergoing gavage

Pick two.

>> No.10334018

You cut the grand finale where he shits on the floor and the rats eat it

>> No.10334021

This is Bulgaria?

>> No.10334023


>namefag "humor", everyone

>> No.10334029

A bit too salty. A shame your internet wasn't down.

>> No.10334031

where do you think you are?

>> No.10334041

I'm sorry.

>> No.10334046 [DELETED] 

Mfw i thought it was a nigger touching raw food but it was just black gloves. Phew!

>> No.10334048

Fuck off.

>> No.10334064

Oh god! Thank you for introducing me to this. Im going to watch all her shows instead of going to work today. Pmsl actually pooed a little bit

>> No.10334066

I was thinking of doing a cooking show with a messy, gross kitchen as the main piece/joke, but I don't think I could top that shit v

>> No.10334078

>Racially diverse social groups

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>> No.10334090

by not being a namefaggot in an anonymous community you spastic

>> No.10334096

Does this work for coke?

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>> No.10334124

did they fuck?

>> No.10334128

>people eating
more like hipsters eating

>> No.10334130

agreed, fuck those tatted numale faggots

>> No.10334166

>be me
>have a girl with palsy
>people laughing when seeing me with flailing monkey tard
>people don't know palsy girls rule in bed
>does every possible perversion I can think of
>spasms while cumming, so intense I cum also
>filled her pussy and ass to the brim many many times.
>sucks dick like no other normal girl.
>seeing this vid makes me feel so sad she left town.
>best fucktoy I ever owned.

You don't know what you're missing, bros.

>> No.10334177


>people laugh at me
>can put her into every possible position
>has spasms
>doesn't suck dick like a normal grill


>> No.10334181

Spiral power, of course.

>> No.10334183



>> No.10334184
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Kill that bitch with the missing tooth! THE TOOTH!

>> No.10334186

fuck thats sexy

>> No.10334190

>be (You)
>posting fantasies as realities
>anonymously on the internet
like, who does that!

>> No.10334193

There are no sharp spinning screws

>> No.10334199

Like having all the shit in your intestines fly out a once

>> No.10334204

How does she not burn her hands on that plate?

>> No.10334212

They both have AIDS so i assume those faggots did.

>> No.10334215

Wow, they really are ant people.

>> No.10334224

I used to eat like that. Then I moved out. I miss it every day.

>> No.10334227

I want a gif of that woman's reaction at the beginning

>> No.10334234

Peanut butter is too nutritious for obese americans to enjoy.

>> No.10334236

I want world peace and someone to love. Wanna make a deal?

>> No.10334237


>> No.10334239

It's an hydrator, not a microwave!

>> No.10334240
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The ultimate relief

>> No.10334242

No? they salted them you absolute retards.

>> No.10334243
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>> No.10334244

search for the following on youtube:
>Autistic Girl Rubs Peanut Butter on Herself
thank me later

>> No.10334252
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>> No.10334254

>not ++CringeFolder

>> No.10334261

Fucking lost it on the close-up at 0:45.

>> No.10334265

>Not using += 1

>> No.10334268
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>> No.10334279

> It all started as a joke

>> No.10334298
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inc CringeFolder

...and that's final because there's no way I could guess the address of anon's CringeFolder variable to write this down the proper, binary way.

>> No.10334303


That's clearly the first time she's ever done that.

>> No.10334304

>Box::new(CringeFolder).map(|c| c +=1 )

>> No.10334327

Adventurous foodies unite!!!!

>> No.10334353


>> No.10334378

Do americans really do this?

>> No.10334435

A wise person one told me 'you will never break the eggs if you never leave the fort'.
Really stuck with me

>> No.10334439

If that's ruby you need curly braces for the block

>> No.10334440

shut the fuck up nerd

>> No.10334462


>> No.10334464

reply to the webm you coward loser

>> No.10334465
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>> No.10334478

I got bit on the lip last summer while mowing the lawn. hurt like a motherfucker and had a swollen lip for three days. fucker really grabbed on and stabbed the fuck out of me.

>> No.10334491

That looks like cum.
I want it.

>> No.10334494

Actually. it's true. God damn, I miss that spastic bitch!

>> No.10334500


>> No.10334502

is that a murder plan?

>> No.10334518

succ cringeFolder

>> No.10334522

That guy just sells eggs and is in the same commercial outfit as Surly, 90% sure.

>> No.10334527

The way this video is cut reminds me of that hot skinny vegan who always gets posted. Now I have a confused boner.

>> No.10334528

>he thinks salt comes from fish
Sounds like you're the retard.

>> No.10334531

I thought asians were good at math

>> No.10334536

Looks more like slavs

>> No.10334557

Huh, you right. I've been lied too

>> No.10334574

Fruit. FRUIT!

>> No.10334577

Don't. It's unoriginal and unfunny. You'd only hear from the same five children who think dinotendies is funny. If you want to make a cooking show you should do actual worthwhile cooking.

>> No.10334579

Being chinese is miserable, but they heard that if someone film you being stupid it can go viral and make you famous, so whenver someone has a camera they start going apeshit as much as they can.

>> No.10334585

>And then I ate it and jizzed all over

>> No.10334612

how else is the jew going to get americans to get out there and consume. Until the invention of amazon of course.

>> No.10334613

remember when pizza hut wasnt dog shit?

>> No.10334616

I legitimately want to marry the one on the left

>> No.10334630

atomized steam is injected into only the food using A.I. robot super soakers. The early robots are giving their robot children something fun to do before they start the terminator invasion. How cute.

>> No.10334649


>> No.10334670


Please don't ever post again.

>> No.10334695


>> No.10334696


>> No.10334730

Anyone got the American diner one with all the butter? You know the one I'm talking about.

>> No.10334750

classy, would make a fine wife

>> No.10334799

>mfw budlight drinkers

>> No.10334814

>making a webm
yea no. If you were the person who filmed it, yea.

>> No.10334826

Can't wait to fill it with chilli and use it as a dildo

>> No.10334828
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>that toilet

>> No.10334835

fuck off back to r.eddit

>> No.10334841

I can only imagine the stench

>> No.10334852

"Act like adults omg"
>proceeds to stuff her face with fast food in front of a camera.
Yeah, that's what grown ups do alright. Disgusting pig.

>> No.10334897

I've worked in places like that, the whole lot would get rejected and dumped out, probably a bunch of other product that was actually not tainted would be throw away too. If its non union, the dipshit high employees responsible (even remotely) would be fired, and a bunch of new chucklefucks would replace them before the day is over. If a union place there would just be some yelling and "no don't do that again plz" then life would continue.
I'm in canada though, everything is strict here. If that's some asian country or something, i'm sure there would be feathers in your shit.

>> No.10334903

But at least now you know erryding der is da know bout da shrimpen bidnes

>> No.10334915

She belongs in jail or at least some kind of therapy

>> No.10334916

>avocado based espresso drink
>not called an affocado
It's like they're not even trying.

>> No.10334936

fucking hell why dont game devs add turret stabilization

>> No.10334940

as do most of the 4chan posters

>> No.10334948

hmmmm... ive got what i came for

>> No.10334956

buy our german games then

>> No.10334960

People who still think that this isn't staged should be thrown in jail or killed on sight.

>> No.10334991

I made stuff like that before. Not sure if i could ballpark it now, since it was years ago...Maybe 100 bucks or something? Not too bad really, considering shitty plastic ones at walmart are like 5-10$

>> No.10335028

the poor obedient doggo got nothing :(

>> No.10335080
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>salami in francesinha

mas que pocaria é essa ?

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>> No.10335084

somehow, that came out better than I had expected

>> No.10335091

'here i am, pretending i know what i'm doing while, i just randomly poke at takoyaki for no good reason, hope i will fool some baka gaijin into thinking i'm a master at it, teehee''

>> No.10335094

so fr*ckin nerdy :)

>> No.10335106

It's so obvious. "Okay, we got the three white guys who can actually act, now we need a thot and a nigger to satisfy SJWs"

>> No.10335154

>date girl with severe disability
>she leaves you

Probably because you're stupid enough to think people with cerebral palsy are retarded. Yeah, she can do better.

>> No.10335156


current jack filter. with a few others included that you won't miss either.

>> No.10335160

It's not missing. It's here somewhere...

>> No.10335167

go back to wsg

>> No.10335169

I'm impressed that the avocado skin is enough to stop the coffee from burning anyone's hands.

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I'm sorry

>> No.10335185

>The people dictating national firearms policy this month were eating Tide Pods on Youtube last month.

>> No.10335194


Did not realise my dad had a cooking channel.

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Jesus tapdancing christ, i have no words

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>> No.10335258

Which Fallout level is this?

>> No.10335272

Dunwich Building.

>> No.10335322

People whole use "surly" like it's his name are the ultimate cringe.

>> No.10335434


This is unironically supreme degeneracy.

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>> No.10335447

>American cheese squares

What have they done to you, saltbae?

>> No.10335468

At least the knife is reasonably sharp.

That cheese, though. $500 a head.

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>> No.10335500

he should try a pinch of kosher salt on the grub next time

>> No.10335520

this one is pushing it for a blue board

>> No.10335522
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>> No.10335600

I would do actual cooking, the kitchen would just slowly get dirtier.

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>> No.10335610

this would make a pretty neat art installation if it wasn't created by a wild slob

>> No.10335616

Like long spoons that are attached

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>tfw I started the "how does he get out?" meme
>people are adding "without breaking the eggs"

>> No.10335780

>oh cool she's making herself drool
>I wonder what this webm will lead t-
>I don't know what I was expecting

>> No.10335801

the one who eats 10 pounds of raw lettuce every day?

>> No.10335833

that dog knows what it did
I like how they are able to feel guilt

>> No.10335871


>> No.10335942

iphones can do stop motion now?

>> No.10335952

Nah, a simple glance in the archives shows you're full of shit. The breaking the eggs part was always part of it, and I would know.

>> No.10336078
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There is no GOD!!!

>> No.10336175

it looks like he does a lil joey "wew wew" before he takes a bite

>> No.10336518

doesnt the noodles at the bottom get burnt?

>> No.10336523

this looks great until you want to eat it and then it all falls off

>> No.10336618

i want to kill gooks every time i see a gook i get
so physically angry that i go home and hit my wall

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>> No.10336738

Serious answer: No, Li'l Tommy, they are not ok, they were ground up with the grain and were baked into bread.

This was taken at a Russian commercial bakery a few years ago. The grain hopper for their flour-grinding system was missing a screen at the top, and so birds were flying in, feasting on the grain, shitting on the grain, and being sucked down by the Archimedes screw grain transport system to be ground into flour.

Yeah, a few days after that video made the worldwide news, it was reported that the company was forced to put a screen on the top of the grain hopper. . . . It's Russia, I seriously doubt they recalled the bread.

>> No.10336788

Serious question, is that how to make proper omelets? I usually just let them sit in the pan for a while and then try to flip them, but mine usually come out broken and unevenly cooked.

>> No.10336817

She's so sweet. I wish I could be even a tenth as happy as she seems.

>> No.10336826

He doesn't; he lives in there along with his three shit-flinging monkey offspring and his sweaty fat wife.

>> No.10336842

Is he using a blacklight to look for spit in his burger?

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