/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 18:14:10 2018 No.10331489 File: 766 KB, 640x360, FatFocusedIndiancow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >what would you do for a klondike bar?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 18:16:42 2018 No.10331510 File: 2.91 MB, 500x280, meatballs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] original italian recipe

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 18:17:11 2018 No.10331514 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, dr eggman.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone that replies to this will instantly die

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 18:17:14 2018 No.10331516 eggs, stall, get out, etc

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 18:18:09 2018 No.10331522 File: 1.96 MB, 889x500, poached_egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mmmmm

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 18:19:29 2018 No.10331535 (you) fucked up the filename, retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 18:22:09 2018 No.10331555 >>10331522 JESUS H

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 18:36:19 2018 No.10331631 File: 2.23 MB, 392x220, Protein.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10331514 Bye cruel world! How does he get out without brea..

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 18:37:40 2018 No.10331636 >>10331631 Are you in Heaven? How is it like? please reply

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 18:38:43 2018 No.10331643 >>10331555 JESUS HECK

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 18:41:19 2018 No.10331659 >>10331514 how get out no break eggs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 18:47:58 2018 No.10331698 >>10331636 It's great. They're having a huge barbecue today it seems. I can smell the roasting of meat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 18:59:57 2018 No.10331758 >>10331522 I guess its nice that actual retards like Jack can find love and employment

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 19:02:58 2018 No.10331779 File: 2.97 MB, 728x712, Not so vegan grain.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 19:04:29 2018 No.10331787 >>10331514 HDHGOOTWBTE?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 19:05:40 2018 No.10331794 >>10331779 What the fuck? Are they ok?...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 19:09:38 2018 No.10331810 >>10331779 This is really disturbing from a consumer perspective. I mean, I am sure they have a straining part somewhere in whatever that grain is going to used for but still. Birds are filthy disease carrying animals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 19:13:27 2018 No.10331828 >>10331779 Natural selection at its finest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 19:13:53 2018 No.10331832 >>10331794 yes they are fine. there is a pillow at the bottom that catches them and a friendly farm hand picks them up and feeds them before releasing them back into the wild to live a long bird life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 19:24:14 2018 No.10331865 >>10331810 Yeah I really hope this was from some investigative report type video that was used to get this place shut down for not having whatever they're supposed to have to keep birds from doing this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 19:25:13 2018 No.10331871 >>10331514 Someone please post the virgin vs chad image

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 19:27:12 2018 No.10331875 >>10331514 >>10331787

Anonymous Thu Mar 22 19:42:26 2018 No.10331938

>>10331865
Someone just left the hatch open, shit happens. How serious this is depends on context.

Hopefully they put on an interlock on the hatch after that. Also hopefully someone went to shut it down, if he discovered it alone and just stood there filming it's a poor show.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 20:06:35 2018 No.10332045 >>10331489 what an idiot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 20:16:53 2018 No.10332110 >>10331810 its russian btw

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 20:33:38 2018 No.10332204 File: 1.61 MB, 720x404, 1448056507851.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10331489 That has nothing to do with /ck/, newfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 20:35:19 2018 No.10332213 >>10331510 What the fuck. I can't tell if these videos are intentional or not any more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 20:39:40 2018 No.10332238 File: 2.86 MB, 1000x1000, 1521680291233.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 20:41:09 2018 No.10332247 >>10331510 An animal dies for this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 20:42:23 2018 No.10332257 >>10331514 How does he break the eggs without getting out of there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 20:52:00 2018 No.10332314 File: 322 KB, 1765x1595, powerful image wow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10331871

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 20:52:53 2018 No.10332320 >>10331510 What channel is this, I am horrified but curious

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 20:53:39 2018 No.10332324 >>10332320 Discovery Channel

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 20:55:23 2018 No.10332334 >>10332324 I don't think they allow gore on TV

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 20:56:52 2018 No.10332340 >>10332334 Well I saw it on the Discovery Channel so whatever man

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:03:48 2018 No.10332370 >>10331514 how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:06:00 2018 No.10332377 >>10331631 >>10331659 >>10331787 >>10331871 >>10331875 >>10332257 >>10332370 I legitimately and unironically hate all of you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:06:08 2018 No.10332378 >>10331489 CringeFolder = CringeFolder + 1

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:07:14 2018 No.10332384 >>10332247 so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:15:03 2018 No.10332417 File: 2.13 MB, 270x360, 02mBiQjlx07iZPkRTpC010402003SXX0k010_152139ecb57.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:17:51 2018 No.10332424 >>10332377 come say that to my face (dick)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:17:52 2018 No.10332425 >>10332417 why are people so retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:20:13 2018 No.10332434 >>10332425 >why are mainland chinks so retarded fixed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:20:38 2018 No.10332437 File: 64 KB, 720x380, 1518174722660.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10332417 I thought he was gonna eat it completely unstung. Dang. >mfw realize he's eating honey but also bee eggs, larvae, and pupae

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:20:50 2018 No.10332438 >>10332434 as if there aren't enough retarded mutts who would do the exact same thing for a couple of clicks on youtube

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:24:18 2018 No.10332458 File: 2.79 MB, 560x314, 1521656287527.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:42:39 2018 No.10332542 >>10332437 Apparently the larvae or pupae, I'm not sure which, are the best part because of how sweet they are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:47:36 2018 No.10332569 >>10332378 CringeFolder++ cmon dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:49:02 2018 No.10332573 >>10331462 no show a 600lb american woman eating the final product

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:51:07 2018 No.10332585 >>10332417 I got bit on the lip last summer while mowing the lawn. hurt like a motherfucker and had a swollen lip for three days. fucker really grabbed on and stabbed the fuck out of me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:52:05 2018 No.10332590 >>10332458 do americans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 21:57:23 2018 No.10332606 >>10332590 nah its a euro thing I think

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 22:01:21 2018 No.10332629 >>10332590 Eat in the car? Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 22:09:14 2018 No.10332660 >>10332590 the average american lives 90% of their life in their car, often not leaving it for days on end

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:07:15 2018 No.10332926 >>10332590 i am american, and i had a patient who loved mayo and banana sammidges. he was like 95, so it's probably a super old school thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:11:13 2018 No.10332949 File: 1.39 MB, 640x360, 1517880427642.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10332458

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:17:50 2018 No.10332978 >>10332660 I have actually lived for years in several vehicles. One car, one van, one bus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:26:29 2018 No.10333017 >>10332949 i gagged

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:26:46 2018 No.10333019 >>10332204 Impressive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:27:03 2018 No.10333022 >>10332320 ALLO PEE PAW AN AM BACK COOKEN AGEN kay's good cooking

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:32:16 2018 No.10333039 >>10332417 i like how he is surprised that he got stung

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:42:07 2018 No.10333073 >>10332590 I've been told Elvis did this with peanut butter added, so yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:45:27 2018 No.10333085 File: 2.63 MB, 640x360, 1511717016319.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When was the last time you were this happy at work?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:46:47 2018 No.10333091 File: 2.72 MB, 360x640, 1512159157355.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:48:48 2018 No.10333097 >>10333091 Holy shit that's impressive

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:53:40 2018 No.10333117 File: 2.89 MB, 640x316, 1511431200280.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:58:24 2018 No.10333136 File: 2.72 MB, 854x480, 1520363754487.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the next egg guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:58:54 2018 No.10333137 >>10333117 That's fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 22 23:59:39 2018 No.10333141 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 1494764759556.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:00:37 2018 No.10333144 File: 2.82 MB, 960x540, 1521333995150.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333137 Because he eats with his hands or wipes with them? Also is lassi pretty much thin yogurt or milk keffir?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:01:33 2018 No.10333147 >>10333136 Is he an aspiring Hibachi chef?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:02:12 2018 No.10333149 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1499849885144.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333147

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:02:35 2018 No.10333150 >>10333144 Because he is Indian, mostly.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:04:28 2018 No.10333156 File: 1.10 MB, 462x270, 1520999361771.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:11:18 2018 No.10333181 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, tfw no one wants your omlette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I still be proud that I'm the one who originally made this webm?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:12:04 2018 No.10333183 >>10333181 You didn't and no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:12:25 2018 No.10333184 >>10333183 Yes I did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:12:45 2018 No.10333187 File: 2.99 MB, 202x360, 1520767782121.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333181 Yeah why not it gets enough exposure

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:16:16 2018 No.10333194 File: 317 KB, 500x500, 1520779328068.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:17:26 2018 No.10333198 File: 245 KB, 360x360, 1520486462811.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:18:41 2018 No.10333201 File: 2.80 MB, 480x360, 1511753657031.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333198 She is so bad at it too

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:20:22 2018 No.10333206 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, 1516968260171.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:21:40 2018 No.10333209 >>10331832 Don't lie to these autists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:24:19 2018 No.10333219 >>10333201 >>10333198 Her Kwanzaa cake is on point though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:24:43 2018 No.10333220 >>10333181 I feel bad for that dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:24:44 2018 No.10333221 File: 2.89 MB, 450x252, 1520753676465.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:26:04 2018 No.10333227 >>10331758 That's Kay not Jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:26:20 2018 No.10333230 >>10333221 where did we go so wrong? >>10333187 jolly webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:26:40 2018 No.10333233 >>10331514 how does he get out of the eggs without breaking himself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:28:06 2018 No.10333235 >>10333206 That's a weird coincidence I just watched that episode today

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:29:04 2018 No.10333236 File: 896 KB, 480x480, 1495816249468.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:37:50 2018 No.10333269 >>10333206 I wonder if she remembers what the floor was.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:38:57 2018 No.10333272 >>10331514 Kirr me

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:39:25 2018 No.10333273
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>>10333219
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HJIsi2yoC7Q

Fun game to play is to take a shot everytime she has an awkward silence and you just hear crinkling or the hum of the recording equipment although she would probably be awesome as a YouTuber nowadays desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:39:36 2018 No.10333274 >>10333269 Floor color*

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:39:37 2018 No.10333275 >>10333269 Well she wouldn't be keeping all this stuff if she didn't know what it was

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:41:41 2018 No.10333281 >>10333073 Elvis didn't use mayo, just PB and banana

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:45:27 2018 No.10333289 >>10331631 >>10331659 >>10331787 >>10332257 >>10332370 >>10333233 there are tubes under the eggs

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:47:19 2018 No.10333293
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>>10333273
>Holy shit that's alot of cocoa powder
>Fancy canned stuff
Also I watched a few YouTubers recreate the Kwanzaa cake and all the cinnamon ruins what is otherwise a sugary angel food cake

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:49:01 2018 No.10333300 >>10333281 And bacon and jelly. Good shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:56:52 2018 No.10333319 >>10332458 >mexican hands hard workers need their carbohydrates!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:59:10 2018 No.10333329 File: 727 KB, 636x360, joey's world tour.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 00:59:27 2018 No.10333331 File: 2.88 MB, 720x1280, 1520531630250.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:00:46 2018 No.10333337 File: 2.28 MB, 853x480, People eating.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:01:00 2018 No.10333338 File: 2.87 MB, 640x640, 1521680358078.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333329 The future is getting mowed down by an unstopping unfeeling automobile but not cooking related

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:02:37 2018 No.10333346 File: 1.46 MB, 640x360, heap of noodles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:02:41 2018 No.10333348 File: 2.88 MB, 300x300, 1521394125504.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333338 Wouldn't dehydrated potatoes and like a seasoning packet be better then prefried crushed potato chips?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:02:52 2018 No.10333351 >>10333338 >not cooking related i didn't realise that from the thumb, sory. it's not too late to delete it. should i?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:03:17 2018 No.10333353 File: 2.89 MB, 640x516, 1500306538723.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:03:53 2018 No.10333356 File: 1.35 MB, 512x288, Rotating Sushi Bar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:06:08 2018 No.10333362 File: 1.60 MB, 720x404, 1520594006634.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333351 Nah I wouldn't worry about it, you are contributing and it happens during a dump

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:09:35 2018 No.10333366 File: 1.84 MB, 358x640, delicate flower.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333362 i agree but mods already took care of it. meh

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:23:10 2018 No.10333404 >>10333319 >Joey >hard worker you alright m8? he's a fat fucking shill that eats fast food for YouTube bucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:25:36 2018 No.10333411 File: 1022 KB, 480x600, 1520806666667.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333404 i didn't realise it was a joey vid why the fuck do people subscribe to watch a fat fuck eat shit in his car? it baffles me. is he a role model?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:28:40 2018 No.10333419 File: 1.25 MB, 400x400, 1520843566794.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:29:07 2018 No.10333422 >>10333411 https://www.youtube.com/user/JoeysWorldTour just look at his vids, he's a shill faggot fatfucking loser for fast food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:30:38 2018 No.10333427 >>10333356 Goddamn those look great also I think there's more fish on those nigiri than there usually are

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:31:43 2018 No.10333432

>>10333422
yea thanx, but i don't want to see what i can' unsee. i saw him vomiting on himself once and that was enough to scar my eyes for life.

but yea, i'm certainly no fan and i don't know why other people watch him. i just don't see the appeal, other than to maybe feel betetr about themsleves by comparison.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:43:55 2018 No.10333475 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, 1502633920513.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:56:27 2018 No.10333505 >>10333475 Im sorry what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:57:27 2018 No.10333509 File: 2.97 MB, 1080x1080, 1521496901603.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 01:57:34 2018 No.10333511 >>10333505 thats what happens when you kill crabs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:00:09 2018 No.10333522 >>10332590 russians do this, in fact russians consume more mayo than ketchup on average.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:00:58 2018 No.10333526 File: 2.18 MB, 480x480, 1521182336962.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:02:05 2018 No.10333530 >>10333085 did they just fertilized the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:03:17 2018 No.10333532 >>10333117 indians need to be exterminated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:03:43 2018 No.10333533 File: 2.86 MB, 960x540, 1518586801795.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333530 yeah

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:04:47 2018 No.10333536 >>10333511 ur mum just took a pill for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:05:35 2018 No.10333541 File: 2.86 MB, 720x720, 1493805137105.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333533 That looks highly useful and I will use it on a daily basis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:08:28 2018 No.10333547 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, 1519521972718.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333541

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:09:02 2018 No.10333551 >>10333526 american food is fucking disgusting!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:10:27 2018 No.10333557 >>10333331 he ate the dog next

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:10:36 2018 No.10333559 File: 2.88 MB, 720x300, 1494175414805.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333547 I love the future.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:11:15 2018 No.10333561 File: 2.73 MB, 720x404, 1519524528617.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:13:25 2018 No.10333566 >>10331794 They are fine, it empties out to the other side, the birds are going in on purpose to eat and even continue eating when they are sucked under, then when they pop out on the other end, they fly up and go back in, because it's fun to them

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:15:18 2018 No.10333573 File: 2.91 MB, 400x224, 1520735257966.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333559 Ain't it grand

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:16:56 2018 No.10333576 File: 1.02 MB, 632x351, 1512144298941.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333573

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:18:22 2018 No.10333579 File: 2.84 MB, 720x404, 1512145135777.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333576

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:21:01 2018 No.10333593

>>10331631
>>10331659
>>10331787
>>10331871
>>10331875
>>10332257
>>10332370
I think I need to set the record straight. The reason you never get the answer is because of this: everyone who knows how to get out of there without breaking the eggs has been sworn to a vow of silence. They have mastered the art of Egg foo Young, the high cholesterol martial arts that requires those of strong hearts to master, mostly because it helps with the artery clogging.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:22:23 2018 No.10333600 >>10333541 This is retarded, but it's retarded in a way that I really like

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:23:52 2018 No.10333605 >>10331462 Could people allergic to peanuts get sick or die if they breathed the peanut dust?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:24:34 2018 No.10333607 File: 2.23 MB, 1280x720, 1521356406218.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333475 >This kills the squid

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:25:41 2018 No.10333611 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, 1521411632409.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333605 Yes it would in fact close up their lungs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:26:55 2018 No.10333617 File: 1.91 MB, 1920x1080, 1521356271042.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:28:06 2018 No.10333620 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, 1521316957397.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333617

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:29:13 2018 No.10333624 >>10333617 How does someone that fat not know how to eat food?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:29:17 2018 No.10333625 File: 2.90 MB, 540x390, 1513850323830.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:30:29 2018 No.10333632 File: 2.67 MB, 950x542, 1511988936834.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333623

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:30:30 2018 No.10333633 >>10331514 How egg break egg there eggs out there breaks

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:31:14 2018 No.10333635 File: 2.11 MB, 1080x1920, Blind-corner cabinet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333236 That is a beautiful cutting board probably costs a mint though

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:32:08 2018 No.10333637 >>10331794 Look up "grain hopper". They can fly away if they wanted, but they're pretty conscious of what they're doing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:34:00 2018 No.10333639 File: 2.33 MB, 1280x720, 1504370189832.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:34:06 2018 No.10333641 >>10332238 Scary

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:34:47 2018 No.10333645 File: 2.59 MB, 200x150, 1520501986490.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333632 >37 seconds in

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:38:11 2018 No.10333649
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>>10333635
That's cool as fuck but you just know one of those runners is getting stuck or comes off the track and that shit will be forever half open with everything lopsided in one of the carts

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:39:08 2018 No.10333651 >>10333541 that's really cool

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:39:32 2018 No.10333653 >>10331794 You're cute anon, I love you

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:39:55 2018 No.10333654 >>10333156 C U T E

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:39:58 2018 No.10333655 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, 1521370156833.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:41:01 2018 No.10333657 >>10333181 How does HE get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:42:53 2018 No.10333660 >>10332458 God fucking damn it dude, my mom knew a lady that would feed her kids mayo tacos. Basically tortillas with mayo and that’s it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:43:50 2018 No.10333662 >>10333655 >how to become a fatass

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:44:18 2018 No.10333666 >>10333181 How does he keep people from breaking into his house through the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:46:42 2018 No.10333668 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, 1521233320583.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333660 How poor was the area you grew up in? That there is some serious struggling with drug addiction type shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:48:16 2018 No.10333670 >>10333625 What are tongs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:49:38 2018 No.10333673 >>10333668 Cute duck!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:51:35 2018 No.10333678 File: 42 KB, 750x1000, 1520933261065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10331514 EG!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:52:27 2018 No.10333681 File: 2.89 MB, 540x540, 1516313132124.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 02:56:17 2018 No.10333688 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, 1521348177423.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 03:00:57 2018 No.10333695 >>10333160 >>10333156 I have jerked off to this so much. The idea of laying her down in a bed and taking off her Jean's to see a hairy pubic mound, as I slide my cock in her and seeing her arms flail as I fuck the palsy out of her

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 03:21:57 2018 No.10333745 File: 2.88 MB, 720x302, 1517065280277.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333688 This was supposed to be future. Instead we get fucking wifi enabled salt shakers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 03:25:06 2018 No.10333747 >>10331514 HOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 03:27:14 2018 No.10333757 >>10333144 This is so fucking hot. I't be better if the cake was made of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 03:30:50 2018 No.10333762 >>10331698 underrated

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 03:31:01 2018 No.10333763 File: 2 KB, 125x125, 1516272896688s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10331514 How not brek egu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 03:32:51 2018 No.10333768 >>10331462 Peanuts are disgusting desu >tfw I had to unironically make PB&J to mask its shitty taste

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 03:36:18 2018 No.10333777 >>10333566 Really? I wonder how they make it through the sharp spinning archimedes screw that 'pumps' the grain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 03:38:17 2018 No.10333781 >>10333144 I need the sauce on this webm m8

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 03:40:03 2018 No.10333783 >>10333681 >something something millenials

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 03:40:29 2018 No.10333785 >>10333227 I have seen so many people say that a Kay webm is Jack that Im not sure if its becoming a meme just so they can get someone to correct them. epic b8

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 03:41:39 2018 No.10333787 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1514390503329.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 03:52:32 2018 No.10333806 >>10332377 Don't be so jealous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 03:57:39 2018 No.10333813 >>10333632 >more bread than anything else >corn and chickpeas on a burger Oh, its mexicans. Carry on.

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 04:02:48 2018 No.10333828
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>>10333649

Ive installed them in peoples homes before. They are a bitch and a half to put in, and then its a massive culsterfuck to align the door properly because of aton of different variables. And then after all that fucking around the weight of the mechanism will still throw the door out of alignment in a few months, needing re-adjustment.

Theres also the problem where people are stupid fucks, and open the mechanism further than it was designed for, and damage it so it no longer closes properly.

Its a gimmicky, overpriced piece of shit. Get a lazy susan cabinet instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 04:11:15 2018 No.10333842 >>10333828 >lazy susan, brought to you by the target corporation

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 04:38:24 2018 No.10333914 >>10333156 dangerous. one may fall in love with her

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 04:47:56 2018 No.10333938 >>10331779 imagine being this fucking stupid no seriously, imagine what life must be like when you have the brain of a pigeon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 04:49:57 2018 No.10333946 >>10333085 that looks like it feels good wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 04:59:10 2018 No.10333964 >>10333946 For the dude or the fish?

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 05:00:19 2018 No.10333966

>>10333541

If you don't buy the fucking kit with the giant anovo looking thing that does exactly what you can do with a drinking straw and your thumb that "entire kit" would cost less than a fifth of that price, and yet they still have to add a disclaimer that it requires precision.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 05:00:36 2018 No.10333967 >>10333964 the fish

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 05:01:42 2018 No.10333969 >>10333967 >t. virgin

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 05:03:52 2018 No.10333973 >>10333969 yeah sorry I don't know how being a fish and having my eggs pushed out would feel like

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 05:04:47 2018 No.10333977 >>10332370 classic post

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 05:05:49 2018 No.10333978 >>10333745 >hey bro can I get some salt on this? >nah dude, internet is down

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 05:07:39 2018 No.10333983 >>10333978 >reposting lame joke responses to lame webms

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 05:08:47 2018 No.10333987

>>10333973

Here are the obvious analogies:

>you're a grill on the rag and you get repeatedly punched in the gut to make you forget the cramps
>you're a grill on the rag and get fisted until you squirt for the first time in your life
>you're a duck undergoing gavage

Pick two.

>>	doctor spastic Fri Mar 23 05:30:42 2018 No.10334018 >>10333117 You cut the grand finale where he shits on the floor and the rats eat it

>>	doctor spastic Fri Mar 23 05:33:09 2018 No.10334021 >>10333136 This is Bulgaria?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 05:34:25 2018 No.10334023 >>10334018 >namefag "humor", everyone

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 05:36:43 2018 No.10334029 >>10333983 A bit too salty. A shame your internet wasn't down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 05:37:36 2018 No.10334031 >>10333983 where do you think you are?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 05:49:42 2018 No.10334041 >>10332949 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvKnETh3xH0 I'm sorry.

>>	doctor spastic Fri Mar 23 05:50:18 2018 No.10334046 >>10333236 Mfw i thought it was a nigger touching raw food but it was just black gloves. Phew!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 05:51:16 2018 No.10334048 >>10334018 >>10334021 >>10334046 Fuck off.

>>	doctor spastic Fri Mar 23 06:00:45 2018 No.10334064 >>10333198 Oh god! Thank you for introducing me to this. Im going to watch all her shows instead of going to work today. Pmsl actually pooed a little bit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:01:13 2018 No.10334066 >>10333206 I was thinking of doing a cooking show with a messy, gross kitchen as the main piece/joke, but I don't think I could top that shit v

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:07:23 2018 No.10334078 >>10333559 >Racially diverse social groups HAHAHAHA WEW LAD

>>	doctor spastic Fri Mar 23 06:10:48 2018 No.10334082 >>10333366 How

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:12:29 2018 No.10334090 >>10334082 by not being a namefaggot in an anonymous community you spastic

>>	doctor spastic Fri Mar 23 06:16:08 2018 No.10334096 >>10333533 Does this work for coke?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:26:05 2018 No.10334122 >>10333144 HER SWEAT AND BLOOD WENT INTO THIS CAKE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:27:23 2018 No.10334124 >>10333221 did they fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:29:05 2018 No.10334128 >>10333337 >people eating more like hipsters eating

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:30:05 2018 No.10334130 >>10334128 agreed, fuck those tatted numale faggots

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:43:21 2018 No.10334166

>>10333156
>be me
>have a girl with palsy
>people laughing when seeing me with flailing monkey tard
>people don't know palsy girls rule in bed
>does every possible perversion I can think of
>spasms while cumming, so intense I cum also
>filled her pussy and ass to the brim many many times.
>sucks dick like no other normal girl.
>seeing this vid makes me feel so sad she left town.
>best fucktoy I ever owned.

You don't know what you're missing, bros.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:46:01 2018 No.10334177 >>10334166 >people laugh at me >can put her into every possible position >has spasms >doesn't suck dick like a normal grill Kek.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:47:43 2018 No.10334181 >>10333777 Spiral power, of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:47:56 2018 No.10334183 >>10332378 retard >>10332569 patrician

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:48:09 2018 No.10334184 File: 53 KB, 300x213, Prochnowasleto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333206 Kill that bitch with the missing tooth! THE TOOTH!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:50:02 2018 No.10334186 >>10333085 fuck thats sexy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:51:01 2018 No.10334190 >>10334166 >be (You) >posting fantasies as realities >anonymously on the internet like, who does that!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:53:18 2018 No.10334193 >>10333777 There are no sharp spinning screws

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:57:47 2018 No.10334199 >>10333987 Wrong Like having all the shit in your intestines fly out a once

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 06:59:47 2018 No.10334204 >>10333688 How does she not burn her hands on that plate?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:02:04 2018 No.10334212 >>10334124 They both have AIDS so i assume those faggots did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:05:44 2018 No.10334215 >>10332417 Wow, they really are ant people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:12:19 2018 No.10334224 >>10333337 I used to eat like that. Then I moved out. I miss it every day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:13:03 2018 No.10334227 >>10332238 I want a gif of that woman's reaction at the beginning

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:16:00 2018 No.10334234 >>10332573 Peanut butter is too nutritious for obese americans to enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:16:52 2018 No.10334236 >>10334227 I want world peace and someone to love. Wanna make a deal?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:17:08 2018 No.10334237 >>10332590 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:17:54 2018 No.10334239 >>10334204 It's an hydrator, not a microwave!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:18:41 2018 No.10334240 File: 412 KB, 500x375, Attack on the inside of my pants.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10334199 The ultimate relief

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:20:09 2018 No.10334242 >>10333530 >>10333533 No? they salted them you absolute retards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:20:16 2018 No.10334243 File: 45 KB, 750x730, DYsuGl5U0AA-H0z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10331522

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:20:40 2018 No.10334244 >>10332573 search for the following on youtube: >Autistic Girl Rubs Peanut Butter on Herself thank me later

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:24:28 2018 No.10334252 File: 13 KB, 468x398, 1521509651700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333161

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:25:08 2018 No.10334254 >>10332569 >not ++CringeFolder

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:27:55 2018 No.10334261 >>10334041 Fucking lost it on the close-up at 0:45.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:29:10 2018 No.10334265 >>10334254 >Not using += 1

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:30:09 2018 No.10334268 File: 70 KB, 470x470, 1519894711563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333206

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:35:15 2018 No.10334279 >>10333681 > It all started as a joke

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:43:15 2018 No.10334298
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>>10332378
>>10332569
>>10334254
inc CringeFolder

...and that's final because there's no way I could guess the address of anon's CringeFolder variable to write this down the proper, binary way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:46:04 2018 No.10334303 >>10334298 That's clearly the first time she's ever done that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:46:27 2018 No.10334304 >>10334298 >Box::new(CringeFolder).map(\|c\| c +=1 )

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 07:56:36 2018 No.10334327 >>10333966 >>10333651 >>10333600 Adventurous foodies unite!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 08:04:49 2018 No.10334353 >>10334212 good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 08:15:50 2018 No.10334378 >>10332949 Do americans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 08:33:29 2018 No.10334435 A wise person one told me 'you will never break the eggs if you never leave the fort'. Really stuck with me

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 08:34:32 2018 No.10334439 >>10334304 If that's ruby you need curly braces for the block

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 08:35:21 2018 No.10334440 >>10334439 shut the fuck up nerd

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 08:43:16 2018 No.10334462 >>10334440 :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 08:44:17 2018 No.10334464 >>10334435 reply to the webm you coward loser

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 08:44:27 2018 No.10334465 File: 2.25 MB, 404x720, Bud Light Hoarder 600.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333206

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 08:48:55 2018 No.10334478 I got bit on the lip last summer while mowing the lawn. hurt like a motherfucker and had a swollen lip for three days. fucker really grabbed on and stabbed the fuck out of me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 08:53:06 2018 No.10334491 >>10333348 That looks like cum. I want it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 08:53:41 2018 No.10334494 >>10334190 Actually. it's true. God damn, I miss that spastic bitch!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 08:57:12 2018 No.10334500 >>10333149 more?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 08:59:19 2018 No.10334502 >>10333605 is that a murder plan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:08:52 2018 No.10334518 >>10334298 >>10334304 succ cringeFolder

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:11:00 2018 No.10334522 >>10333181 That guy just sells eggs and is in the same commercial outfit as Surly, 90% sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:15:02 2018 No.10334527 >>10333194 The way this video is cut reminds me of that hot skinny vegan who always gets posted. Now I have a confused boner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:15:20 2018 No.10334528 >>10334242 >he thinks salt comes from fish Sounds like you're the retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:17:32 2018 No.10334531 >>10333787 >100/10 I thought asians were good at math

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:18:54 2018 No.10334536 >>10334128 Looks more like slavs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:28:00 2018 No.10334557 >>10333281 Huh, you right. I've been lied too

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:34:21 2018 No.10334574 >>10333688 Fruit. FRUIT!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:34:33 2018 No.10334577 >>10334066 Don't. It's unoriginal and unfunny. You'd only hear from the same five children who think dinotendies is funny. If you want to make a cooking show you should do actual worthwhile cooking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:34:56 2018 No.10334579 >>10332425 Being chinese is miserable, but they heard that if someone film you being stupid it can go viral and make you famous, so whenver someone has a camera they start going apeshit as much as they can.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:36:57 2018 No.10334585 >>10333655 >And then I ate it and jizzed all over

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:45:30 2018 No.10334612 >>10332660 how else is the jew going to get americans to get out there and consume. Until the invention of amazon of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:45:40 2018 No.10334613 >>10333688 remember when pizza hut wasnt dog shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:46:42 2018 No.10334616 >>10333787 I legitimately want to marry the one on the left

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:52:42 2018 No.10334630 >>10334204 atomized steam is injected into only the food using A.I. robot super soakers. The early robots are giving their robot children something fun to do before they start the terminator invasion. How cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 09:55:59 2018 No.10334649 >>10333187 cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 10:08:01 2018 No.10334670 >>10334327 Please don't ever post again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 10:16:31 2018 No.10334695 >>10333526 WHAT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 10:16:56 2018 No.10334696 >>10334613 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 10:31:20 2018 No.10334730 Anyone got the American diner one with all the butter? You know the one I'm talking about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 10:37:43 2018 No.10334750 >>10333366 classy, would make a fine wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 10:53:38 2018 No.10334799 >>10334465 >mfw budlight drinkers

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 10:59:22 2018 No.10334814 >>10333181 >making a webm yea no. If you were the person who filmed it, yea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:05:35 2018 No.10334826 >>10333533 Can't wait to fill it with chilli and use it as a dildo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:06:23 2018 No.10334828 File: 60 KB, 568x518, 1521261043349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10334465 >that toilet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:08:22 2018 No.10334835 >>10332378 fuck off back to r.eddit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:09:28 2018 No.10334841 >>10334465 I can only imagine the stench

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:12:02 2018 No.10334852 >>10333573 "Act like adults omg" >proceeds to stuff her face with fast food in front of a camera. Yeah, that's what grown ups do alright. Disgusting pig.

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:24:11 2018 No.10334897

>>10331810
I've worked in places like that, the whole lot would get rejected and dumped out, probably a bunch of other product that was actually not tainted would be throw away too. If its non union, the dipshit high employees responsible (even remotely) would be fired, and a bunch of new chucklefucks would replace them before the day is over. If a union place there would just be some yelling and "no don't do that again plz" then life would continue.
I'm in canada though, everything is strict here. If that's some asian country or something, i'm sure there would be feathers in your shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:26:59 2018 No.10334903 >>10332585 But at least now you know erryding der is da know bout da shrimpen bidnes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:28:48 2018 No.10334915 >>10333022 She belongs in jail or at least some kind of therapy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:28:59 2018 No.10334916 >>10333681 >avocado based espresso drink >not called an affocado It's like they're not even trying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:35:14 2018 No.10334936 >>10332204 fucking hell why dont game devs add turret stabilization

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:36:22 2018 No.10334940 >>10334915 as do most of the 4chan posters

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:37:38 2018 No.10334948 >>10333783 hmmmm... ive got what i came for

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:39:53 2018 No.10334956 >>10334936 buy our german games then

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:41:04 2018 No.10334960 >>10334915 People who still think that this isn't staged should be thrown in jail or killed on sight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 11:49:17 2018 No.10334991 >>10333635 I made stuff like that before. Not sure if i could ballpark it now, since it was years ago...Maybe 100 bucks or something? Not too bad really, considering shitty plastic ones at walmart are like 5-10$

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:02:34 2018 No.10335028 >>10333331 the poor obedient doggo got nothing :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:14:34 2018 No.10335080 File: 261 KB, 1920x1080, 1519009024424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10333655 >salami in francesinha mas que pocaria é essa ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:14:50 2018 No.10335082 File: 154 KB, 309x302, 1451788989947.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10334252

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:16:05 2018 No.10335084 >>10333625 somehow, that came out better than I had expected

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:18:13 2018 No.10335091 >>10334298 'here i am, pretending i know what i'm doing while, i just randomly poke at takoyaki for no good reason, hope i will fool some baka gaijin into thinking i'm a master at it, teehee''

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:18:55 2018 No.10335094 >>10332378 so fr*ckin nerdy :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:21:37 2018 No.10335106 >>10334078 It's so obvious. "Okay, we got the three white guys who can actually act, now we need a thot and a nigger to satisfy SJWs"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:33:10 2018 No.10335154 >>10334166 >date girl with severe disability >she leaves you Probably because you're stupid enough to think people with cerebral palsy are retarded. Yeah, she can do better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:33:44 2018 No.10335156 https://pastebin.com/5KxG4LXa current jack filter. with a few others included that you won't miss either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:34:14 2018 No.10335160 >>10334184 It's not missing. It's here somewhere...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:35:40 2018 No.10335167 >>10331489 go back to wsg

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:35:50 2018 No.10335169 >>10333681 I'm impressed that the avocado skin is enough to stop the coffee from burning anyone's hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:38:06 2018 No.10335180 File: 2.68 MB, 500x500, steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:39:15 2018 No.10335182 File: 2.69 MB, 500x500, steak2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sorry

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:39:19 2018 No.10335185 >>10333639 >The people dictating national firearms policy this month were eating Tide Pods on Youtube last month.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:41:37 2018 No.10335194 >>10335180 >>10335182 Did not realise my dad had a cooking channel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:41:51 2018 No.10335196 File: 61 KB, 292x223, ....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335180 >>10335182 Jesus tapdancing christ, i have no words

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:43:13 2018 No.10335204 File: 3.24 MB, 360x270, 1520252077024.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335180 >>10335182

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:47:31 2018 No.10335224 >>10335180 >>10335182 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:54:44 2018 No.10335258 >>10334465 Which Fallout level is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 12:56:58 2018 No.10335272 >>10335258 Dunwich Building.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 13:07:00 2018 No.10335322 >>10334522 People whole use "surly" like it's his name are the ultimate cringe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 13:30:31 2018 No.10335434 >>10333356 Disgusting This is unironically supreme degeneracy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 13:31:19 2018 No.10335439 File: 2.42 MB, 480x480, 1494822083279.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 13:32:30 2018 No.10335447 >>10335439 >American cheese squares What have they done to you, saltbae?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 13:38:48 2018 No.10335468 >>10335439 At least the knife is reasonably sharp. That cheese, though. $500 a head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 13:43:26 2018 No.10335487 >>10332978 ONE LIFE. ONE CHANCE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 13:44:37 2018 No.10335492 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, 1493517805811.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 13:47:07 2018 No.10335500 >>10331631 he should try a pinch of kosher salt on the grub next time

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 13:50:50 2018 No.10335520 >>10332949 this one is pushing it for a blue board

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 13:51:21 2018 No.10335522 File: 116 KB, 868x649, Miller Time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10334465

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 14:13:25 2018 No.10335600 >>10334577 I would do actual cooking, the kitchen would just slowly get dirtier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 14:14:07 2018 No.10335602 File: 46 KB, 960x960, 1505009223212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335082

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 14:16:45 2018 No.10335610 >>10334465 this would make a pretty neat art installation if it wasn't created by a wild slob

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 14:19:01 2018 No.10335616 >>10333670 Like long spoons that are attached

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 14:53:10 2018 No.10335759 File: 91 KB, 323x323, 1311603778372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10331514 >tfw I started the "how does he get out?" meme >people are adding "without breaking the eggs"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 14:58:46 2018 No.10335780 >>10333411 >oh cool she's making herself drool >I wonder what this webm will lead t- >I don't know what I was expecting

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:05:19 2018 No.10335801 >>10334527 the one who eats 10 pounds of raw lettuce every day?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:11:36 2018 No.10335833 >>10333331 that dog knows what it did I like how they are able to feel guilt

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:20:14 2018 No.10335871 >>10335091 seething

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:33:20 2018 No.10335942 >>10333353 iphones can do stop motion now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 15:36:05 2018 No.10335952 >>10335759 Nah, a simple glance in the archives shows you're full of shit. The breaking the eggs part was always part of it, and I would know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 16:10:30 2018 No.10336078 File: 51 KB, 700x472, 1479060759207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10335182 There is no GOD!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 16:32:04 2018 No.10336175 >>10333607 it looks like he does a lil joey "wew wew" before he takes a bite

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 17:50:52 2018 No.10336518 >>10333346 doesnt the noodles at the bottom get burnt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 17:51:58 2018 No.10336523 >>10333353 this looks great until you want to eat it and then it all falls off

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:12:24 2018 No.10336618 >>10333787 i want to kill gooks every time i see a gook i get so physically angry that i go home and hit my wall

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:29:28 2018 No.10336697 File: 166 KB, 960x540, Tasty.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:40:12 2018 No.10336738

>>10331794
>>10331810
Serious answer: No, Li'l Tommy, they are not ok, they were ground up with the grain and were baked into bread.

This was taken at a Russian commercial bakery a few years ago. The grain hopper for their flour-grinding system was missing a screen at the top, and so birds were flying in, feasting on the grain, shitting on the grain, and being sucked down by the Archimedes screw grain transport system to be ground into flour.

>>10331865
Yeah, a few days after that video made the worldwide news, it was reported that the company was forced to put a screen on the top of the grain hopper. . . . It's Russia, I seriously doubt they recalled the bread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:48:24 2018 No.10336788 >>10333091 >>10333097 Serious question, is that how to make proper omelets? I usually just let them sit in the pan for a while and then try to flip them, but mine usually come out broken and unevenly cooked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:57:39 2018 No.10336817 >>10333156 >>10333160 She's so sweet. I wish I could be even a tenth as happy as she seems.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 18:59:38 2018 No.10336826 >>10333657 He doesn't; he lives in there along with his three shit-flinging monkey offspring and his sweaty fat wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 23 19:04:04 2018 No.10336842 >>10333362 Is he using a blacklight to look for spit in his burger?

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