/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10328964]

Why is this guy so popular with normies?

[Anonymous No.10328966]

>>10328964

I don't think you know what a normie is.

[Anonymous No.10328990]

>>10328964

Because just like babies they need to be soothed with whacky absurd noises and lights along with exaggerated body movements. This man here is the equivalent to what a toddler sees when he’s watching a teletubby cook porridge and share with the other ones. At the end of the episode we all get to clap and say ,” hahahaha yayyyyy.”

[Anonymous No.10329063]

hahah when i invite my friends into the kitchen and pull this move off i'm always greeted with laughs!

i'm fucking serious too

[Anonymous No.10329069]

>>10328964
Because he's kind of attractive and the way he sprinkles salt is amusing

[Anonymous No.10329074]

>>10328964
Because he has a gimmick that works. Also people love tableside service. I think there should be more tableside service in the restaurant industry. It exists but it needs to be more prevalent.

[Anonymous No.10329090]

>>10328964
I thought this meme was dead already

[Anonymous No.10329142]

>>10328964
I'll never get it desu.

[Anonymous No.10329149]

>>10328964
He's not. He was a flash in the pan meme.

[Anonymous No.10330119]

>>10329069
He's like 5'3".

[Anonymous No.10330125]

>>10329069
Yeah, pretty much this. Why is this topic still here?

[Anonymous No.10330128]

>>10328990
>people enjoying things makes them kids
Remember when this site was about letting loose and enjoying stupid things? Now it's full of whining faggots like this guy. Everything on this site has become so bitter. Even the jokes here all seem to have a layer of butthurt in them.

[Anonymous No.10330146]

>>10330119

And? Are you so insecure that you can't let another man be more desirable than you?

>B-b-but he's 5'3''

[Anonymous No.10330182]

>>10328964
Dinner theater. Some people like the idea of a meal out being entertainment. That's why places like Medieval Times and Benihana exist. It's part of what drove molecular gastronomy's popularity - it was really just a high end take on the idea of a meal as entertainment. The reason people flock to Salt Bae's NYC restaurant is because this Turkish butcher figured out a way to make a mediocre, overpriced steakhouse into theater.

[Anonymous No.10330190]

>>10330146
>5'3''
>more """"""desirable''''''''''
LOL

[Anonymous No.10330214]

>>10330119
>>10330146
>>10330190
I can't find anything about his height online, personally. I dunno if the 5' 3" thing is even true.

[Anonymous No.10330515]

>>10330128
That's because anyone who was actually creative or funny or worth a damn has mostly moved on from this place. 4chan is now entirely bitching and butthurt from kids who are dissatisfied with their lives but instead of filling the void with humor and art we just try to feel superior to other losers. I mean, we were always here, but now it's just us.

[Anonymous No.10330532]

>>10330182
Granted, watching two dudes clad in armor duke it out while enjoying a turkey drum is pretty satisfying.

[Anonymous No.10330619]

>>10328964
>muh normies
Back to /r9k/ with you.
And stay there.

[Anonymous No.10330628]

>>10330532
I'm not a big fan of those turkey drums. I used to work at a medieval faire and I would always go for the sausages and schnitzel.

[Anonymous No.10330660]

>>10330119
you DO realize most movie stars are manlets? Tom Cruise is 5' 7. RDJr. is 5' 9. Height doesnt matter when you see him through a screen or you're sitting at his table

[Anonymous No.10330665]

>>10330128

[Anonymous No.10330666]

>>10330214
He' s a turk. All turk men are smaller than your average white man.

[Anonymous No.10330677]

He was cool until someone pointed out most of the salt ending up on his arm in the original clip.

[Anonymous No.10330712]

>>10330532
Exactly. Salt Bae is just doing the Instagram friendly steakhouse version of that. The same fun you had eating your turkey drum and watching guys in armor is what people snapping pics of this guy cutting and salting their steaks tableside are having. Just a more expensive version of it.

[Anonymous No.10330983]

is he? i literally only know who he is because of /ck/
and i don't really know who he is because i've never cared enough to look it up

[Anonymous No.10331028]

This guy is the man. He has more game with a Chateaubriand than I have ever had with any 3dpd woman.

[Anonymous No.10331031]

>>10330983
>and i don't really know who he is because i've never cared enough to look it up
Turkish butcher opens steakhouse, becomes internet sensation because of eccentric tableside antics. Opens place in NYC. Place is packed. Critical reviews are that it's just an expensive, mediocre place as far as the food goes, but the guy's antics are amusing. He's basically just cashing in on his moment of fame.

[Anonymous No.10331204]

>>10330983
14 million followers on instagram

>>10331031
I never actually read any reviews, but it always seemed to me like it was just the guying doing all kinds of meat without much of anything else

[Anonymous No.10331366]

>>10331031
>he's the kernel of popcorn that opens slightly, not entirely old maid level, but the kind you eat last after all the fluffy ones are eaten.

[Anonymous No.10332272]

>>10330119
>man works out
>keeps himself groomed and healthy
>B-BUT HE'S NOT 6'5"

lmao roasties

[Anonymous No.10332407]

>>10332272
>>10330190
>>10330146
>t.butthurt manlets
Kek. When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.10332419]

>>10330128
ask me how i know you own a shitch

[Anonymous No.10332460]

>>10332419
what's a shitch?

[Anonymous No.10332560]

>>10328964
He's sexy.

[Anonymous No.10332739]

He's just memeing, memes pay the bills these days.