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10328638 No.10328638 [Reply] [Original]

>that first sip of the day

>> No.10328648
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>>10328638
iktf brother, 6am sharp and first sip. truly godsend.

>> No.10328656

>that first shit of the day

>> No.10328747
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NOT A /SIP/, TARD.

>> No.10329041

The only reason to get out of bed.

>> No.10329044

>>10328638

That's some fucked up looking vodka.

>> No.10329045

>>10328656
>not wanting to take a shit with all the comfort of your own bathroom before going outside your house

>> No.10329048

>>10329044
>he doesn't get his vodka in nice porcelain cup

>> No.10329067

>>10329048

I'm mug vodka for life, but I shit my bed before I shit my vodka.

>> No.10329170

>>10328638
this and a bowl of oatmeal is like a warm hug

>> No.10329179
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10329179

You've missed the point.

>> No.10330887
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>>10329179
Here's my sip, it's a SPRITE™ ENhanced EDition

>> No.10330897

>>10329179
pass the bowl, man!

>> No.10330975

>>10330897
one le upvote for you, sir

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>>10328638
amen brother

>> No.10331311

>>10329045
I prefer taking shit in public places, it feels like I'm violating the premises, never pay, never order, just walk in and shit on their premises

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>>10328656
Bright and early every day. A little psyllium husk at night and a little caffeine and nicotine in the morning. Cleared out and good to go.

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>>10329179
How do you even fuck up this badly? Seriously, how inept are you?