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>> No.10327921

God, it's like meat particle board.

>> No.10327930
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>> No.10327959

How do the eggs get out of him?

>> No.10328001

How does the stall get out of the eggs?

>> No.10328014

he looks so sad desu ;_;

>> No.10328027

How do the eggs get out without eating him?

>> No.10328048

>wrong filename
you had one job and you fucked it up

>> No.10328067

When he closes up shop at the end of the day does he disassemble his fortress?

>> No.10328083 [DELETED] 

When this man terminates his service to the public, what necessary preparations must he have made, or careful maneuvers must he perform, in order to avoid damaging his perishable assets?

>> No.10328092 [DELETED] 

When this man terminates his service to the public, what necessary preparations must he have made, or careful maneuvers must he perform, in order to avoid damaging his perishable assets as he exits the premises and makes way towards his domicile?

>> No.10328097

If we take into consideration the fact that he is surrounded by a wall of eggs and there is a need to go outisde of said wall... how in the world does he accomplish moving from his cooking station outside into the same location of his customers without disrupting any and all chicken eggs and breaking them in the process?

>> No.10328098

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10328100

When this man terminates his service to the public, what necessary preparations must he have made, or careful maneuvers must he perform, in order to avoid damaging his perishable assets as he exits the premises and makes way towards his domicile?

>> No.10328122
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haha le epic how get out egg man
You people are ruining these threads

>> No.10328127

Sucks them back up his ass like a vacuum.

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>> No.10328161

oh boy another 280 reply thread with the same 30 webms posted like last time
fuck all of you

>> No.10328167

I would rather eat just about anything other than that

>> No.10328187

you spend too much time here

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>> No.10328232

how does he get out without shooting every god damn nigger he sees?

>> No.10328235

lots of unnecessary reversing

>> No.10328239

Not really, if it detects too much resistance it will reverse to avoid causing damage.

>> No.10328240

>stop ruining the threads guys
>posts epic le maymay gourmet junk food

>> No.10328242
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you need to take a break from here anon.

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>> No.10328247

This is how I want to die.

>> No.10328248

thank god you posted true culinary art

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>> No.10328267

>fuckin' machine can't handle me in one go eh?
>That all you got mate?
>I...I'd think about getting a refund for this contraption
>Go on, finish me off why don't ya, cunt
>I said, finish me of~*

>> No.10328275

he turns the fuck around and walks out the fucking back door

>> No.10328276

What's the point of a crust if you're just going to cut it all off?

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>> No.10328295

what is this called?
meat shivers?

>> No.10328298

How do I become a pastry chef?

>> No.10328301

they're put together on the bread, but I think it's difficult to cut super thin slices of meat WITH crust

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Are we posting buns?

>> No.10328336

cool webm, very interesting setup, though I do have one question...

>> No.10328337
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>> No.10328338

Go to a culinary school?

>> No.10328340

Develop MS

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>> No.10328356

go outside for awhile bro

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>> No.10328360

Carcinogens are the only flavoring I need for my steak.

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>> No.10328371

He's trapped by all the eggs. Every time you watch this gif he's one egg closer to seeing his family again.

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>> No.10328387

given how idiotically he reacted, I'm surprised his house didnt burn down

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I love how he's so nonchalant about what's happening in front of him, his sense of urgency is almost non-existent.

>> No.10328409

yes, what is it?

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>> No.10328431

What happens to the meat after the machine cooks it?? wtf I have to know!

>> No.10328432


>> No.10328440


that's just gyros meat..

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>> No.10328448

What is this from?

>> No.10328455

>scrimping for every cent
>tells her to keep the change
what a retard

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no clue

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>> No.10328464


do you think the pigs enjoy their sauna?

>> No.10328468

I bet he's really good with nunchucks

>> No.10328469
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Very much so

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>> No.10328478

the fucking 3 random peppers at the end my sides. shut them down

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>> No.10328505

>too much resistance
it's a fucking gummy bear. A shredding machine like that is supposed to tear a jelly like substance like a breeze

>> No.10328523

That thing doesn't taste that great but the texture is awesome. Had no idea how it was made, thanks for posting this

>> No.10328562

I actually like the taste. It's not too sweet and sometimes they make it with cardamom

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>> No.10328607


I've watched all the dumb factory farming vegan documentaries without changing my mind on virtually anything, but seeing that cuttlefish being lobotomized and turning into a fucking ghost was disconcerting.

>> No.10328622

If he got the first strike correctly it would have been an instantaneous and painless death. The fella goof'd a bit unfortunately. Poor cuttle fish.

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>> No.10328642

What the fuck is this?
I used to do shit like that when I was like 11, but somehow this looks like the mans being serious.

>> No.10328645

its a joke. its supposed to be funny that he's using gourmet plating techniques to low class food but the end result looks awful so it sort of falls flat

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>> No.10328651

Please make sure it gets recorded, I'd like to see that.

>> No.10328652

Do asians really make it a thing to eat the most disgusting things as humanly possible?

>> No.10328663
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islandlife nigga

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>> No.10328667

See, I don't get whats Illegal or even wrong.
That's the type of resourcefulness that breeds millionaires

>> No.10328674

It's not illegal, when she tries to arrest him he shows he has all of his licenses and paperwork.

>> No.10328677

i was excited for a minutes I like learning about table manners of other countries but this was deliberately disgusting

>> No.10328682


>> No.10328692

Well it looks quite unsanitary to me. At every step of the process in fact.

>> No.10328697

Not very familiar with Indians are you?

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>> No.10328708


Aside from the sugar that doesn't look too bad, despite being a bit bland.

>> No.10328721

>That'll be $39.99 plus tip.

>> No.10328726

bet he breaks eggs like a fighter jet

>> No.10328744


OK, for once I am glad somebody posted this webm, because I have an important question:

Notice when he cracks the egg into the cup he doesn't seem to wipe his hands anywhere before handling his equipment.

Any time I crack an egg into, say, a pan, I'll crack it on the side or against another egg then use my thumbs to pry it apart. Usually this gets egg white on the tips of my thumbs and I have to wash my hands before continuing.

Is there some way to crack an egg while also avoiding this conundrum? Like, some specific way or place to hold it so I don't get egg white on my fingers?

>> No.10328748

Oh god I wish that was me

>> No.10328749

>expect something gross
>just shows you how to make cheap cheesesteak

>> No.10328751

Hold the eggs by the ends instead of the middle you goofball.

>> No.10328754

a pig for the tourist pig

>> No.10328759


>> No.10328765

This impresses you?

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>> No.10328780


He cracks all those eggs every single day before being allowed to go home. With repetition anyone would get good at it.

>> No.10328785

>people eating
more like hipsters eating

>> No.10328789

crack it with one hand. sometimes you'll still get whites doe

>> No.10328796

Hello! You seem to have made a mistake in your post. You have responded to the above post with the same words that you did the last time. You likely think that you are making a "meme" but instead are just being unoriginal and cluttering the thread. When responding to a post it is always best to try to be unique and to contribute something useful to the conversation.

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my part to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>> No.10328806

How does he sell out without leaving all the eggs?

>> No.10328822

Shut the fuck up, faggot

>> No.10328824

This needs to be dubbed with the screams of the robot chicken gummy bear.

>> No.10328829

For you.

>> No.10328839

If only the board allowed sound.

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>> No.10328849


>every webum thread ever spammed with jack

Nah, we don't need sound in these parts.

>> No.10328850

Why do you think people dislike pajeets?

>> No.10328858

what the fuck were you expecting? these kind of people shit freely on the streets.
now imagine that guys hand covered in poop while he eats like that

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>> No.10328869

>all that hand touching
Probably tastes like shit

>> No.10328880

Those are olives you absolute dick of a brain

>> No.10328886

He hasn't paid taxes tho

>> No.10328901

Yeah, they love shitting in the street, too. Any time someone installs a public toilet, they'll just burn it down. They hate them. Ask a young Indian girl what she thinks about shitting out in the open, and she'll tell you how much she loves it. It's a great way to get raped. Indian girls love families, and this is the easiest way to start one.

>> No.10328904


I know every place that sold these salt blocks reduced the price by 90% after the first few months of the fad, but with videos like this it's hard to believe that anyone ever fell for it.

>> No.10328925

Did it make the food salty?
Was it any tastier than just normal salt?

>> No.10328960
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Did you need some salt?

>> No.10328963

>tuna salad deconstructed
>crispy chicken burger with corn chips deconstructed
> thanksgiving ham dinner deconstructed

I can't stop laughing

>> No.10328968

Weeellp just tried this and now I'm in hospital getting my fingertips sewn back on thanks anon

>> No.10328969

is she ok

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>> No.10328986

>white people

>> No.10328996

This kills the man.

>> No.10328997


Alright, after watching this to the end I think I'm ready to kill myself now. It's been fun cooking and shitposting with all of you, peace out.

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>> No.10329006

This webm gave me super syphillis

>> No.10329008

If he was smart all he would need to do is contact some local current affairs puff piece station and explain his circumstances and the media would destroy the airport.

>> No.10329016

Never had octopus before? It's pretty tasty.

>> No.10329023

*drives to BURGER KING® everyday*

>> No.10329028

I've never really enjoyed the taste of those Greek eggrolls.

>> No.10329029

post the webm of the japanese girl eating the kfc

>> No.10329031

>you're making a video demonstrating cooking on a salt block
>presumably trying to show the benefits of doing so
>you flip your steak and find that it looks more microwaved than seared
>instead of ceasing filming and killing yourself, you keep the cameras rolling and publish the finished product to the internet

>> No.10329033


Just google it, retard. The only thing worse than having the same webums spammed every single day is people like you actually requesting shit that's spammed every single day.

>> No.10329046

Is this a Juicero parody or something lol

>> No.10329053

Those look good but what do I do with the leftover gallon of batter?

>> No.10329080

>rolls it across his sweaty body and I'm pretty sure lets it touch the floor a few times
That'll be $39.99 + tip

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>> No.10329112

>enter thread, expecting to see delectable webms of scrumptious, elegant food prepared and served in the finest Western culinary traditions
>it's all gooks roasting cockroaches, dogs, and bizarre sea mutants that not even other bizarre sea mutants will eat
>or shitskins whipping up slime, diarrhea and scurvy with a light dusting of botulism
I can't fucking wait to be dead.

>> No.10329191

When it said Adult Supervision, I expected it to turn to porn.
When I saw Party Horse's name at the end, I'm downright shocked and disappointed.

>> No.10329201

how charming

>> No.10329253
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>picnic in park
>urge to shit after eating
>no toilet around

>> No.10329295

Is this your first /ck/ webm thread? Every single one is the same.

>OP finds a new webm
>decides it's worth creating an entire thread just to show the new webm
>proceeded by 300 shitposts
>repeat in 3 days

>> No.10329302
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>There actually is a toilet around
>Nastiest fucking latrine you've ever seen

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>> No.10329317

regretfully, it is a real product

>> No.10329322 [DELETED] 

>sneaking in those jack clips
i see what you did there, you cheeky fucker

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Sorry I realized I accidentally posted one that's somewhat new/unspammed and not in line with the norm. Let me get back on track.

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>> No.10329346

the sugar free red bull hahah master stroke

>> No.10329383

anon can't understand compression and elasticity.

>> No.10329421

There is a concerted effort to destroy anything positive this site could have. Any actual live people reading this are responsible for staying here after so many years since it was sold out.

>> No.10329426

I wish I could pig out like this in public

>> No.10329437


I don't mind metal plate and utensils (kek), but I've always hated drinking from those stupid cups. Makes the water taste like lead poisoning.

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I would fuck her until she straightens up. Damn! Love me some spasming bitches

>> No.10329467

Wood plate, bow, and utensils master race

>> No.10329486

I think this pissed me off worse than any webm

>> No.10329492


>> No.10329527

it's just not same without sound


>> No.10329542

this is make-up contouring of the culinary world. Why is 90% of the effort in cooking is spent on plating? You know you can make a compelling and simple plate without going Picasso.

>> No.10329565

No, it's more like my 10,000th. Typically it's 25% actually good food, 25% Tasty/Delish pleb recipes, and 50% Jackposting/other comedy. This thread is just disgusting Third World bullshit and makes me hate being alive.

>> No.10329566


Yeah, that was much worse with the sound.

>> No.10329633

As someone who once tried to be the 16bmi hottie bitch i don't get how anyone is supposed to belive that they would actually eat that. That shit is so caldense that it breaks even non-thinspo fuckers diets, even if they don't eat anything else on that day. Last time i had fastfood it hit 300%+ of my daily maximum sodium intake, and about 16 times of my usual one.

>> No.10329655

trips of truth

>> No.10329707

the fish or the guy?

>> No.10329724

fuck I hate asians they all need to be genocided

>> No.10329752

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.10329770

I know he wants to make cheap crap food look good and like haute cuisine, but it all looks horrible in the end.

>> No.10329774
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Most likely used in the making of processed products such as pic related

>> No.10329789

i thought those things could take car tires and mattresses in one go

>> No.10329794

How does it feel being stupid?

>> No.10329805

Is this for real?

>> No.10329812

are there any non movie captive bolt pistol webms

>> No.10329819

>hey bro can i have some salt?
>nah man, internet is down

>> No.10329828

at first glance i thought it was salt coating like chinese 3 layer pork

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>> No.10329850

These are so wasteful.
I made them myself for a dinner party with friends and they are really an eye-catcher, but it's just too mach chocolate for anyone to eat.
You just throw it away at the end.

>> No.10329890

>too mach chocolate
>it's thin as hell
Are you leprechauns?

>> No.10329896

Love how he unloaded those two nigglets.

>> No.10329901

God damn! I would break my dick off in that ass!

>> No.10329910

>folded over twenty thousand times
>STILL needs 20 minutes and five different blades to cut a mesely fish in half
my butter knife cuts shit better than the product of these so called "master sword smiths"

>> No.10329912

The New Zoo Review is not how I remember it.

>> No.10329928

i want to fucking kill myself

>> No.10329933

H̵̭̟͈̟͓̽̒͂ǫ̷̎̾͂̊̈́̀̈́̕w̵̢͕̟̐̆́ ̷̢̥͓̫̗̃̈̚d̶̨̛̘̞̳̜͕̺̀̌̒o̸̡̙̼͓̥͚͙͍͓̓̽̓̓̚e̶̬̿s̴̗̽ ̶̺͋̓͒͗̎͌ḩ̶̩̗̝̤͓̞̺̮̓̆̃̕e̸̛͙̘͕̘̩̋̾͑̊͐͆̚ ̸͈̏̀̊͌͒̑̚g̷̡̘̯͐͛̐͆ę̷͕̬̬͚̖̤̈́͘͜ť̶̬̺͙̻̱͂͊̀̃͐͘͠ ̶͚͔͇͋͐̇͛̀̂͜o̵̥̭̊͊́͒͠ù̶͙̿͝t̸̤͍̟͍̩̓̑͑̀͊̚̚ ̸̩̳̥̤̀̆̈̉̍̿͑͊͘͝o̸̠̤̰͐́̑̿́͐͠f̶̹͍̂̉̊̆̉ͅ ̵͇̗͔̓ͅt̵̨̡͉̼͖̝̗̬͋͋̑̈́́͋̍͠ḥ̷̰͖̻͔̦̩̃̓͜e̴͕̠̭̳͓͎̮̦̒ȓ̴͍̳̬̥̥̖̮̰̮̎̎e̸͓͗̿́͗̈́̕ ̶̨̡̡̥̰̹̱̰́́͊͠w̸͔̰͓̰̫̜̺̋͜i̶̺͙͇͓͕̗̤͋̀̌͋̈́̎̂͋͘͝ţ̵̧͎͈̤̗̒̌͑̒͆̆̆̏̿͝ḣ̸̢̘̖̽́̑̂̊̌̒͘ͅo̴̧̘̪͎̙̺͈͍̪͗̀̽u̸̧̨͍̳̝͍̖̙̫͒͛͂̇̈͗̕͝t̸̡̨͕͖̦͓̦̪̜͚͂̿̀̏͝͝ ̵͙̱̳͈̱̭̘̄̉̈́̌͆͆͆̀̚b̶̡̨̝̹̪͎͖̯̕͜͜r̶͈̰̜͂e̷̫̰̫̻̠̬̒͆̍̍͘͘͝ȁ̷̢͎̯̥̹͖̦̭̽͐̽͝k̵͇̗͈̭̜̭̘͋̔͋͐͗͘ͅì̶̻̣͔̗͈̟ṅ̶̫̹͎̠͕̦̜̝̞̎̾̏́̊̀̍̊̎g̶̨̦̰̝̏̋̕͠ ̷̧̬̗̳̔̓t̷̨͖̹̯̥̜̙͍̺̍ͅh̴̢̖͇̗͐͌̔͊̔̈́̃̐͠e̶̛̻͈͗͐̏͆̎̄̆ ̸̢̢͎͙̪͎̿̑̐͌̽ė̶͚̦͇̱̽̈́̊ģ̷̛̭̝͉̪̒͌͑͛̀͐͝͠ǵ̷͖̼͍̽͊̓͋͋ͅș̴̛͙̜̣̜̳̽̓̐͐͗̐̚?̸̮̹͗́͑̈́̈́̒̚̕͘

>> No.10329937

Nobody finds your stupid reddit-tier filename funny and we're not going to use it no matter how many times you cry about it when someone else posts the webm.

>> No.10329938


What's the point of a condom if you're just going to throw it away after use?

>> No.10329946

How does the stall get out of the eggs without breaking he?

>> No.10329962

>74 cents for an airport burger
Fucking impossible.

>> No.10329975

My sides.
1000 keks.

>> No.10329981

This movie is old.

>> No.10329994

There is an old Chinese saying that goes something like "The Chinese will eat anything with 4 legs except for the kitchen table."
They seem to be aware that they eat literally anything.

>> No.10329996

I think they need to focus more on it's aesthetics as a centerpiece rather than it's ability to be a wireless light-up salt shaker

>> No.10329999

I thought for sure this was gonna be the one with the dog head soup and baby with skin disorder.

>> No.10330001

>people eating
more like hipsters eating

>> No.10330004

>takoyaki looks tasty as fuck
>cephalopods are too cool to eat
>easily find cows and pigs adorable while slamming a Baconator

>> No.10330005

>doesn't post OC
Imagine my surprise

>> No.10330009

>orange soda syrup

>> No.10330013

Fucking lame-ass dishes, this spread sucks dick.

>> No.10330017


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>> No.10330033

Looks like vomit or bad diarrhea.

>> No.10330040

>has emissions that look like tasty food
Go see a doctor.

>> No.10330066

they should be really fake-looking plastic flowers in the first plate tbqh

>> No.10330068
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would love to see this with a human instead of a bear

>> No.10330082

Couldn't imagine the trouble he has leaving the fort with all those eggs there

>> No.10330083

italian ravers are pretty intense

>> No.10330092

oh god, why is he eating butter?

>> No.10330099

yeah, because I want oil or grease on my smartphone

>> No.10330100

You must be Indian.

>> No.10330107

i'd like to get one of these but fill it up with blow instead

>> No.10330108

nigga, my mom would hit me with a iron bar if she saw me eating like this

>> No.10330121


Oh no the poor squidies T_T

>Vegan btw

>> No.10330137

World record. He has like 20 of them.

>> No.10330138

Typical American meal.

>> No.10330165

it's not about saving squid. it's about not torturing animals just because you can. you can tell a lot about someone by the way they treat animals. not a vegan btw

>> No.10330168

Sad steak, sad bread, sad cheese.

>> No.10330173

That's a joke webm right?

>> No.10330174

And what exactly do you think sodium does?
I hope getting pretty worked out for you because nobody will want you for your brain.

>> No.10330177
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It is not. Indians are probably the most unhygienic people on the planet.

>> No.10330183

It looks like curry, you flyover fuck.

>> No.10330186

I've sworn off cephalopods after researching them a bit. Same with pigs. Smart creatures. Chickens are fair game tho

>> No.10330187


>> No.10330198

Jesus Christ, tuck your fucking fingertips in or wear a chainmail glove or something.

>> No.10330209

It looks fucking delicious.

>> No.10330219

I'm replying to this old post just in hopes that you see it and know how fucking gay it was. holy shit back to lebbit with that one, unironically.

>> No.10330220
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>> No.10330225

See >>10328622
If you do it right, it's almost as good as a shotgun to the head: about as humane as you can get.

>> No.10330239

You might need some grass to take the edge off.

>> No.10330247

You can't really criticise that webm; it's clearly aimed at six-year-olds.

>> No.10330255

I'm always surprised how much some people buy into this double-zero bullshit.

Protip: breasts are desirable.

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>> No.10330269

It's fake kebab meat for those supermarket "kebab" sandwishes.

>> No.10330276

>all that flame touching the meat
because factory job doesn't kill you prematurely enough

>> No.10330284

Definitely Rick Stein from the subtitles

>> No.10330287

that's food?

>> No.10330289


I bet this chick is a total whore in real life. Once you get internet famous you have thousands of guys orbiting you trying to get laid.

>> No.10330305
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Brazilians never stop to amaze me with their pizzas

>> No.10330309

whats that from?

>> No.10330316

Watching the video gave me diabeetus.

>> No.10330353

that orange soda syrup fucking ruined it desu

>> No.10330354

after a really shitty day, you made me laugh. thanks for that.

>> No.10330356 [DELETED] 

We'll never have a white America ever again.

Thanks, Kennedy.

>> No.10330363

Look at the meat and tell me what it looks like.

>> No.10330364

What movie is this?

>> No.10330365

dem bun bois are delicious and only about 1 yuan each (6 yuan to a dollar in china) so for a dollar you get half a dozen booty buns


>> No.10330370

>For a dollar you get a bunch of steamed shitty flour
What a deal!

>> No.10330378

>mayo on a cheesesteak

>> No.10330385

bruh there's stuff inside em

>> No.10330390

Problem Child 2

>> No.10330392

Couldn't you google "tom hanks burger king"?

>> No.10330395

The Terminal

actually not a bad movie from the early 00s, Spielberg directed it

>> No.10330416

Love this channel

>> No.10330422

It's called pride, faggot.

>> No.10330436


Catherine Zeta Jones' character was a total whore.

>> No.10330445

>Not "Cooking is so fun, cooking is so fun, now it's time to take a break and see what we have done."
A rare case of the dub being better than the sub.

>> No.10330459

I heard a similar saying from a Rick Stein video. Something like "If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies, and has its back to the heaven, it can be eaten." The people of SEA have gone through so many famines that they can't really be picky.

>> No.10330464

I decided to rewatch Azumanga recently, after not having seen it since I was around 14, and was shocked at how bad both the English dub and the original Japanese voices were. Turns out Azuma was right, the anime did butcher the series.

>> No.10330493

I don't watch anime, but I believe you chaps have a treasured meme that goes something along the lines of 'anime was a mistake'.

>> No.10330508

This was the early 00's, the golden age of anime in the west.

>> No.10330518

So anime wasn't a mistake?

Bear in mind I don't know anything about the topic, so I assumed the statement referred to all anime.

>> No.10330523

based egg poster

>> No.10330525

Is there pipes under the sand?

>> No.10330549

At the time, no. Anime only became a mistake recently after the moeshit, idolshit, and light novel adaptations really took off.

Imagine a time when you could watch Cardcaptors and Escaflowne on WB on saturday mornings and DBZ and Hamtaro were on TV after school alongside Totally Spies and Code Lyoko.

>> No.10330566

Tell you what, I might not know anything about anime, but I fucking loved Hamtaro.

>> No.10330588


>> No.10330593

To be honest, there's no real reason to be panicking over a fire that big. Don't get me wrong, he's a retard for just standing there, but panicking solves nothing. Cover the pot with a lid or a plate and take it off the burner.

>> No.10330606

yeah what the hell is that about you can almost always tell it's him, he's so distinctive and I can't even put my finger on why

>> No.10330637

It's a fake dough for training purposes

>> No.10330647

well thank god they invented this machine

>> No.10330650

games awful but damn the food looked good

>> No.10330686


>> No.10330722

nightmare fuel

>> No.10330724

yes, just very drunk

>> No.10330758

>suckling ducks
Ducks are birds. They don't suckle.

>> No.10330772

fucking lost it

>> No.10330774

That was my exact face when I was watching that

>> No.10330790
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>needs six stabs to kill it

>> No.10330901

Low to high-mid three digit views on your videos is not quite internet famous anon. But it actually seems like you have not even watched single one of them.

>> No.10330939

>tfw avoid squid webms
>hear this guy fucked it up
>think he probably had to stab it a second time
>see this post
Fuck me, revoke his license.

>> No.10330940

Are you kidding? I knew a girl who'd post her Skype on 4chan and get offers of plane tickets and money to fuck guys around the country.

>> No.10330981

So thats how they make it huh

>> No.10330985

Your autistic side is showing anon.

>> No.10331041

The Kraft singles made me lose it

>> No.10331042

this man loves life

>> No.10331060

but does he love himself?

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>> No.10331093

Today you won't find a single fast food restaurant that would serve you a burger with a bull's heart tomato.

>> No.10331102


>> No.10331117

I'm so hungry. Why did I start my cut?

>> No.10331124

>This kills the cuttlefish

>> No.10331144

he also loves youtube views because it's staged, numb nuts

>> No.10331166

NOTHING about this is appealing.

>> No.10331170

I want that crust so bad

>> No.10331211

A "practice pizza" of sorts

>> No.10331216

this is a practice dough made out of rubber by the way

>> No.10331223


>Google this
>It's real

Holy shit you can buy a fake pizza dough for athletic training.

>> No.10331224

I want to fuck her so bad

What's her YouTube channel called?

>> No.10331235

does she have some kind of disability?

>> No.10331277

being a woman is not a disability imo

>> No.10331306

He's American

>> No.10331369
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do americans really do this

>> No.10331415

Why did I feel a very mild amount of getting turned on by this?

>> No.10331430
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>> No.10331434


I wasn't sure what to expect but I audibly kekked when they cut to that low angle of salt man.

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>> No.10331445

No, that one in particular is just retarded.

>> No.10331446

I got so fucking triggered at the end when he took out the tomato juice.

>> No.10331450

>audibly kekked
Wouldn't that just be kek?

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>> No.10331460

Was it tomato or clamato? Having seen enough of these I think it's safe to say that these people do not have properly functioning taste buds.

>> No.10331479


No, a kek is just a word on the internet. An audible kek is something that reminds the person in the next room that you're still alive.

>> No.10331492

>ywn work at the juice factory
mixed emotions on this one

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>> No.10331528
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>> No.10331554


Why is latin fast food so disgusting?

>> No.10331580
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What are you on about m8 this is quintessential Mexican/South American cuisine

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>> No.10331619

murrican """""cuisine"""""

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>> No.10331838

>discover elote as kid
>can still hear the Mexican woman's voice when you as an english-speaker order
>take out corn
>spread mayo
>roll in cheese
>sprinkle paprika
>drizzle butter
I remember when she upgraded to $1.50 if you wanted her to cut the corn off the corn and cup it, but I had changed my diet at that point.

>> No.10331849

That was butter, you can see it melted into the bread when he cuts it.


>> No.10331878

Source is in the webm

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>> No.10331944

t. Jealous fatty

>> No.10331995

Cooking with Cerebral Palsy.

That should answer your question, too.

>> No.10332074
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And now my teeth hurts. Thank you anon.


>> No.10332150


>> No.10332396

its not that hard stupid bitch

>> No.10332778
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I bet that knife is razor fucking sharp. I want a blade like this.

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