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God, it's like meat particle board.
>>10327930How do the eggs get out of him?
>>10327930How does the stall get out of the eggs?
>>10327930he looks so sad desu ;_;
>>10327930How do the eggs get out without eating him?
>>10327930>wrong filenameyou had one job and you fucked it up
>>10327930When he closes up shop at the end of the day does he disassemble his fortress?
>>10327930When this man terminates his service to the public, what necessary preparations must he have made, or careful maneuvers must he perform, in order to avoid damaging his perishable assets?
>>10328083When this man terminates his service to the public, what necessary preparations must he have made, or careful maneuvers must he perform, in order to avoid damaging his perishable assets as he exits the premises and makes way towards his domicile?
>>10327930If we take into consideration the fact that he is surrounded by a wall of eggs and there is a need to go outisde of said wall... how in the world does he accomplish moving from his cooking station outside into the same location of his customers without disrupting any and all chicken eggs and breaking them in the process?
>>10327930How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?
>>10327930When this man terminates his service to the public, what necessary preparations must he have made, or careful maneuvers must he perform, in order to avoid damaging his perishable assets as he exits the premises and makes way towards his domicile?
haha le epic how get out egg manYou people are ruining these threads
>>10328098Sucks them back up his ass like a vacuum.
oh boy another 280 reply thread with the same 30 webms posted like last timefuck all of you
>>10328122I would rather eat just about anything other than that
>>10328161you spend too much time here
>>10327930EGG MAN GO HOW
>>10327930how does he get out without shooting every god damn nigger he sees?
>>10328214lots of unnecessary reversing
>>10328235Not really, if it detects too much resistance it will reverse to avoid causing damage.
>>10328122>stop ruining the threads guys>posts epic le maymay gourmet junk food>wala
>>10328161you need to take a break from here anon.
>>10328214This is how I want to die.
>>10328122thank god you posted true culinary art
>>10328214>YEEEARGH>fuckin' machine can't handle me in one go eh?>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH>That all you got mate? >YAAAAAAAAAAAA>I...I'd think about getting a refund for this contraption>OH GOD WHY>Go on, finish me off why don't ya, cunt>I said, finish me of~*
>>10328097 he turns the fuck around and walks out the fucking back door
>>10328265What's the point of a crust if you're just going to cut it all off?
>>10327913what is this called? meat shivers?
>>10328287How do I become a pastry chef?
>>10328276they're put together on the bread, but I think it's difficult to cut super thin slices of meat WITH crust
>>10328310Are we posting buns?
>>10327930cool webm, very interesting setup, though I do have one question...
>>10328298Go to a culinary school?
>>10328161go outside for awhile bro
>>10328343Carcinogens are the only flavoring I need for my steak.
>>10328014He's trapped by all the eggs. Every time you watch this gif he's one egg closer to seeing his family again.
>>10328358given how idiotically he reacted, I'm surprised his house didnt burn down
>>10328387I love how he's so nonchalant about what's happening in front of him, his sense of urgency is almost non-existent.
>>10328336yes, what is it?
>>10328358NO NEED TO PANIC
>>10327913What happens to the meat after the machine cooks it?? wtf I have to know!
>>10328295that's just gyros meat..
>>10328265What is this from?
>>10328407>scrimping for every cent>tells her to keep the changewhat a retard
>>10328456do you think the pigs enjoy their sauna?
>>10328458I bet he's really good with nunchucks
>>10328464Very much so
>>10328471the fucking 3 random peppers at the end my sides. shut them down
>>10328239>too much resistanceit's a fucking gummy bear. A shredding machine like that is supposed to tear a jelly like substance like a breeze
>>10328375That thing doesn't taste that great but the texture is awesome. Had no idea how it was made, thanks for posting this
>>10328523I actually like the taste. It's not too sweet and sometimes they make it with cardamom
>>10328584I've watched all the dumb factory farming vegan documentaries without changing my mind on virtually anything, but seeing that cuttlefish being lobotomized and turning into a fucking ghost was disconcerting.
>>10328607If he got the first strike correctly it would have been an instantaneous and painless death. The fella goof'd a bit unfortunately. Poor cuttle fish.
>>10328303What the fuck is this?I used to do shit like that when I was like 11, but somehow this looks like the mans being serious.
>>10328642its a joke. its supposed to be funny that he's using gourmet plating techniques to low class food but the end result looks awful so it sort of falls flat
>>10328247Please make sure it gets recorded, I'd like to see that.
>>10328480Do asians really make it a thing to eat the most disgusting things as humanly possible?
>>10328318See, I don't get whats Illegal or even wrong.That's the type of resourcefulness that breeds millionaires
>>10328667It's not illegal, when she tries to arrest him he shows he has all of his licenses and paperwork.
>>10328665i was excited for a minutes I like learning about table manners of other countries but this was deliberately disgusting
>>10328646THIS WHAT I THINK OF YOU FIRTHY GAIJEN
>>10328667Well it looks quite unsanitary to me. At every step of the process in fact.
>>10328677Not very familiar with Indians are you?
>>10328699Aside from the sugar that doesn't look too bad, despite being a bit bland.
>>10328303>That'll be $39.99 plus tip.
>>10327930bet he breaks eggs like a fighter jet
>>10327930OK, for once I am glad somebody posted this webm, because I have an important question:Notice when he cracks the egg into the cup he doesn't seem to wipe his hands anywhere before handling his equipment. Any time I crack an egg into, say, a pan, I'll crack it on the side or against another egg then use my thumbs to pry it apart. Usually this gets egg white on the tips of my thumbs and I have to wash my hands before continuing. Is there some way to crack an egg while also avoiding this conundrum? Like, some specific way or place to hold it so I don't get egg white on my fingers?
>>10328663Oh god I wish that was me
>>10328244>expect something gross>just shows you how to make cheap cheesesteakSaved.
>>10328744Hold the eggs by the ends instead of the middle you goofball.
>>10328646a pig for the tourist pig
>>10327930This impresses you?
>>10328744He cracks all those eggs every single day before being allowed to go home. With repetition anyone would get good at it.
>>10328769>people eatingmore like hipsters eating
>>10328744crack it with one hand. sometimes you'll still get whites doe
>>10328785Hello! You seem to have made a mistake in your post. You have responded to the above post with the same words that you did the last time. You likely think that you are making a "meme" but instead are just being unoriginal and cluttering the thread. When responding to a post it is always best to try to be unique and to contribute something useful to the conversation.Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my part to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>10327930How does he sell out without leaving all the eggs?
>>10328796Shut the fuck up, faggot
>>10328214This needs to be dubbed with the screams of the robot chicken gummy bear.
>>10328824If only the board allowed sound.
>>10328839>every webum thread ever spammed with jackNah, we don't need sound in these parts.
>>10328677Why do you think people dislike pajeets?
>>10328677what the fuck were you expecting? these kind of people shit freely on the streets. now imagine that guys hand covered in poop while he eats like that
>>10328375>all that hand touching >indiansProbably tastes like shit
>>10328478>peppersThose are olives you absolute dick of a brain
>>10328667>>10328674He hasn't paid taxes tho
>>10328858Yeah, they love shitting in the street, too. Any time someone installs a public toilet, they'll just burn it down. They hate them. Ask a young Indian girl what she thinks about shitting out in the open, and she'll tell you how much she loves it. It's a great way to get raped. Indian girls love families, and this is the easiest way to start one.
>>10328867I know every place that sold these salt blocks reduced the price by 90% after the first few months of the fad, but with videos like this it's hard to believe that anyone ever fell for it.
>>10328904Did it make the food salty?Was it any tastier than just normal salt?
>>10328925Did you need some salt?
>>10328303>tuna salad deconstructed>crispy chicken burger with corn chips deconstructed> thanksgiving ham dinner deconstructedI can't stop laughing
>>10328242Weeellp just tried this and now I'm in hospital getting my fingertips sewn back on thanks anon
>>10328441is she ok
>>10328458This kills the man.
>>10328984Alright, after watching this to the end I think I'm ready to kill myself now. It's been fun cooking and shitposting with all of you, peace out.
WHAT A FUN THREA GUYS!!! ITS THE SAME WEBMS POSTED EVERY DAY I LOVE SEEING THE SAME ONES ALL THE TIME HEHEHEHEHE xD
>>10328984This webm gave me super syphillis
>>10328407If he was smart all he would need to do is contact some local current affairs puff piece station and explain his circumstances and the media would destroy the airport.
>>10328652Never had octopus before? It's pretty tasty.
>>10328607*drives to BURGER KING® everyday*
>>10328769I've never really enjoyed the taste of those Greek eggrolls.
post the webm of the japanese girl eating the kfc
>>10328867>you're making a video demonstrating cooking on a salt block>presumably trying to show the benefits of doing so>you flip your steak and find that it looks more microwaved than seared>instead of ceasing filming and killing yourself, you keep the cameras rolling and publish the finished product to the internet
>>10329029Just google it, retard. The only thing worse than having the same webums spammed every single day is people like you actually requesting shit that's spammed every single day.
>>10328960Is this a Juicero parody or something lol
>>10328984Those look good but what do I do with the leftover gallon of batter?
>>10328458>rolls it across his sweaty body and I'm pretty sure lets it touch the floor a few timesThat'll be $39.99 + tip
>>10328646>THAT BE 300 DORRA YOU PAY NOW
>enter thread, expecting to see delectable webms of scrumptious, elegant food prepared and served in the finest Western culinary traditions>it's all gooks roasting cockroaches, dogs, and bizarre sea mutants that not even other bizarre sea mutants will eat>or shitskins whipping up slime, diarrhea and scurvy with a light dusting of botulismI can't fucking wait to be dead.
>>10328984When it said Adult Supervision, I expected it to turn to porn.When I saw Party Horse's name at the end, I'm downright shocked and disappointed.
>>10328769>picnic in park>urge to shit after eating>no toilet around
>>10329112Is this your first /ck/ webm thread? Every single one is the same. >OP finds a new webm>decides it's worth creating an entire thread just to show the new webm>proceeded by 300 shitposts>repeat in 3 days
>>10329253>There actually is a toilet around>Nastiest fucking latrine you've ever seen
>>10329046>parodyregretfully, it is a real product
>>10329316>sneaking in those jack clipsi see what you did there, you cheeky fucker
>>10329316Sorry I realized I accidentally posted one that's somewhat new/unspammed and not in line with the norm. Let me get back on track.
>>10328303the sugar free red bull hahah master stroke
>>10328505anon can't understand compression and elasticity.
There is a concerted effort to destroy anything positive this site could have. Any actual live people reading this are responsible for staying here after so many years since it was sold out.
>>10328665I wish I could pig out like this in public
>>10328665I don't mind metal plate and utensils (kek), but I've always hated drinking from those stupid cups. Makes the water taste like lead poisoning.
>>10328287I would fuck her until she straightens up. Damn! Love me some spasming bitches
>>10329437Wood plate, bow, and utensils master race
>>10328415I think this pissed me off worse than any webm
>>10328151it's just not same without soundhttps://streamable.com/qqyfu
>>10328303this is make-up contouring of the culinary world. Why is 90% of the effort in cooking is spent on plating? You know you can make a compelling and simple plate without going Picasso.
>>10329295No, it's more like my 10,000th. Typically it's 25% actually good food, 25% Tasty/Delish pleb recipes, and 50% Jackposting/other comedy. This thread is just disgusting Third World bullshit and makes me hate being alive.
>>10329527Yeah, that was much worse with the sound.
>>10329302As someone who once tried to be the 16bmi hottie bitch i don't get how anyone is supposed to belive that they would actually eat that. That shit is so caldense that it breaks even non-thinspo fuckers diets, even if they don't eat anything else on that day. Last time i had fastfood it hit 300%+ of my daily maximum sodium intake, and about 16 times of my usual one.
>>10329000trips of truth
>>10328748the fish or the guy?
>>10328584fuck I hate asians they all need to be genocided
>>10328708What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>10328303I know he wants to make cheap crap food look good and like haute cuisine, but it all looks horrible in the end.
>>10328431Most likely used in the making of processed products such as pic related
>>10328239i thought those things could take car tires and mattresses in one go
>>10329789How does it feel being stupid?
>>10328960Is this for real?
>>10328607are there any non movie captive bolt pistol webms
>>10328960>hey bro can i have some salt?>nah man, internet is down
>>10328276at first glance i thought it was salt coating like chinese 3 layer pork
>>10329338These are so wasteful. I made them myself for a dinner party with friends and they are really an eye-catcher, but it's just too mach chocolate for anyone to eat. You just throw it away at the end.
>>10329850>too mach chocolate>it's thin as hellAre you leprechauns?
>>10328407Love how he unloaded those two nigglets.
>>10328441God damn! I would break my dick off in that ass!
>>10328663>folded over twenty thousand times>STILL needs 20 minutes and five different blades to cut a mesely fish in halfmy butter knife cuts shit better than the product of these so called "master sword smiths"
>>10328151The New Zoo Review is not how I remember it.
>>10328960i want to fucking kill myself
>>10327930H̵̭̟͈̟͓̽̒͂ǫ̷̎̾͂̊̈́̀̈́̕w̵̢͕̟̐̆́ ̷̢̥͓̫̗̃̈̚d̶̨̛̘̞̳̜͕̺̀̌̒o̸̡̙̼͓̥͚͙͍͓̓̽̓̓̚e̶̬̿s̴̗̽ ̶̺͋̓͒͗̎͌ḩ̶̩̗̝̤͓̞̺̮̓̆̃̕e̸̛͙̘͕̘̩̋̾͑̊͐͆̚ ̸͈̏̀̊͌͒̑̚g̷̡̘̯͐͛̐͆ę̷͕̬̬͚̖̤̈́͘͜ť̶̬̺͙̻̱͂͊̀̃͐͘͠ ̶͚͔͇͋͐̇͛̀̂͜o̵̥̭̊͊́͒͠ù̶͙̿͝t̸̤͍̟͍̩̓̑͑̀͊̚̚ ̸̩̳̥̤̀̆̈̉̍̿͑͊͘͝o̸̠̤̰͐́̑̿́͐͠f̶̹͍̂̉̊̆̉ͅ ̵͇̗͔̓ͅt̵̨̡͉̼͖̝̗̬͋͋̑̈́́͋̍͠ḥ̷̰͖̻͔̦̩̃̓͜e̴͕̠̭̳͓͎̮̦̒ȓ̴͍̳̬̥̥̖̮̰̮̎̎e̸͓͗̿́͗̈́̕ ̶̨̡̡̥̰̹̱̰́́͊͠w̸͔̰͓̰̫̜̺̋͜i̶̺͙͇͓͕̗̤͋̀̌͋̈́̎̂͋͘͝ţ̵̧͎͈̤̗̒̌͑̒͆̆̆̏̿͝ḣ̸̢̘̖̽́̑̂̊̌̒͘ͅo̴̧̘̪͎̙̺͈͍̪͗̀̽u̸̧̨͍̳̝͍̖̙̫͒͛͂̇̈͗̕͝t̸̡̨͕͖̦͓̦̪̜͚͂̿̀̏͝͝ ̵͙̱̳͈̱̭̘̄̉̈́̌͆͆͆̀̚b̶̡̨̝̹̪͎͖̯̕͜͜r̶͈̰̜͂e̷̫̰̫̻̠̬̒͆̍̍͘͘͝ȁ̷̢͎̯̥̹͖̦̭̽͐̽͝k̵͇̗͈̭̜̭̘͋̔͋͐͗͘ͅì̶̻̣͔̗͈̟ṅ̶̫̹͎̠͕̦̜̝̞̎̾̏́̊̀̍̊̎g̶̨̦̰̝̏̋̕͠ ̷̧̬̗̳̔̓t̷̨͖̹̯̥̜̙͍̺̍ͅh̴̢̖͇̗͐͌̔͊̔̈́̃̐͠e̶̛̻͈͗͐̏͆̎̄̆ ̸̢̢͎͙̪͎̿̑̐͌̽ė̶͚̦͇̱̽̈́̊ģ̷̛̭̝͉̪̒͌͑͛̀͐͝͠ǵ̷͖̼͍̽͊̓͋͋ͅș̴̛͙̜̣̜̳̽̓̐͐͗̐̚?̸̴̮̹̰̮̹̤͈̰̝͗́͑̈́̈́̒͊̚̕͘̚͠
>>10328048Nobody finds your stupid reddit-tier filename funny and we're not going to use it no matter how many times you cry about it when someone else posts the webm.
>>10328276What's the point of a condom if you're just going to throw it away after use?
>>10327930How does the stall get out of the eggs without breaking he?
>>10328407>74 cents for an airport burgerFucking impossible.
>>10329819My sides.1000 keks.
>>10329962This movie is old.
>>10328652There is an old Chinese saying that goes something like "The Chinese will eat anything with 4 legs except for the kitchen table."They seem to be aware that they eat literally anything.
>>10328960I think they need to focus more on it's aesthetics as a centerpiece rather than it's ability to be a wireless light-up salt shaker
>>10328631I thought for sure this was gonna be the one with the dog head soup and baby with skin disorder.
>>10329016>takoyaki looks tasty as fuck>cephalopods are too cool to eat>easily find cows and pigs adorable while slamming a Baconator
>>10329000>bitches>doesn't post OCImagine my surprise
>>10328122>orange soda syrup>disgusted_latino_valet.jpg
>>10328769>peopleFucking lame-ass dishes, this spread sucks dick.
>>10328316Looks like vomit or bad diarrhea.
>>10330033>has emissions that look like tasty foodGo see a doctor.
>>10328303they should be really fake-looking plastic flowers in the first plate tbqh
>>10328214would love to see this with a human instead of a bear
>>10327930Couldn't imagine the trouble he has leaving the fort with all those eggs there
>>10328458italian ravers are pretty intense
>>10328844oh god, why is he eating butter?
>>10328960yeah, because I want oil or grease on my smartphone
>>10330040You must be Indian.
>>10328960i'd like to get one of these but fill it up with blow instead
>>10329253nigga, my mom would hit me with a iron bar if she saw me eating like this
>>10329724>>10328607Oh no the poor squidies T_T>SAVE THE ANIMALS>Vegan btw
>>10330092World record. He has like 20 of them.
>>10330092Typical American meal.
>>10330121it's not about saving squid. it's about not torturing animals just because you can. you can tell a lot about someone by the way they treat animals. not a vegan btw
>>10328244Sad steak, sad bread, sad cheese.
>>10328665That's a joke webm right?
>>10329633And what exactly do you think sodium does?I hope getting pretty worked out for you because nobody will want you for your brain.
>>10330173It is not. Indians are probably the most unhygienic people on the planet.
>>10330033It looks like curry, you flyover fuck.
>>10330121I've sworn off cephalopods after researching them a bit. Same with pigs. Smart creatures. Chickens are fair game tho
>>10328242Jesus Christ, tuck your fucking fingertips in or wear a chainmail glove or something.
>>10330033It looks fucking delicious.
>>10328267I'm replying to this old post just in hopes that you see it and know how fucking gay it was. holy shit back to lebbit with that one, unironically.
>>10328584>>10328607See >>10328622If you do it right, it's almost as good as a shotgun to the head: about as humane as you can get.
>>10330107You might need some grass to take the edge off.
>>10328984You can't really criticise that webm; it's clearly aimed at six-year-olds.
>>10329633I'm always surprised how much some people buy into this double-zero bullshit.Protip: breasts are desirable.
>>10328295It's fake kebab meat for those supermarket "kebab" sandwishes.
>>10328343>all that flame touching the meatbecause factory job doesn't kill you prematurely enough
>>10328316Definitely Rick Stein from the subtitles
>>10328287I bet this chick is a total whore in real life. Once you get internet famous you have thousands of guys orbiting you trying to get laid.
>>10328469Brazilians never stop to amaze me with their pizzas
>>10329527>https://streamable.com/qqyfuwhats that from?
>>10328122Watching the video gave me diabeetus.
>>10328122that orange soda syrup fucking ruined it desu
>>10329112after a really shitty day, you made me laugh. thanks for that.
>>10328368We'll never have a white America ever again.Thanks, Kennedy.
>>10328368Look at the meat and tell me what it looks like.
>>10328407What movie is this?
>>10328310dem bun bois are delicious and only about 1 yuan each (6 yuan to a dollar in china) so for a dollar you get half a dozen booty buns>tasty
>>10330365>For a dollar you get a bunch of steamed shitty flourWhat a deal!
>>10328244>mayo on a cheesesteakDisgusting.
>>10330370bruh there's stuff inside em
>>10330364Problem Child 2
>>10330364Couldn't you google "tom hanks burger king"?
>>10330364The Terminalactually not a bad movie from the early 00s, Spielberg directed it
>>10328244Love this channel
>>10328455It's called pride, faggot.
>>10330395Catherine Zeta Jones' character was a total whore.
>>10328631>Not "Cooking is so fun, cooking is so fun, now it's time to take a break and see what we have done."A rare case of the dub being better than the sub.
>>10329994I heard a similar saying from a Rick Stein video. Something like "If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies, and has its back to the heaven, it can be eaten." The people of SEA have gone through so many famines that they can't really be picky.
>>10330445I decided to rewatch Azumanga recently, after not having seen it since I was around 14, and was shocked at how bad both the English dub and the original Japanese voices were. Turns out Azuma was right, the anime did butcher the series.
>>10330464I don't watch anime, but I believe you chaps have a treasured meme that goes something along the lines of 'anime was a mistake'.
>>10330493This was the early 00's, the golden age of anime in the west.
>>10330508So anime wasn't a mistake?Bear in mind I don't know anything about the topic, so I assumed the statement referred to all anime.
>>10327930based egg poster
>>10327930Is there pipes under the sand?
>>10330518At the time, no. Anime only became a mistake recently after the moeshit, idolshit, and light novel adaptations really took off.Imagine a time when you could watch Cardcaptors and Escaflowne on WB on saturday mornings and DBZ and Hamtaro were on TV after school alongside Totally Spies and Code Lyoko.
>>10330549Tell you what, I might not know anything about anime, but I fucking loved Hamtaro.
>>10328358To be honest, there's no real reason to be panicking over a fire that big. Don't get me wrong, he's a retard for just standing there, but panicking solves nothing. Cover the pot with a lid or a plate and take it off the burner.
>>10330284yeah what the hell is that about you can almost always tell it's him, he's so distinctive and I can't even put my finger on why
>>10329080It's a fake dough for training purposes
>>10328214well thank god they invented this machine
>>10329849games awful but damn the food looked good
>>10328969yes, just very drunk
>>10328337>suckling ducksDucks are birds. They don't suckle.
>>10329332>filenamefucking lost it
>>10330220That was my exact face when I was watching that
>>10328584>needs six stabs to kill it
>>10330289Low to high-mid three digit views on your videos is not quite internet famous anon. But it actually seems like you have not even watched single one of them.
>>10330790>tfw avoid squid webms>hear this guy fucked it up>think he probably had to stab it a second time>see this postFuck me, revoke his license.
>>10330901Are you kidding? I knew a girl who'd post her Skype on 4chan and get offers of plane tickets and money to fuck guys around the country.
>>10328375So thats how they make it huh
>>10330940Your autistic side is showing anon.
>>10328244The Kraft singles made me lose it
>>10329253this man loves life
>>10331042but does he love himself?
>>10328368Today you won't find a single fast food restaurant that would serve you a burger with a bull's heart tomato.
>>10328984NI SHELLS NO SHELLS NO SHELLS NO SHELLS NO SHELLS
>>10329849I'm so hungry. Why did I start my cut?
>>10328584>This kills the cuttlefish
>>10331042he also loves youtube views because it's staged, numb nuts
>>10328122NOTHING about this is appealing.
>>10328265I want that crust so bad
>>10330637>>10329080A "practice pizza" of sorts
>>10328458this is a practice dough made out of rubber by the way
>>10331211>>10331216>Google this>It's realHoly shit you can buy a fake pizza dough for athletic training.
>>10328441I want to fuck her so badWhat's her YouTube channel called?
>>10328441does she have some kind of disability?
>>10331235being a woman is not a disability imo
>>10328415do americans really do this
>>10328480Why did I feel a very mild amount of getting turned on by this?
>>10331430I wasn't sure what to expect but I audibly kekked when they cut to that low angle of salt man.
>>10331369No, that one in particular is just retarded.
>>10329332I got so fucking triggered at the end when he took out the tomato juice.
>>10331434>audibly kekkedWouldn't that just be kek?
>>10331446Was it tomato or clamato? Having seen enough of these I think it's safe to say that these people do not have properly functioning taste buds.
>>10331450No, a kek is just a word on the internet. An audible kek is something that reminds the person in the next room that you're still alive.
>>10331436>ywn work at the juice factorymixed emotions on this one
>>10331436INITIATE JUICE EXTRACTION PROTOCOL
>>10331442>>10331452Why is latin fast food so disgusting?
>>10331554What are you on about m8 this is quintessential Mexican/South American cuisine
>>10331452>discover elote as kid>can still hear the Mexican woman's voice when you as an english-speaker order>"corn?">"everyting?">take out corn>spread mayo>roll in cheese>sprinkle paprika>drizzle butter>$1I remember when she upgraded to $1.50 if you wanted her to cut the corn off the corn and cup it, but I had changed my diet at that point.
>>10330378That was butter, you can see it melted into the bread when he cuts it.>>10330416Link.
>>10331849Source is in the webm
>>10329633t. Jealous fatty
>>10331224Cooking with Cerebral Palsy.>>10331235That should answer your question, too.
>>10328122And now my teeth hurts. Thank you anon.>>10330009Kek.
>>10328984NO SHELLS NO SHELLS YOU FUCKING LITTLE CUNTS I REPEAT IF I SEE ANY SHELLS I'LL BEAT YOUR MOTHER SO HARD SHE'LL LOOK LIKE A CHRISTMAS TURKEY GOT FUCKED BY A JACKHAMMER
>>10328441its not that hard stupid bitch
>>10328337I bet that knife is razor fucking sharp. I want a blade like this.