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How much would you charge for an egg sandwich?

>> No.10326111

>>10326102
$5

>> No.10326126

>>10326102
$5
$2.50 if they help me out of the egg fort later without breaking any of the eggs.

>> No.10326148

A toilet

>> No.10326756

>>10326102
approximately three dollars fifty

>> No.10326768

>>10326102
either 5x the cost or let me play with your boobs for 20 seconds if youre a hot chick.

>> No.10326790

>>10326102
Enough to build a bridge over the eggs

>> No.10326793
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>> No.10326799

>>10326102
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10326802

>>10326102
25$

>> No.10326804

Can he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10326811

>that’ll be 300 dollars gringo!

>> No.10326823

If I reached some godawful bottom at which I found myself selling egg sandwiches, I would just give them out for free until I was stoney broke, reassess my life, and attempt to start over. Just look at that webm. I would no longer trust myself in those shoes.

>> No.10326845

>>10326102
Someone post it. You know the one.
>virginchadeggfortman

>> No.10326849

>>10326102
Pretty sure he'd take two rat pelts.

>> No.10326872

>>10326102
You could fart in there all day and no one would bat an eye

>> No.10326879
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>>10326793
GET UR GAME ON

>> No.10326926

>>10326768
How about a fat man?

>> No.10326938

>>10326799
he turned the fuck around and walked out the fucking back door

>> No.10326962

>>10326799
He lives among eggs, he has long since abandoned his humanity to hone his craft

>> No.10327011

Say the young man wants to leave his fortress of eggs, how does he go about doing so?

>> No.10327014
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10327014

$7.50

>> No.10327021

>>10327014
Whats the red stuff

>> No.10327023

0.75$ im not a jew

>> No.10327042
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new challenger arrives!

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>>10327021
Pepper spread for sandwiches.

>> No.10327065

>>10327014
How does he get his eggs so soggy?

>> No.10327071

I am kinda curious about something. It's been bothering me for a while but might as well ask here since this thread is up and you just posted this webm.

If we take into consideration the fact that he is surrounded by a wall of eggs and there is a need to go outisde of said wall... how in the world does he accomplish moving from his cooking station outside into the same location of his customers without disrupting any and all chicken eggs and breaking them in the process?

>> No.10327075
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>>10327021
looks like sambal oelek

>> No.10327094

>>10327065
Probably by undercooking them in an excessive amount of lukewarm oil.

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>>10327065
By using fried eggs from his yard.

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>>10326102

>> No.10327184

>>10327094
That'd be disgusting

>> No.10327327

>>10327075
other than consistency, is there any difference between this and siracha?

>> No.10327433

>>10326102
>some sheltered upper-middle class tourist mom takes this vid because she is amazed that someone is cooking eggs
Makes me mad every time

>> No.10327449

>>10327107
Nice

>> No.10327463

>>10327433
no, more likely an indian youtuber. there are tons of indian street food youtube channels, you dumb fuck

>> No.10327476

>>10326793
i haven't seen this one before, thank you my friend
he only gets worse

>> No.10327501

>>10327463
Nope

>> No.10327528

>>10327501
you have proof otherwise?

>> No.10327565

>>10327023
>not a jew
you also believe your time is damn near worthless.

>> No.10327577

>>10327327
much less sweet than siracha and more garlic flavor.

>> No.10327606

>>10327433
Lol what

>> No.10327700

>>10327327
>>10327075
this shit blows sriracha out of the fucking water, sriracha is just some shitty spicy ketchup and this shit is the real deal

>> No.10327722

>>10327075
chili garlic sauce is so good
put it on any sandwich

>> No.10327752
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10327752

>>10327075
>>10327021
It's not

>> No.10327879

what are the exact ingredients this guy uses

>2x white bread
>1 egg
>a fuckton of salt
what's the other thing he puts in?

>> No.10327928

>>10327879
looks like he adds onions as well

>> No.10328423

Why is the first guy there? What does he do in that pot?

>> No.10328522

>>10327528
>refute my sourceless claim
Nope

>> No.10328526

>>10328423
He's the one that lays the eggs.

>> No.10328545

>>10326793

what is he eating?

>> No.10328551

I would find the cheapest ingredients I can get hold of, make them look fancy, and sell it for $14 with a side.

>> No.10329688

>>10327106
Goddamn, go to his Instagram and get some new ones already.
Same 3 egg sandwiches the last 2 years.