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10321754 No.10321754 [Reply] [Original]

What do you get when you're at Benihana?

>> No.10321788

>>10321754
egg roll
*rolls egg on grill and laughs*

>> No.10321833

>ordering a filet and lobster at benihana
why do people do this

>> No.10322000
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10322000

>>10321754
tfw she chose the restaurant and you know you're going to be paying $60 for $2.50 worth of food thrown around a grill.

>> No.10322029

I recommend watching the Steve Aoki documentary on Netflix "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead"

His dad started benihanas and it has a lot of stuff about him in the documentary.

>> No.10322233

>>10321833
My gf does ever time :/

>> No.10322270

>>10322000
do Americans really wear their hats indoors?

>> No.10322298

>>10322270
look at the "chef" here
He's not American and is wearing a hat yet you chose to make that stupid comment anyway.

>> No.10322311

>>10321754
I can't remember, I went once and the chef was a nervous white guy. I wanted to see an island gook make me dinner.

>> No.10322326

>>10321754
I take home two of the waitresses and mark one of their arms with a sharpie so I know which one is which.

>> No.10322951

>>10322000
>Camouflage hat
He 100% chose the restaurant and is only upset because they don't serve chicken tenders except on the kids menu. What he doesn't know is that his date also has no taste and would have been fine with Golden Corral since you know she's dating a hick with a camouflage hat

>> No.10322954

>>10322298
>Only white trash is American

>> No.10322986

>>10322954
you are right. get out.

>> No.10323002

>>10322000

>tfw she thinks you're so boring that she chose a restaurant where she can sit and watch a guy cooking because she knows you can't sustain an intelligent conversation

>> No.10323012

>>10321754
Name a more racist and condescending setup than the hibachi
Protip: you can’t

>> No.10323053

>>10323012
trailer trash kitchen

>> No.10323309

>>10322326
hey michael

>> No.10323619

Is the chef really Japanese?
He looks mexican

>> No.10323723

>>10321754
Diarrhea.

>> No.10323739 [DELETED] 

>>10322000
>tfw no roundup ready crop seeds
>i'd rather be on my tractor
>i just want steak and eggs and marlboros
>this girl probably won't even bear me children to help on the farm

>> No.10323751

a show i never wanted

>> No.10323758

I feel like they are at a beach

>> No.10323771

>>10321754
is someone seriously drinking a glass of milk? that's awesome!

>> No.10323775

>>10323619
Racist, that's Eric Andre

>> No.10323813

>tfw no roundup ready crop seeds
>i'd rather be on my tractor
>i just want steak and eggs and marlboros
>this girl probably won't even bear me children to help on the farm
>my feet hurt

>> No.10324897

>>10322311
>island gook
I laughed.

>> No.10325562

>>10322298
>wearing a uniform mandated by your employer
>looking like a douche for free
These two things are not the same.

>> No.10325598

>>10323813
Underrated

>> No.10325631

Literally never heard of them, but they sound awful.

>> No.10325874

>>10322311
At the ripoff places on the East Coast the chef is always of an ambiguous ethnicity, I think they're Filipino or something

>> No.10326087

>>10323002
>Intelligent conversation
With a woman.
Ah ha ha ha ha
Ha ha
Ha
ROFL
OMG I'm like crying right now.

>> No.10326100

>>10321788
*Raff's

>> No.10326110

>>10321833
le
SURF
and TURF