About to marathon this food

[Anonymous No.10319851]

What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.10319856]

All that Christ body my dude.

[Anonymous No.10319860]

Some holy shits.

[Anonymous No.10319861]

He became crackers for you.

[Anonymous No.10319871]

literally why?

[Anonymous No.10319896]

>>10319871
>literally why?

Why does any religion force their population to do retarded, outdated rituals? Control.

Having said that. Christian rituals are nothing compared to fucking Muslims and their insanity. If eating a cracker is "crazy" to you, then don't bother reading up on any Muslim traditions. You'll end up in the fetal position.

[Anonymous No.10319909]

>tfw you eat too many and a gnome-sized fetal jesus bursts through your chest, dripping with half-formed flesh like a fresh slice of 'go 'za, eyes sagging out if its head, letting forth a guttural shriek from its quivering throat flaps
Hate that feel

[Anonymous No.10319913]

carbs

[Anonymous No.10319945]

>in CCD
>we’re going over how communion is given before our first communion in a week
>priest has unblessed host for us to practice with
>one kid receives it, runs to the back of the classroom, and throws up

[Anonymous No.10319963]

>>10319851
Forgiveness in bread wafer form

[Anonymous No.10319968]

>>10319851
I just went to a Catholic church and they put it directly into your mouth. It was weird.

[Anonymous No.10319979]

>>10319968
Go on.

[Anonymous No.10319986]

>>10319979
The wafer I mean. they make you get on your knees. I don't think I'll be back.

[Anonymous No.10320012]

>>10319851
why is that priest wearing a wedding ring?

[Anonymous No.10320032]

>>10319986
They normally only do that for retards or old people with arthritis

[Anonymous No.10320056]

>>10319968
That must be pretty hot having qts kneel in front of you with their tongues out

[Anonymous No.10320102]

>>10319851
The flu.

[Anonymous No.10320118]

>>10319851
>What am I in for?
eternal salvation, bro

[Anonymous No.10320129]

>>10319851
>About to marathon this food
make a new thread asking what you thought of it

[Anonymous No.10320141]

>>10320129
Nah. I want to see OP stuffed with crackers first.

[Porn Corporation No.10320159]

>>10319851
Molestation.

[Anonymous No.10321062]

>>10320012
Probably some degenerate form of pr*testantism

[Anonymous No.10321073]

>>10321062
I thought only catholics eat the wafers and wine

[Anonymous No.10321097]

THEY ARE NOT CRACKERS THEY'RE WAFERS DEGENERATE AGNOSTIC FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.10321111]

>>10321097
>calls other people degenerate
>doesnt realize the wafers are the body of Christ
stupid proddie

[Anonymous No.10321119]

>>10319986
Why did you receive communion? You’re not supposed to do that until you’ve been baptized (assuming you aren’t under 8)

[Anonymous No.10321126]

>>10321111
I want christ inside me tho

[Anonymous No.10321127]

>>10321073
Protestants use grape juice and snake venom, lol!

[Anonymous No.10321131]

>>10319851
You're not supposed to chew on them.

[Anonymous No.10321133]

>>10321062
>>10321073
Dunno that much about it but Orthodox priests can get married and they do communion. Although at the only Orthodox church I've ever been to they use literal hunks of bread.

[Anonymous No.10321139]

>>10319851
You’re only allowed to have one or two of these a day, sorry bud. I always did want to order some unconsecrated wafers to eat but I feel like that’d be sacrilegious now desu. That said, taking the Eucharist often is a sure path to holiness!

[Anonymous No.10321160]

>>10321133
Converted Anglican priests are also allowed to remain married, although they cannot be a pastor of a parish. Eastern rite Catholic priests are also allowed to be married, but they may not re-marry if their wife dies. Of course, no divorces are permitted.

[Anonymous No.10321174]

>>10319896
>Having said that. Christian rituals are nothing compared to fucking Muslims and their insanity. If eating a cracker is "crazy" to you, then don't bother reading up on any Muslim traditions. You'll end up in the fetal position.

Fuck you. You're not allowed to talk about muslims! That's racist!

[Anonymous No.10321235]

>>10319896
>Control
You know it's a free country, right anon? No one is forcing you to go to church.

[Anonymous No.10321279]

I always bring a bottle of honey-flavored syrup to church, put a lot on my mouth before eating that. Christ Body deserves to be tastier.

[Anonymous No.10321329]

>>10321235
>he unironically believes this
Oh you naive fool you really don't know what goes on behind the scenes do you?

[Anonymous No.10321821]

>>10321329
Neither do you, the only difference is that you've chosen one among many conspiracies to believe in

[Anonymous No.10321826]

>>10321139
Why? They taste like paper

[Anonymous No.10321844]

>>10321821
Fucking sheep go to reddit with all the other blind fools.

[Anonymous No.10321933]

>>10321826
Anon sounds like he has his heart set on it

[Anonymous No.10323248]

>>10319851
You're in for kino.

[Anonymous No.10323340]

>>10319851
I remember going to church when I was young and getting little cups with the crackers on the lid and some grape juice inside it. It was my favorite part of church time. I always dreamed of finding the stash and just downing all the crackers and grape juice.

[Anonymous No.10323374]

They're pretty dry, gonna need some wine to go with it. I suggest some sacramental wine.

[Anonymous No.10323380]

>>10319851
Make a Youtube video bro!

[Anonymous No.10323430]

>>10321119
>he's never lied to a priest
heh, you haven't lived to you've knicked communion off of a trusting pedophile

[Anonymous No.10323544]

>>10319968
This is becoming less and less common these days. Nobody wants to touch someones tongue and nobody wants their tongue touched. Only people who still receive communion this way at my church are the super old traditionalist folks.

[Anonymous No.10323557]

>>10323340
>grape juice

they don't serve you wine?

[Anonymous No.10323590]

>>10323340
Some churches get some boss wafers.

And grape juice is delicious in small doses.