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Anonymous Tue Mar 20 09:49:48 2018 No.10319474 [Reply] [Original]

>have terrible headache, entire brain throbbing
>feel like throwing up
>would betray my entire family to make this go away
>take sip of water
>im instantly rejuvenated
any of you guys in the medical field who can explain this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 09:55:54 2018 No.10319493 I'm a massage therapist. It seems like you have the case of the gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 09:58:00 2018 No.10319496 >>10319474 It's called "dehydration"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 09:59:20 2018 No.10319500 >>10319474 I'm a massage therapist. It seems like you have a case of what's called "dehydration"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 09:59:37 2018 No.10319501 MDfag here. Sounds like diabetes to me. I'd get it checked out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 10:00:03 2018 No.10319502 It's called "massage therapist"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 10:01:04 2018 No.10319509 Dehydration, from the symptoms you noted. I'm a respiratory therapist fwiw. Any chest pain? Other symptoms you just kind of got used to and didn't mention?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 10:01:05 2018 No.10319510 >>10319474 /b/ here, its aids

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 10:08:20 2018 No.10319528 >>10319474 Go see a doctor. It sounds like diabetes. Either that, or you were incredibly dehydrated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 10:08:41 2018 No.10319531 who has the picture form of this meme?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 10:09:50 2018 No.10319535 >>10319474 it's dehydration you dumb mong. you're supposed to drink at least 8 glasses of water a day. your fucking dr. pepper and red bulls don't count.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 10:13:10 2018 No.10319547 >>10319535 >your fucking dr. pepper and red bulls don't count. yes it does

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 10:14:56 2018 No.10319552 >>10319547 no it doesn't when you shouldn't be drinking that garbage in the first place. also caffeine makes you thirstier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 10:16:38 2018 No.10319557 >>10319531 Wut

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 10:24:24 2018 No.10319583 >>10319557 there's an image macro that hsa roughly the same text as OP's post. i've seen it posted here on /ck/. does anybody have it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 10:28:11 2018 No.10319601 >>10319583 I tried googling for it with foul bachelor frog because that's what it sounds like. No luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 10:35:40 2018 No.10319622 >>10319601 I guess we'll just have to sit here and await anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 10:49:49 2018 No.10319668 >>10319531 >>10319583 If I give you a link how much Reddit gold do I get?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 11:57:58 2018 No.10319904 >>10319474 Sounds like testicular cancer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 11:59:04 2018 No.10319907 File: 228 KB, 450x450, hormel corned beeef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] no but here's a picture of corned beef and hash

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 12:03:24 2018 No.10319920
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for me, its whole milk; the best hangover cure. One big cold glass of this stuff in the morning and wow! The naucious (sp?) feeling in my body goes right away

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 12:08:22 2018 No.10319942 >>10319920 You might want to toss that cartoon out, it's well past the expiration date.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 12:09:20 2018 No.10319948 >>10319474 Frogposting on any blue board should automatically earn you a 12 hour global mute

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 12:10:06 2018 No.10319954 yeah i had exactly this once. non-stop headache was shit-tier. drank some water and within 10 mins i was fine, it's dehydration. makes you wonder how nice it is to die from dehydration over days.

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 12:40:31 2018 No.10320077
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>>10319474
>would betray my entire family to make this go away
>who can explain this?
You're a fucking retarded idiot and a genetic failure, infact your entire family is. There! I solved the mystery.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 12:43:24 2018 No.10320091 Speaking of dehydration. Is vitamin water is suitable replacement for normal water?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 12:49:32 2018 No.10320110 >>10319474 Sounds like a case of the faggots

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 12:53:16 2018 No.10320125 nursefag here almost all of us are chronically dehydrated

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 13:01:23 2018 No.10320145 >>10320091 It is practically the same as drinking soda.

Anonymous Tue Mar 20 18:45:53 2018 No.10321443
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>have pneumonia and cancer
>every cell in body burning like a thousand fires
>told I have two days to live
>get hit by a bus
>all limbs amputated
>literally fucking dead
>take a single measly //sip// of water
>instantly returned to perfect health

he can't keep getting away with this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 20 19:43:02 2018 No.10321728 >>10319668 this post was so clever i gave you reddit gold for it EDIT: wow thanks for the gold guys haha i love this community!

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