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>eat spicy food or hot sauce
>get diarrhea
how do i not have this happen

>> No.10319245

lmao white people huehue shieee gtfo cracka

>> No.10319278

>>10319245
worst shitpost i have seen yet

>> No.10319287

>>10319112
i have never had diarrhea from eating spicy food.
is it just a meme?
the arsehole burning is real tho.

>> No.10319297

>drink 1 coffee in the morning
>1 hour later guaranteed liquid shit...

>drink coffee any other time of the day
>nothing

...why?

>> No.10319303

>>10319297
coffee and a smoke always empties me out in the morning. good stuff.

>> No.10319306

>>10319297
empty stomach

>> No.10319376

>>10319278
>>10319245
kekd like a retard

>> No.10319486
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>>10319306
that still happens to me even when i eat some toast for breakfast, do i have to eat something more? I always assumed my metabolism gives me the shits when I'm up early.

Also usually blast ass eating habanero peppers in food and burn my asshole. I guess i'd eat bread and milk the try neutalize shit and bread to try and make it solid lol.

>> No.10320843

>>10319287
it gives me gas and then i get diarrhea
am i just weak-stomached?

>> No.10321883

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkbIhnTchpc

Latest hot sauce review is up, and I never get diarrhea from hot sauce. I do sometimes get "the baby" which is like an 11/10 intensity pain in my stomach if I eat too much very hot stuff (such as a reaper pepper)

>> No.10322012

>>10319112
try probiotic supplements, they may help if fucked up gut flora is part of the issue

>> No.10322025

shitton of fiber
buy psyllium husk, spoonful in water/juice at morning & night
bonus: fiber is actually real damn good for your digestive system & arteries

>> No.10322054

>>10321883
Jordan from /g/?
You're looking a lot better since I saw your fatass stick your dick in a homemade fleshlight

>> No.10322088

>>10319486
>>10319297
I've found that its actually the idleness that does it. If I drink morning coffee and then sit down on my computer I get the shits. If I drink morning coffee and then leave the house everything is fine

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>>10322088
Are you implying NEETs shit more than wagies?

>> No.10322204

>>10322103
NEETs don't give it time to solidify is all I'm saying

>> No.10322230

>>10322054
Hi it's me and thanks

>> No.10322439

you might be allergic to something.
Eating excessive amounts of spicy foot or hot sauce can do that but it doesnt sound like thats what you're doing

>> No.10322522

>>10319112
metamucil

>> No.10322726

>>10322439
cayenne pepper powder and ghost pepper powder
i really enjoy the flavor but alas, the shits await me

>> No.10323444

>>10319287
The ass burning is intensified when the sauce has vinegar or vegetable is pickled.

>> No.10323451

>>10319297
I wonder if the type of coffee can make this worse. I used to absolutely shit myself when I drank coffee at work. Now I make mine at home and have no problem. Cigarettes do a good job of pushing one out though.

>> No.10324705

>>10319287
same

>> No.10324756

>>10319112
I used to use a pinkish pterodactyl puppet to play with my cat and he had the same reaction. He absolutely hated it and viciously attacked it when ever I brought it near him. Even went for the death-blow with a "throat" bite and clamp. Leads me to believe felines must have some genetic, deep-seeded hatred for dinosaurs. Wonder why.