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Who's the biggest boned person on /ck/ and what is his or her favorite food?
I'll start:
>330lb
>peanut butter, banana, cream cheese, and ham sandwich with Texas toast

>> No.10316831

>>10316826
>his or her

not enough genders. saged

>> No.10316841
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10316841

>>10316831
Women can be fat too.

>> No.10316889

>>10316841
N-No they can't! I won't allow it!

>> No.10316918

>>10316826
>thinking the fattest motherfucker here weight starts with a 3

dam son

>> No.10316930

>>10316826
6’1, 175 pounds, under 10% bf
Favorite food is porterhouse steak, peppers, onions, and corn all grilled over charcoal.

Fuck you fatties

>> No.10316956

>>10316826
128lb
>McChicken

>> No.10317001

>>10316956
>McDonalds confirmed inedible
You're starving anon, go eat something nutritious like a crunchwrap supreme before you waste away to death.

>> No.10317009

>>10316826
180
lasagna

>> No.10317043

>>10316826
Almost 400 lbs >190cm though.
Unironically red meator chicken, and a good tomato and lettuce salad.
Just a lot of it and never burn it off.

>> No.10317054

>>10316826
265
CFS with extra gravy, hashbrowns, soft poached eggs, and biscuits.

>> No.10317057

>>10317043
Update. Just checked the scale.
Just 350 lbs.
I was 400 though on new years.

>> No.10317079

>>10317057
>Misplacing 50lb
Sounds like the diabetes is kicking in. Happens to everyone sooner or later, your kidneys give up and you start pissing out all your sugar instead of using it.

>> No.10317127

>>10317079
?? I don't have diabetes.
I don't consume sugar.
I've just been eating less and exercising.

>> No.10317139

>>10317127
>I don't consume sugar.
Everything reduces to sugar, you don't have to literally eat a bowl of sugar to be taking in sugar.

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>>10317127
>over 300 lbs
>doesn't eat sugar

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>>10316826
350lb 6'5"
'go 'za, not even memeing, I would request that shit on death row if IL still had the death penalty and it were possible

>> No.10317167

>>10316826
>330lb
>biggest boned
anon...

>> No.10317181

>>10317167
330lb is average now, I'm not that bad. I don't even need to use my mobility scooter half the time, and the fact I can still do some walking means I'm at least better than those obesity TV special people.

>> No.10317191

>>10317167
>>10317181
Speaking of which, if you're 450lb or under this EV Rider Royale 3 GT 3-Wheel Mobility Scooter is objectively the best mobility scooter.

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>>10317167
>>10317181
>>10317191

>> No.10317227

165, 6'1

Culver cheese burgers, Cheese, Xtra pickle, Xtra onion, tomato, fries, ketchup and mayo 1:2

Ducking sucks because i put on 30 lbs in about 3 months because depression and anxiety

Kill me

>> No.10317248

>>10316826
291. i love pulled pork on homemade mac and cheese. the kind with the breadcrumbs baked on top. mmmm

>> No.10317257

>>10317142
It's my baby fat still attached :^)
>>10317127

>> No.10317301

>>10317009
I HATE ALRAM CLOCKS

>> No.10318214

6.4 used to be 270 kilos but down to 230 from january. Idk how much that is in burger units. Favorite food is kebab

>> No.10318226

>>10317227

and a phoneposter to boot, wow

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>>10316831
So transgressive

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>>10317301

>> No.10318271

>>10316826
115 lb, 5'5, f ging. fav food is bagels. not a trap or bait. lol

>> No.10318322

>>10318214
You just multiply by 2.20462. Although that suggests you were nearly 600lb and went down to around 550lb, which doesn't sound right.

>> No.10318422

315 lb, 6'5" - favorite food is a Reuben sandwich

>> No.10318430
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10318430

I was 315lbs at 5'7 and my favourite food used to be those Sweet Chicken Teriyaki subs from Subway with everything on it.

Dropped 45lbs of it. 270lbs now and have to wear suspenders to keep my pants up. Feeling much better. Going to shoot for 170lbs. I've started lifting and plan on going for hikes when the snow melts. It's amazing how much energy you get after shedding a few pounds.

>> No.10318621

>>10316930
Nice try. 5'1 375 lb Manlet is more likely.

>> No.10318623

>>10317127
Carbs = Sugar bud.

>> No.10318624

>>10318271
Post tits

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10318643

>>10316826
100lbs
>Beef Chalupa Supreme, Quesarito, and a Slurpee; Sugar Cookies, Cake Batter anything, Cinnamon Roll, Entemenns Party Cake, Lemon Crumb Cake, Coffee Cake, and Boston Creme Donuts

>> No.10318650

5’9
180lbs
>bread and cheese, be it a grilled cheese, bagel and cream cheese, pasta with cheese (carb and cheese counts)...
Also, too much beer

>> No.10318658

>>10316826
>5'6
>530 lbs

75% of my diet is white buns and butter. I eat about 2.5 bags of them a day and about a block and a half of butter.

>> No.10318665

>>10316826
Is that the pre breakfast?

>> No.10318677

96lb
Oatmeal with peanut butter and some banana or pear.

>> No.10318715

>>10318658
Do you at least toast the bread

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>>10318658
How can you even walk around

>> No.10318733

>>10318658
Lose some weight fatass

>> No.10318742

>>10318715
Nope I eat it right out of the bag
>>10318725
I can barely walk around. I can't make it to the top of a staircase without taking a rest.

>> No.10318755

>>10318742
>>10318742
Okay I was cool with your life style before but that is pig fucking disgusting

>> No.10318798

>>10316826
5'10
400lbs last checked, probably more like 440 these days
pizza, pretty much any type a non-chain place will serve

>> No.10318866

>>10316826

>7'0"
>~350lbs from what I remember (scale finally broke recently after more than a decade and haven't replaced it)

>favorite food
Fucking burgers, fries, and soda it's always been my weakness. I probably eat at least one cheeseburger a day on average. Usually double cheeseburgers or a triple if it's mcdicks.

>> No.10318887

>>10316826
Obese people objectively can't cook. Your taste buds are absolutely fucked.
Slight chub or bear mode chefs are fine.

Get off /ck/ and start moving. Cals in cals out.

>> No.10319309

5ft 3in
414 lbs.
double quarter pounder, one for each hand
I give no fucks.

>> No.10319338

>5'9" 183 lbs.
>garlic and crushed red pepper fried in butter and poured over noodles
>add a can of tuna, salt and pepper, and some lemon
It's so easy and delicious

>> No.10319373 [DELETED] 

>>10316826
6'1" 400 lbs

Old Bay seasoned steamed shrimp. I could eat 5 pounds in one sitting if it wasn't extremely cost prohibitive.

>> No.10319379

>>10316826
>264lb
(120kg)
i don't have any favorites, i just suck at cooking.

>> No.10319392

>>10319309
But what about sex, Anon?

>> No.10319412

>>10318658
Based. Bread and butter is absolutely patrician.

>> No.10319473

>>10316826
Heaviest was 275lbs at 6'2''. Was on a steady diet of pizza, french fries, chocolate milk and Ben and Jerrys cookie dough ice cream.

Lost 80 lbs since then though so it's all good.

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10319505

>>10316826
"Big boned"

>> No.10319520

>>10316826
>tfw on a diet
>tfw losing weight successfully
>tfw down to 325 from 375
>tfw made it through Thanksgiving and Christmas
>tfw fucking Easter is here
>tfw fucking Cadburry Eggs are here

I ate like 20 of them this past weekend. I am ashamed.

>> No.10319539

>>10319520
> I am ashamed
Don't be. People fuck up all the time, it's not the end of the world that you had a few thousand extra calories. Just up your cardio a bit next week and try not to let it happen again.

>> No.10319544

>>10319520
as you should be you disgusting fat fuck.

>>10319539
don't listen to this fattie. he's just a weak willed tub of lard who would be happy to see you fail and remain a fellow fat tub of lard.

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>>10319544
kys

>> No.10319579

See I have the opposite problem. I can't hold onto weight I have hypoglycemia and from a misdiagnosis causing me to ignore it, it progressed and now I also have anorexia. Food is unappealing even though I used to love food, and if I can get myself to eat I can't stand eating much and sometimes it comes right back up. I don't think I'm fat as a matter of fact I am too thin! I smoke pot almost 24/7 to combat the nausea and make me actually want to eat something. From 140lbs to just under 100lbs in 3 months, no diabetes

>> No.10319593

>>10316826
Fuck you, that sounds nasty.

>> No.10319598

>>10319579
Fucking hell that sounds awful. Have you tried finding foods that are high in calories while relatively low in volume? Off the top of my head, something like cashews or walnuts might be a good choice to snack on throughout the day. Also, shakes might be good since you can add a shot of olive oil, some nuts and other high calorie stuff without the taste becoming too unbearable. You can also chug it which should make it easier.

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10319600

>>10318658

>> No.10319607

Hey fellow fatties, how can I know if I have diabetes or not without going to a doctor? I feel fine but I eat bags upon bags of candy every day it has to be bad for me.

>> No.10319611

135. 5'10"
dinner would be wings and chicken caesar salad. a nice turkey cheese lettuce sub with too much mayo is go too lunch.
also drink at minimum 2 cans of pepsi a day

>> No.10319612

>>10319579
Why are you on ck then? No eating, no cooking.

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10319625

>5'5"
>127 lbs.
>oatmeal, peanut butter, bananas, lärabars

These are all I live off of and eating anything else tastes like shit to me. Trying to learn how to enioy food again.

>> No.10319630

>>10319625
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.10319631

>>10319625
You are the fattest piece of CRAP on this ENTIRE board. Go stink up somewhere ELSE with your vile LARD.

>> No.10319635
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10319635

>5'5
>220lb
>carbs

currently munching on chicken carbonara with a diet coke because they stopped stocking the coffee coke

>> No.10319636

>>10319544
>>10319593
>>10319631
Based mentally deranged poster(s)

>> No.10319643

>5'10
>53 kg / 116 lbs
I lost 15 kilos after quitting soda (diet too) and mostly quitting sweets, I highly recommend it

>> No.10319677

>>10319598
It has been hell I do everything I can I've gained 5 pounds this month I just home I can hold onto it. Thanks for advice

>>10319612
I do have an SO who does eat and don't you start getting hungry looking at ads for food? I came on to one specifically for fat people so maybe whatever they're doing I can try and gain weight.

>> No.10319700

>>10316918
This tbqhfam. I wouldn't be surprised if the highest weight on here starts with 5 or 6.

>> No.10319708

>>10317181
> I don't even need to use my mobility scooter half the time
Yeah... You are a landwhale. If it everything comes a day that i will need to use a scooter to be able move I will off myself. Be it weight or old age.
But then again, I bet that it would be pretty hard for a fattie like that to be able to hang himself.

>> No.10319729

5 11, 143 pounds
>Fried rice with mushrooms
>Macaroni salad
>A bowl of rice with a dab of barbeque sauce

>> No.10319756

>>10316826
6’0”, 178lbs
>grilled pork sausage and lamb flank

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>>10317181
>I don't even need to use my mobility scooter half the time

>> No.10319785

6'5, 230lbs
Burger and Fries

Keep it simple

>> No.10319789

>>10316956
What are you ten years old?

>> No.10319814

>>10318430
Its not just that, but also your body making more energy readily available since youre using more.

>> No.10320117

85kg not sure how much it is in pounds. Around 200? Fuck this system
I like pizza and I'm a fat fuck

>> No.10320124

>>10320117
Should add I'm 1,75m (5'9? Again not sure)

>> No.10320127

>>10316826
>5'11"
>310 lbs
>Burger King whopper sandwich, KFC bucket, ranch

>> No.10320137

>>10320117
85 is a bit under 190 lbs and 175 is 5'9" yes

>> No.10320808
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10320808

>>10316826
You realize that if WW3 hits, you're literally fucked, don't you?

>> No.10320828

180kg
boerenkool

>> No.10320829

>>10317057
Damn dude, I love you. Show feet?

>what's your job?
>do you ever leave the house?

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>>10316831
this bait is too good, I can't resist cursing the motherfucker who wrote this. please, don't let tumblr spill over this board.

>> No.10320839

I weighed myself at 238.

>> No.10320849

>>10320834
do you really just run around the internet looking for stuff to get offended by?

>> No.10320859

>>10320849
no, just sluts to wank for and places to shill till my dick is ready to go again. also, I like spaghettiOs.

>> No.10320867

>>10316826
5'4 115 lb
My favorite food is pizza, but I try not to eat it often.

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>>10317191
>>10317194
You include me in these when I'm 90lb on a fat day, earrings on. You need a scooter, I need rocks in my pockets to keep me from floating away.

>> No.10320883

>>10320808
what if it's a world war in form of a eating contest?

>> No.10320896

>>10316826
I'm 6' 6" 340lbs. I had chicken spaghetti last night. The kind with velveeta.

>> No.10320904

>>10320896
>kind with velveeta
so the good kind.

>> No.10320996
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10320996

I am 387lbs as of today, but I was only 300lbs a year ago. I have been superbinging for a while now haha.

The funny thing is that I went Vegan about 5 months ago to try and lose weight and have been GAINING weight since. The problem is that now I spend so long in the store looking for vegan suitable foods that I get tempted to buy non vegan chocolate and cake, and end up buying lots and lots of it, and eating that for most of my food. I have actually not had a single day since I went vegan where I didn't eat meat and dairy, and I even have a giant notepad where I write down the justifications for eating it all.

For example today I ate 5 milk chocolate bars, 100g each. My justification for this is that cocoa powder causes acne, and cows on dairy farms often get painful cysts, so if I encourage mixing milk and cocoa, then cows will get used to it and get less cysts. I have also eaten 4 bacon sandwiches, and I justify this by writing down the names of diseases that can form on pig farms, then pretending I was testing for them.

I am in pain most of the time now. I recently broke my thumb and didn't notice because of the fat, in fact I only found out it was broken because I pressed it into a jar of peanut butter to eat straight from the jar and heard a click.

>> No.10321004

>>10320996
Please post picture of your thumb.

>> No.10321025

>>10316826
631 , 5’10
>everything

>> No.10321035
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10321035

5'9 220lb

I make a lot of spaghetti and meatballs

>> No.10321048

>>10319607
Do you find yourself having to piss a lot? Constantly thirsty? Any sores or cuts that don’t seem to be healing? Dark patches of skin?

If yes to all of those, you may have type 2 and I would go see a doctor.

>> No.10321075

290lb, will eat anything except tripe and pig's trotters. Also i dislike chips and such, but have a very sweet tooth.

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>>10316826
>6'3"
>185lbs.
I eat fucking garbage.

>> No.10321138

>>10317139
>Everything reduces to sugar
WRONG!

protein digests to amino acids
fat digests to triglycerides

read a book you retard

>> No.10321158

>>10319607
the classic test is to taste if your peepee tastes sweet

if so, just drink that from now on, it's perfectly normal to do this

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>>10318658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6aMN6NLOTQ

>> No.10321308

>>10317257
it's 7 or 8 babies I accidentally sat on and got stuck to my ass

>> No.10321376

>>10316826
>150lb
>Steak Tartare, Oysters

>> No.10321378
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10321378

>185 lbs
>6'1''

Lasagna or cheeseburgers

>> No.10321381

>>10319520
You can do it mang, work it off and make that easter rabbity fuck your bitch

>> No.10321459

>>10321138
Fuck off autist, everything reduces to sugar as far as calories go. Protein is irrelevant, your brain just uses glucose.
>inb4 muh keto

>> No.10321460

>>10316826
6'1"
Baked potatoes. They're just too damn good.

>> No.10321515

>>10321459
>inb4 muh keto

and what, pray tell, dear retard, do you think, the word keto comes, from?

that,s right, my buttblasted, retarded, smelly person faced cherub, that is, infact, correct. KETOSIS!

Ketosis is a metabolic state in which some of the body's energy supply comes from ketone bodies in the blood, in contrast to a state of glycolysis in which blood glucose provides energy. Generally, ketosis occurs when the body is metabolizing fat at a high rate and converting fatty acids into ketones.

Ketosis is a nutritional process characterised by serum concentrations of ketone bodies over 0.5 mM, with low and stable levels of insulin and blood glucose.[1][2] It is almost always generalized with hyperketonemia, that is, an elevated level of ketone bodies in the blood throughout the body. Ketone bodies are formed by ketogenesis when liver glycogen stores are depleted (or from metabolising medium-chain triglycerides[3]). Ketones can also be consumed in exogenous ketone foods and supplements.

The main ketone bodies used for energy are acetoacetate and β-hydroxybutyrate,[4] and the levels of ketone bodies are regulated mainly by insulin and glucagon.[5] Most cells in the body can use both glucose and ketone bodies for fuel, and during ketosis, free fatty acids and glucose synthesis (gluconeogenesis) fuel the remainder.

Longer-term ketosis may result from fasting or staying on a low-carbohydrate diet (ketogenic diet), and deliberately induced ketosis serves as a medical intervention for various conditions, such as intractable epilepsy, and the various types of diabetes.[6] In glycolysis, higher levels of insulin promote storage of body fat and block release of fat from adipose tissues, while in ketosis, fat reserves are readily released and consumed.[5][7] For this reason, ketosis is sometimes referred to as the body's "fat burning" mode.[8]

so stick that up your ass and smoke, it

>> No.10321539

>>10321515
>Retards who fell for the keto meme count
No.

>> No.10321572

>>10321539
you deny the science? next you'll be saying that drumph should not be impeach

>> No.10321594

172 lbs

Carpaccio

>> No.10321603

>>10321572
There's nothing to deny you reading impaired autist. The vast, vast majority of energy people use comes from glucose, unless you break your body so badly that it starts trying to use ketone bodies instead, which is completely irrelevant since none of you here are undergoing literal ketosis. And I even took the trouble of preempting your autism by explicitly mentioning keto as the retarded exception you were going to be a pedant about. So fuck off to be honest.

>> No.10321663

>>10321603
you do realize that most people go into ketosis a few hours after their last meal? only people with sme disorder, or high levels of insulin from constantly eating carbs, don't. there are 4 stages, first muscles, then liver, then brain. the brain is the only organ that must have glucose to work on, but handily a triclyceride is made up of 3 fatty acids(ketone bodies) grouped round a glucose

explain to me how people don't go into ketosis if they don't eat enough carbs to stay in glucolysis? you dare to doubt wiki?

>> No.10321839

>>10321663
>the brain is the only organ that must have glucose
Oh yeah, just the brain, nothing important there.

>> No.10322009

>540 (last weighed in 2014?)
Favorite food is chicken potpie

>> No.10322024

>>10317127
Good for you anon. Just make sure you keep up that lifestyle even when the weight comes off. The biggest cause of rebound is that people don't maintain it just cause they're skinny again.

>> No.10322050

>>10322009
>>10321025
>>10320829
>>10319520
>>10319309
>>10318658

Shot in the dark, but any of you female?

>> No.10322150

>>10321839
but a triglyceride has a fucking glucose molecule in it, that's why you don't die from starvation until you run out of triglycerides, i.e. fat molecules

>> No.10322444

>5'10"
>280lb

I gorge on vegetables drenched in butter almost daily. I really try to just eat them steamed or boiled and I honestly fucking love broccoli and carrots plain, but I get restless in the kitchen and end up spending an hour making a cream sauce and/or pasta when I just wanted some fucking broccoli.

I also have a bad habit of saving grease in a tin can to throw away when it gets full but then I run out of cooking oil and get lazy and use the grease instead.

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>>10318214
>height in feet and inches
>mass in kilograms

>> No.10322595

>>10322444
>I run out of cooking oil and get lazy and use the grease instead
ayy

>> No.10322906

6,4, 331.
Pizza.

>> No.10322919

>6'3"
>140 lbs
>chocolate chip cookies

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10322931

>374lbs
>Chinese take out.

Fuck I will die if I don't lose weight

>> No.10323061

>>10322931
You actually will.

And your quality of life will improve drastically within months if you do begin to lose weight.

I'm dowm 80lbs now, but even when I was only down 15-20lbs I had more energy than ever before.

>> No.10323088

>>10320996
nice

>> No.10323153

2000

I’m trapped in this strange lab, help me please.

I’m being harvested

>> No.10323178

>>10319520
Fuck ups might happen, better to say "well that was shit" and then get right back on the horse. Apathy is the threat.

>> No.10323180

6' 1" 270 lbs.
Hot dogs and cheese.

>> No.10323196

6'2", about 320 lbs.

Favorite food is either pizza, ribeye steak, and McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese combo (large sized with a coke)

>> No.10323329

>>10316826
>be me
>a bit chubby but nonetheless big-boned at 784.4 lbs
>have to deal with uneducated bigots who don't understand that this is who I am and there isn't a skinnier me underneath
>come to /ck/ daily and nightly because I feel comfortable surrounded by food talk
>have a routine before, though, of course
>jump on my trusty scooter I got from a leg injury a few years ago going up the stairs
>I don't really need it of course because I'm healthy at every size
>start up the engine
>PUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUH *wheeeeeeze* *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE* PUHPUHPUHPUHPUHHHHVVVRROOOOooommmmmmmmm
>I knew Old Reliable Scoot would live up to her name
>head out the door, but my hip bones don't exactly fit at a 10ft wingspan
>get the Country Crock and lube up my large hip bones, elbows, and ribcage
>slide out the door, Old Reliable slowing down at the strain to push through this ordeal
>finally get through
>another victory for the big boned community
>puhpuh my way to my favorite restaurant to grab a light snack
>pull in the drive-thru to order 3 large chocolate milkshakes with extra whip cream, an ultimate cheesey quadruple double quarter pound cheese and bacon burger with extra fat, 4 large fries, and a small diet cola
>put all my goodies inside my basket and scoot home
>another victory coming through the front door again
>can finally enjoy the next 4 hours on /ck/

>> No.10323548

>>10323329
>PUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUH

Why do you have a gas powered mobility scooter?

>> No.10323613

It's me, I'm 5'10 and 540 last we checked nearly a year ago, although I've plateaued for the past year or so.

Cream of Wheat and Toast

>> No.10324677

>>10320871
Post feet

>> No.10324688

>>10320867
Post legs

>> No.10324695

>>10321025
Impossible

>> No.10324710

>>10318677
Can we see your legs?? Pls

>> No.10324716

>>10324688
115 for 5'4 isn't that thin. 110 at 5'7 was my best but could still stand to lose a few.

>> No.10324723

>>10324716
OK fine but I want to see your qt female legs

>> No.10324867

Can some of you please post evidence of being 300+ lbs? I just want to laugh at you fat fucks. I fucking hate fatties. Being fat is literally an intelligence issue as much as a discipline issue

>> No.10324875

I weight 140 but I'm 5'3 so that's pretty chunky

favorite food is pad thai

>> No.10325108

5'11'' 240lbs, beef of all kind. My addiction to meat is stronger than the addiction to sugar, I can go couple weeks without sugar but not meat.

>> No.10325375

>>10325108
Enjoy gout

>> No.10326009
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10326009

gunna be real because why not no one actually cares on 4chan
>410lb
>eggs made just about any way, rice made just about any way. i almost exclusively eat eggs and rice.

>> No.10326030
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10326030

Over the past 2 years I have went from 190lbs to 260 (I am 6'0). I don't know how to stop the weight gain let alone reverse it.

>> No.10326034

>>10324875
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

post feet

>> No.10326048

>>10324867
>>>/fit/

>> No.10326063

>>10318658
Bruh

>> No.10326070

>>10326009
Absolute unit.

>> No.10326233

>>10322150
>but a triglyceride has a fucking glucose molecule in it
Yes, and glucose is sugar.

>> No.10327255

>>10324716
Inches? how did you shrink senpai? Asking for a friend.

>> No.10327394

>>10326009
>410lbs
>eat just rice and eggs

How the fuck

>> No.10327401

>>10326009
You don't go outside much, do you? And gaming is perhaps a top hobby? Just presuming.

>> No.10327510

>>10323061
eaT SOMETHING JESUS CHRIST

>> No.10327664

>>10316826

I have legitimately big bones, as in I have a huge ribcage and hips that basically touch - not much stomach in between at all, and my legs are large. I'm 6'1 and 170lb currently, used to be 150 @ 13% bf. I've had eating disorders all my life because I always think I look fat, but other people tell me I look fucking terrifying thin because of my bone structure. Even now with a bit of pudge, my shirts basically burst around my chest and dangle a couple inches from my stomach. I actually looked more normal when I was a fat teenager.

>> No.10327695
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10327695

305 lbs

Burger King. Specifically the long chicken sandwich, add cheese and extra mayo

>> No.10327732

>>10327695
how many years has it been since you've seen your own cock?

>> No.10327748

>>10327695

I am fascinated by that fact that you clearly put effort into maintaining your beard grooming.

>> No.10327759

>>10327748
His face is attractive, you'd be surprised how far that can get you with chicks

>> No.10328025

>5'11
>165
I like seafood of all kinds.

>> No.10328065

>>10316826
>227
>Ruben with Cajun mayo

>> No.10328090

>>10327695
man i wish i could grow a beard like this to partially hide my lard face too

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10328155

>>10320996
>heard a click

>> No.10328162

>165
>chicken tortilla soup
keep trying to eat healthier but end up forgetting and eating a protein bar for dinner

>> No.10328199

>5'6 136lbs
>Fruits, pasta, salad, sometimes burgers
I don't run or do strength training so most of my weight is probably in fat

>> No.10328255

>>10320996
jfc eat before you go to the store

>> No.10328312
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10328312

>110lb
>Udon noodles in clear soup w. broccoli, shiitake mushrooms, carrots, green and white onions, scallops, mussels, and shrimp.

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10328319

>>10324677
ok, what's your address?

>> No.10328333

>>10328312
>those feet
nice try, femguy

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10328400

>>10328333
My feet aren't my best feature. No, I'm not going to post nudes.

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10328405

>>10322906
Now I'm 329.
> We gonna make it brehs.

>> No.10328424

>>10328400
Are you really trying to seduce a guy sitting on the other side of the planet browsing the food and cooking board of a chinese whistle blowing website? Really, now?

>> No.10328433

>143lbs
>5'6"
cum probably

>> No.10328460

>>10328312
You look just like my boyfriend, nice

>> No.10328530

>>10323061
Yeah I'm eating less let's see what happens

>> No.10328559

>>10319607
Go buy a cheap blood glucose monitor at a drugstore or Walmart. Test your blood sugar a few times a day for a week. Normal fasting blood glucose range is 70-90 mg/dL. Upper range 30-60 minutes after a carb-heavy meal is 150 mg/dL. If it's frequently higher than that, you are getting the beetus and you need to change your life around fast. Regardlessly, you should stop eating that much candy. It is bad for you. You will have heart disease just from being obese and eating that much sugar. Candy is an occasional treat, not a daily snack, dingus.

>> No.10328561

>>10328559
I always forget amerifats use different units for blood sugar than every other country.

In the civilized world, your blood sugar should be between 3.8 and 8.0 mmol/dL

>> No.10328586

>>10316826
220lb. 5'11"
Pernil, pasteles, arroz con gandules or habichuelas guisadas, tostones or arepas, and rum cocktails.

>> No.10328587

>>10316831
Enjoy ban

>> No.10328589

I'm only like 210 but my body shape makes me look really fat

I enjoy 1 pound bricks or mozzarella, chocolate syrup and meatballs

>> No.10328599

>>10328400
>No, I'm not going to post nudes.
Tough titties, I already fapped to you. Might do so again.

>> No.10328618

6'1 230

sour patch kids, but i stopped eating those when i got a toothache from it. RIP tooth enamel

made some quinoa with broc, bacon and bechamel just now. maybe that can be my favorite

>> No.10328797

>>10328400
Seriously bro. Seek help. This is a food and cooking board. The fact that you feel compelled to post a picture of yourself is pretty crazy when you think about it. Do you crave attention this much?

At least show boypucci so we know what's good

>> No.10328814

I'm 6'1, I used to be probably 440 or so at my most. I've been taking care of myself and now I'm down to 378. Got so much more to go.

>> No.10328837

>>10318866
goddamn why do tall boys let themselves be fatties when they could be mogzilla

>> No.10328868

5'9 238
Eat just about anything that's spicy cause I love the feel of just some spicy ass garbage that will probably kill me later

>> No.10328939

>>10319625
post bobs

>> No.10328961
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10328961

>>10320996
>For example today I ate 5 milk chocolate bars, 100g each. My justification for this is that cocoa powder causes acne, and cows on dairy farms often get painful cysts, so if I encourage mixing milk and cocoa, then cows will get used to it and get less cysts. I have also eaten 4 bacon sandwiches, and I justify this by writing down the names of diseases that can form on pig farms, then pretending I was testing for them.

>> No.10328962

>80kg
>ceasar salad with no mayo or bacon

>> No.10328972

>>10324716
You lost three inches?

>> No.10328974

>>10316826
6' 6''
248

I really don't eat that often, but when I do, I fancy some kippers and a pint.

>> No.10329040

>>10327695
You will be really hot if you lost weight. Swimming in pussy.

>> No.10329061

>>10322444
These are my stats and I have this problem cooking as well. But I also drink 2 cans of soda a day and work in a pizzaria so there's that.

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10329081

>>10317301
I eat, Jon. It's what I do.

>> No.10329113

juste a quick message for all of you who got over 300 llbs or 150Kg.

even if you lose all your weight and go on a not healthy but normal and not retarded lifestyle. there is high chance you wont make it past 60. you are fucked.

also the chance of you losing weight to a proper body mass index is close to fucking zero because you fat slobs are addicted and so depressed that unless you get psychic help you wont make it. and still with a psy your chance of making it is about ZERO,1

good luck tho !

>> No.10329168

>>10327695
The fuck is up with that belly, you look like you're 9 months pregnant with twins

Get your shit together man

>> No.10329169

227 lbs

Taco Bell

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10329243

>>10328400
>>10328312
d-do you like girls?
would you like a dominant, athletic gf?
jesus fuck i'd sell my right hand just to put you in a leg lock and ride your face

>> No.10329430

6'0" 230llbs
I'm indecisive as shit, but the best thing I had ever eaten was cruise ship Veal Stroganoff

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10329433

>>10319789
What does my weight have to do with age?

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10329548

>>10323329
>>jump on my trusty scooter I got from a leg injury a few years ago going up the stairs
>>I don't really need it of course because I'm healthy at every size

>> No.10329575

>>10320996
fuckin kek

>> No.10329614

>>10328312
Post bulge

>> No.10329932
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10329932

>>10328797
What's worst, craving some interaction or constantly craving food?
It all starts as a desire for a little comfort. Weather anons have a hard time putting down the fork and pushing away the plate because the only satisfaction they can control is tasting flavors and filling the belly or like this anon >>10328599 chronically fap to whatever's posted on here on 4chins, they're all forms of self soothing and coping.

The Buddha is credited for saying ‘‘the deed develops into habit and the habit hardens into character...’’

Everyone should meditate on what motivates them to do what they do, and decide if it's worth changing, or if they really know where the road they're on is taking them where they want to be.
I know why I do what I do, pic related.

>> No.10330491

Holy shit, I thought you disgusting fat fucks at least enjoy eating, but most of you just eat garbage fast food or some stupid monotonous shit.

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10330519

>>10320996
Haha... ha.

>> No.10330534

>>10327695
Bob?

>> No.10330752

>>10316826
168lbs, 5'2 (I have been actively losing weight since the beginning ohf the month, I started at 175).

My favorite food is chicken spaghetti with sour cream and corn.

>> No.10331014

>>10329243
Hot!

>> No.10331019

>>10329932
Why do you do it? It's really annoying so it'd better be solid.

>> No.10331026

>>10317227
Tfw lost 40 pounds when I was alcoholic
Diet was strictly alcohol and ramen noodles
I walked everywhere because buying gas cut into drinking money

>> No.10331047

>>10327695
Tfw I was 296 but my belly was maybe a quarter that.
Down to 206 now btw but I'm getting drunk today which means I'll snack and probably gain a little. Luckily losing weight is easy as fuck so I'll just lose it tomorrow

>> No.10331134

>>10331014
Are you him
Wanna date

>> No.10331142

>>10331134
i am not him, but i do want to date. Munich?

>> No.10331148

Trap niggers need to be gassed. I'll keep reporting all off topic pictures posting feminine legs.

>> No.10331669

>>10320996
Hello anonymous person.

Go here and request a therapist who specializes in eating disorders:

https://www.betterhelp.com/start/

Really. Do it.

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10331679

>>10320996

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10332006

This was actually an older picture >>10327695. I've since lost weight

>>10327732
I'm looking at it right now

>>10327748
Thanks?

>>10327759
Thanks

>>10328090
I'll admit that is part of the reason I keep a beard. Sorry you're beardlet

>>10329040
Thanks, working on it. Definitely get a lot more attention these days, treated completely differently

>>10329168
I know, it was grotesque but I'm doing better now. I guess a shit load of beer and general gluttony and sloth for years isn't good for my figure

>>10330534
No

>>10331047
Losing weight is easy. For me, keeping it off is a challenge

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10332411

330. Pizza. Can anyone identify where this pizza came from?

>> No.10332418

>>10332411
Hint: it's a national pizza buffet chain in America. Winner will get $100 via paypal

>> No.10332531

>>10332418
>>10332411

Cici's. Now where's me dosh?

>> No.10332574

>>10332006
Looking good!

>> No.10332747

>>10332531
You fucker! Right off the bat! Well done.

Just post your name and social security number and I'll take care if the rest

>> No.10332817

>>10317127
that's awesome bro, for real. Nothing edgy to say, just keep it up.