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>decide to finally watch Jiro Dream of Sushi after reading all these shitposts on /ck/
>get hooked and motivated
>decide to book a trip to Japan
>get a reservation at Jiro's place
>waiting time is ONE FUCKING MONTH
>finally arrive in Tokyo
>check-in the hotel and tell them to get a qt translator for me for the dinner at Jiro
>next day I go with the qt to Jiro
>I enter the restaurant and I instantly see Jiro locking eye contact with me
>he looks at me like I am some nigger that raped his granddaughter
>sit at the table with the qt translator
>he instantly serves the first sushi piece
>constant eye-contact with me as I eat
>say its meh
>Jiro gets even angrier at me
>be at the 6th piece now
>decide, fuck it and troll this old fart
>pull out my small ketchup bottle and start putting some on the sushi
>Jiro goes ballistic and starts swearing at me and wielding his mini-katana knife
>calls me "dog gaijin" and "dumb fat American"
>I slowly eat the sushi with ketchup and hold eye contacting with him
>Jiros left arm suddenly starts trembling
>Jiro has heart attack and is rushed to the hospital
>as the ambulance takes him he constantly screams "300 DORRA GAIJIN!!!!"
>mfw

So what do you guys think about the movie?

>> No.10313984

>>10313980
Did you think this was funny while you were writing it out?

>> No.10313988

>some retard spent time typing that all out
Shit story, delete your embarrassment of a thread

>> No.10313991

When I imagine 4chan trolls, I think of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz. Instead of flying though, they're constantly fapping while running around, shouting obscenities. You fit this mold.

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10313996

>>10313980

>> No.10313997

>>10313980
>qt translator
How to spot /r9k/ on your board.
..that besides the pathetic fantasy story.

>> No.10313998

>>10313980
Started strong but the ending wasn't funny. good attempt m80

>> No.10314001

lel

>> No.10314012

wew la'

>> No.10314016

>>10313980
Jiro posting should be banned

>> No.10314022

>>10314016
Jiro posting is the best thing on /ck/ since ja/ck/