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10310720 No.10310720 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever had a surgery that changed the way you eat food? When I was 18 I had to get a jaw re-alignment, 6 breaks and then 8 weeks with my jaw wired shut. I went from close to 200lbs to around 140lbs. Years later and I'm about 150-155lbs and can't seem to put any more on.

>> No.10310731

I need my jaw wired shut.

>> No.10310741

>>10310731
You could always go out and break it yourself

>> No.10310759

>literally ripping off the Junior Mints episode of seinfeld

>> No.10310762

>>10310759
JIDF please go back to /pol/, you have "real" work to do there

>> No.10310776

>>10310720
When i had pancreatitis I slowed down on beer consumption. No surgery though. It was probably the most pure form of pain I've ever experienced, and I've broken bones.

>> No.10310826

>>10310776
>I slowed down on beer consumption
I'm sorry to hear that. I've experienced a lot of pain in my life but that would do me under

>> No.10310979

I got my gallbladder removed when I was 16. I rarely take any shit that isn't diarrhea.

>Eat oily food
>Have to take a shit
>Eat bread
>Have to take a shit
>Drink milk
>Have to take a shit
>Eat an MRE
>Enjoy a preteen bowels movement

Also, the doctors told me that I shouldn't eat any type of sausage, from chorizo to simple hot dogs. Don't know why, but I ignore it.

>> No.10311198

In a an indirect way.
I was in a truck accident and had to have multiple surgeries. All the antibiotics they put through me wiped out my gut bacteria and I got a C. Diff infection so I had crippling stomach cramps, explosive diarrhea and a resting heart rate of about 120bpm. I lost almost 20lbs in less than two weeks.
And now my asshole leaks a little, that's just something I'm going to have to live with because it'll never go away. I just have to wipe my ass 4 or 5 times a day even if I don't have to shit.

>> No.10311212

>>10310979
if you have diarrhea regardless of what you eat, might as well eat anything you want.

>> No.10311484

>>10311198
Just use a tampon, lol, fag.

>> No.10311754

Had a few inches of my intestines removed due to infection. Couldn't eat solid food for almost six months, and lost a ton of weight very quickly. Got gallstones because of the rapid weight loss, and it took 5 years for a doctor to realize what they were and take them out. Excruciating pain with even the smallest bit of oil in food. Now I get the raging, acid, bile filled lava shits any time I eat anything remotely oily.

>> No.10311765

>>10310720
>I'm about 150-155lbs and can't seem to put any more on.

Fuck you. Yes you can you're just being a faggot.

>> No.10312141

>>10310979
Also had my gallbladder out about 2 years ago, hasn't affected my diet or my shits even though my doc said it would and told me to avoid greasy foods.

>> No.10312203
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10312203

>>10310979
Sucks anon, I had mine out 10 years ago or so, I had one incident with oily salad dressing where I almost shit my pants. Luckily I was at home and made it to the bathroom. I took bovine bile salts (Cholacol maybe) for several months after it was out, though, to help my body figure it out. Seems to be okay now.

>> No.10312245

I had my leg crushed in a car accident. I was stuck in a hospital bed for around a month and because I couldn't go outside I managed to kick my pack a day smoking habit.
Not really food related but being a nonsmoker and I can't run anymore because of the accident, I have gained a bit of weight.