al/ck/ general

[Anonymous No.10309129]

"fuck this gay earth" edition

[Anonymous No.10309138]

Crybaby /soy9k/ AIDS general

[Anonymous No.10309164]

>>10309129
eyyy why not say fuck the world imma get drunk

[Anonymous No.10309240]

waaa look at me my life sucks so i drink a few cans a night give me some attention in this dick waving thread

[Anonymous No.10309271]

I drank too much last night.
My left side is bruised because I fell down. My face is all red. And I loss a toe nail
I'm full of the Fear

Why do I drink again?

[Anonymous No.10309367]

I accidentally bought cranberry ginger ale, would it mix well with gin?

[Anonymous No.10309382]

Revealed my feelings about my brothers long time gf (together 16 years), To my brothers gf.


She seemed to not share the same feelings, Going to be drinking myself to an early grave quicker.


Just went and bought 5 30 packs of beer and 7 handles of bottom shelf vodka.

Going to be drinking this pain away until I die it seems, Because that's the only woman I've ever truly loved and wanted to be with. She couldn't piss me off if she tried....I can't stand the thought of never seeing/talking to her again. Let alone the thought of KNOWING I'll never be with her as a couple.
Fuck life, Lets drink boys.

[Anonymous No.10309449]

>>10309382
jfc just do heroin and get to the grave a lot faster bro

[Anonymous No.10309468]

>>10309129
My life is fucked and I have nothing

[Anonymous No.10309506]

>>10309449
Really considering that actually.

I got nothing to lose now, Nothing.

[Anonymous No.10309515]

>>10309382
I bet you'll eventually get over it after a long time passes. The distance always grows with time even though it might take a lot of it.
I fuckin told this chick I loved her after knowing her for 15 years, but it was mainly because I was so deep into alcoholism I was almost going crazy every day. Didn't think it was going to work or even make sense but I had to do it anyway at the time.
Couple years later I managed to drink somewhat less and it's not quite as completely fucked as it used to be.

[Anonymous No.10309521]

>>10309382
dude that is hilarious. i hope you suffer many more decades.

[Anonymous No.10309531]

>>10309515
It'd be easier if I didn't live fucking 5 houses down from them.

I see her constantly, Even when I don't want to.

Moving isn't an option, I own the house and don't have the money.

It's worst than you think man...

[Anonymous No.10309535]

>>10309367
almost certainly
>>10309382
What did you say to her? How did she respond?

[Anonymous No.10309554]

>>10309535
>What did you say to her? How did she respond?


I wasn't even drunk when I told her, I had like 6 shots just to get the w/d symtoms away.

I was helping her with this stupid ass mailbox that broke on their property and I just thought I should tell her. Idk why I did it....

I told her "I have to tell you something"
and she said what?
and I said "I'm in love with you Megan, I have been for years and I can't get you out of my mind"

She paused for a minute then said "I'm sorry" while shaking her head "no" and walked inside.

Then I went home and hated myself for awhile, Then went to the liquor store.

Now I'm here

[Anonymous No.10309556]

>>10309531
Well yeah it is worse than I think, I was hoping it wouldn't be. All you can really do is see if time changes anything, it probably will.

[Anonymous No.10309561]

>>10309554
megan has been gargling your brothers cum for almost 2 decades and you think confessing your love for her is going to mean a damn thing? it is amazing you can feed yourself.

[Anonymous No.10309583]

>>10309561
I feel more bad for you.

You are a mean person, To a complete stranger just talking about his feelings because he has no one else to talk to them about.


I'd rather be a heartbroken alcoholic drinking myself into an early grave, Than a cold hearted mean person with no sympathy for anyone

[Anonymous No.10309585]

>>10309583
whatever fag

[Anonymous No.10309599]

>>10309554
Shit man. What a shitty situation. Don't beat yourself up about telling her though, nobody could expect anyone to keep a secret like that forever.

And at least now you have some closure... as difficult and unpleasant as it is, try and use it to move past her.

[Anonymous No.10309606]

>>10309585
fuck off to >>>/r9k/ you miserable cunt

[Anonymous No.10309609]

>>10309583
i have no sympathy for autistic retards, this is true.

[Anonymous No.10309611]

>>10309138
brb rethinking my life

[Anonymous No.10309625]

>>10309599
Thanks for the reassurance.

It was extremely hard keeping that secret for the last 6 or 7 years. It chipped away at me each day, To be completely honest a good part of why I drink is because of her....Or rather I drink more because of her and because of my feelings for her.


Fucking sucks, But at least I'm not always going to be wondering anymore.

I can dedicate my life to doing what I want to do instead of doing things she wants me to do (like help her with the stupid mailbox).

I'm going to enjoy drinking with zero remorse and no responsibility or guilt because she makes me feel that way or makes me do shit for her.


Fuck it all.

[Anonymous No.10309657]

Using a woman as your excuse for alcoholism has to be the most pitiful shit, you're a drunk, own it, enjoy it, stop trying to find some way to make it okay because you will never succeed at this and will make yourself look like a faggot in the process.

maybe I'm just different but I never needed an excuse to drink..

[Anonymous No.10309664]

>>10309129
>general

[Anonymous No.10309667]

>>10309625
best of luck anon, I hope you find someone else to make you happy

[Anonymous No.10309673]

>>10309657
Drinking sucks and I don't think anyone should do just because they want to.
But women are the shittiest reason to drink.

Like we all know what they are. Scorpion and frog, right?

[Anonymous No.10309674]

Soon I'm going to have to fly back home for my grandfather's funeral. I won't be able to drink during that time, but I think that's for the best.

[Anonymous No.10309688]

Is it too early to drink?

[Anonymous No.10309693]

>>10309583
Sympathy is for the unfortunate. Fuckups need the full nature of their mistake drilled into their heads. It's the only way people learn.

[Anonymous No.10309695]

>>10309625
You should be grateful she took you out of this embarrassing fantasy of yours. She's just the better excuse you found.

[Anonymous No.10309700]

Not alcoholic but I'm hanging out my fucking hole after an all day session yesterday involving cocaine and at least 10 pints of guiness. Haven't left my bed yet

[Anonymous No.10309707]

>>10309667
Thanks you anon, I sincerely appreciate that.


I wish you the best of luck as well, With everything.

[Anonymous No.10309743]

While binging yesterday I drank an isotonic drink and also had two cups of water with salt stirred Into them.

No hangover today at all.

[Anonymous No.10309753]

>>10309743
No amount of water prevents acetyldehyde saturation

[Anonymous No.10309779]

>>10309129
I'm going sober for a month. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.10309838]

>>10309779

[Anonymous No.10309840]

>>10309700

do that every day for a couple of years then we can talk

[Anonymous No.10309884]

Anybody else hiding their drinking from their significant other?

[Anonymous No.10309944]

>>10309884
My s/o drinks more than me.

[Anonymous No.10309957]

I drink at least 500 to 1000 liters of beer a year. Is that much?

[Anonymous No.10309981]

>>10309884
>hiding their drinking
I was doing this.
Fucking ruined my relationship and I got kicked out of our apartment. Now I lost the woman I love and my best friend in the world. If you care about your significant other, don't hide it. Stop or slow down if they want you to and if you can. Work it out

[Anonymous No.10309994]

>>10309693
I'd like to help you learn how to be nicer

[Anonymous No.10310009]

>>10309994
you can't even help yourself. if you want to do the world a favor... stop breathing permanently

[Anonymous No.10310010]

>>10309957
Is it the same amount consistently every night? It's a lot yeah, but barely qualifies as being an alcoholic by the standards of these threads

[Anonymous No.10310035]

>>10310009
Honestly dude I was saying drinking over a girl is pitiful and basically agreeing with you before but you really are a nasty little faggot. I believe it's you that the world would be better off without and you're demonstrating why pretty clearly

[Anonymous No.10310060]

>>10310035
>world would be better off without me
kek. that's the reason I will try to live forever. fuck this gay earth.

[Anonymous No.10310070]

>>10309840
Thank God at Patrick's Day is only once a year

[Anonymous No.10310112]

Any tips on purposefully tanking a job interview? I don't want this job but a family member insisted I pursue it, how can I make sure I don't get hired

[Anonymous No.10310123]

>>10310112
go in with a flask and use it repeatedly during the interview.

[Anonymous No.10310136]

>>10310112
How about don't show up?

Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.10310149]

>>10310070
Amateur hour. Second worst is NYE.

[Anonymous No.10310158]

>>10310112

wear your under on the outside of your pants and keep saying "if anyone on this planet was born to think outside the box, it's this guy"

[Anonymous No.10310173]

>>10310158

lelled

[Anonymous No.10310185]

>>10310136
that's the thing, if I don't show up said family member will know and that would be very bad. I need to show up, and then I need to make absolutely certain they wont hire me
>>10310158
you're thinking outside the box and I like it

[Anonymous No.10310193]

>>10310010
I drink about every second day about 8 pints of regular ~5% beer. Sometimes I drink every day depending how I feel like.
Have been doing this about 5 years or more.

[Anonymous No.10310207]

Every fucking day i want to leave treatment and go get fucked up

[Anonymous No.10310220]

>>10310193
8 pints is probably an underestimatement, more like 10 to 12.

[Anonymous No.10310351]

>>10309129

Works.

[Anonymous No.10310361]

>>10310351
> Don't booze it!
> Drink this cocaine instead.

Coke.45
works every time.

[Anonymous No.10310368]

>>10310220
Yeah that's a lot of beer, less than what I maxxed out at a few years ago but I didn't continue with that more than a month or two. If you didn't alternate days and have to work (I'm assuming) so you can't drink in the morning you'd definitely get withdrawals, which is basically the primary thing you want to avoid. Idk dude. I personally get tired of feeling crappy all the time when I'm drinking like that, non-alcohol time starts to be not as good. I'm a little hungover right now though so maybe that's more in the forefront of my mind

[Anonymous No.10310379]

>>10310351
oral cocaine was probably pretty nice

[Anonymous No.10310673]

>>10309506
Heroin will be there for you far longer than any woman could be.

[Anonymous No.10310681]

>>10309554
Will its time to stop mate. She's gonna marry Harry now and theres nowt you can do to stop that.

[Anonymous No.10310692]

>>10310351
Holy shit I miss the olden times. Walk into a shop and get a couple bottles of that and an opium brick and you're fucking set.

[Anonymous No.10310708]

>>10310112
Drink while wearing the outfit you're going in. Do this for about a week and don't wash the outfit. When you go the smell of piss and booze will be so bad they'll be desperate to get you out the door.

[Anonymous No.10310732]

al/ck/ies have produced some dark stuff over time. I've been haunted by this video for the past few years:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAc8Cndxcn4

[Anonymous No.10310809]

>>10309382
Thats fucked. Been there me self and no, i did not work out

[Anonymous No.10310961]

Any of you morons live in Scotland? At least some of you must, given this country's propensity for alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.10311004]

>>10310351
ah, the good old days

[Anonymous No.10311007]

>>10310112

Just ask how much the pay is, how many breaks you get and if advances in pay are allowed

[Anonymous No.10311008]

>>10310732
lol

[Anonymous No.10311011]

>>10310961
Clapistan here. What's life like in Scotland. Only reference I have is Trainspotting.

[Anonymous No.10311045]

>>10311011

trainspotting was films nostalgic sunny look at scotland
the reality is much more grey, much more drab and much more miserable

[Anonymous No.10311056]

anyone else love to star gaze while drunk?
i love going outside and just laying on my back while viewing the stars. i'm afraid i might pass out someday and freeze to death.
one day i'm going to draw a map on my own.

[Anonymous No.10311070]

>>10311056
One time I climbed up on my roof to star gaze while drunk (I have a low part of my roof I can get to). Ended up passing out there, and I'm pretty sure half my neighborhood drove by in their car the next morning seeing me passed out drunk on my roof. I had a concerned neighbor come yell at me to make sure I wasn't dead. But ya, drunk star gazing really makes you feel small

[Anonymous No.10311084]

>>10311056
During the summer I spent a few days at my mate's cabin. We got shitfaced and fucked with his telescope all the nights
It was pretty fucking perfect

[Anonymous No.10311129]

Sipped straight Jameson for the first time last night, bretty good. Might have to /into/ sipping whiskey because I don't get super fucked up because I'm a pussy who can't just down it.

Anyway first time here, I'm a big beer boi, get drunk every night. Heard there was a general from /tv/. Hello

[Anonymous No.10311177]

>>10311070
i love to lay on my cars roof and not care about a thing. if i had someone yelling at me i would be really pissed off desu. i totally get feeling small while star gazing cuz it really is relaxing to not give a fuck every now and then.
>>10311084
during the summer its too bright here to see the stars. because of this i have to star gaze during the winter and it sucks having to remind yourself to stay conscious every five minutes. where do you live, assuming you can see the stars in the summer time?

[Anonymous No.10311194]

>>10311177
Eastern Canada. Normally can't see anything in the cities, but in the country, where the cabin was you could see everything.
I actually laughed the first time going outside. I had forgotten how many stars there really are.
Milky Way is a sumbitch to see

[Anonymous No.10311222]

Do you guys ever get a song stuck on repeat in your head while in WD's? Usually it's like a 5 second loop of a song I was listening to the night before while drinking, and it just plays on a loop in my head all day until I absolutely hate the song and can't listen to it for months

[Anonymous No.10311229]

>>10311222
Yeah, I can recall music so much better when hungover

[Anonymous No.10311247]

>>10311194
fuck me, no matter how far north you travel here in Finland you won't be seeing any stars during the summer. but in the winter you can see like thousand stars at the same time.
in the summer times all you can see is the sun.
does the sun settle during the night there in canada, because i have heard it's similar there with sunny nights during summer?

[Anonymous No.10311265]

>>10310123
kek'd

[Anonymous No.10311282]

Anyone else feel some sort of odd satisfaction after finishing a handle?

[Anonymous No.10311303]

>>10311282
For me, that usually incites panic since I know it's my last drink, and I have to either sober up or figure out how to get more

[Anonymous No.10311328]

>>10311303
I keep "reserve" or "emergency" handles in my basement. Usually at least 4, I prefer to have 6-8 though. That's my comfort zone

Both so I don't have to walk/drive drunk and also incase of an EMP or some natural disaster where the liquor store is not open.


Also if there ever was an EMP, I'd be the first to start looting liquor

[Anonymous No.10311337]

>>10309838
Se plea the do that best can you do?

[Anonymous No.10311374]

How the fuck do people drink beer? It genuinely tastes like piss no matter how much you pay for it.

[Anonymous No.10311393]

>>10311374
It an acquired taste you fucking idiot


How do some people like olives? How do some people like pickles? How do some people (you) like cum?

You either like it or you don't

[Anonymous No.10311400]

>>10311393
>How do some people like olives? How do some people like pickles? How do some people (you) like cum?
None of those were acquired tastes for me, not even the cum.

[Anonymous No.10311408]

>>10311400
You drink cum often enough, You'll start to not hate it as much. I'm sure...

[Anonymous No.10311417]

>>10311393
As you grow older, your sensitivity to bitterness and your need for sweetness both shrink.

[Anonymous No.10311420]

>>10311417
I didn't know that, Cool.


The more you know...

[Anonymous No.10311423]

>>10311374
do you know why beer is the cheapest way to get drunk over here? because you will be puking after a six pack. i swear nobody can drink themself drunk with beer and feel alraight

[Anonymous No.10311432]

>>10311423
I do basically every time I drink mayne... I'm willing to say I might have above average stomach capacity though

[Anonymous No.10311442]

>>10311423
That's why a sixer of IPA is usually perfect for me

By the end of the 6th one, I'm totally done

[Anonymous No.10311531]

>>10311432
it costs like ten bucks to get a six pack of beer over here so i would rather drink hard liquor
>>10311442
i will be done after a six pack of proper beer but it costs too much and it taste like shit if you aren't drunk.

[Anonymous No.10311581]

I had to sleep and rest a few hours before starting drinking today because my stomach was in uproar. I took a pill and farted for an hour, then slept. I woke 12 am where I live (Euro) and now I'm drinking. Cheap beer goes first, then I've got some cheap brandy-vodka mix.

[Anonymous No.10311600]

happy sunday from the pacific northwest, anons

drinking ciders in my room with my window open and I can smell spring in the air and it makes me feel almost a bit happy. It smells new.

what're you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8eDKxWBFwU

[Anonymous No.10311601]

>>10311222
I'm glad i'm not the only one

[Anonymous No.10311613]

>>10311600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHLN5P6LMOs

[Anonymous No.10311639]

>>10311613
lol, this seems like it should be satire but I know it's not. I'm Canadian so I don't really have anything to say about America's gun problem but this is retarded

[Anonymous No.10311664]

>>10309129
Came here a few years ago with the same confession, it's been two plus months of drinking 7-8 beers worth ac everynight, but this time I feel far more capable of stopping. Like today, no drinks no problem, and I went 4 days without a couple weeks back.
>special twist this time
>I've been healing a broken arm and didn't even stop to consider i was fucking up
Wish me luck, hoping to go longer than 4 days this time. I found that eating only super healthy (fruits veg and only fish if craving meat) helped my 4 day run.

Fuck this gay earth we're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.10311665]

>>10311639
lemmie put it like this, one of the first driving lessons my dad taught me was to never, ever tailgate someone with an NRA sticker on their car

[Anonymous No.10311673]

>>10311665
yeah but why tailgate anyone in the first place? I'm scared for my life every day as it is, I can't imagine living in a place where there are guns everywhere.

[Anonymous No.10311675]

>>10309240
Not being able to stop yourself from doing something is scary.
Wah indeed. Wah wah all over your mom's cheeks

[Anonymous No.10311689]

>>10309271
I felt the fear for the first time recently, lurking in here and saw what you guys were saying about it. This thread really helps us guys wondering "shit am I an alc". I was in actual denial about being alc the first time I came here.

[Anonymous No.10311700]

>>10309382
>>10309515
Being a drunk makes you retarded with women and makes you way too open

[Anonymous No.10311722]

>>10309554
>I wasn't even drunk when I told her, I had like 6 shots just to get the w/d symtoms away
Did you ever stop to wonder "how could any woman want me when I'm a full blown addict"? Do you think she can't tell? Or do you just think they can overlook it? I feel for you pal but goddamn
Stop having crushes
>but I'm in lurv
Kek

[Anonymous No.10311730]

>>10309561
I knew a girl who was married for ten years and went through the same thing, alcoholic brother in law confessing love to her. Shit is insane

[Anonymous No.10311742]

This hangover would be so, so much easier to deal with if it wasn't so FUCKING hot. Fuck Australia. And my place has no air con. Fuck I would kill to have air con. Who lives somewhere cold and wants to swap with me fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.10311743]

>>10311722
>"Did you ever stop to wonder "how could any woman want me when I'm a full blown addict"? Do you think she can't tell?"

[Anonymous No.10311750]

>>10309657
You're right man. Just so happens women are the most classic excuse. I am also a drinker who needs no excuse, when everything in life is great I still drink.

[Anonymous No.10311760]

>>10309673
>Drinking sucks
No it doesnt. That's the problem.

[Anonymous No.10311771]

>>10311760
if it doesn't suck it's not a problem

[Anonymous No.10311778]

>>10311742
Just buy a portable air-conditioning that you can put on the floor.

[Anonymous No.10311781]

>>10309779
I'll try with you. I wish us luck! Bill burr said 10 days without and he can do however long he wants, like 100 days or more. I believe him I've experienced the same thing. So my first aim is 1 day. Then 2. Then 10. Then 31.

[Anonymous No.10311788]

>>10310060
I like this attitude

[Anonymous No.10311799]

>>10310351
I wonder how many alcoholics had heart attacks because of this

[Anonymous No.10311806]

>>10311070
Kek great story

[Anonymous No.10311813]

>>10311222
I don't know if I have withdrawal but absolutely yes

[Anonymous No.10311829]

>>10311374
Tastes great, feels great, super refreshing and cold but not sweet like gay sugary children drinks (soda)

>>10311423
You're crazy. I can't get fully drunk off beer because it takes 20 of them and even then I don't have a hangover. This makes nightly overdrinking very easy. To get drunk or a hangover now I need wine or liquor with beer.

[Anonymous No.10311848]

>>10309506
Don’t.

[Anonymous No.10311849]

>>10311742
You and everyone who lives near the equator are defying nature. Don't even know what to tell you except stop living in hell.

[Anonymous No.10311851]

>>10311829
there are beers out there that can still give you a hangover, many have "ice" in the name

[Anonymous No.10311860]

>>10311771
The problem is being unable to stop, like fat people who can't just enjoy an occasional treat. Treats don't suck, that's why they're called treats.

[Anonymous No.10311873]

>>10311849
It's so fucked. At least I'm in Sydney where it's okay half the year. If I was up north somewhere I would have gone totally bonkers by now

[Anonymous No.10311905]

Reminder that any problems you have remembering things is due to wernicke-korsakoff syndrome. It is insanely common in anyone who has over 3 beers/day

[Anonymous No.10311928]

>$13 for 750ml bottle of 12.5%
>color is a slight golden tint
>one of the most delicious things I've ever tasted
Holy fuck being a weeb has finally paid off. Also bought some cheap sake, haven't tried it yet.

[Anonymous No.10311957]

Well this just happened to me 1 hour ago:
>be me
>massive alcoholic
>massive
>have to quit or I’ll be dead in 5 years or much less. No joke. I’ve been hospitalised twice for alcohol abuse almost dead each time, in intensive care.
>go to Dr and ask for vallium to help with DT’s
>Dr says that doesn’t help and refuses my request
>went and bought another 5 bottles of wine for today
>already finished 1 1/2 bottles and it’s not quite 11am.
Gotta love severe alcoholism. Anyone reading this please never drink alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10311981]

>>10311905
Been noticing this more and more recently. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.10312022]

>>10311905
I've been alc for a while and still have better memory than everyone else. I swear everyone is a retard who I have to remind things to all the time.

[Anonymous No.10312030]

>>10311957
You can safely ween yourself. Sounds like you've already done major damage though.

[Anonymous No.10312067]

>>10311905
Does this fuck with your long term or short term memory more? My long term memory is fine (very sharp actually I reckon) but lately I've been catching myself pretty often going upstairs to get something and then completely forgetting what I was going to get, or having a specific album in iTunes in mind and then going to put it on and not being able to remember. Stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.10312080]

Alcohol you bastard, why do you have to be so delicious all the time?

[Anonymous No.10312184]

i just puked something red/orange while drinking a six pack of cider after a long streak of hard liquor. was this blood or what the fuck?? i didn't eat anything red/orange today only meatballs and potatoes.

[Anonymous No.10312185]

>>10311957
If you really want to quiz without dying of WD, then order some diclazepam from legal clearnet markets
It's an analog of diazepam with about 10x the potency

This chart will give you a pretty good idea about how much to take for tapering. Just take 1/10th a dose of diclazepam for however much diazepam it says to take

[Anonymous No.10312196]

>>10311722
>Did you ever stop to wonder "how could any woman want me when I'm a full blown addict"? Do you think she can't tell? Or do you just think they can overlook it? I feel for you pal but goddamn
>Stop having crushes


I hide my alcoholism pretty well, I don't think many people know. Even her

People know I drink on the weekends but I don't think anyone besides 1 brother (not that brother) knows I drink more than that. I drink vodka during the day and eat mints 24/7 so I don't think anyone notices

[Anonymous No.10312229]

>>10312185
>Let me just get over my addiction by taking even worse drugs.

Do not fuck with benzos, I've been there and done that, it is not worth it.
>but I can control myself
You're an alcoholic, stop it.

[Anonymous No.10312231]

>>10312184
Is cider not red/orange?
Could be blood i guess

[Anonymous No.10312236]

>>10309382

>tries to fuck his brother's girlfriend

good riddance. use a gun, its quicker

[Anonymous No.10312244]

>>10312196
you are delusional. everyone knows.

[Anonymous No.10312253]

>>10310351
Quick Rundown?

[Anonymous No.10312262]

>>10312229
This is strictly for tapering purposes and taking only the minimum to avoid alcohol withdrawal

Benzos still have a lot of medical value even if they are addictive

[Anonymous No.10312522]

>>10311905
>binging intensifies

o shit

[Anonymous No.10312547]

>>10312067
short term definitely

[Anonymous No.10312635]

>>10312196
Brother, we alcs emit fumes from our pores and it's written on our faces.

[Anonymous No.10312641]

I never used to really drink. My parents didn't drink so I never started. But then I did start and now its getting really bad. I just got dumped and my reaction was to get blackout drunk. I'm scared. I

[Anonymous No.10312649]

>>10311722
>Did you ever stop to wonder "how could any woman want me when I'm a full blown addict"

kind of a silly concept when there are murderers, rapists, drug dealers etc. who still get women. there is no level of scumminess you can be where women won't like you. You just cant be socially retarded

[Anonymous No.10312658]

>>10312641

Don't drink to blackout, especially in public, and you'll be fine. Learn to moderate your usage. Don't be a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.10312726]

>>10312635
i really don't think the smell thing is true, i've known alcoholics i couldn't smell even before i drank
definitely agree that it's written on our faces though

[Anonymous No.10312732]

>>10312641
>last thing he said was 'I...'
Shit fellas I think he's already blacked out that was fast

[Anonymous No.10312744]

>>10312641
>>10312658
The first time I ever got blackout drunk was after 6 years of drinking no problem. It was around a group of girls who all liked me, and I was the only guy there. I woke up the next morning with vomit on my shirt (you could tell they tried to clean me up) and they were all treating me completely different.

The shame will never wash off, and I've never blacked out since. Shit was terrifying having to imagine what I did and said while falling around through their house, probably puking and yelling, who knows what I did, they wouldn't tell me. All I remember are vague dreamlike sequences of me sliding along the wall and falling on the ground as they said my name.

[Anonymous No.10312751]

>>10312649
No, friend. Alcoholics are scary to girls and for good reason. Even the girls who have major issues and are alcoholics themselves don't want to be a part of it.

[Anonymous No.10312754]

>>10312726
Women have noses like blood hounds. It's no different from pheromones, it registers.

[Anonymous No.10312766]

>>10312754
Yeah my mom would always smell it on my dad even if he came home with gum and shit

[Anonymous No.10312808]

>>10312751
alcoholism isnt a positive trait but your average alcoholic is still getting a nonzero amount of women in the same sense the average schmuck is still getting pussy, even with all his flaws
>x is scary therefore people arent attracted to it
read up on stockholm syndrome my man

[Anonymous No.10312815]

>tfw drinking makes you the person you want to be

I hate it. BEE yourself and miserable depressed cunt or drink and be a fun loving normal human with social skills who can talk to women. Such is life i guess.

[Anonymous No.10312845]

>>10312815
I agree.


If I never had to interact with another person on earth, I think I would so fine without drinking.

[Anonymous No.10312863]

>>10311799
I did

[Anonymous No.10312874]

>>10311222
I tore my apartment apart, disconnected all power, turned off cell phones etc, asked my neighbor, looking for a 4 note bass riff that kept playing for 3 days
Turns out it was the last track on a lady Gaga CD I'd been listening to drinking but I'd never heard it sober before, and with all power off it was definitely in my head

[Anonymous No.10312921]

>>10312874
well share it, nigga

[Anonymous No.10312931]

What is one thing you guys regret the most?
For me, It's letting down my mother and father by becoming an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.10312936]

>>10312931
not investing in buttcoin

[Anonymous No.10312941]

>>10312936
I mcfucked up that too.


I bought 900 dollars in bitcoin and instead of saving it, I bought weed and xanax

[Anonymous No.10312973]

>>10312845
No no m8, drinking makes me the person I WANT TO BE. You misinterpreted my meme arrows, I wish I could be me drunk 24/7 a fun loving person can talk to to people, as opposed to the sober me who is a miserable cunt and mad all the time.

[Anonymous No.10312979]

I farted a few minutes ago. I have no idea if I shit my pants or not, and I don't care. I wiggled around a bit to see if it seemed wet back there, but it doesn't. This is what you have to look forward to if you're going to be a long-time alcoholic. You will shit yourself. All the fucking time. Seriously, quit if you can.

[Anonymous No.10312986]

>>10311781
Let's do it. I got so drunk on Saturday I could barely breathe. Not a viable lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.10312991]

>>10311222
Usually what happens to me is I'll start listening to a few different tracks and then I'll wake up hours later and it'll be something totally different. Like I'll start with Death or the Circle Jerks and end up waking up to Mongolian throat singing or Hebridean Psalm singing. Then all that shit blends in my head and I just cycle through seconds of each song and it drives me fucking nuts. I can't concentrate on anything. It's just a blend of fucking noise in my head all day.

[Anonymous No.10313028]

>tfw drunk and become shit posting incarnate

[Anonymous No.10313030]

Does anyone here have a full bar? I just want someone to taste test this cocktail i made up when blasted out of my mind yesterday.

It's a weird mix of an old fashioned and a side car. I call it an... Oldsmobile

[Anonymous No.10313036]

>>10313030
oh yeah, the shaker should have hella ice.

[Anonymous No.10313041]

>>10313030
We all drink cheap vodka from the bottle mate

[Anonymous No.10313053]

>>10313041
oh, that case whats your favorite cheap vodka? I'm a pinnacle man.

[Anonymous No.10313060]

>>10313053
New amsterdam and smirnoff usually. I know those aren't the cheapest, but yeah

[Anonymous No.10313070]

>>10312931
Wasted life. Could've been banging broads, falling in love, making friends, learning shit, making money, getting in shape. Instead: Gaming, jerking off, this place, and enough drink to send me to the hospital twice.

I am getting sober while I still can. I already feel that I have let my parents down, so I am gonna cut my losses.

[Anonymous No.10313099]

>>10313070
>Wasted life.
This. I have fallen in love, banged broads, made friends, learned shit, got in shape, but none of it meant anything and I threw it all away. I fell in love with the wrong women, banged the wrong broads, made the worst friends, learned the most useless skill and professions, I have made little money and wasted most of it, and have made little of my athletic skills. I was once an Olympic hopeful in fencing, and now I'm a fat fuck who games, drinks, works a shit job, and occasionally gets to show off how limber I am despite being a fat fuck, because everyone rightfully assumes I'm a useless fat fuck. Once I was a contender in international fencing competitions. I used to regularly fence some of America's top epee fencers. Fuck it. I've tried to get sober several times, and I doubt I ever will.

[Anonymous No.10313163]

>>10312874
Holy shit. That's some /x/ shit. She cast a spell on you. Illuminati wins again.

[Anonymous No.10313167]

>>10312931
Physical degradation, especially my heart and brain. I have taken years off my life.

[Anonymous No.10313173]

>>10312986
Dude yes, I also had trouble breathing after my last binge. I hated it.

[Anonymous No.10313185]

One day down. Now to do another day without. I know it's day by day, so right now instead of saying I know I'm gonna make it I will just be happy I didn't grab a beer. I could have too, we have a stocked bar downstairs.

I'm going to keep coming to this thread, it helps.

[Anonymous No.10313187]

>>10312874
it was like the second to last track on born this way
some shitty remix of that song

[Anonymous No.10313194]

>>10313187
meant for >>10312921

[Anonymous No.10313202]

>>10313194
https://youtu.be/QXmhWh-nvo4?t=5m26s
This?

[Anonymous No.10313215]

Going to sleep sober, brushed my teeth. I feel happy of myself
https://youtu.be/EFnoEihI9so

[Anonymous No.10313236]

>>10313099
You're like the bam margera of fencing kek

[Anonymous No.10313245]

>drink a little
>get a decent buzz
>wears off 2 minutes later
Prozac annoys me sometimes

[Anonymous No.10313312]

>Black out
>Wake up on the couch
>Did the washing up at some point before passing out
Feels good when I don't leave myself a mess.

[Anonymous No.10313347]

>>10311742
I'll swap. But you'll just end up trapped in a miserable northern English city.

[Anonymous No.10313367]

>>10309693
Why not give the benefit of the doubt towards this guy having gotten the "full nature" on his own? Why spend your time kicking him while he's down?
Your statement implies an (albeit stonehearted and unkind, though maybe effective) intent to help him, so why not try helping him pick himself up after he's gotten the drilling in the mistake part down?

[Anonymous No.10313450]

hey alck
im drunk

[Anonymous No.10313464]

I love jerking off when I'm drunk

[Anonymous No.10313480]

>>10313464

2 shots, incest porn. I'm done in 3 minutes.

[Anonymous No.10313481]

>>10309382
>drinking oneself to death on fast-track
Tried it m8, doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.10313482]

Sigh, I just wanna have a few drinks on the weekend and play some videogames but I always go way overboard.

>last night
>drinking liquor
>not feeling satisfyingly drunk yet
>keep drinking
>still not drunk enough
>wake up extremely dehydrated and hungover
>spend day in hangover daze
>delaying going to sleep because I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep because of wd/hangover.

fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.10313485]

>>10313480
Ma man.

[Anonymous No.10313487]

>>10313482
You know why alcoholics don't get hungover?


Our blood alcohol content never gets below intoxicated.

I can drink all day and finally go to sleep at 12am, And wake up at 7 am because my blood alcohol level is lowering. I have a couple shots to bring it up, Then shower and go abouyt my daily activities. Then drink more around 11am.

[Anonymous No.10313501]

>>10313480
>she says something in Spanish

[Anonymous No.10313523]

>>10313487

Well yea I know, but keeping a high BAC for an extended period is how you kill yourself with alcohol. Binge drinking is also terrible for you but you won't die from it, which is why I keep doing it.

When I was still inexperienced I was in real danger of becoming an alcoholic though because I didn't know anything about withdrawal effects. That feedback loop of insomnia due to alcohol withdrawal so you have some drinks so you can sleep but then you have insomnia the next day. And the anxiety that comes and makes you think your life is falling apart, and you don't realize that it's not real anxiety it's just the withdrawals fucking your brain chemistry.

Shit was dangerous man.

[Anonymous No.10313527]

>>10313523
>keeping a high BAC for an extended period is how you kill yourself with alcohol.

What do you think were trying to do buddy?

You think alcoholics love living? You think we love our life?


lol go back to drinking wine coolers with your wife and her friends.

[Anonymous No.10313531]

>>10313523
>tfw WDs start when you're still fucking drunk

[Anonymous No.10313543]

>>10313523
>Binge drinking is also terrible for you but you won't die from it


lol, how do you think all those frat boys die every year?

[Anonymous No.10313545]

>gonna be alive for 60-80 years and none of them will be spent with a titcow gf

[Anonymous No.10313551]

>>10313527

Well I hope things get better for you man.

>>10313531

That's...not possible right? You'd have to be keeping a ridiculously high baseline BAC to be able to be drunk and still have your body be withdrawing from not enough alc...

>>10313543

By shoving it up their butt or drinking a ridiculously stupid amount?

Anyway, anyone have any tips for being able to drink in moderation? I'd really like to just get moderate drunk and play vidya on the weekends, but I don't want my whole weekend (and often first few days of week) to be shot because of it.

[Anonymous No.10313553]

>>10313551
>anyone have any tips for being able to drink in moderation?


Buddy you are in the wrong place, It says "a/ck/ general" not "drinking in moderation general"

lol'd


Go on and fuck off

[Anonymous No.10313556]

>>10313551
>drinking a ridiculously stupid amount?


Isn't that what binge drinking is, You fuckin idiot

[Anonymous No.10313564]

>>10313527
>>10313543
>>10313551
>>10313553
>>10313556
hey mr reddit spacing, stop being a cunt

[Anonymous No.10313565]

>>10313551
>That's...not possible right? You'd have to be keeping a ridiculously high baseline BAC to be able to be drunk and still have your body be withdrawing from not enough alc...

When I'm out there, it's a handle+ of vodka per DAY for me. Thrown down a gallon per day at my worst. There's no moderation, no maintenance, no rationality. Last hospital trip was two days after my last drink. BAC was still .16 and WDs were going strong. I am not meant to touch alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10313566]

>>10313556

Binge Drinking:

NIAAA defines binge drinking as a pattern of drinking that brings blood alcohol concentration (BAC) levels to 0.08 g/dL. This typically occurs after 4 drinks for women and 5 drinks for men—in about 2 hours.

Everyone has their own idea of what constitutes "real" binge drinking though.

[Anonymous No.10313576]

>>10313531
Oh man this is a fucking fun parade. Experiencing The Horror somehow while you're still drunk. Take breaks, people.

[Anonymous No.10313621]

>The Fear lasts all day
This shit won't quit. Is this foreverfear?
Nothing I do gets rid of this intense insane anxiety like I'm going to fucking die.
It's 2am now and I went to sleep fine at midnight but now keep waking up with my heart racing and my left arm and leg keeps going numb. Going to try an hot shower. Anyone have any remedies for This? Benzos or drugs in general are not feesable and I'm trying to stay out of emergency and wasting my money and their time laughing at me over a pa if attack...but God I'm fucking tired and the numbness freaks me out even more...

[Anonymous No.10313662]

>>10313621
>and my left arm and leg keeps going numb

go to the hospital

[Anonymous No.10313682]

>>10313662
This happens often for me. Bad blood flow. Long term smoker as well.

[Anonymous No.10313687]

>>10310112
Kek was in the same position. Was at a job I loved that was close to me and was forced to go to this job interview for a job far away for 25 cents more an hour. I'm a complete autist tho so them not hiring me was pretty easy. Ended up just telling em I didn't want to leave my other job yet.

[Anonymous No.10313691]

>>10312815
for real

[Anonymous No.10313707]

>>10312815
how the fuck are you supposed to talk to people sober

i'm such a fucking anxious wreck until i get a few drinks in me, and once i start i don't want to stop until i throw up

[Anonymous No.10313716]

>>10313707

Like literally everything else in life it takes practice. You're depriving yourself of practice by using alcohol as a crutch. Just practice being social sober. Yea it sucks at first when you're incompetent but you get better with practice and then it stops sucking so much.

[Anonymous No.10313722]

Drinking after 5 days sober is amazing.

[an eat No.10313780]

>>10309129
The ride never ends

[an eat No.10313784]

>>10309240
Lol what gives with these homos

[Anonymous No.10313825]

>>10311851
can confirm
also natural light

[Anonymous No.10313857]

>>10313367
because i'm not a woman.

[Anonymous No.10314068]

>>10310368
The longest I've gone without drinking the past couple of years was 3 days. I don't remember much withdrawal aside from bad sleep and having the shits.

[Anonymous No.10314181]

How are you toenails, teeth, bags under the eyes, wrinkles and chest (pain) holding up?

If nothing of this starts looking average/bad then you haven't drunken "enough" yet.

[Anonymous No.10314272]

>>10314181
Nails grow like crazy, even though that might be because of warped time perception due to long sleep and intoxication. I have heart arrhythmias and occasional chest pain like a stinging needle but the doctor says it's fine.

[Anonymous No.10314282]

>>10309129

The worst thing about drinking is that it goes so well with smoking.

Also that drinking drains of all your vitamins and makes you sleep like shit/exhausted the next day.

[Anonymous No.10314289]

>>10314272
>I have heart arrhythmias
I've had a couple afib episodes that always scare me on the wagon for a few weeks. Heavy drinking is not a friend to the heart.

[Anonymous No.10314420]

>>10313202
oh jesus yes

[Anonymous No.10314424]

I went to sleep (according to my phone) at 455am, It's now 930 am and I just woke up drunker than when I went to sleep, Missed 5 calls from my dad. Feel like total shit physically and mentally

Blew a blood vessel in my eye puking yesterday

[Anonymous No.10314657]

Serious question....

What do you guys plan to do when drinking catches up with you health wise?

>pic related

What I drank last night, usually I polish off a handle a day. I'm a bit disappointed in myself

[Anonymous No.10314672]

>>10314657
I quit.. Drinking wasn't as important as living imo

[Anonymous No.10314694]

>>10314672
Lol'd hard

[Anonymous No.10314699]

>>10313099
Many sportsmen turn alcoholic if they are abruptly forced to stop their practice (accident, health, etc). On what circumstances did you stop?

[Anonymous No.10314703]

>>10314657
Go to a doctor and ask for help. I was well on my way to become an alcoholic because I had to drink every single day to get rid of my anxiety. I got pills from the doctor instead and they really help. At the same time as I went to the doctor I also did a water fast for 6 days and it really helped me get better control of my impulses. I eat and drink because I'm bored or anxious, not because I'm hungry. Water fasting was only difficult for two days when the body adjusted to burning body fat.

[Anonymous No.10314707]

>>10314694
>dat edge

[Anonymous No.10314717]

>>10314657
>What do you guys plan to do when drinking catches up with you health wise?

I was forced to stop when cirrocis covered about 40% of my liver.

I switched to marijuana and haven't looked back.

To be honest, I find it much easier to be a working, high functioning stoner than a high functioning alcoholic. With drinking, I would miss too many days of work to be productive.

[Anonymous No.10314727]

>>10309129
I blacked out for the first time in years and years yesterday and woke up on the couch today at 4 in the morning.
I felt so good. Yesterday was legitimately some of the happiest I've been in as long as I can remember. I don't know why I would even attempt to stay sober or agonize over other things in life that just truly don't matter.

[Anonymous No.10314875]

>tfw shit brown liquid instead of yellow liquid this morning

Maybe I'm getting better

[Anonymous No.10314925]

>>10313857

It's not a womanly thing to assist the people around her, to help them improve themselves, to make them into better people.

It's a womanly thing to berate and insult, push down, and then claim earned superiority over those who had already lost.

You say you're not a woman, but you act the contrary.

[Anonymous No.10314942]

>have job interview
>think I knock it out of the park
>just got an email from hr saying I’m not being invited back for the final round

[Anonymous No.10314949]

>>10314925
>Hi, I'm from plebbit.
from flyting to holmgang, insulting has been a tradition among men for a very long time. maybe if you left your soyboi bubble you would gain a taste for the practice. being a coddling bitch has never been good for men.

[Anonymous No.10314956]

>>10314657

It already did. My teeth hurt and my gum looks like that of a 50-60 year old (even so brush my teeth like shit). I have huge backs under my eyes, my memory is shit and I have sporadics pains in my chest. I am 32.

Drunk (and smoked) for 12 years at least every 2-5 days (smoked daily) everything from 4-15 beers (0,5) over 1-3 bottles of sparkling wine to 1-1/2 bottles of hard liquor.

Last few years it just cheap wine. Roughly 1,5 l. I think it was not even the huge amount but the consistency which didn't allow my liver to regenerate. Now I basically have to quit everything or I can say goodbye to the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.10315024]

>>10314949

Traditions have no inherent value.
If we take "survival of the fittest" to mean "Only the strong deserve to live" rather than "Only the strong are capable of living", then we have a world where the weak are punished for being weak, and all that's left is a bunch of egotistical chad-memes getting mad at eachother about which one is the best.
The strong should not strive to inflict fear on the weak, the strong should strive to reforge the weak into the strong, and negative reinforcement is one of the least effective ways to instil change in a person.

[Anonymous No.10315131]

>>10314949
There's a difference between friendly shit slinging, and being a straight asshole. On the internet it's hard to tell because of tone of voice, context, etc.

Regardless, people have thin skin nowadays.

[Anonymous No.10315142]

>>10309382

u sound like a piece of shit m8 hope ur bro batters u

[Anonymous No.10315143]

>>10310351
We need to go deeper.

[Anonymous No.10315159]

>>10311423
Beer is STRICTLY for the times you are hung over as all fuck but dont want to take pills. THEN beer is really hair of the dog.
Getting drunk off of beer, the morning after is one of the worst. Comparable only perhaps to vermouth and hard liquor.

[Anonymous No.10315165]

This is by far the most pitiful general in the entirety of 4chan, and it's barely /ck/-related

[Anonymous No.10315174]

>>10315165
A thread filled with pathetic people have a pathetic general, imagine that. Fuck off

[Anonymous No.10315206]

just had a hmmm thought. If alcohol gets absorbed through mouth could you just hold some whiskey in your mouth until all alcohol is absorbed, would the resulting liquid be non-alcoholic whiskey? Can I sell that and make money?

[Anonymous No.10315207]

I haven't been drinking for a few months and my birthday is coming soon. I'd like to drink something nice on my birthday.
Can you recommend a nice strong beer/ale for the occasion? I'm thinking of something like this.

[Anonymous No.10315209]

contemplating a 'cide

[Anonymous No.10315214]

>>10315207
Depends on your location and your likes, my dude

[Anonymous No.10315225]

Have any of you ever been to an AA meeting

[Anonymous No.10315226]

>>10315024
Smart man right here. No sarcasm intended

[Anonymous No.10315235]

>>10315165
I have been saying this thread rightfully belongs on /r9k/ for a long time.

[Anonymous No.10315244]

>>10315225
Yes, it's the modern cult. Complete with homosexuals calling you 24/7 to ask if you're drinking, ironically enough it's court mandated in most states for alcohol related offenses. Even though "God" or a "higher power" is not supposed to be in the courts or forced upon people like in Roman times

[Anonymous No.10315249]

>>10315235
Kys

[Anonymous No.10315281]

>>10315244

whats the male/female ratio like?

i got diagnosed with borderline personality disorder once up a time. you should have seen the group therapy sessions. what a hoot i had. they say dont stick your dick in crazy but damn was it worth it

[Anonymous No.10315285]

>>10315281
99.9% male, occasional female with daddy issues who calls herself an alcoholic because she drinks 2 bottles of wine a week and needs attention.

[Anonymous No.10315286]

>>10315214
I think I'll just either stick to Duvel, Buy some nice Strongbow cider or not drink at all. Thanks anyway man.

[Anonymous No.10315299]

>>10315281
>i got diagnosed with borderline personality disorder

L
O
N
D
O
N

[Anonymous No.10315310]

>>10311673
then dont.
Wow! problem solved.

[Anonymous No.10315344]

>>10311665
or just dont tailgate anyone period unless youre the hugest retard on planet earth

[Anonymous No.10315375]

>>10309625

onwards and upwards! after you finish those 150 beers and 7 handles

[Anonymous No.10315381]

>>10310123
this made me laugh

[Anonymous No.10315385]

>>10310112
when they ask about your previous employment and why you left your last job say it was because your boss was 'a total douchebag'

[Anonymous No.10315392]

>>10310158
make a big deal about how you've self-diagnosed yourself as bipolar or depressed and how you'll need them to accommodate your disorders in various ways (allowing you to take time off, leave early etc)

also, acquire a ferret and bring it to the interview. call it your 'little helper'

[Anonymous No.10315401]

>>10310732
this happened to a close friend of mine, she had third degree burns over something like 40% of her body and had to get skin grafts over and over for the next 8 months, some of them didn't take and had to be redone, they basically skinned her leg

still lol'd

[Anonymous No.10315412]

>>10315165
If you don't like it filter it you stupid newfag.

[Anonymous No.10315420]

>>10311070
just gave myself a coughing fit i laughed so hard at your story, ty anon

[Anonymous No.10315468]

>>10313202
kinda funny imagining how you just sent some poor stranger into a spiral of dementia by posting that link. poor fella probably in the fetal position on his floor right now, hearing lady gaga forevermore

[Anonymous No.10315471]

Whats it like to be psychologically and physically addicted to alcohol?

I've been drinking every day for about 10 years and I just quit last week. So far, I feel great and haven't wanted to drink that bad. I don't know how I got away with it.

[Anonymous No.10315473]

>>10313202
fun /x/ fact when she says 'it doesn't matter if you love him or capital H-I-M' at the beginning of the song she means 'His Infernal Majesty' because she's a satanist, it's a luciferian thing dontcha know

[Anonymous No.10315479]

>>10309129

Who else smoker/coffeinjunkie/sleepdrived/gamer/porn/sex addict/420 blaze it etc. anything else here?
I feel like its always alcohol + another addiction that gets you.

[Anonymous No.10315483]

>>10313367
dear well-spoken and empathetic stranger who always gives thoughtful replies in alck threads,

i've seen you posting here for a while and i just want to say that i notice you and appreciate the kind and well-reasoned words you dispense to strangers in these threads

have a gif of a dancing turtle. i hope you're well. you've got a good heart.

[Anonymous No.10315486]

>>10315310
I don't plan on it, I was asking about the experiences of others

[Anonymous No.10315491]

>>10313545
namaste at home dad or whatever her name is, is my favorite meme producer on the whole wide internet

[Anonymous No.10315515]

>>10315479
serious alcoholism is more than enough to get you, drinking and having another vice will be a drag on your life is all. Also you cannot be an alcoholic and not be sleep deprived, you simply don't sleep, just pass out

[Anonymous No.10315517]

God I hate that hovering guilt feeling after waking up after a binge
I told myself I'd stop doing this

[Anonymous No.10315525]

>>10315024
got fired from my job as a teaching assistant bc i said the same thing to the Nurse Ratched special ed director under whom i was working. she would berate these autistic kids, treat them like dogs or BF Skinner lab rats basically. i was encouraging mindfulness and using positive reinforcement and getting more results in a month than they had gotten with a few of these kids in two years or more

then guess what? get called into the principal's office- 'we're going to need you to hand in your badge...yes, that's right, you won't be working here anymore.' didn't even give me a reason for firing me, and when i told everyone i'd been dismissed from my job as a special ed teaching assistant and couldn't give a reason why, i got some sidelong glances. trust me, there's nothing quite so humiliating as having your friends, family and acquaintances size you up and wonder if you were diddling retarded children

anyway anon you've got the right idea, i appreciate you.

[Anonymous No.10315529]

>>10315525
>and your other badge

[Anonymous No.10315530]

>>10315206
give it a try and see!

>i will call it dr. poopants' dealcoholized spitsky

[Anonymous No.10315533]

>>10315479
right now im spending way too much time jerking off to Polish girls
i dont see how humanity perpetuates itself at all. How is every load not spent in a napkin? How does any relationship sustain itself long enough for a man to come inside a woman? When porn is at everyone's fingertips and you can find a 10/10 fulfilling your fetish at the swipe of a screen

[Anonymous No.10315536]

>>10315517
>I told myself I'd stop doing this
after the tenth time you tell yourself this you kind of realize that promises to yourself are pointless and stop making them so as not to feel worse, just have to take it a day at a time, guilt is bullshit, every sober days is a nice day. You have a nice sober week, but start drinking again? Oh well, you just had 7 whole nice and productive days

[Anonymous No.10315538]

>>10315286
lmao this dude is drinking Duvel while posting in the Popov thread

never change

[Anonymous No.10315539]

My 7 day sobriety attempt is going fairly well, I only had 3 shots yesterday, 2 the day before and a tallboy my first day which I think was thursday?

[Anonymous No.10315561]

>>10315536
right now i'm headed towards a heroin relapse and so i've been wondering about this. doesn't guilt serve a purpose in one's meta-cognition? i mean, isn't it good and productive to feel bad about yourself when you do bad things? i wasn't even raised catholic but it still seems like a good idea to try to hold yourself accountable.

[Anonymous No.10315562]

>>10315024
i'm sorry you are weak. "to the strong everything will be given and to the weak everything will be taken." its just immutable.

[Anonymous No.10315569]

>>10315539
do you count only having 3 shots as sobriety? no judgement intended in that question. i was drinking fairly heavily, smoking weed several times a day and addicted to kratom, and i counted that as clean time because i wasn't on pills or dope anymore

[Anonymous No.10315571]

lies you tell yourself
>one and done
>ok, two and through
>i dont know something that rhymes with three in this context so im having another
>seriously, four, no more
>five, whos kidding who, at this point your drinking all night buddy

[Anonymous No.10315575]

>>10315562
*from the weak

i'm sorry you are dumb. *inserts Marcus Aurelious quote you got from r/stoicism* it's just inmubatal.

[Anonymous No.10315582]

>>10315483

I had never actually posted in an alck thread before, but your appreciation is appreciated anyway, and credit where due to whoever you thought I was. Have a good day, anon.

[Anonymous No.10315585]

>>10315575
it is the pareto principle you dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.10315586]

anyone wanna post a link to a good free movie like on youtube or something i'm bored and can't sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk7OXO9V1S8 here's a shitty alien abduction/men in black movie from the 1980s with david bowie in it (shadow men)

[Anonymous No.10315589]

I haven't drank with another person or been out to a bar in two months.

Its so much better. Getting drunk alone, playing vidya and listening to music is the best.

I hate other drunk people and I had gotten to a stage where I just felt annoyed going out to bars. Same shit and 4x as expensive as buying a carry out and getting comfy in your own home.

Plus Im a big guy 4U so at least one angry Manley who can't get laid that night pocks a fight with me.

[Anonymous No.10315590]

>>10315561
I just feel tired after going through the same cycle many times
>I'm not going to drink
>drink
>I'm not going to drink now, I SWEAR

now I just don't believe that I won't drink, I know that I'll drink, it's a question of when, the sense of control is an illusion, no experience with heroin, so no idea about that

[Anonymous No.10315597]

>>10315525

That's some shit, anon.
Was there no legal action you could take about that? I'm sure there's something illegal about termination without cause after a certain period of time.

[Anonymous No.10315598]

>>10315585
the jared leto principle?

[Anonymous No.10315600]

>>10315585
i didn't have to know the name of the thing to know that you were misquoting it. maybe you're inbred? fetal alcohol syndrome?

[Anonymous No.10315615]

>>10315597
i was still in my probation period (was only there 2 months) and even though i'd signed up for the union, hadn't paid my first dues yet so they didn't want to stick their necks out for me either

[Anonymous No.10315617]

>>10315569
only relatively speaking

[Anonymous No.10315636]

>>10315615
Damn.
Well, at least you're still here.
A good nature will take you somewhere eventually.

[Anonymous No.10315644]

>>10315636
indeed. i ended up finding a better job- higher salary, less demanding schedule- and am now back in the classroom doing what i love, so i have no complaints.

i do occasionally think back on the students i was working with, who were incredibly tenderhearted, smart and wickedly funny in their own way, and feel a little regret because i feel like we could have made a lot of progress over the course of the year if i hadn't been fired. but that's the way life goes i guess

[Anonymous No.10315645]

>>10315562
I'm sorry you're as kind with 'the weaks' as you are with yourself.

[Anonymous No.10315652]

>>10315617
relative sobriety is more than enough for me, i don't know about you. people who insist on absolute sobriety are usually the dogmatic AA 12 step types who are not only not that fun to be around but probably equally or more likely to have a catastrophic relapse and fuck up their lives.

moderation in all things, including excess?

[Anonymous No.10315673]

>>10315652
>absolute sobriety are usually the dogmatic AA 12 step types
Saw a doctor on TV who'd say that absolute sobriety is mandatory only during the solving of whatever personal problem led you to alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.10315681]

>>10315645
wtf does this mean?

[Anonymous No.10315750]

>>10313621
Not much you can do except wait. Day one is always hell for me, day 2 is still anxious but I'm able to somewhat function. Day 3 I feel nearly normal, and then by day 4 I'm basically back to normal. Drinking a shit ton of water helps, I usually go through 1.5-2 gallons per day when going through WD, it helps to stay hydrated and keep flushing all the shit from your system. Also, L-theanine which is over the counter can help with the anxiety a bit. I'd also recommend B vitamins, and melatonin to help sleep

[Anonymous No.10315834]

>>10315652
For some moderation is really hard. The constant self restraint is tiring. For those guys moderation is no fun at all. Sobriety is easier

[Anonymous No.10315849]

>>10315681
idiot

[Anonymous No.10315924]

>got into nursing school
>requires a complete physical
>need to stop drinking or finally get called out on my crippling alcoholism

I have under two months for my liver to recover. Am I fucked?

[Anonymous No.10315938]

>>10315924
Won't they just think you have a bad liver if your blood alcohol levels are low enough?

[Anonymous No.10315946]

>>10315938
BAC diminishes relatively quickly, famalam. Liver enzymes don't normalize nearly as quickly.

[Anonymous No.10315947]

>>10315946
Never knew that. Too scared of what I might find out if I learn what damage I'm doing to my liver.

[Anonymous No.10315981]

>>10315947
The good news is that your liver is one of the most resilient organs in your body. Nothing else recovers from the shit it's put through as quickly or as effectively. The bad news is that no amount of healing ability helps if you don't stop damaging it.

If you're young and haven't been self flagellating with the hooch for too long then you're probably coasting along with a fatty liver if anything. That's reversible. But the next step is hepatitis, and then cirrhosis. That's harder and impossible to treat, respectively.

[Anonymous No.10316137]

>>10315849
See
>>10315645

[Anonymous No.10316245]

All the horrible cringeworthy overdramatic shit I've said and done while drunk lately keeps forcing its way back into my brain. It's actually bringing me out in cold shame-sweats. I think I'd prefer going redneck mode and ending up in jail to this.

[Anonymous No.10316259]

anyone else star gazing while drunk? holy shit if i could enjoy star gazing as much while sober.

[Anonymous No.10316436]

just did a horrible liquid alkie poo in a bush near a fairly main road cos I couldn't wait this is a low point

[Anonymous No.10316459]

>>10316436
Kekaroo

[Anonymous No.10316463]

>>10309271

Because your brain has developed a pattern where it rewards itself for this behavior. Only you can change the pattern. It's hard as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10316464]

>>10315981
>self flagellating with the hooch

kek

[Anonymous No.10316470]

>>10316259
see
>>10311056
>>10311070

[Anonymous No.10316481]

>>10316436
Was it intentional? I pissed myself once while I was very drunk and out in town, but I did it because to be caught with my dick out is to be a sex offender whereas to be tossed into the drunk tank is to not be branded for life.

[Anonymous No.10316483]

>>10309468

You have 3 options.

1. Death.
2. Remaining in this unhappy limbo until you do 1 or 3 or until you die.
3. Put in as much effort as possible to change your situation.

Choose yours.

[Anonymous No.10316484]

>>10316483
>2. Remaining in this unhappy limbo until you do 1 or 3 or until you die.
me

[Anonymous No.10316492]

>>10309506
Don't be Fucking dramatic. Love van hurt like hell but it's not the end of you life.
But if you start doing stupid shit it is.

If nothing matters then move away from her. It'll help.

[Anonymous No.10316505]

>>10309382
what is with some of you fuckers and hitting on extended family or family SOs and shit? i'm a drunk, but i don't hit on my friend's or family's partners.

[Anonymous No.10316527]

>>10315483
Somewhere there is a tiny spring waterfall with dancing turtles underneath it. This is proof. I must find it.

[Anonymous No.10316539]

>>10316481
it was intentional in that I picked that bush as the most private place but not intentional in that if there had been any planning I would've found a toilet but it was too imminent

I had my trousers down and stuff tho and had tissue in my pocket I could wipe with so all in all could've gone much worse

[Anonymous No.10316554]

>>10316470
shit you just quoted my own post. what am i even doing at this point, i thought this was a new thread.

[Anonymous No.10316561]

>>10316539
I thought you meant a straight-up hangover dump in your pants. Yeah, you're good, though beware exposing yourself in public. Humiliation and disgust is always, always better than being a sex offender because you had to shit and no one around you was open.

[Anonymous No.10316589]

>>10316505
I think alcohol makes some guys think way too romantically like their life is a movie. In this case they think it's legends of the fall and they re brad pitt. Kek

[Anonymous No.10316605]

>>10315483
>Twerkle.gif

[Anonymous No.10316645]

>>10316554
kek have another drink buddy

[Anonymous No.10316673]

how to get rid of hiccups? i hardly get them but they're so annoying when i do

[Anonymous No.10316693]

>>10316483
>2. Remaining in this unhappy limbo until you do 1 or 3 or until you die.

Sounds good

[Anonymous No.10316702]

>>10316561
ah it's different in the UK everyone wantonly pisses in public here if they're drunk

[Anonymous No.10316718]

>>10311423
I get drunk on 6-7 Liters of Beer all the time

[Anonymous No.10316734]

>>10316718
how can you drink that much beer? it's so untasty. I can only drink it when I'm drunk and just trying to get drunker

[Anonymous No.10316740]

>>10316734
It's actually delicious, you just have babby palate.

Stop consuming sugar.

[Anonymous No.10316757]

>>10316718
I like beer much more than any liquor.
I always loved beer. I drink one after another when I am at home browsing 4chan and when I wake up I killed 10-14 cans (0.5 Liter)
I just like it

[Anonymous No.10316772]

>>10316757
is meant for >>10316734
sorry

[Anonymous No.10317070]

>>10316718
Same. I switched to light so I can still have the same 12 beers or so a night, and ended up liking it. A little less hangover because there's more water to alcohol ratio. Don't get drunk nearly as fast. Technically drinking less than before. And there's just something about the carbonation in beer that hits me in a way I like more than hard alcohol.

Also, one light beer seems to tame the anxiety, like just now after my weekend binge, without me needing to get drunk.

[Anonymous No.10317190]

how much is too much to regular people? I drank 90% of a 70cl bottle of whiskey but is that too much?

[Anonymous No.10317204]

>>10317190
Yeah that's about what I drink now. I'm pretty casual as far as al/ck/ goes.
But I've been working on it for years.
The average adjusted person who isn't keen on drinking themselves to death will be prretty fucked up by that

[Anonymous No.10317270]

>>10317190
I would estimate that most normalfags would get sick and vomit around 9-12 standard drinks

And then in the morning they'd say some shit like "I'm never going to drink again"