/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10306155]

>Finish iced tea at restaurant
>Waitress refills it
>Doesn't give me a fresh lemon slice

[Anonymous No.10306197]

>>10306155
>coffee finally getting cool enough that i can drink some
>take 3 sips and then waitress comes by and fills it to the brim with hot coffee
>now it's too full and too hot

[Anonymous No.10306199]

>>10306155
>waitress has a nice ass and skin tight black pants on

[Anonymous No.10306206]

>>10306155
>Waitress has a tattoo

[Anonymous No.10306211]

>>10306155
>Waitress brings you a small dessert for free

[Anonymous No.10306214]

>>10306155
>mid conversation waitress leans to the side and coughs

[Anonymous No.10306217]

waitresses are all skanks
take it from a BOH guy
they are not worth your time

[Anonymous No.10306224]

>Waitress has a fat rump and bends over to pick something up in plain view

[Anonymous No.10306228]

>cute waitress mentions she has a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.10306229]

>go to restaurant
>2 people sitting at tables
>get free bread
>order food
>waiting 1 hour to get food
>go find manager
>"sorry our cooks are busy"
>cooks are taking a "smoke break"
>nobody in the kitchen
>2 people eating
>mfw I never got my Fish Tacos

[Anonymous No.10306275]

>>10306211
>owner asks you review them on yelp

[Anonymous No.10306278]

>waitress gives you a blowout in the walk in freezer and your balls become ice cold so that when you nut it's actually incredibly painful

[Anonymous No.10306637]

>>10306155
Its cause YOURE A NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.10307063]

>>10306155

>waitress is a nigger.
>day ruined.

[Anonymous No.10307889]

[Anonymous No.10307927]

>Waitress brings you toast
>Ghosts you
>You have to wait get her attention and ask for butter.
>The toast is now cold.

[Anonymous No.10307954]

>ask waitress what is in the gluten free pancakes
>*rolls eyes* idk not gluten
>order them to not be an annoying customer while out with group of friends
>leave no tip
>shit pants

[Anonymous No.10308183]

>>10306278
get yourself checked out, that's not normal

[Anonymous No.10308200]

>order a pizza
>pizza boy sucks your dick

[Anonymous No.10308873]

>>10307927
this one is triggering. but let's be honest, in the US your toast would come buttered already

[Anonymous No.10308891]

>went to bathroom. Passing the kitchen window
>saw waitress spit in food

[Anonymous No.10308898]

>>10308873
>in the US your toast would come buttered already
it's the reason we are the best country. good luck in your shithole cuntry

[Anonymous No.10308926]

>>10307927
Whats ghosting?

[Anonymous No.10309465]

>order poached eggs
>cook shoots free range chicken without hunting license to harvest my breakfast eggs
>Allah is good

[Anonymous No.10309550]

>>10308926
When you walk next to your car while it's rolling

[Anonymous No.10309615]

>>10308873
To be fair, that is a disgusting body for a female and the guy clearly does steroids.

[Anonymous No.10309885]

>Finish iced tea at restaurant
>waitress still not done blowing me under the table
>have to wait for more tea
>other waitress brings more tea, 2 lemon wedges
>opens blouse and lets me fondle her big soft tits
>that's my twin sister blowing you Anon
>put my hand up her skirt
>start fingering her hot wet pussy hole
>the end

[Anonymous No.10309939]

>>10309885
Noice

[Anonymous No.10309940]

>ask for a side of mayonnaise
>waitress cums in a cup

[Anonymous No.10309982]

>order a plain omelette
>no potatoes
>ask for tomatoes instead
>want plain toast
>waitress says "No substitutions"

[Anonymous No.10311346]

>>10306155

>Finish ice tea at restaurant
>Waitress refills it
>Doesn't give me a fresh lemon slice
>Call her over, explain the oversight
>She says come with me
>I follow her into the parking lot
>Get into her van
>That's my twin sister
>I'm gonna lick her pussy to make it all juicy for you
>Twin sister lifts skirt and waitress start licking her sister's mildly hairy twat
>Sister starts to moan
>Get your dick out, Anon
>Sister licking pussy, starts sucking my dick
>She takes a lemon from her pocket
>You want a lmon slice?
Well I better warm it up
>Starts to work lemon into hr sister's dripping slot
>Halfway in
>Tells sister to bend over
>Fuck her butthole Anon, it will help warm the lemon up
>Slide my hard dick into tight asshole
>So very tight
>Sister spits on my dick and twin sister's asshole
>My dick starts moving in and out, I can feel that lemon warming up
>Going to be the best iced tea ever
>Rear van door opens
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

[Anonymous No.10311578]

>>10309615
Having abs like that is NOT hard dude, all you have to do is start lifting when you're already skinny, get the lighting right, and have a nice tan. What that guy has is can be easily accomplished natty

[Anonymous No.10312223]

>>10311578
ok chad

[Anonymous No.10312254]

>waitress lightly rests her arm on your shoulder while asking a question

[Anonymous No.10312269]

>>10309615
ok fatty

[Anonymous No.10312281]

>>10306199
>>10306224
>>10306228
Legit fucked a waitress on her break while on a family dinner. I was lucky as fuck.
>meet girl at party and became fuck rabbits or just one of her calls cause shes a slut.
>family dinner. See her. Its been a while.
>uncle amd shithead cousins make usual chatter about waitress having a good ass, bending her over.
>get a text from her to meet her outside
>pull her pants down and fuck her against the wall behind the dumpster. Grab tits as leverage. Moaning
>cum in her
>head back to table, cousin makes a remark about me smelling like a little tuna.
>family has no idea about me getting a nut bust but comment how i was gone for a good while.
>waitress comes back to refill gives me a good fuck eye.
>get a text later after her shift and drops by to fuck in her car while family watches jason bourne.

[Anonymous No.10312293]

>>10312281
faggot

[Anonymous No.10312310]

>>10312281
please give our starving virgin mouths tips on how to find chicks like this

[Anonymous No.10312592]

>>10312281
>smelling like tuna
did you fuck a cat's mouth while you were out there or are you a lying liar?

[Anonymous No.10312609]

>>10312281
>fuck eye

[Anonymous No.10312943]

>>10308926
We talked about this already, Chad

[Anonymous No.10313512]

>>10309615
>t. Jealous lardladler

[Anonymous No.10313554]

>see a black person at any point during time out
>entire day ruined