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/ck/ Webm thread.
Starting with The Classic.

>> No.10300191

>>10300181
this impresses you?

>> No.10300215

I am kinda curious about something. It's been bothering me for a while but might as well ask here since this thread is up and you just posted this webm.

If we take into consideration the fact that he is surrounded by a wall of eggs and there is a need to go outisde of said wall... how in the world does he accomplish moving from his cooking station outside into the same location of his customers without disrupting any and all chicken eggs and breaking them in the process?

>> No.10300235
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>> No.10300246

I hate this board. I really really do.

>> No.10300276
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>>10300181
YOU FUCKED UP THE WEBM TITLE YOU SUMMER CHILD!

>> No.10300283

is /ck/ being raided by /wsg/ ? what is with all the webm threads?

>> No.10300292
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>>10300276
IS HE RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD REN FAIR?

>> No.10300316

>>10300283
I see it's your first day on /ck/, have a nice time i guess

>> No.10300324

>>10300316
not really, been here for over two months and it is usually one webm thread with all the stale memes. but nowadays it seems like there is two or three webm threads at once with the king of the egg fortress being posted everywhere.

>> No.10300361

>>10300276

>jack poster
>calling anyone else new

>> No.10300366

>>10300361
>anti-jack poster
>calling anyone else new

>> No.10300375

>>10300292
Looks like Disney World, actually.

>> No.10300377

>>10300324
>over 9000 months

WOW

>> No.10300380

>>10300366

There’s no such thing as an anti-jack poster, dum dum.

>> No.10300739

>>10300181
How does he break out without getting all the eggs?

>> No.10301648

>>10300283
>all the webm threads?
There's one thread. When it reaches the limit, there is a new one. Not that complicated.

>> No.10301716

>>10300181
>>10300235
Does anyone have the virgin vs chad version of this?

>> No.10301734
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>>10301716

>> No.10301955

>>10300181
Doesn't look too sanitary
Where are his gloves
Where does he wash up?
No thanks

>> No.10301960

me wanna go downtown

me want eggs

>> No.10301965
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>>10300246
I love this board. /ck/ is the nicest board of all chans.

>> No.10301997

>>10301734
What if that's the same shop and that guy is his son

>> No.10302233

>>10301997
virgin son vs the chad dad

>> No.10302266

>>10300181
I'd buy his eggs.

>> No.10302274

>>10300235
>tfw noone will buy your eggs

>> No.10303278

>>10301734
Holy kek

>> No.10304842

>>10300181
How does he get out?

>> No.10305050

>>10304842
He can't. Or at least, not until he cooks and sells them all. Only then can he leave.

>> No.10305090

>>10300181
How does he break the eggs without getting out of there?

>> No.10305247
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Post your best ja/ck/s

>> No.10305266

>>10301997
Thats what I always thought

>> No.10305316
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>>10300181
wrong file name faggot

>> No.10305339

>>10301997
He didn't get his dad's cooking genes

>> No.10305367

>>10300181
What happens if he wants to leave the egg fort? The eggs would break, yes?

>> No.10305368

>>10305367
why would he want to leave the egg fort

>> No.10305373

>>10305368
He trained his flock of chickens to lay eggs directly into the egg cups.

>> No.10305378

>>10305368
To get more eggs

>> No.10305379

>>10305367
He probably has like a back entrance or maybe a little hatch for him to crawl through on the bottom? I wonder how he tells when the eggs rot. Or if the stand next to him is just like his son or something and they do the same thing. Also what country is this in? India? What was the point of filming the guy? Nothing really too noteworthy about the webm in general. So many questions, so little answers.

>> No.10305432

>>10300191
It's comfy
Maybe if you stopped hating life so much you'd appreciate comfy things, too

>> No.10305441

>>10300276
Can someone post some kind of behind the scenes video of this guy not being a total fucking failure at life?

Like him being such a fuck up slob is an act right?

>> No.10305650

>>10300181
>>10300235
Is there a trap door in between both of their egg stand's so that they can traverse back and forth?

>> No.10305704

>>10301734

fuckin kekd

>> No.10305748

>>10300246
This board is actually pretty comfy, a bit slow, but not full of deliberate shitposting with the intent of derailing threads.

>> No.10305825

>>10300276
This is actually the best Jack episode. When he thinks all the food sucks and gets pissed at Jack Jr for saying that it's okay.

>> No.10306125

>>10300181
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10306137

>>10300181
Should he need to exit the stand, what maneuvers would be required to avoid damaging the integrity of the eggs exteriors?

>> No.10306321

>>10300181
>>10300181
How does he get out??

>> No.10306366

>>10300181
Free him.

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>>10305247

>> No.10306575

>>10300181
Retitle your shit
>surly king of the egg fortress.webm

>> No.10306592

>>10306379
wow. this is uh, is there more of this? asking for a friend.

>> No.10306638
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Anyone have webms of animals being cooked/prepared alive?

I seem to enjoy those ones the most

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>>10305247

>> No.10306910

>>10306638
Kys

>> No.10306993
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>> No.10307034

>>10306638
t. ching chong pong

>> No.10307062
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>> No.10307100

>>10306379
THICC

>> No.10307110

>>10306379
>fatphrodite
kek

>> No.10307181

>>10306379
I felt out of breath too, and not in an arused way

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>>10305247

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Kindly requesting the webm of the qt japanese girl making a strawberry crepes.

>> No.10307320

>>10307282
lord have mercy

>> No.10307372
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>> No.10307424
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>>10307282
This has strawberry but doesn't have a qt japanese girl, I hope it's okay

>> No.10307457

>>10307282
How do I pull out of there without fertilizing all her eggs?

>> No.10307464
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>> No.10307465

>>10307457
Kek

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>>10306379
What is this, a crossover episode?

>> No.10307522

>>10307508
Welp, computer is in the shop and now I understand why everyone hates phoneposters.

>> No.10307530

>>10306379
She's actually pretty for a fat fuk

>> No.10307531

>>10307464
I hate dogs so much.

>> No.10307550

>>10307372
so sad

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best application or guide to make a webm that will work here?

got a shitload of stuff on my jewtube playlist that i could dump here.

>> No.10307573

>>10307464
im surprised hes not eating the dogs and keeping noodles as pets

>> No.10307577
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>>10307565
Assuming you know nothing about video editing:
Download video
Download Webm for Retards
Under encoding set file size limit to 3mb (or 2.99 to be safe, sometimes it fucks up) and enable high quality mode
Use trim to cut out the parts you want (multiple trim for multiple cuts)
Adjust resolution to something reasonable like 540*360
Increase speed if needed since your limit is two minutes

As long as you're keeping your resolution and timeframe down enough you'll get something decent quality, though you will have to play with the numbers each time. I try out putting the file three or four times each time get that balance of quality and size.

>> No.10307601

>>10307577
was disgusted at first but actually didnt look bad

>> No.10307605

>>10306379
I AM AROUSED

>> No.10307645
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>>10300324
>over two months

>> No.10307654
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>>10305247

>> No.10307657
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Who else here loves butter?

>> No.10307661
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>>10306885
>yeah I give it a 3/10, would be better with my sauce

>> No.10307683

>>10306993
Tokyo average restaurant meal = $60? The fuck they gettin these numbers from?

>> No.10307688
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>>10307683
Probably a price for two. I mean, it's not like people eat out alone.

>> No.10307737
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>>10307688
>it's not like people eat out alone

>> No.10307742

>>10307654
This is so fucking gross

>> No.10307750
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>> No.10307770

>>10307552
even the cooks are obese

>> No.10307771

>>10307654
So, I've never actually sought out this guys vids, but have seen him all over /ck/ for months. I'm not sure if he's just a joke, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.

>> No.10307797

>>10306993
>generic fortune cookie waddles by at 17 grand

hold up

>> No.10307813
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>>10305247

>> No.10307818

>>10307797
guaranteed good fortune in every cookie

>> No.10307821
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>>10307750
>chopping an onion with a plastic butter knife
>mayo
>not knowing what a grater is
whoa

>> No.10307823

>>10307821
Read the fucking shirt. It's prison food.

>> No.10307824

How is there a market for for multiple egg and white bread sandwich shops right next to each other? How is there a market for even one of them?

>> No.10307828

>>10307813
this is a veritable work of art

>> No.10307870

>>10307750

millennials need to be killed

>> No.10307881

>>10307601
That's what I thought too :D
At first I was like, fucking fatsos am I rite, but then I got intrigued and thought that I would absolutely eat the shit out of that.

>> No.10307905

>>10300235
I AM THE KEEPER OF EGGS

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>> No.10307922

>>10307908
Looks bland as fuck but cute

>> No.10307961
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>> No.10307972

>>10307824
no kidding.

>> No.10307975
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please post animals/seafood getting prepared alive

>> No.10307980

>>10300181
the face of a stoic

>> No.10307983

>>10307975
https://youtu.be/HZxTi1iaz0g

>> No.10307990

>>10307975
nO.

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Lift well snibba!

>> No.10308008
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>>10307975
https://youtu.be/LPTz3VS1XXw
https://youtu.be/avXwGAp0Onc

>> No.10308014

>>10307750
this video is a guy preparing inmate made prison food

>> No.10308026

>>10307983
>>10308008
Them's some weird ass looking fish but then again I've never been to China

>> No.10308034

>>10300181
What's the customer on the left eating? Raw egg?

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>> No.10308037

>>10307282
>japanese
Pretty sure it's in Thailand. Look at the guy's shirt.

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>> No.10308051

>>10308046
>toast with sauce
ew

>> No.10308091

>>10300181
Just done this but with a white onion chopped like shit, and I forgot the salt which would probably have helped.
Turned out good though. Never knew what to do with my goose eggs, I don't like them on their own.

>> No.10308116

>>10307961
You owe me 1 minute 48 seconds buddy

>> No.10308126

>>10307975
sorry I can't you're too hardcore for me, bro

>> No.10308192

>>10308046
>portugese soul kitchen
that's a fucking joke, right?

>> No.10308198

>>10308046
U M A
M
A

>> No.10308202

>>10300181
how does he break out of there without egging himself?

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>>10300276
Why is the camera man keep focusing on the goose

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>>10305748
What we lack in derailing we more than make up for in the same shit getting posted all the time. It is mostly a comfy board, though.

>> No.10308344

>>10307531

same, brother. disgusting, annoying creatures. never understood why someone would want one in their home.

>> No.10308360

>>10308344
They can't even stop themselves from begging for and eating what is clearly not theirs.

>> No.10308473

>>10306575
saw someone post it recently as "surly the egg faggot" and I had a chuckle

>> No.10308521

>>10306379
>THAT'S MAH RE WARD

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sfw.. barely

>> No.10308540

>>10300181
Does anyone have any actual information on this guy? What country this is, etc?

>> No.10308557

>>10308530
my ass jiggles like that. smack me daddy

>> No.10308579

>>10308327
Later in the movie it steals the food.
Focusing on it was a kind of foreshadowing.

>> No.10308986

>>10308530
>man brands hot buns
wew

>> No.10309043 [DELETED] 

>>10308530
Chinaman cheesecakes.

>> No.10309068

>>10308530
Chinaman cheesecake.

>> No.10309077

god you can tell hes made a billion of those. I just see 15 years of doing that watching him probably more. makes me tired.

>> No.10309183

>>10307750
That's known as prison mafungo for us yanks. Pretty hard on your commissary funds for the deluxe version depicted in this fags webm

>> No.10309218
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>>10307813
top keks

>> No.10309272

>>10308034
Yes.

>> No.10309299

>>10306993
>billion dollar popcorn
>is 5$
wtf??

>> No.10309340

>>10307193
>We were supposed to have this 3 years ago

>> No.10309358

>>10308360
I trained my dog to go lie down in his bed when people are eating because I hated going over to all of my friend's houses as a kid and every single fucking one of their dogs would act like that gif to me. Just sit there in my face hawking over me while I ate. Never their owner too, probably because shitty training owners slapped their dog for snatching food or something so instead it would resort to tormenting the guest with food.

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>>10309393
Man I would be so embarrassed to be found in that place

>> No.10309418

>>10308360
>>10308344
>>10307531
How to spot a non-white

>> No.10309523

>>10307922
>Sesame
>Garlic
>Egg
>Cheese
>Soy sauce
>Bland
Get your tastebuds checked out

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>>10307688
that average price isn't the total bill at the end, its per meal you dumdum

>> No.10309712

>>10307750
I would eat the fuck out of that.
>I hate myself now, wtf

>> No.10309731

>>10309712
you will enjoy prison then.

>> No.10309739

>>10301734
Lmao

>> No.10310102

>>10307750
looks like fucking prison food

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>>10307975

>> No.10310317

>>10310308
Are they still alive when you eat them?

>> No.10310332

>>10310317
Yes, though they wish they weren't.

>> No.10310355

>>10310332
So my food now knows how I feel

>> No.10310385

>>10310102
It is literally prison food

>> No.10310398

>>10309393
What kind of person orders this

>> No.10310410

Does anyone have the famous webm with a bunch of american barbecued meats? A lot of diferent cuts, most blackened, almost no vegies (some pickles and maybe one small coleslaw), all greasy yet looking tasty

>> No.10310504

>>10310398

Idiot.

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>>10309684
like, just make four separate sandwiches
do these people even have editors?

>> No.10310596

>>10300276
more of jack

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>>10307372
>he waits for applause that will never come...
https://youtu.be/XR3Y_9Y74L0

>> No.10310668

>>10308331
What a good pig

>> No.10310736

>>10309358
When you train your dog, you train it as much as you want it trained. My parents trained their dogs not to go on the furniture, but begging for food was allowed. I've known people that let their dogs on the furniture. The only furniture I let my dog on is my bed.

>> No.10310767

>>10309418
I'm whit as fuck and I agree with these guys. Fucking annoying smelly animals.

>> No.10310797

>>10310767

They were talking about dogs, not cats, dum dum.

>> No.10310802

>>10308521
+1

>> No.10310823

>>10300276
>>10306885
>>10307214
>>10307654
do you eat pussy like that

>> No.10310836

>>10309684
Jesus fuck cut your lettuce. Put half of that meat and cheese in there, or better yet JUST MAKE THE SANDWICHES SEPARATELY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GAIN FROM THIS RETARDED BURNT ASS RECIPE

>> No.10310859

>>10309299
its gold leafed. Its 5 dollars for a single kernel

>> No.10310870

>>10308037
>i cant read

>> No.10310954

>>10310398
Wankers, anon. That's who

>> No.10310985

>>10309684
>spreading mustard on lettuce leaves

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>>10310823
i dont but i can if i want to

>> No.10311063

>>10311037
damn that nigga grim

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>>10307457

>> No.10311324 [DELETED] 

>>10311179
>coal burning whore with her niglet half-caste
Absolutely disgusting.

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>> No.10311429

>>10311394

I’m not even sure if that was a parody video, but it’s probably the best thing I’ve ever seen with the tasty logo on it (aside from the part where they just melt cheese in a pot).

>> No.10311440
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>>10300181
>That filthy Indian eating eggs the entire time

>> No.10311539

>>10310797
great reading skills tyrone

>> No.10311583

>>10309684
>bacon

the ultimate meme food.

>> No.10311610

>>10311394
>kimchi
>cheese

No no no no no

>> No.10311821

>>10307881
That's what I thought when I first saw the Asian chick

>> No.10311847
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10311847

>>10300181
Designated shitting stall.

>> No.10311962

>>10307372
>that's cool ling, but can you just cook my fucking food?
no tip

>> No.10311990
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>>10311847
yo what the fuck? i thought poo in the loo was just a meme

>> No.10311996

>>10311990
oh god someone show him the wall from the designated shitting street thread

>> No.10312005
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>>10311990

>> No.10312043

>>10311847

Jesus Christ

>> No.10312095

>>10311847
Wearing Hollister while shitting in a field, interesting.

>> No.10312159

>>10311394
couldn't watch it, looks/sounds to gross

>> No.10312327

>>10311610
thats the first thing i thought. its gotta be bait

>> No.10312353

>>10307961

these make me feel really depressed for some reason

>> No.10312357
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>> No.10312420

>>10311610

It’s fucking queso with Korean ingredients. How does that seem in any way bad?

>> No.10312427

>>10312420
that korean ingredient is gross gochujang soaked fermented cabbage

>> No.10312485

>>10312357
Hrm, those bones are connected to a gristly bone-y plate especially at the ends.
I'm not sure what the parsley was all about. Maybe some cole slaw would have been a better idea, or some bread n butter pickles.

>> No.10312603

>>10308331
Eat well, pigger

>> No.10312632

>>10305247
he looks like he has mild downs or some shit

>> No.10312638

>>10306379
I wish that was poop

>> No.10312651

>>10311990
I don't even have a fitting brainlet pic for this brainlet post.

>> No.10312722

>>10306379
uhhhh i have the weirdest boner

>> No.10312755

>>10300215
What makes you think the only way out is through the front of the shack?

>> No.10312769
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>>10307750

>> No.10312788

>>10312427

Oh, so you don’t like kimchi. I was assuming texmex queso shit was the objectionable part.

>> No.10312811

>>10312788
yeah it's really just the kimchi I don't like, also I'd have to imagine this queso has a weird texture

>> No.10312847

>>10308331
>feeding a dog chocolate
this is so fucked up

>> No.10312855

>>10311179
>Grilled Cheese
>ham in it

they've gone too far

>> No.10312866

>>10309523
lol you're so white

>> No.10312898

>>10312005
what a fucking atrocity of an image. how the fuck do you read this. just throw in everyone's reaction image folder, i'm sure that will make the pic 5000x funnier

>> No.10312919

>>10312638
it is now

>> No.10312932

>>10307654
God, that was the first Jack webm that actually made me nauseous instead of just general disgust

>> No.10312952

>>10308579
>"steals"
Reality TV is a lie.

>> No.10312965

>>10310308
why are chinks so fucking cruel to food

>> No.10312980

>>10311179
i dont want no nasty niggers thouching my food

>> No.10312984

>>10311353
omg. why?

>> No.10313003
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>> No.10313011

>>10311394
not calling it kimcheese

>> No.10313061

>>10300215
Haha I am going to save this and post it in every webm thread even if the egg webm hasn’t been posted yet haha

>> No.10313123
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>>10313061
haha you're a faggot

>> No.10313130

>>10313123
so thats how she got lyme disease

>> No.10313211

Ching, Chong and their owner Chinaman

>> No.10313221

>>10309068

Whoa, dude, 'chinamen' is not the preferred nomenclature

>> No.10313314

>>10308557
B'okay

>> No.10313321

>>10312866
>Haha, white people don't smother their food in hot sauce and actually like to taste their food
You sure showed me

>> No.10313322

>>10313221
zipperhead

>> No.10313330
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>>10308008
>all those poor dogs

>> No.10313339

>>10311847

1.1 billion people do it without being paid yet when i want to see it the price of the hooker goes up tenfold

>> No.10313366

>>10307961
>he makes his own tiny little eggs out of wax or whatever just so he can crack them
god damn i want to find this faggot and cut off his hands
i hate these videos

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>>10313366

>> No.10313478

>>10308327
it's a duck.

>> No.10313493

>>10310581
Tasty makes pretty much exclusively party foods, the purpose is to make your guests go "Hey that's neat!" more than it is to make good food in an efficient manner.

>> No.10313503

>>10313130
now post how she got chlamydia

>> No.10313506

>>10301734
Kek

>> No.10313601

>>10300181

is that seriously all he makes? 2 bits of bread with an egg in it? people buy this shit? how much does it cost?? why are they eating it? Why doesnt he put more shit in it and why is it so poorly made? Does the other guy make a similar sandwich? is it possible it's even shitter and that's why they go to this faggot's stall?

>> No.10313628

>>10312847
thats a pig you fucking buffoon

>> No.10313761

>>10307193
>1 Pizza slice is dinner
This always triggered me

>> No.10313776

>>10307214
Why you this

>> No.10313845

>>10313628
He's memeing anon, calm down

>> No.10313848

>>10311847
>going to the toilet where the toilet witch can grab your junk and pull you in to die a brown death
Shitlet detected.

>> No.10313852

>>10312898
Yeah. I hate this recent trend of full autism screenshots as well. It just reeks of of the ironic shitposting emoji meme crowd. Cunts should just off themselves.

>> No.10313907

>>10307565

Download video using hooktube or keepvid
cut using davinci resolve (legal free version)
then use Xmedia Recode
click video only
gop length 600
max frames to lag 25
Change the bitrate and res until you get a file size under 4mb. anything under 4 will upload.


All the above programs are free and high powered. The free versions are not trials and will work very well.

>> No.10313999

>>10308331
That's a CUTE oinker :)

>> No.10314014

>>10313369
That's just lovely :)

>> No.10314027

>>10300235
Oh god the both look so miserable.

But i would too if i had to make egg snadwitches 16 hours every day

>> No.10314043

Hey, anyone brave enough to buy my sweetroll?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0IPv74oEQE

>> No.10314329

>>10307193
When i first saw this i was 8 or something and i genuinely believed i would see this being a common household product before i was 17.

And i'm fucking pissed.

>> No.10314334

>>10307193
looks fake

>> No.10314339

>>10310823
I'm sure there is a law somewhere that states "if you go down on a bitch like that, it's assault."

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>> No.10314624
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>> No.10314656

>>10313369
my niece would like this

>> No.10314670

>>10313848
>being so poor you can't afford to bribe the toilet witch

>> No.10314675
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10314675

>>10314454
>Tiny little bombs of grease

>> No.10314693

>>10314656
gets her some of them japes small food gummy things

>> No.10314880

>>10313761
That is how much a normal person eats.

>> No.10314940

>>10313761

There’s enough there for them each to have two slices, though. What always triggered my was that it’s a half pepperoni, half green pepper pizza; probably the least appealing pizza imaginable.

>> No.10315003

>>10314880
Lies

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10315023

>>10311990
do people really think 4chins just pulls everything out of its ass? most of it is greatly exaggerated but it comes from somewhere no matter how insignificant

>> No.10315032
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>>10312811
kimchi is great it's just spicy sauerkraut what's the problem are you not white or non honorary white or something?

>> No.10315114

>>10310308
>make sure you break open their mouths to express the horror in which they were prepared

>> No.10315122

>>10300181
someone needs to travel to whatever country this is and meet this legend and report back a thread for CK

>> No.10315139

>>10315023
I think you mixed up your maps though...
https://www.pmel.noaa.gov/pubs/outstand/tito2809/tito2809.shtml

>> No.10315185

>>10312005
I was in that thread

>> No.10315205

>>10307552
why?

>> No.10315278
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>> No.10315279

>>10311847
Well if it's a choice between a 100 degree outhouse filled with the most ungodly smells known to man or a breezy open field smelling of only fresh air and flowers i can kind of see why they do it. Build some actually decent toilets (not just a concrete hole in the ground above a pile of shit) and they might be able to solve this problem.

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>>10300181
I couldn't resist, the video is mouth watering.

And i was blown away, it's fucking delicious.

>> No.10315288

>>10315278

I like that element.

>> No.10315296
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>>10315278
Japanese omelette, folded over 1000 times

>> No.10315301

>>10315282
That's not a cast iron pan on high heat, with a dash of sweat. And where are the few slices of red onion? Pan doesn't look very oily either. Well, at least you got the dry bread right.
surly court jester/10

>> No.10315312

>>10315282
shove that carrot stump up your ass loser

>> No.10315315

>>10315282
There is tons of oil in there, can't you see the oil bottle? I was too lazy to slice onion though, but i tried to insert a bit of fried bacon into one of those and it's one my favorite go to meals from now on.
Unbelievably fast and easy yet delicious. I literally toss it on the pan and dinner is served 2 minutes later

>> No.10315318

>>10315282
Fuck you retard

>> No.10315321

>>10315312
I can't, the rest of the carrot is blocking the entrance, that is where the stub broke off ;_;

>> No.10315353

>>10315296

Serious question: why do you repost these shitty tasty webums? Do think this is reddit or your Facebook?

>> No.10315358

>>10315353
I don't have any good webms or OC, so I just repost shit in the hopes of scoring some (You)s while I'm drinking alone on my couch

>> No.10315367

>>10310767
>t. el goblino

>> No.10315373

>>10315318
>american white trash can't even afford eggs
then just eat berries and worms i guess, no need to get jelly like that

>> No.10315389

>>10315358
When i'm feeling sad I call my sister and let her give me a blowjob, it always cheers me right back up!

>> No.10315393

>>10315389
I'm not allowed to contact my sister for a very similar reason

>> No.10315398

>>10306379
>file deleted
fugg someone post it

>> No.10315403

>>10315398
You can go back to being flaccid. The video was some gross fat pig gorging on a chocolate cake in her underwear. It was disgusting (unless you are a tyrone who is into fat chicks in which case ..ew)

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>>10315373
lmao
why did you delete your post [>>10315282]
are you that insecure

>> No.10315559
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>>10300181

>> No.10315653

>>10309393
these "people" should kill themselves

>> No.10315666

>>10315653

We get it, you’re a poor fag. No need to keep reposting your insecurities.

>> No.10315671

>>10305432
I suppose if I was as mentally retarded as you I would find such things "comfy" as well

>> No.10315678

>>10309393
Fucking stupid.

>> No.10315810

>>10315671
>Replying to a post that's two days old
Why are you so autistic, anon? You're just proving him right

>> No.10315821

>>10315810
>replying to a post thats 30 min old
Retard

>> No.10315825

>>10311821

IG: rinnny_
FB: roherrine

>> No.10315832

>>10308046
I had this in Porto, it's pretty good

>> No.10315923

>>10307372
Heartbreaking

>> No.10315932

>>10311037
why does he lick the bottom of the pizza before he eats it?

>> No.10315939

>>10307193
I just noticed Marty Jr picking off the pepperoni.

>> No.10315952

>>10314329
2015 was the biggest letdown of my life.

>> No.10315957

>>10314329
>before i was 17.
well still a few years to go, it might happen

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10315976

>>10315139
shut up bitch it's a joke calm that autism

>> No.10316508

>>10307683
Its an average, any expensive meals would increase it. Median would make more sense

>> No.10316537

>>10300181
I do this every morning, really easy

>> No.10316722

>>10315642
Youtube?

>> No.10317246

>>10311847
I want to see a COPS style show about this patrol.
>GODDAMNIT PAJEET THIS IS THE FIFTH FUCKING TIME, YOU'VE GOT A TOILET AT HOME