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>Be me

>fatigued and not performing at top level

>learn about sipping

>Buy pic related

Ive never S I P P E D before anons, what should I expect??? Tips for a first timer?

>> No.10299628

Sage.

>> No.10299633

>>10299628
i'mma open up the can now, wish me luck, family

>> No.10299693

/GET IN HERE SIP BOIS/

>> No.10299699

>>10299615
I would let you in the club, but fuck those peanut butter crackers with a knife. Also, not buying the superior white can (Sugar Free!). You gotta long way to go.

>> No.10299700

>>10299699
i'm sorry my man :(
they didn't have the white monster in my local 7/11
plz dont hate me :(

>> No.10299705

autism-related threads belong in /r9k/

>> No.10299707

Should have gotten Ultra Zero.

>> No.10299735

>>10299707
i'm sorry my man :(
they didn't have the white monster in my local 7/11
plz dont hate me :(

>> No.10299743

>>10299615
Not a sip, newfag.
You want Ultra.

>> No.10299765

>>10299743
Clearly says "Ultra Black" on the bottom. Somehow this is not Ultra. Please explain.

>> No.10299773

>>10299707
this

>> No.10299775

>>10299765
Ultra-BLACKED

>> No.10299799

>>10299765
Ultra Zero is a sip newfag.
Nothing else is, despite what your Facebook ‘memes’ lead you to believe.

>> No.10299802

>>10299765
Ultra Zero is the only /sip/,normie.

>> No.10299813

>>10299615
>Reddit spacing greentext
You’ve got to go back

>> No.10299868

>>10299799
It’s funny to see a retard try-hard attempt to jump on a bandwagon only to fall off flat on his face

>> No.10299927

>>10299699
you can see the one he bought says zero sugar in the pic

>> No.10299940

>>10299927
yea. I was just giving it props.

>> No.10299944

So, what's with this sipping thing? You drink energy drinks, monster energy that's sugarless? Why?

>> No.10299953

>>10299944
>Why
memes

>> No.10300011

>>10299743
i'm sorry my man :(
they didn't have the white monster in my local 7/11
plz dont hate me :(

>> No.10300028

>>10299615
Anon, you are performing shit and now you also have diabetes

>> No.10300030

>>10300028
i'm actually feeling energized right now, thanks Monster ans sipbois!

>> No.10300032
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>> No.10300094

>>10300011
Forget him. He's just a limpwristed /fit/ for brains who thinks culture can be kept in a cage. It can't. The sip family grows ever larger, and the /sipboy/ of 2018 can come from all walks of life, some not fearing or even demanding that sweet sugar rush.

Welcome to the club.

>> No.10300128

Someone say /sip/?

>> No.10300255

>>10299615
instead of joining the sipboyz, why not just kill yourself instead you fucking degenerate piece of garbage

>> No.10300457
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10300457

Superior sip coming through.

>> No.10300493

>>10300457
HURRRRRRRRR NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP DURRRRRRRRRRRR GET OUT

>> No.10300616

>>10300493
>implying

>> No.10300648
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This nigger is on a board spamming spree.

>> No.10300651
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10300651

Reminder that they recently found out that """""sips""""" literally cause mental retardation.

>sip boyz 2018!!!
>*watches pro wrestling*
>*stinks and has shitty grammar*
>*wears backwards baseball cap and stinks some more*

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/the-scary-link-between-energy-drinks-and-brain-174346481.html
https://nypost.com/2017/10/13/mans-love-of-energy-drinks-leads-to-brain-hemorrhage/
https://www.mensfitness.com/nutrition/what-to-drink/energy-drinks-trigger-depression-and-anxiety
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/diet-nutrition/a13914836/scientific-link-energy-drinks-mental-health-issues/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/4930366/how-drinking-red-bull-or-monster-is-damaging-your-physical-and-mental-health/

>> No.10300713

>>10299813
>knowing how to green text on reddit
get fucked

>> No.10300734

>>10300651
this same stupid faggot again

>> No.10301941

>>10300255
lol triggered? xD
i love these insecure edgy teenage reactions on ck

>> No.10302110

It's only sugar. Make the can last your entire day, otherwise you'll just crash. My breakfast used to consist of a redbull, a Turkish Silver, and a hydroxy. Ever since I discovered sipping I've been motivated to actually cook and be productive.

>> No.10302735

>>10302110
This. I drink one sugar free Monster drink four times a week and it lasts me several hours.

That said, the stuff has really aggravated my anxiety.

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>>10300651
>young people are violent and lazy
>linking to sun
0/10

>> No.10303268

>>10299628
Based

>> No.10303385

>>10299615
Serious sip tip:
Drink the first half of the can within 5 to 15 minutes.
Drink the second half over next 2 hours.
This avoids the post sip crash and you still get your sip rush.

>> No.10303422

>being this retarded

>> No.10303429

>>10299615
>be me
>fatigued and not performing at top level
>sip
>twitch all day and perform worse because i can't stop thinking for one second and my muscles have a spasm attack
Energy drinks... not even once

>> No.10303685

>>10302735
>>10303429
Take L-theanine at the same time, about twice as much theanine as caffeine