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10297172 No.10297172 [Reply] [Original]

>"There's [LITERALLY ANYTHING] in the dessert basket,
>I'm thinkin ice cream"

>> No.10297177

>React with disdain and disgust the second they get any item that is too poor for them like crusty bread or candy

Man I hate the contestants on these shows, always upper-middle class folks.

>> No.10297180

>>10297172
>ice cream in the dessert basket
>"I'm thinking of making an ice cream flavoured ice cream with a [BASKET INGREDIENT] fritter

>> No.10297183
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*cut to judges table*

"Ice cream can be really difficult to execute properly. If they mess this up, it's over!"

>> No.10297186

>appetizer round
>I'll make a shitty boring salad and won't get chopped because someone forgot an ingredient

>> No.10297188

>Cooking literally any meat
>It's /always/ undercooked or burnt to shit

Why bother trying to make this shit.

>> No.10297193

Practically any flavor will work as ice cream and it takes almost no time to make with the equipment they have. Have you ever seen them try to make an actual cake in the time frame? Never turns out well.

>> No.10297220

>>10297172
>deconstructed

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>>10297220

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>>10297172
>mfw the fuccboi contestant copouts
>mfw they're confused why they're chopped
I like the show, but I hate it the cooks try to justify their mistakes.

>> No.10297254

Chopped Canada was /unironically/ a far better show. Production quality felt so much higher than the American version, and the judges were (mostly) more likable.

>> No.10297255

>>10297242
I fucking hate watching that bitch eat

>> No.10297261

>>10297255
I want to force feed her

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>Make ice cream or anything that requires cold to set
>Melted puddle of mush by the time its get to the judges everytime

>> No.10297290

How do these people always manage to cut themselves and bleed like their anemic?

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>>10297254
>mostly

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>>10297172
>chefs who argue with the judges

>> No.10298503

>>10297172
why in the fuck would you waste your time watching a game show about cooking, are you a 60's housewife

>> No.10298506

>>10298503
Were there a lot of game shows about cooking in the 60s? I don't know of any.

>> No.10298529

>>10298506
tell me a decade that a cooking game show belongs in more than the 60's
AND NOW YOU'VE WON
A NEW AMANA RADARANGE

>> No.10298539

>>10298529
The 2000s and 2010s, where people prefer to be fans of food rather than make it.

>> No.10298541

>>10298539
so you're saying people would rather watch a fan of food game show than a making food game show
you might be right fuckit
my grandma's avocado green radarange still works better than your microwave by the way

>> No.10298617

>>10297266
literally anybody who's watched iron chef at least once would know to watch out for this shit
your dishes are, at worst, going to have to wait for 15-20 minutes before anybody can actually eat them.

>> No.10298622

>>10298541
more like works better at giving you cancer

>> No.10298638

>>10298541
I don't even have a microwave.

>> No.10298655

>>10298638
i never suggested you did but congratulations, i think you very possibly saved one fourth of one tree in the amazon rainforest
i mean no one can prove you didn't

>> No.10298691

>>10297177
Worse is whenever they do a leftovers episode they ALWAYS get the arrogant chef who says "We never have leftovers at my house because I cook everything fresh for my family. So I really don't know what to do."

>> No.10298703

>>10298691
(entire family dumps most of plate in trash so they can be excused to play video games)
i know how that shit works

>> No.10298763

>>10298691
I wanna watch this show just so I can chuckle and laugh at these mis-educated dunces who can't even into efficient and waste minimizing home economics.

This is ridiculous, I personally relish thr opportunity to reform leftovers into a totally new dish because I know it works and how to do so.

>> No.10300230

>it's a chef claims to have never eaten canned foods his entire life episode
Come on, that's impossible.