Annoying eaters?

[Anonymous No.10293618]

>I'm so manly I love spicy food and I need to tell everyone
The worst kind of person.

[Anonymous No.10293625]

t. white af

[Anonymous No.10293708]

I understand eating spicy food with low quality meat, but I don't understand people who prefer eating spicy food. It's like salt, you want a bit but after a point you barely taste the meal.

[Anonymous No.10293726]

>>10293618
Weebs are worse.

[Anonymous No.10294299]

>>10293726
Go and stay go

[Anonymous No.10294303]

>>10293726
I'd take over 6 gorillion weebs over a single nu-/poledditor/

[Anonymous No.10294309]

>>10294299
>Using normie instead of normalfag
He's not the only one that should go and stay go,

[Anonymous No.10294315]

>>10294303
this

[Anonymous No.10294319]

>>10294309
Normie has been used here longer than reddit has used it, newfag

[Anonymous No.10294328]

>>10293625
>he feels the need to let everyone know what he likes instead of just silently enjoying it like a normal human being

[Anonymous No.10294336]

>>10294319
how do you know, reddit scum?

[Anonymous No.10294337]

>>10293618 >>10293708 >>10294328
Getting triggered (or even caring) in any way by what someone else eats makes you enormously autistic. Who gives a shit if they're not making you eat it too?

[Anonymous No.10294345]

>>10294336
It's funny because you think you got him but you literally admitted he's right.

[Anonymous No.10294363]

>>10294345
I didn't "get him"? lol
>you must be 18 years of age to use this website

[Anonymous No.10294367]

>>10293618
Spicy food is good. Fuck you. I can't be the only person who legitimately enjoys it.

[Anonymous No.10294377]

>>10294337
Having poor reading comprehension is autistic.
Re-read both the OP and >>10294328

Neither are caring what is being eaten. It's when they try to draw attention to it as some kind of badge of honor that it gets fucking annoying.
>"Look at me! Look at me! Super XXX Spicy Death Adder Shitsmear Sauce! I put this shit on everything, because I love spicy food! I'm so manly haha!"

>>10294367
You too.

[Anonymous No.10294382]

Why are weebs so insecure in their masculinity?

[Anonymous No.10294387]

>>10294336
"M-m-my website is better"

When did you all become so obsessed with Reddit, get this middle school bullshit out of here

[Anonymous No.10294391]

>>10294387
seriously though you have to go back

[Anonymous No.10294392]

>>10294387
t. redditor

[Anonymous No.10294396]

I think it's pretty stupid as people who are used to eating super hot can't really share their food anymore.

[Anonymous No.10294401]

lol I dont know evan chilis

[Anonymous No.10294402]

>>10294396
That's part of the point.

[Anonymous No.10294404]

lmao @ all the triggered numales itt. op is right

[Anonymous No.10294409]

>>10294387
because, like cancer, they must be removed.
plus it's just plain fun triggering them

[Anonymous No.10294410]

>>10294387

[Anonymous No.10294411]

>>10294396
>I think it's pretty stupid as people who are used to eating super hot don't have to share their food with dickheads like me.
ftfy

[Anonymous No.10294418]

>>10294402
what are the other parts

[Anonymous No.10294420]

>>10294418
It gets you high from the endorphin rush.

[Anonymous No.10294426]

>>10294363
>I didn't "get him"? lol
What the fuck are you even talking about? Are you saying your own post was shit? I mean I guess I agree?

[Anonymous No.10294429]

>>10294402
That's just sad.

[Anonymous No.10294431]

>>10294429
Being a mooch is much, much sadder. Buy your own food and stop stealing mine. Oh wait, it's too spicy for you anyway. : ^ )

[Anonymous No.10294434]

>>10294429
>Not wanting to share the food you paid for is sad
Why?

[Anonymous No.10294435]

>>10294420
ok

[Anonymous No.10294439]

lads, now that we're all gathered here and have this heated and lively discussion, what do y'all think of this spicy new meme?

[Anonymous No.10294457]

>>10294439
mhm its good mmmh

[Anonymous No.10294465]

>>10294431
Who said anything about mooching off?
I was talking about cooking for other people.
My dad's friend who has a thai wife and whenever they have guests she has to cook everything twice because both are used to super spicy food.

[Anonymous No.10294469]

>>10294465
Maybe they shouldn't be friends with such massive pussies.

[Anonymous No.10294530]

>>10294469
I tried theirs and it was borderline inedible.
And i have a decent tolerance judging from eating with other people.

[Anonymous No.10294537]

>>10294530
Nah, you're just a crybaby pussy. I bet it wasn't even that hot.

[Anonymous No.10294599]

>>10293618
Agreed. I love spicy food, but I don't break about it or order it while with friends. I don't want to look like an asshole who talks about food he likes.

[Anonymous No.10294749]

>>10294363

>Projecting this hard

Who's got the b&hammer?

[Anonymous No.10294754]

>>10294426
>>10294749
OHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GOT YOUS

[Anonymous No.10294760]

>>10294754

I hope you don't act this retarded in public anon

[Anonymous No.10294798]

>>10294754
Ok.

[Anonymous No.10294817]

>>10294754

[Anonymous No.10295237]

Ketofags are a hundred times more annoying than vegans. They truly never shut up about their meme diet

[Anonymous No.10295333]

>>10295237
Vegans are still worse because a large number of them are also "Meat is Murder!" animal rights advocates.

[Anonymous No.10295335]

>>10295333 (Checked)
Meh, half my siblings are vegan, and they don't try to change anyone's mind about it, as far as I know.

[Anonymous No.10295378]

>>10295335
Half my family is ketofags, but they keep to themselves as well. Except my brother who got his two co-workers on it.

[Anonymous No.10295387]

>>10294599
Why deny yourself? That's fucking retarded, If you like it eat it, why do you give a fuck about if your friends see you eat, that's pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10295451]

>>10293618
>i love beer, i just can't live without beer, did i tell you how awesome beer is? let us just have some beer

[Anonymous No.10295460]

>>10294387
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.10297178]

>>10294319

Just the fact that you use the term "normie" makes all of you a bunch snowflake faggots who think you are special. Browsing 4chan has become just as normal as scrolling through Facebook and Instagram. You are all a bunch of fucking normies if the term is to be used.

Fucking manchildren

[Anonymous No.10297225]

>friend feels like eating
>I'm not hungry but am happy to just sit there and talk while he eats
>he gets visibly annoyed when I refuse to order anything

[Anonymous No.10297280]

>>10293618
People who chew with their mouth open. Especially loud food like chips. And the kind of asshats that start chewing even louder if they realize it bugs you.

[Anonymous No.10297302]

>>10297178
>Browsing 4chan has become just as normal as scrolling through Facebook and Instagram
The site isnt what it used to be, but you know this isn't true.

[Anonymous No.10297339]

>>10297302

Everything we laugh at today, everything posted on 9gag, your Facebook wall, your goddamn snapchat, has its origination from 4chan, and most people know. Most people avoid talking about it because it has "pictures of dead people and childporn".

Only wannabe edgy losers talk about it because they somehow think its cool. The One rule of this site is long forgotten, which is why it has become like this.

[Anonymous No.10297347]

>>10297339
Not goatse

[Anonymous No.10297417]

>>10295387
Because they never fucking shut up about spicy shit after that. I don't want to fucking talk to them about how much I like spicy food, I just want to enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.10297437]

imagine paying a captcha tax every time you posted on facebook, like you do here

[Anonymous No.10297451]

>>10297280
That's a sign of respect in my culture, you racist.

[Anonymous No.10297492]

>>10297451
your culture is shit. please get new culture.

[Anonymous No.10297499]

>>10293618
Fuck yeah I love not being able to taste or savour my food because I just completely ruined everything with singularly overpowering flavours.

[Anonymous No.10297550]

>>10297451
>Spitting chewed food on anyone nearby is your culture
It's not racist if you're clearly inhuman

[Anonymous No.10297622]

>>10294367
i love it. Truly 80% of my meal experiences are improved with some intense spice in the mix. Sandwich? add cherry peppers and mango habenero hot sauce to it. Pizza? Jalapenos and a garlic ghost pepper sauce. Chicken? smother that bitch in some cajun hot sauce and you're good to fucking go. Everything is better spicy. fuck you pussy's and your burning lips.

[Anonymous No.10297633]

>>10293618
>People often bring up the food they like
Shocking!

[Anonymous No.10297682]

>>10297339
Nah only a handful of memes spill over. Also if you told normans you browse 4chan they would not see it as normal.

[Anonymous No.10298556]

Fat faggot fucks who struggle to breathe at a sit-still. You can tell when they're swallowing because their obnoxious air-pump-nostrils fall silent for all of two seconds, until the next bite is prepared for their fat slobbering face-cunts.

[Anonymous No.10298574]

Many of them.

>The "more mayo" stereotype in the flesh
>Won't eat meat off the bone cause doesn't know how
>Finds seasonings and spice at all to be too complex, would rather just have a ham and miracle whip sandwich 9 times out of 10
>Orders steak well done
>Can only stomach seafood if it's heavily processed and deep fried in breading

>The defensive vegetarian/vegan
>Constantly cycling through forms of fake meat and veggie burgers, nuggets, etc
>Would rather eat sweets all day than any vegetable
>Still tries to pretend they think meat tastes bad and are in it legitimately for the love of healthy food, not just guilt

And last but not least, probably the worst kind of eater of all...
>The ethnic romanticist
>Rally's against USA food and uses examples like "sketti" on a regular basis
>Will defend Japans spaghetti and ketchup dish
>Finds ground beef "disgusting" because it reminds them of food their parents ate, who they hate
>Will brag about how they want to try to eat cockroaches, balut, thousand year eggs, and other disgusting things just because they think it makes them seem cultured
>Actually thinks Mexican food is on some artistic level above Texmex, when ultimately it takes zero skill to make either and doesn't take any level of taste to enjoy either since basic as all fuck
>Complains about McDonalds not being healthy enough, eats tons of instant ramen and uses chopsticks while eating it

[Anonymous No.10298618]

>>10293708
t. soyboy

[Anonymous No.10298657]

>>10293618

What if i simply enjoy spicy taste without being a male? I wonder what gives you these ideas.

[Anonymous No.10298797]

>the hot wings are just franks red hot
>The wings above hotwings are spicy but taste more like vinegar than anything else

[Anonymous No.10298934]

>>10294319
Spotted the normalfag
shoo shoo

[Anonymous No.10298970]

>>10293618
eating spicy food gives me an endorphin rush

[Anonymous No.10298975]

>>10293618
>BRO I FUCKING LOVE A GOOD DARK ASS IPA WITH MY 2% COOOKED STEAK REAL FUCKING MAN MEAT GET ON MY LEVEL SOYBOY
kill these types

[Anonymous No.10299062]

>>10297178
>>10297339
Imagine being this much of a brainless normie.

[Anonymous No.10299072]

>>10298975
This post makes me want to switch off my diet and just go back to drinking beer. Meals just aren't the same without it.

[Anonymous No.10299103]

>>10294396
>it's stupid when people eat food the way they like because every time I see someone else eating I think about taking some of their food

[Anonymous No.10299120]

>>10294299
I know you like trotting out this image because you found it on /a/ a couple monghs ago and it makes you feel ironic and edgy and connected to the /a/ of old, but honestly, it's disgusting. You like it because Rikka and her so randum chuunibyou is an easily identifiable character from an entry level anime that distinguishes the prospective you (anime watchers) from them (normies). The way you post your childrens cartoons like it's a badge of honor for the savvy connoisseur is embarassing. You're no better than pony posters.

[Anonymous No.10299169]

Biggest pet peeve is probably the way my gf's 55-year-old newly transitioned friend who is not passing and has the sensibilities of a deranged virgin baby boomer uses their hands while eating. Dude is a born again fop and thinks womanhood is painting your nails, wearing far too much perfume, and dipping their fingers in the guacamole as they dip their chip. Nothing against transsexuals but let me tell you, just because someone is opening up to their idea of femininity doesn't mean they aren't elderly weirdos who have no idea what a woman is supposed to be like.

[Anonymous No.10299214]

>>10299169
>gf has tranny friends
Find a new gf

[Anonymous No.10299306]

>>10293618
>My chili/BBQ/pie is legendary dude.
>It's literally a basic Google recipe with no personal flare; maybe a shot of meme whisky added.
Also people that think layering pre-existing items and wrapping shit in bacon is some kind of art form, and most of the spectrum beer fagots.

[Anonymous No.10299454]

>"I have a sweet tooth!"

yea that's called being a human being. sweet things naturally taste good to us.

[Anonymous No.10299623]

>>10293618
Coffee drinkers have everyone else beat.

[Anonymous No.10299629]

>>10299623
Sorry, I should have said "coffee" drinkers.

[Anonymous No.10299662]

>>10293618
vegans

[Anonymous No.10299712]

>>10299629
>>10299623
This. Especially the "no talkie before my coffee" faggots.

[Anonymous No.10299903]

I don't really care much for what a person eats. Regardless of what it is, if you're going to make fun of me for not liking what you like constantly, that's when I have a problem. I have my own weird tastes and keep those things to myself.

[Anonymous No.10299992]

>>10299120
Your new is showing hard

[Anonymous No.10300008]

>>10299992
Sure thing, oldfag.

[Anonymous No.10300121]

>>10293618
>Annoying
"Hurr durr white people can't handle spicy food"

[Anonymous No.10300217]

I only eat spicy ramen and I figuratively dont know what it feels like to get sick

[Anonymous No.10300317]

>>10297339
>the one rule
Only applies to raids

[Anonymous No.10301632]

>>10300008
Not only a newfag but also a retard.

[Anonymous No.10301668]

>>10301632
Yet you keep replying.

[Anonymous No.10301875]

>>10293618
I went to uni with a guy like this. Always ordered the spiciest food available and would struggle to get through it, drinking multiple beers, glasses of water, tears rolling down his face; he almost never ate more than half of anything he ordered, sometimes barely a third. It was pretty sad to watch.

[Anonymous No.10301879]

[Anonymous No.10301896]

>>10301879
animefags are the new furries

[Anonymous No.10301931]

>>10293618
>go to thai place with family
>brother is borderline weeb
>asks for the spiciest noodle disj
>make it extra spicy
>eats one bite
>"Wow, I'm really full!"
>make him get a take out container
>he throws it out
mfw

[Anonymous No.10303014]

I don't see the problem with eating spicy food for your own gain. I like to challenge myself, not for bragging rights or to look all tough and macho but because it's fun. Picky eaters are way worse, it's so fucking hard to make something they'll like and not only do they reject normal food then they show you their favorite dish which is pickle slices and coconut on cinnamon raisin toast deep fried in ketchup.

>>10299169
You have to remember someone trans that was 55 grew up in a way more conservative era where hyperfemininity was the standard even cis women were expected to live up to and trans women didn't get hormones unless they embodied a super exaggerated version of that. It's a really uniquely old trans person way of behaving. We call them hons. It's not entirely their fault but it's still pretty annoying.

[Anonymous No.10303028]

>>10293618
People who virtue signal about not bragging are far worse

[Anonymous No.10303058]

>>10301896

[Anonymous No.10303281]

>>10303014
Oh yeah I get it, it makes sense really. It's just funny how the guy reminded me so much of a run of the mill widow or single woman his age, especially with the heavy perfume and make up.
Also the fellow hasn't properly transitioned, just dresses up and does perfume and make up. Didn't know the word 'hon' that's pretty funny/interesting.

[Anonymous No.10303301]

>>10294319
Wait reddit uses normie? Since when? Dont tell me everyone on 4chan but me also browses reddit

[Anonymous No.10303316]

>>10303301
People who say they visit Reddit are taking the piss but are obsessed.

People who say they don't actively do.

People who don't mention it at all are the ones who are the ones who don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.10303338]

>>10303301
Let's be honest, 99.9% of 4chan users (including me) also browse reddit these days. But it's even worse than you realise: the majority of current 4chan users browsed reddit for years before coming to 4chan, and then try to bring their website's culture here. I guarantee you the people arguing over the "you're a redditor" "no you" shit are those sorts of people.

[Anonymous No.10303375]

>>10299169

55-yo's ain't boomers my dude.

[Anonymous No.10303377]

>>10299120
Looks like the image is working just as intended. You can continue sperging out over anime images on an anime website, or you can relocate to r/cooking.

[Anonymous No.10303393]

>>10298618
ehh he has a point, if I bought a really nice ribeye I wouldn't put it into 5-alarm chili. I'd just put salt and pepper on it.

[Anonymous No.10303395]

>>10299072
Learn to into wine
>>10298975
Yeah, these types are usually overcompensating for something

[Anonymous No.10303397]

>>10299169
I hope you noped the fuck out of there, no guacamole is worth catching Hep C or SuperAIDS from

[Anonymous No.10303538]

>>10303338
Yeah how about you shove those statistics up your ass and go back there. What a bunch of made up bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10303540]

>>10303338
>99.9% of 4chan users
I'll admit it's higher than anyone wants to admit, but you have to be crazy to think it's that high

[Anonymous No.10303558]

>>10303540
Reddit's formatting gave me mental AIDS.
No wonder there are so many sjw's and faggots there.

[Anonymous No.10303569]

>>10303558
I agree. Although my coworkers claim that the UI is better with the extension - as 4chan's is to be fair - I find it absolutely hideous and unusable.

[Anonymous No.10303571]

>>10303338
other way around through, 4chan has been around since like 2004. I've wasted the last 12 years of my life here and only started fucking with reddit after a power mad 4chan mod started stalking me and giving me 30 day bans and deleting all my posts because I had a wrong opinion about food once

[Anonymous No.10303606]

>>10303571
>having a static IP

[Anonymous No.10304699]

>>10303377
>missing the point this hard
Keep posting lol anime xD btw fuck normies images, you pubescent shitstain. Fucking teenagers killing this site.

[Anonymous No.10305088]

>eats with mouth open
>grunting noises while eating

>>10293618
literally no one says this you incel

[Anonymous No.10305519]

>>10297499
>overpowering

We're talking about spicy food, not fucking ketchup.

[Anonymous No.10305523]

>120 posts

The cornered prey cries the loudest

[Anonymous No.10305533]

>>10293618
>eats pizza
>throws away pizza crust
>sandwiches
>without crust
>wasting food

[Anonymous No.10305548]

>>10294299
>>10293726
>>10294303
>>10294309
>>10294315
>>10294319
>>10294336
>>10294345
>>10294363
>>10294382
>>10294387
>>10294391
>>10294392
>>10294404
>>10294409
>>10294410
>>10294426
>>10294749
>>10294754
>>10294760
>>10294798
>>10294817
>>10295460
>>10297178
>>10297302
>>10297339
>>10297682
>>10298934
>>10299062
>>10299120
>>10299992
>>10300008
>>10300317
>>10301632
>>10301668
>>10301879
>>10301931
>>10303058
>>10303301
>>10303316
>>10303338
>>10303377
>>10303538
>>10303540
>>10303558
>>10303569
>>10303571
>>10304699
FOOD AND COOKING

[Anonymous No.10305559]

>>10305548
On an anime website

[Anonymous No.10305562]

>>10305548
kys

[Anonymous No.10305576]

>>10305548
unironically this

>>10305559
>>10305562
kys you fuckin weebs. anime hasn't been good in decades. dumb pedos. how do you even jack it to drawings? literally impossible unless your test is below 200

[Anonymous No.10305580]

>>10305576
>>10305562
>>10305559
I literally replied to both parties. You don't seem very bright.

[Anonymous No.10305581]

>>10305576
>>10305548
samefg

[Anonymous No.10305582]

>>10305576
What are you even doing here

[Anonymous No.10305587]

>>10305576
>all this rage

[Anonymous No.10305594]

all me

[Anonymous No.10305612]

>>10293618

I actually have the opposite problem. I was raised on spicy food so I enjoy it. It's not a machismo thing for me at all. But whenever I'm out with a certain friend, if I order anything remotely spicy, HE makes a big deal out of it.

>oh Mr. Hardcore has to get something spicy to show he's a big strong man

Maybe I just like cajun chicken, faggot.

[Anonymous No.10305636]

Adults who won't eat "green things"

[Anonymous No.10305642]

>>10305582
Plenty of 4channers back then never bothered with anime shit. Did you miss out on the "____ is moeshit" era?

[Anonymous No.10305869]

>>10305533
>eats pizza
>throws away pizza crust

Also
>eats pizza
>grabs another slice while halfway with another

[Anonymous No.10306009]

>>10293618
Vegans trying to force their lifestyle down your throat and if you're not interested they almost think it's justified to kill you. >vegangains

[Anonymous No.10306048]

>>10306009
saw this yesterday

[Anonymous No.10306066]

>>10306048
Would unironically like.

[Anonymous No.10306086]

>>10306048
She seems nice
What's the problem

[Anonymous No.10306108]

>paying a large premium for something that is marginally better

[Anonymous No.10306113]

>>10299169
This is the food and cooking board

[Anonymous No.10306116]

>>10301931
If hes a weeb he doesnt need a taste for spicy food. They have the mildest food in all of east asia pretty much. I actually have to go to the chinese restaurants if i want to get spicy food here.

[Anonymous No.10306126]

>>10306048
I don't see much wrong with her... Expressing that she's going vegan because that's something that will impact your date choices, hunting for sport is dumb and cats are cool. Would plow/10

[Anonymous No.10306135]

>>10306126
You sound like a real cuck

[Anonymous No.10306136]

>>10294299
>>10293726
>>10294303
>>10294309
>>10294315
>>10294319
>>10294336
>>10294345
>>10294363
>>10294382
>>10294387
>>10294391
>>10294392
>>10294404
>>10294409
>>10294410
>>10294426
>>10294749
>>10294754
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>>10294798
>>10294817
>>10295460
>>10297178
>>10297302
>>10297339
>>10297682
>>10298934
>>10299062
>>10299120
>>10299992
>>10300008
>>10300317
>>10301632
>>10301668
>>10301879
>>10301931
>>10303058
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>>10305612
>>10305636
>>10306066

[Anonymous No.10306147]

Co worker is gluten intolerant. She always complains about how bad her headache was our how much had she had when her food was contaminated. Dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.10306161]

>>10294303
100% agree

[Anonymous No.10306166]

>>10306136
Based

[Anonymous No.10306172]

>>10294319
The proper expression was always "normalfag" before the plebbit invasion. "Normie" is a very normalfag way to call out normalfags and is generally only used by normalfags from plebbit trying to fit in on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.10306263]

>>10306048
mental asylums need a return

[Anonymous No.10306297]

>>10306048
>having to make a bid deal about being vegan because youre a dreadfully boring person

[Anonymous No.10306312]

>>10306297
When the most common first date is a meal, yes, it matters. Plus a lot of "men" have an irrational hatred for vegans because it threatens their masculinity or whatever, she's just getting rid of people who would take offense to that.

[Anonymous No.10306446]

>>10306048
>Cats are my spirit animal
>cats are obligate carnivores
Smart one, this is.

[Anonymous No.10306453]

>>10306446
Yeah she obviously isn't a genius like you

[Anonymous No.10306463]

>>10306453
Hostile! Try eating some meat.

[Anonymous No.10306471]

>>10306463
I've got some on the stove at the moment
You're still a moron

[Anonymous No.10306475]

>>10306471
Is it for your cat?

[Anonymous No.10306490]

>>10306475
I don't have a cat

[Anonymous No.10306491]

No.

Actual worst type of person is an anti-semitic homosexual (Gay Nazi).

[Anonymous No.10306522]

>>10306490
Why not?

[Anonymous No.10306531]

>>10306522
Because I have to travel a lot and I don't want to come back to a dead cat or give someone my keys and pay them to look after it

[Anonymous No.10306664]

>>10297622
But there are so many legitimate flavors beyond capsicum-induced pain...
t. pajeet

[Anonymous No.10306670]

>>10306048
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10306682]

>>10306531
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.10306702]

>>10306446
>my spirit animal is a tuna
>I don't have gills

I should just kill myself right?

[Anonymous No.10306705]

>>10306702
>spirit animal
>picks a fish
Yes.

[Anonymous No.10306706]

>>10298574
>Can only stomach seafood if it's heavily processed and deep fried in breading
But that's just worse than fresh seafood. What's the point?

[Anonymous No.10306709]

>>10306531
Fuck man this hurts. I have literally zero friends in this town and I regularly have to leave town for a few days every month - I'm a surveyor in a very remote part of Canada. I fucking love cats with all my heart, but I just can't own one as long as I don't have friends where I live.

[Anonymous No.10306714]

>>10306702
You should probably kill yourself because your spirit animal is a tuna

[Anonymous No.10306723]

>>10293618
I don' think it is about feeling manly. We just genuinely enjoy spicy food

[Anonymous No.10307182]

>>10306126
>hunting for sport is dumb
the amount of soy in this statement. if i posted a photo of a deer in my trunk would you cry about it?

[Anonymous No.10307221]

>>10293618
weebs

[Anonymous No.10307516]

>>10307182
hunting for sport is fine as long as you dont hunt like a little bitch

if you use a gun to hunt, you should consider using it on yourself instead

[Anonymous No.10307815]

>>10306312
Roastie detected

[Anonymous No.10308551]

>>10306312
>When the most common first date is a meal
Which is beta game. PUAs suggest that the first date should be something like grabbing coffee and getting to know each other better.

[Anonymous No.10308607]

>>10308551
>PUAs suggest

[Anonymous No.10308647]

>>10307516
nogunz detected

[Anonymous No.10308731]

>>10307516
>if you use a gun to hunt, you should consider using it on yourself instead
What if a nigga just wants to eat?

[Anonymous No.10308752]

>>10293625
You say that like it's an insult

[Anonymous No.10308753]

>>10295451
>BEER IS GOOD
>BEER IS GOOD
>HAVE SOME
>LETS GO DRINK SOME BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

[Anonymous No.10308754]

>>10297225
Its not polite to eat in front of people that arent eating. I'm sorry you didn't have a father to teach you how to not be a nigger anon.

[Anonymous No.10309746]

>>10307516
LMAO this isn't fucking cavemen era what the fuck lmfaoooooo

[Anonymous No.10310394]

>>10293618
>those satisfying spicy shits

Feels great not to have the digestive system of a geriatric.

[Anonymous No.10310403]

>>10308551
>PUAs

Oh right, retards. Feed that bitch, NO YOU MAY NOT ORDER THE SALAD.

[Anonymous No.10310406]

>>10293625
white people are the only ones who do this though

[Anonymous No.10310414]

>>10310406
Do what, eat food? Oh the humanity.

[Anonymous No.10310448]

>>10293618
Anime posters are the worst kind of person.

[Anonymous No.10310464]

>>10310448
I think people who complain about anime on their anime website are worse

[Anonymous No.10310490]

>>10310448
Cringe

[Anonymous No.10310545]

>>10293618
>chew with their mouth open
>talk with their mouth full
>smacking of lips
>not knowing how to properly hold a fork and knife at the same time

Meals during basic training were a nightmare for those reasons, minus talking unless you wanted to die. Food was decent though.

[Anonymous No.10310550]

>>10310545
It's better than public school or prison food but those powdered eggs are still shit.

[Anonymous No.10310573]

solid thread guys

>I hate it when people act like retards on a food and cooking board

[Anonymous No.10310587]

>>10308647
>>10309746

there's no sport in shooting an animal that can't do anything about it. All you're doing is going out into nature and blasting things. Train some hunting dogs and use a bow. Or be a real nigga and go out with just a knife. Give the animals a chance to kill you. Go out and kill that deer with your bare hands if you want to look cool. That's real sport

>>10308731
bitches gotta eat too. Embrace it. That isnt exactly sport though

[Anonymous No.10310611]

>>10310550
I don't know that feel. I was underweight going in so I was told to eat all the high carb shit like pancakes and sausage and gravy. Chair Force BMT french toast was out of this world, i still don't know how those surly women could make it so well.

I tried to share what I could with the other guys, because I could feel the hate from them. I stuck with oatmeal or a simple bagel after I graduated.

[Anonymous No.10310632]

>>10310587
It's not caveman days anymore lol. We don't have to burn down acres of land in an attempt to force animals into traps. Humans create tools to make life easier, that's just the way it is.

[Anonymous No.10310649]

>>10310632
I like how you're making the "we don't have to because modernity" argument against hunting for sport in a properly sporting way, while somehow ignoring the fact that nobody actually has to hunt in the first place

[Anonymous No.10310659]

>"You are not a man if you put ketchup on a hotdog"
>"Nor do i recognize your rights as a human being"

[Anonymous No.10310672]

>>10310649
Oh that's your point? Alright, I conceded to the fact that no one /has/ to hunt anymore. Not everyone is as bad ass as you though. I certainly don't want to go fight a moose with a knife and a prayer.

[Anonymous No.10310682]

>>10310587
>Or be a real nigga and go out with just a knife

This is some shit somebody who's either underage or retarded says. Real hunting involves hours of tracking and hiking. Fuck those retarded cunts that just go and sit in a tree and bait the animal.

[Anonymous No.10310705]

>>10310682
>be you
>freezing in the woods spending the entire day tracking 1 deer looking for its poop n tracks on the ground only to get 1 shot off at it

>be me
>park warm car by the side of the road in public land
>drink hot coco in it while wrapped in blankets and shitpost until i see a few deer pass by
>stroll out in my pjs and shoot it

[Anonymous No.10310777]

>>10310632
then dont call it sport. You just want to shoot things. There's nothing sporting about it

>>10310682
regardless of all that hardwork you took finding something to shoot, you still take the easy route to kill the thing. If you're legitimately just hungry and want food, then by all means, survive. But don't pretend you did anything noteworthy by putting a bullet in something that has no defense against it and then post pictures of it like you're some warrior that your ancestors would be proud of

[Anonymous No.10310801]

>>10310777
I never called it a sport, friend. Personally, I'm more fond of fishing than hunting anyway. Once you get away from soaking a shrimp under a bobber fishing becomes a test of skill rather than patience. Even more so when you become a true patrician and take up fly fishing.

Nice trips as well, sky daddy.

[Anonymous No.10310830]

>>10310777
We're a predator species, after centuries of being prey. You seem bitter, that we learned to build, use tools and eventually become the dominant land species. If every meal involved a fight to the fucking death neither of us would be here. We took advantage when we had it, and that was it. Nothing will stop me from thinking you're a completely out-of-touch fuck.

[Anonymous No.10310926]

>>10310830
why would I be bitter about it? I just think its funny what humans think is or isnt manly.

people like specifically >>10307182 seem to have a bug up their ass about soy, ie. things that are feminine/not being as manly as naturally possible but then go out and kill things in the most "soyboy" way possible. From a distance with an automatic killstick. For 'sport' even

the irony is just too potent not to point out

[Anonymous No.10310943]

>>10305548
>MOM I REPLIED TO EVERYONE IN THE THREAD AGAIN

[Anonymous No.10310965]

>>10310672
>I conceded to the fact that no one /has/ to hunt anymore
That's just wrong. I live in Alberta and have friends who grew up in Northern Canada who got most of their meat from hunting. There's millions of animals everywhere, almost no people, and everyone owns guns, you don't even have to try.

[Anonymous No.10311122]

>>10306048
>unironically enjoys deep dish pizza
dropped

[Anonymous No.10311145]

>>10310965
want <> need

I can go over to the hudson and hang out with the old dominican and chinese dudes fishing for striped bass, and there's my dinner and daily supply of dioxins all at once, but I can also walk to fairway and ask the guy at the fish counter for 20 pounds of farmed swai a lot quicker and easier

[Anonymous No.10311203]

>if you don't use chopsticks on asian food you are eating it wrong

[Anonymous No.10311425]

People who slurp, smack their lips, constantly bang the cutlery against the plate, etc. Please just be quiet

[Anonymous No.10311985]

My family has annoying eating habits.
>Dad makes 'oatmeal' by microwaving a random amount of oats with eyeballed amount of water for 1 minute.
>Dad thinks that every liquid left from cooking vegetables is some sort of flavourful broth, and drinks the shit every time with loud slurping noises.
>Sister only eats bread with margarine spread on it for lunch.
>And everyone in my family has a fake allergy to onions so I can't cook with them because even the smell triggers this 'allergy'.
>Not allowed to put in any aromatics besides garlic in any Italian dishes, which is all we really eat.

[Anonymous No.10312052]

>>10311985
>And everyone in my family has a fake allergy to onions so I can't cook with them because even the smell triggers this 'allergy'.
My mom and sister claim this exact same thing. It's really odd since they ate them just fine for the first 45 and 15 years of their lives respectively

[Anonymous No.10312083]

>gf can't eat a burger, has to take it apart and eat it one ingredient at a time.
>When making tea she puts the milk in before the water and teabag
>She takes doesn't eat the pickles in burgers, even after removing all the layers

[Anonymous No.10312570]

>>10294319
False, I don't think I've ever seen it used before 2015. The trend of calling everything 'normie' in boards outside of /r9k/ has exploded in the last few years too, by newfags from whom it's painfully obvious that they grew up with Facebook and Twitter.

[Anonymous No.10312655]

>>10293708
I used the think that people who just chucked tons of chilli in their food were idiots who just didn't want to taste it but the fact of the matter is the more you lightly season food the more you desensitise yourself to them. I've slowly worked up a tollerance and am at a point where I just toss a couple habaneros in everything. Not looking forward to when they stop doing anything too since I'll have to start going to speciality stores.

[Anonymous No.10312702]

>>10305559
4chan hasn't been about anime for at least a decade desu, moot started creating boards like /k/ and /v/ very quickly out of popular demand.

[Anonymous No.10312977]

>>10312570
You're a fucking retard. You can see entries of weebs using 'normie' predating 2015 in archives.

[Anonymous No.10314437]

>>10312977
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Normie/order/asc/page/1/
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/normie?full=1
>a handful before 2012
>usage explodes from 2012 onwards for obvious reasons
>overwhelmingly on /a/, /r9k/, /mlp/ and /co/
>explodes even more with all the frogposting
It's a non-native term used by migrants desperate to pretend they're social outcasts and that 4chan is their safe haven.