Is mayonnaise the most keto food?

[Anonymous No.10293232]

Well, is it?
-High in fat
-Moderate protein
-Zero carbs
-Blends easily in smoothies and shakes
-Can be made with a number of different oils to hit nutrition macros

If you're doing keto without learning how to make your own mayonnaise, you're doing it fucking wrong. Debate me.

[Anonymous No.10293240]

Both mayonnaise and keto are for the feeble minded

[Anonymous No.10293255]

>>10293240
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[Anonymous No.10293261]

>>10293255
>carblets

[Anonymous No.10293283]

I'm trying to think of something more keto than mayonnaise and all I can come up with is salo, kaiserfleish or really fucking fatty salami.

Of course, wrapping them in lettuce leaves ensures no problems with scurvy.

[Anonymous No.10293295]

>>10293232
EGGS YOU FUCKING MONGREL

[Anonymous No.10293300]

>>10293295
But mayo is eggs with extra fat. Why are eggs any better?

[Anonymous No.10293301]

>when made right it's fucking amazing
>need fresh eggs or need to be in Slavic countries for good mayo
Suffering

[Anonymous No.10293307]

>>10293301
>need to be in Slavic countries for good mayonnaise
What kind of mental gymnastics is this? Licking the cheese off Milovich’s anteater does not a good mayo make

[Anonymous No.10293323]

>>10293301
Where the fuck do you live that you can't get fresh eggs to make Jism of the Gods AKA Mayonnaise?

[Anonymous No.10293396]

Utterly disgusting food.

[Anonymous No.10293443]

>>10293396
What the fuck does your opinion of mayo have to do with its ability to meet keto macros, you fucking spastic?

[Anonymous No.10293451]

>>10293443
>oh no he didn't post on the exact topic I made this thread for
Go eat your mayonaise and drink your oil.

[Anonymous No.10293467]

go suck ye nans toe cockmongler

[Anonymous No.10293469]

>>10293300
keto should be lean protein and non-starchy greens, not you gargling mayo you disgusting cumguzzler

[Anonymous No.10293475]

>>10293469
That’s paleo you bilious fistulated fecophile

[Anonymous No.10293477]

>>10293469
Regular keto diet is not what the meme bacon coconut mayonnaise butter drinkers follow

[Anonymous No.10293599]

>>10293475
>not doing paleo keto

[Anonymous No.10294701]

>>10293232
looks like KKKeto

[Anonymous No.10294719]

>>10293477
>Regular keto diet
what macro breakdown are you suggesting with "regular" keto

[Anonymous No.10294725]

>>10293469
>keto should be lean protein
Not really, a large amount of lean protein will trigger a relatively large insulin response, not to mention that the body can break down excess dietary protein into blood sugar.