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Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:50:55 2018 No.10292322 [Reply] [Original]

>"Hey bruh, I'm ordering a pizza. Want any?"
>"Nah, not hungry"
>order small
>pizza arrives
>"Hey let me get a slice"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:55:20 2018 No.10292340 Bullshit No one orders a small pizza for delivery. No one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:56:02 2018 No.10292341 File: 10 KB, 627x261, firefox_2018-03-14_23-55-49.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10292340

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:03:13 2018 No.10292366 >>10292341 Good job assuming you tip like a civilized person you just paid 15 dollars for a 6 dollar meal

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:10:24 2018 No.10292390 >>10292341 moron

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:24:14 2018 No.10292434 >>10292366 >tip like a civilized person Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:27:52 2018 No.10292442 >>10292366 I don't tip

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:34:57 2018 No.10292472 >>10292366 Amerimutts aren't civilized by definition

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:40:05 2018 No.10292492 File: 35 KB, 541x463, 1521057076559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10292472

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:59:46 2018 No.10292552 >>10292492 holy shit thank you i've been looking for the original "el ogro" for ages now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:04:33 2018 No.10292571 File: 11 KB, 348x336, eef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10292552 No problem, friend. I've got a folder dedicated to Amerimutts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:12:11 2018 No.10292599 >>10292571 >has a fold dedicated obsessed much?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:33:15 2018 No.10292657 >>10292599 >he dosen't organize his images

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:36:57 2018 No.10292671 >>10292322 Why not just get a medium or a large so you'll have leftover pizza for the next day? And why not throw some poop sandwiches in there, too? Those keep well in the fridge for a while.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:40:19 2018 No.10292678 File: 905 KB, 1280x720, 1518237373921.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10292599

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 02:48:54 2018 No.10292886 >>10292341 I never order small, it's not worth the highway robbery delivery fee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 02:53:18 2018 No.10292901 >>10292886 >doesn't know how much it costs to operate a car

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:29:03 2018 No.10293891 >>10292901 >I have to pay the fee for the car when employees can use their own car and make tip money. No. Low tip

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:37:07 2018 No.10293917 >>10292322 >"i ordered a small because you said you didn't want any" Wow that was hard. Also kys my mong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:37:09 2018 No.10293919 File: 30 KB, 423x330, 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10292552 >>10292492 Kek, are mutts the new trading cards? behold my rare holo mutt

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:03:47 2018 No.10294191 >>10293919 That isn't a holo you fucking idiot. You are such a stupid fucking idiot. I bet you order a single small pizza for delivery like OP.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:10:53 2018 No.10294227

>>10292322
All joking aside, this shit does legitimately piss me off when someone does something similar. Like when I bought a pitcher of beer for me and my friend, just for the third guy in our group (who insisted he didn't want one) to chime in that he was a bit parched too. Or when I get some popcorn at the movies with friends, just for the guy who didn't chip in to munch off of it the whole time. We all have those asshole friends.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:17:27 2018 No.10294247

>>10294227
Poor kids. I know these tactics well.
I always had the restraint to not be an asshole and would only accept food if it was offered.
I wasn't the only poor kid in the group though and the other kid did this shit all the time. Would say he doesn't want any so he doesn't have to pitch in, eats it anyways. Bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:20:58 2018 No.10294267 File: 64 KB, 475x502, 'Merica! Fuck Yeah!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10292492 > proud amerimutt

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:35:42 2018 No.10294327 >>10294191 remember the 6 gorillion, faggoy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:49:28 2018 No.10294390 Threads like these make me happy that I'm only friends with people with no filters that can be honest with eachother. If any of them tried something like that we would all just tell them to go fuck themself unless they're gonna pay for part of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:08:43 2018 No.10294486 >>10292322 "No, dude, only got enough for me"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:09:34 2018 No.10294492 >>10292341 show tits

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:09:46 2018 No.10294493 >>10292671 Reheated pizza is gross

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:10:21 2018 No.10294496 >being friends with blacks You have only yourself to blame

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